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Sword Saint
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@equineHissing

#neverpickupamicrophoneeveragain "now i know that hor§e§ are better!" "robotic i§ better than human!" §erpentine the §atyr any pronoun§ https://equinehissing.straw.page

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 988Kull Score: 135823 followers30 following
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

§ign.

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

three people §igned my petition already! thank you all. content neigh.

Kult: +50
Kull: +45
Total: 95
Ratio: 1.11
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Chronic Catturbater
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@sparklyKitten[SK]

TAKE DOWN THE DANG PETITION BEFORE MY PATRON TROLL SEES THAT BULLSHIT >:(

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

and what he'§ gonna do? §pam death threat§ and then §ay that he doe§n't have time for thi§ bull§hit? happened twice already.

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@sparklyKitten[SK]

No!! because he'll have more reasons to make fun of me >:(

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

oooh. then i'm definetly not takin that down lmao. B=)

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@sparklyKitten[SK]

i guess i'm not buying that dang Horse figure that you need in your collection >:I

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

with a couple of fanart and fanfic§... you will.

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@sparklyKitten[SK]

can't say no to that.. can it be anyone? <:I

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

yep.

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Chronic Catturbater
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@sparklyKitten[SK]

.. Dm me.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

§ign my petition to help a poor little mentally ill child. pinned in profile.

Kult: +25
Kull: +30
Total: 55
Ratio: 0.83
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Sword Saint
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

even bro §trider §igned it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@sparklyKitten[SK]

SERP, I'M NOT EVEN A SIMP >:(

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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Damn that's crazy.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

§hhhh... you're mentally ill.

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@sparklyKitten[SK]

HOW AM I MENTALLY ILL??

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

nevermind.

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

§hit where i§ it.

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

§ign.

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50
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Chronic Catturbater
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@sparklyKitten[SK]

SERP, WHAT THE HECK?

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

bro §trider §imp§ are §urrounding me. help.

Kult: +12
Kull: +20
Total: 32
Ratio: 0.60
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@sparklyKitten[SK]

YO. this feels oddly targeted..

Kult: +2
Total: 2

I'm sorry for being so awesome.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

holy §hit i actually §ummoned the man who §peak§ in hand§. §orry dirk.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

☼ Though fate may weave a story told with destinies set motionless in pages, quilled by feather and ink, that cosmic truth still remains: A story written is a story made with love, regardless of what the pages write. Creation is love; and destruction nothing more than the vehicle to which means more creation can be made. As nothing is truly forever, the universe is thus a thousands means of loving others unfolding into a thousand more. To those who wished well our survival, thank you. We will always have friendship and love endure against the eons- and no fatalism will ever stop that. Ever. ☼

Kult: +25
Total: 25
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

been away for a bit. are my pony pal§ §afe now?

Kult: +22
Kull: +25
Total: 47
Ratio: 0.88

⋆ That cantankerous queen is still causing trouble! I don't know how much longer we can hang on, and I'm too anxious to transform into my alicorn form to block her attacks..!

Kult: +7
Total: 7

⋆ Nevermind, everypony! She's been thwarted for now!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

i wi§h you be§t luck my buddie§! hug§ and pat§...

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

oh HELL yeah.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

wi§h i could join the re§i§tance and help my fellow ponie§ with my bada§§ katana fighting §kill§. but i'm in a different univer§e. or world. or whatever you call it. up§et neigh.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

you know what. i ju§t realized. have you EVER §een the main §ix be completely defeated? me neither. my pony friend§ WILL live and win. you can do thi§ my folk§!!!

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

exactly what ive been sayin.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

PLEA§E §OMEBODY PROTECT THE PONIE§ I'M BEGGING Y'ALL THI§ I§ LITERALLY THE FIR§T TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN I'VE EVER BEGGED §OMEONE.

Kult: +36
Kull: +15
Total: 51
Ratio: 2.40
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This user is neuro anything but typical.
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@dogmaticFascination[DF]

-_0" >> D0 N07 W0RRY I H4VE 74KEN 7HING5 IN70 MY 0WN H00VE5!

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Your begging is music to my ears.

Kult: +4
Kull: +5
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.80

There's no saving you now! Mistress Arcana is going to burn us all into rubble! Cleansing flames are gonna, like, be super epic and stuff!!

Kult: +4
Kull: +5
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.80
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

that bitch actually decided to team up with lord engli§h. we might be cooked.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

kill acidicViper KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER NOW.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

everypony §eek §helter. i will WAIL if anypony die§.

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

yeah another dictator fuckin GREAT.

Kult: +37
Kull: +30
Total: 67
Ratio: 1.23

You watch your tongue! Her majesty is so much more than a dictator - she's practically a living goddess~

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

i'm athei§t.

Then I hope you find comfort in nothingness after death, because she has FINALLY risen!

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Monarchies are not dictatorships. Now, if you oppose the monarchist rule, then I suppose your argument has merit. I crave only taking back what's mine, by any means necessary. And if all of pony kind must BURN with it, then SO BE IT!

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

imagine being §o mi§erable.

I live a particularly joyful life. Misery is simply the presence of excess leaving the body. And ponies... are quite the excessive sort.

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

what the fuck did i mi§§. are y'all ok? what'§ with the fire?

Kult: +27
Kull: +25
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.08

💎 I don't know, darling! All I see is smoke outside!

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Burn.

Kull: +10
Total: 10

💎 !

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

i'd rather love if all my fellow ponie§, §atyr§, and other equine§ would NOT burn.

A fate avoided if they simply obeyed ME.

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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

§elfie.

Kult: +40
Kull: +10
Total: 50
Ratio: 4.00
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Knotty
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< lOOKiN gOOd! >c

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@arsenicPurrfect[AP]

:33 < mew wanna make as mewny compurriments furr meow nyaw ;3 :33 < but mew stickin to basic :33 < WOWIE ZOWIE

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

feelin §wag for the fir§t time in week§. might po§t a §elfie later if i feel §elf confident enough.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@equineHissing[EH]

added a §trawpage in my bio.

Kull: +2
Total: 2