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@tempurredCauserie
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B33 < smhhhh B33 < back into the closet we all go come on pack it up everynyan B\\ < pride month is joever
B33 < i take a break from chittr fur ONE MINUTE B33 < ok it was really more like a few w33ks my bad on that >B(( < AND I COME BACK TO S33 THEYRE TRYING TO OFURTHROW TROLLBAMA?!?! B33 < what happened to our democracy
They’re huh??
B33 < oh yeah hi dirk soooo m33nahs going ahead on that coup she was APPURRENTLY planning this past while B|| < i wasnt there for the whole livechitted planning going on tho so i was mostly in the dark
Oh my god they’re trying to get Trollbama.
B33 < trollbamas ok!! dont go out there n start rushing her down just yet B33 < ok well that would be appurreciated too but dont do it out of like B33 < revenge for her killing trollbama or whatever B33 < hes not in the gray house rn B33 < hes at home purrobably chilling watching all of this go down
꒦꒷ ? WHAT IS HAPPENING is the president getting killed?
B33 < no hes good appurrently B33 < purroblem is he miiiight be out of a job unless we get out there and HUSTLE
꒦꒷ HUH
B\\ < yeah m33nahs trying to become purresident with this stunt so you miiiiight have to deal with that in a bit lol
꒦꒷ I AM NOT A PART OF THE GREY HOUSE STAFF not that i know of at least... SO ILL BE FINE IM JUST DUMBFOUNDED
B33 < oh well i mean if you live in that earth c its purrobably a problem B33 < but yeah ME TOO!! like i didnt know this was going on until i just decided to lurk for a bit and BOOM international incident
I'm getting jumped by fucking striders.
Fuck off.
B33 < thats not very nice johns hot evil mom B\\ < i just got here B33 < to show out for the homews (homies btw)
wanna make §ome beat§ but i have ab§olutely no idea§ nor in§piration. §igh...
B(( < felt B33 < tho sometimes to break outta that block its fun to just sit down and create some absolute BULLSHIT B33 < but i get that prooooobably wouldnt work fur everynyan
“Wait, you’re real?” What could these Striders possibly be saying about me.
B33 < i plead the fifth
cant even go float in the sun about my morning its fucking raining and oddly cold
OH MY *GOD* I AM THE MOST BLOCKHEADED DOLT TO EVER CAREEN HELPLESSLY INTO PARADOX SPACE.
B33 < talk to me karkat!! B33 < what happened man how bad of a car33ning are we talking about here
B33 < HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO chittr!! :33 get ready cuz theres a new cat in town
B33 < sup!! BPP < welcome to the dp clawlective here on the humble hunting grounds of chittr B33 < as you can s33 theres a few of us here already! B33 < (if you count 2 other ones as a few lol)
nak nak nak what kinda dreams does everyone have? ive been hive minding with my brothers lately and seeing some weird stuff when i sleep
I do not dream.
I have a confession. I forgot about Mother's day.
B\\ < bro... B33 < come PAWN BX33 < think of roxy!!!
Roxy is my best friend, not my mom. I don't *have* a mom.
B33 < well duh B?? < but you could still wish her a happy mothers day right?? B33 < is that a normal thing to do BX00 < it might not be on clawnsideration B33c < you should still do it though
#nsfw #nsfwe Any Roses or Roxys want a piece a' this? :B https://static.f-list.net/images/charinline/34/85/34853158a4e03bd540a190ecf10ec8cb65f69dac.png
B33 < oh my god
cried like five times today apparently thats a good thing????
B33 < mhm! B33 < crying helps you release all those big pent up emotions B\\ < a part of me used to think crying was really fucking lame and uncool B33c < but its good to have a nice cry every so often when youre stressed or sad
Update. Massive fucking knot in my shoulder/neck area and my back is bruised to shit from that one guy who flung me into the ship’s console. Which was impressive.
??? Who did that?