davepeta sprite^2 (purrname pending)
@tempurredCauserie
B33 < whoever is outside blitzing their chakras right now B33 < betrayal B33 < i was saving my catnip for the afterpurrty! B33 < the hypothetical afterpurrty B33 < but i cant step outside while shits going down!! B33 < theres hatelove in the air...
B33 < this is #fightnight btw i almost forgot the sacred tag B33 < lmeow
B33 < prowling around the #fightnight trying to figure out which beatdown is a catfight or a beautiful kismetic relationship in bloom B33 < do you animals have any idea how thisll effect the shipping board
B33 < it must f33l good as fuck to have somenyan attack you furom behind B33 < and have the camera cut to your eyes going wide with tiny pupils before you turn and parry that shit B33 < if i had nyarrative control of my life i f33l like id do that more often
B33 < everynyan knows its more effective to just piss on the territory you want B33 < but maybe thats not very socially acceptable nowadays #nsfw #??? #B33 < how would you tag this
B33 < whatre you actually so territorial about that you dont already own
B33 < look B33 < there was a chit about territory marking earlier and i had to give out my sw33t purrobably liable to get you pawrrested tips B33 < im not wrong though! it definitely is the most efficient way to mark your territory BPP B33 < i am also not liable for the actions of anynyan (clawgh clawgh harley clawgh clawgh) who chooses to piss in their house or public purroperty by the way!!
BX33 < i s33! B33 < will im not gonnya say youre wrong B33 < even if i really cannot clawndone it
Using an anonymous account to #vaguepost? Cowardice. The only vague posts that matter are the ones with heart. I want to hear your #vagueposts from the SOUL. I'll even start: I want him #vaguepost.
I'm t★ken. ★lso you wouldn't fight me. So no.
... I understand on both fronts. Thank you for sharing.
(^･ω･^) < WHO N33DS ANONYMOUS VAGUE POSTING WHEN I CAN JUST SAY OUT LOUD, I WANT TO FUCK MIMES AND CLOWNS!!! #NSFW
THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE, MISS LEIJON!!!!
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
EULA #vaguepo2t #vaguepo2t2
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 And he squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. #vaguepost #vagueposts 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
B33 < i actively disagr33 with your choices but i dont think anynyan else would have this level of enthusiasm so i respect it B33 < be fr33 and fuck clowns i guess B33 < and mimes! cant furget the mimes #nsfw
This month's Bake-A-Wish recipient is ten year old PETROC of the Troll Kingdom who wrote a very compelling letter about his... I don't really remember. Voidrot or something. I'm told it was extremely touching. Anyhow. He declined the FULL SUITE OF BETTY CROCKER HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES in favor of his custom wish, which was to- I am NOT paraphrasing- "please make Five Nights At Freddy's Real." ... I believe we at Crockercorp have some unorthodox research and development on the docket! Also the prerequisite healing of his gummy skullholes. It would be a real Eeyore moment if he were to croak prior to the completion of his custom treat. #gore I guess?
yeah of course you're making freddy's real. you already have a purple guy in your back pocket. #shealwaysletshimcomeback
dont say that
WHAT THE HELL.
DON'T ACCURATELY INSULT ME ON MY OWN POST!
oh my god..... D:> what do u MEAN bad things........
i can help answer this from the perspective of the afflicted basically if i don’t suck i die
WHAT DO U MEAN IF U DONT SUCK U DIE..... <:(
it’s like tav said i don’t produce or retain my own energy so if i don’t suck it i die lucky for petroc jane took mercy on his pitiful soul
B33 < lighting this place up so hard youd think snoop doggs spirit (rest in peace B(() rose from the grave to pawssess me on this hallowed day B33 < call me snoop catt #substance #4/20
wait which snoop dogg died??? human snoop dogg or troll snoop dogg
BOTH??? At least we still have the leprrrechaun one (green snoop dogg) though... mew~ 💖✨