davepeta sprite^2 (purrname pending)
@tempurredCauserie
B33 < karkat might throw a hissy fit when i tell him that he missed out on the group god tiering sesh B33 < i dont know why everynyan decided to go and do it meow but B33 < rip B'33 < he already ventured out on his training arc...
B33 < nothing like getting hatespammed by hatebot after a mission B'33 < its good to be home
It's like a nervous system reset.
B33 < true facts spoken by only the truest of people
If you ever need a pick me up, I am always here.
sorry for my earlier frustration!! @grimbarkGuardian has been safely rescued and brought home!!! thanks so so SO much to everyone who helped: @telekineticArmageddon, @timaeusTestified, @tempurredCauserie, @aventurineCopycat, @gallowsCalibrator#1433, @ectoBiologist#6844, and @zoosmellPooplad!!!! i love you and will be grateful to you forever!!!!!!!! everybody cheer and clap for them :D
oh no, are you pissy that your other self got murked by some lowbloods? too bad so sad! :D
THIS IS A PRETTY HUGE FUCKING RELIEF. SORRY I COULDN'T DO MUCH TO HELP.
you know what karkat? you inspired me with moral support :D
no. i )(eard of )(er failins; s)(e was weak, s)(e deserved it. but t)(at jade will never grow stronger if you keep bailin )(er out of t)(ins. one day, s)(e will )(ave to figure t)(ins out wit)(out you all. and t)(at will be a true test of )(er mettle.
OH MY GOD SHUT UPPPPP
Girl, nobody asked.
well, that worked out great. real great. holy shit i'm tired. sister acquired, sister safe. wahooooo... hangout is tomorrow. i'm sorry about the delay everybody!
i'm sure you're real beat up about the party. it's okay, you weren't invited.
Not what I was referring to, but you may consider me thoroughly wounded if you so like.
YOU W3R3 4M4Z1NG
you made it possible.
They flung me through the hull of a ship.
c< tHeraputic >c
B33 < it was pawesome i got to take pics and efurrything
Insanely fucking theraputic.
I am. I was shielded from the impact with the ship, so the only real threat there was me. I was the threat.
c< Hell tHe fucK yes, iM glad 2 Hear it >c
ehehehe, i love being the backline caster.
Wouldn't have been possible without you, bro.
4 SOL1D PL4N
B33 < mission fucking success
B33 < its really fun watching the roses commewnicate B33 < noone else is able to give me the ameowzing f33ling of reading something and my only takeaway is B33 < weow B33 < those sure are words right there B33 < yeah the only thing spinning in my brain right meow is a rotating low pawly model of a cat
https://freeimage.host/i/BLOwbx2
B33 < exactly B33 < dear sw33t precious maxwell B'33 < rotate your heart out little guy
B33 < its crazy how much shit you can trace back to one stupid hell puppet B|| < @ all the dirks out there B33 < thats your goat right there? B33 < smh
What puppet?
B33 < its a looooooooong story B33 < you know uhmm B33 < freaky guy with the sicknasty fit B33 < lil cal B\\ < thaaat puppet
???? Lil Cal Hes great I have him in my vault right now
B33 < *tc purrowls around the chittr wilderness looking for new posts to prey on!* B33 < only to s33 some fureaking bullshit B33 < it was a BAD day to get on chittr who gave the puppet opposable thumbs >B(( < youve doomed us all
WOW, FROM #G4NGB4NGVR1SK4FR1D4Y (GOOD) TO TH1S FUCK1NG PUPP3T BS (B4D) >:/
DON'T WORRY 4BOUT 1T, 1 M34N 3V3RYTH1NG TO KNOW 1S 1N TH3 N4M3
B33 < whoever is outside blitzing their chakras right now B33 < betrayal B33 < i was saving my catnip for the afterpurrty! B33 < the hypothetical afterpurrty B33 < but i cant step outside while shits going down!! B33 < theres hatelove in the air...
B33 < this is #fightnight btw i almost forgot the sacred tag B33 < lmeow
c< tHe HypOtHetical? NaH, its real! >c
B33 < prowling around the #fightnight trying to figure out which beatdown is a catfight or a beautiful kismetic relationship in bloom B33 < do you animals have any idea how thisll effect the shipping board
B33 < it must f33l good as fuck to have somenyan attack you furom behind B33 < and have the camera cut to your eyes going wide with tiny pupils before you turn and parry that shit B33 < if i had nyarrative control of my life i f33l like id do that more often
B33 < everynyan knows its more effective to just piss on the territory you want B33 < but maybe thats not very socially acceptable nowadays #nsfw #??? #B33 < how would you tag this
hmmmmm....
B33 < whatre you actually so territorial about that you dont already own
B33 < look B33 < there was a chit about territory marking earlier and i had to give out my sw33t purrobably liable to get you pawrrested tips B33 < im not wrong though! it definitely is the most efficient way to mark your territory BPP B33 < i am also not liable for the actions of anynyan (clawgh clawgh harley clawgh clawgh) who chooses to piss in their house or public purroperty by the way!!
BX33 < i s33! B33 < will im not gonnya say youre wrong B33 < even if i really cannot clawndone it
Using an anonymous account to #vaguepost? Cowardice. The only vague posts that matter are the ones with heart. I want to hear your #vagueposts from the SOUL. I'll even start: I want him #vaguepost.
I'm t★ken. ★lso you wouldn't fight me. So no.
... I understand on both fronts. Thank you for sharing.
(^･ω･^) < WHO N33DS ANONYMOUS VAGUE POSTING WHEN I CAN JUST SAY OUT LOUD, I WANT TO FUCK MIMES AND CLOWNS!!! #NSFW
THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE, MISS LEIJON!!!!
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
(^･ω･^) < FUCK YEA TROLLBAMA DAB ME UP!!!
(^･ω･^) < I WANT TO FUCK MIMES AND CLOWNS!!!!!!!!! #NSFW
EULA #vaguepo2t #vaguepo2t2
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 And he squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. #vaguepost #vagueposts 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
B33 < i actively disagr33 with your choices but i dont think anynyan else would have this level of enthusiasm so i respect it B33 < be fr33 and fuck clowns i guess B33 < and mimes! cant furget the mimes #nsfw
This month's Bake-A-Wish recipient is ten year old PETROC of the Troll Kingdom who wrote a very compelling letter about his... I don't really remember. Voidrot or something. I'm told it was extremely touching. Anyhow. He declined the FULL SUITE OF BETTY CROCKER HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES in favor of his custom wish, which was to- I am NOT paraphrasing- "please make Five Nights At Freddy's Real." ... I believe we at Crockercorp have some unorthodox research and development on the docket! Also the prerequisite healing of his gummy skullholes. It would be a real Eeyore moment if he were to croak prior to the completion of his custom treat. #gore I guess?
yeah of course you're making freddy's real. you already have a purple guy in your back pocket. #shealwaysletshimcomeback
dont say that
WHAT THE HELL.
DON'T ACCURATELY INSULT ME ON MY OWN POST!
oh my god..... D:> what do u MEAN bad things........
i can help answer this from the perspective of the afflicted basically if i don’t suck i die
WHAT DO U MEAN IF U DONT SUCK U DIE..... <:(
it’s like tav said i don’t produce or retain my own energy so if i don’t suck it i die lucky for petroc jane took mercy on his pitiful soul
B33 < lighting this place up so hard youd think snoop doggs spirit (rest in peace B(() rose from the grave to pawssess me on this hallowed day B33 < call me snoop catt #substance #4/20
wait which snoop dogg died??? human snoop dogg or troll snoop dogg
BOTH??? At least we still have the leprrrechaun one (green snoop dogg) though... mew~ 💖✨