davepeta sprite^2 (purrname pending)
@tempurredCauserie
iz it that a11 h0t pe0p1e are ta11 0r iz it that ta11 pe0p1e are h0t?
B?? < hmm... B33 < look there are a lot of short stacks that have clawght my eye B33 < i cant in good faith say its the former B33 < so by purrocess of elimewnation i guess its the latter!
yo chittr is now a bad time to join.
Never.
thank GOD man i heard about this whole fight night thing and i thought i'd be like a failing fucking asshole who everyone would look at and go "look at this fucking late to the party dumbass" but i'm glad the president says it's ok
B33 < i think youre actually just on time for the party! B33 < peopawl are still hissing and baring their t33th B33 < though i dont know if anything BIG has actually happened yet BPP < ill get back to you on that one
i was gonna make some jokes about wow all these presidents but then trollbama ro(ked up #fightnight
B33 < are you fur serious B33 < oh my fucking pawd hes here
B33 < whoever is outside blitzing their chakras right now B33 < betrayal B33 < i was saving my catnip for the afterpurrty! B33 < the hypothetical afterpurrty B33 < but i cant step outside while shits going down!! B33 < theres hatelove in the air...
B33 < this is #fightnight btw i almost forgot the sacred tag B33 < lmeow
> The omnipresent cat has teleported far away from any sentient dogs with swords.
> GCat sniffs the delectable scrumptious food and tilts its head. It mews at Davepeta quietly and begins to dig its face into it.
B33 < *tc k33ps watch as the god cat straight up chows right the fureak down on those heavenly treats, just in case any purredators or scavengfurs get any funny ideas* B33 < (you are seriously the cutest cat ive ever s33n i dont know why anynyan calls you a hellbeast) B33 < (look at you) B33 < (you could do no wrong efur) B33 < *tc offurs a hand for the god cat to sniff as a sign of trust!*
> It continues eating but stops momentarily to sniff the stranger's hand... He gives it a small brisk lick before going back to chowing down.
B33 < *tc withdraws their hand like god* B33 < wait shoot! gods not real we kinda took his place B33 < *tc withdraws their hand like president obama himself came down from the heavens and bestowed divine gift upon it* B'33 < *sniffle* i f33l so blessed... B33 < god i fureaking love cats
Meow. > The cat responds as it begins to lick its paw, cleaning its mouth.
B33 < *tc sits down on the ground to get all cozy and shit* B33 < meow! B33 < hm... B33 < purrpurr.
B33 < *tc reaches out a tentative hand towards the god cat* B33 < youre so cute and pettable but it would be really embarrawrssing if i tried to pet you and you werent cool with it! B33 < might live with that shame fur the rest of my life... B33 < pounce de leon taught me better than that!!
> It purrs in response to the tentative hand and snuggles more into the shoe.
B33 < *tc carefully lowers their hand and pets!! that!! cat!!!!* B33 < why is efurrything claways so wonderful
B33 < whats worse accidental hate react or minor typo in a reply
B33 < its defurnitely the typo B33 < at least you can erase the mark of your sin with the hate react B(( < but youre stuck with the typo furever...
B33 < everynyan knows its more effective to just piss on the territory you want B33 < but maybe thats not very socially acceptable nowadays #nsfw #??? #B33 < how would you tag this
B33 < whatre you actually so territorial about that you dont already own
B33 < look B33 < there was a chit about territory marking earlier and i had to give out my sw33t purrobably liable to get you pawrrested tips B33 < im not wrong though! it definitely is the most efficient way to mark your territory BPP B33 < i am also not liable for the actions of anynyan (clawgh clawgh harley clawgh clawgh) who chooses to piss in their house or public purroperty by the way!!
B33 < it must f33l good as fuck to have somenyan attack you furom behind B33 < and have the camera cut to your eyes going wide with tiny pupils before you turn and parry that shit B33 < if i had nyarrative control of my life i f33l like id do that more often
B33 < if youre not going to eat it can i have it B33 < purretty please
B33 < fuck!! B(( < the early bird really does get the worm...
D--> I like to talk hot shit about my enormous bulge but quite honestly it is so large as to be inconvenient. It causes physical pain to even the most resilient of lovers, and is so sensitive I barely have any se%ual stamina to speak of anyway. Truly it is my curse. #nsfw
B33 < man i wonder who this is from! B33 < g33 what a big mystefurry
Every time you hate react I donate 50 caegar. Every time you love react I donate 100 caegar. I am an ally.
B?? < what if i do a hate react and also a love react simultameowsly though
:33 < roar
B33 < cawmeow B?? < or would it be more of a meowcaw... B33 < i have nefur had to consider this befur i think im stumped