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@tempurredCauserie
B33 < *tc comes home after a long day of doing jack dick all and gets themself all cozy and shit in their brand new hammock, ready to start doomscrolling chittr all over again* B\\ < *they take a long drag of their cigarette that just now appeared in their hand dont question it* fucked up how we just kinda moved past the whole dictatorship thing so fast B33 < but to be fair i guess a lot of us dont really live there B33 < oh my god am i parasocial
B33 < i really gotta hop on more tho B33 < imagine how much more shit ive missed out on UGH B33 < *tc kicks some rocks like those fuckers had it coming* B33 < nopawdy tell me if there were any other coups that went down in the month i was gone ok?? i gotta make sure im showing out for trollbama at all times
B33 < i take a break from chittr fur ONE MINUTE B33 < ok it was really more like a few w33ks my bad on that >B(( < AND I COME BACK TO S33 THEYRE TRYING TO OFURTHROW TROLLBAMA?!?! B33 < what happened to our democracy
B33 < oh yeah hi dirk soooo m33nahs going ahead on that coup she was APPURRENTLY planning this past while B|| < i wasnt there for the whole livechitted planning going on tho so i was mostly in the dark
B33 < trollbamas ok!! dont go out there n start rushing her down just yet B33 < ok well that would be appurreciated too but dont do it out of like B33 < revenge for her killing trollbama or whatever B33 < hes not in the gray house rn B33 < hes at home purrobably chilling watching all of this go down
As we all already know, I make an excellent projectile. I’m just saying.
B33 < karkat might throw a hissy fit when i tell him that he missed out on the group god tiering sesh B33 < i dont know why everynyan decided to go and do it meow but B33 < rip B'33 < he already ventured out on his training arc...
B33 < nothing like getting hatespammed by hatebot after a mission B'33 < its good to be home
It's like a nervous system reset.
B33 < true facts spoken by only the truest of people
If you ever need a pick me up, I am always here.
B33 < mission fucking success
B33 < its really fun watching the roses commewnicate B33 < noone else is able to give me the ameowzing f33ling of reading something and my only takeaway is B33 < weow B33 < those sure are words right there B33 < yeah the only thing spinning in my brain right meow is a rotating low pawly model of a cat
https://freeimage.host/i/BLOwbx2
B33 < exactly B33 < dear sw33t precious maxwell B'33 < rotate your heart out little guy
B33 < its crazy how much shit you can trace back to one stupid hell puppet B|| < @ all the dirks out there B33 < thats your goat right there? B33 < smh
B33 < its a looooooooong story B33 < you know uhmm B33 < freaky guy with the sicknasty fit B33 < lil cal B\\ < thaaat puppet
B33 < *tc purrowls around the chittr wilderness looking for new posts to prey on!* B33 < only to s33 some fureaking bullshit B33 < it was a BAD day to get on chittr who gave the puppet opposable thumbs >B(( < youve doomed us all
WOW, FROM #G4NGB4NGVR1SK4FR1D4Y (GOOD) TO TH1S FUCK1NG PUPP3T BS (B4D) >:/
B33 < whoever is outside blitzing their chakras right now B33 < betrayal B33 < i was saving my catnip for the afterpurrty! B33 < the hypothetical afterpurrty B33 < but i cant step outside while shits going down!! B33 < theres hatelove in the air...
B33 < this is #fightnight btw i almost forgot the sacred tag B33 < lmeow
c< tHe HypOtHetical? NaH, its real! >c
B33 < prowling around the #fightnight trying to figure out which beatdown is a catfight or a beautiful kismetic relationship in bloom B33 < do you animals have any idea how thisll effect the shipping board
B33 < everynyan knows its more effective to just piss on the territory you want B33 < but maybe thats not very socially acceptable nowadays #nsfw #??? #B33 < how would you tag this
B33 < whatre you actually so territorial about that you dont already own
B33 < look B33 < there was a chit about territory marking earlier and i had to give out my sw33t purrobably liable to get you pawrrested tips B33 < im not wrong though! it definitely is the most efficient way to mark your territory BPP B33 < i am also not liable for the actions of anynyan (clawgh clawgh harley clawgh clawgh) who chooses to piss in their house or public purroperty by the way!!
BX33 < i s33! B33 < will im not gonnya say youre wrong B33 < even if i really cannot clawndone it
B33 < lighting this place up so hard youd think snoop doggs spirit (rest in peace B(() rose from the grave to pawssess me on this hallowed day B33 < call me snoop catt #substance #4/20
wait which snoop dogg died??? human snoop dogg or troll snoop dogg
BOTH??? At least we still have the leprrrechaun one (green snoop dogg) though... mew~ 💖✨