serp strider your local satyr
@equineHissing
#neverpickupamicrophoneeveragain "now i know that hor§e§ are better!" "robotic i§ better than human!" §erpentine the §atyr any pronoun§ https://equinehissing.straw.page
§ign.
three people §igned my petition already! thank you all. content neigh.
TAKE DOWN THE DANG PETITION BEFORE MY PATRON TROLL SEES THAT BULLSHIT >:(
and what he'§ gonna do? §pam death threat§ and then §ay that he doe§n't have time for thi§ bull§hit? happened twice already.
No!! because he'll have more reasons to make fun of me >:(
oooh. then i'm definetly not takin that down lmao. B=)
i guess i'm not buying that dang Horse figure that you need in your collection >:I
with a couple of fanart and fanfic§... you will.
can't say no to that.. can it be anyone? <:I
yep.
.. Dm me.
§ign my petition to help a poor little mentally ill child. pinned in profile.
even bro §trider §igned it.
SERP, I'M NOT EVEN A SIMP >:(
Damn that's crazy.
§hhhh... you're mentally ill.
HOW AM I MENTALLY ILL??
nevermind.
§hit where i§ it.
§ign.
SERP, WHAT THE HECK?
bro §trider §imp§ are §urrounding me. help.
YO. this feels oddly targeted..
I'm sorry for being so awesome.
holy §hit i actually §ummoned the man who §peak§ in hand§. §orry dirk.
☼ Though fate may weave a story told with destinies set motionless in pages, quilled by feather and ink, that cosmic truth still remains: A story written is a story made with love, regardless of what the pages write. Creation is love; and destruction nothing more than the vehicle to which means more creation can be made. As nothing is truly forever, the universe is thus a thousands means of loving others unfolding into a thousand more. To those who wished well our survival, thank you. We will always have friendship and love endure against the eons- and no fatalism will ever stop that. Ever. ☼
been away for a bit. are my pony pal§ §afe now?
⋆ That cantankerous queen is still causing trouble! I don't know how much longer we can hang on, and I'm too anxious to transform into my alicorn form to block her attacks..!
i wi§h you be§t luck my buddie§! hug§ and pat§...
oh HELL yeah.
wi§h i could join the re§i§tance and help my fellow ponie§ with my bada§§ katana fighting §kill§. but i'm in a different univer§e. or world. or whatever you call it. up§et neigh.
you know what. i ju§t realized. have you EVER §een the main §ix be completely defeated? me neither. my pony friend§ WILL live and win. you can do thi§ my folk§!!!
PLEA§E §OMEBODY PROTECT THE PONIE§ I'M BEGGING Y'ALL THI§ I§ LITERALLY THE FIR§T TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN I'VE EVER BEGGED §OMEONE.
-_0" >> D0 N07 W0RRY I H4VE 74KEN 7HING5 IN70 MY 0WN H00VE5!
Your begging is music to my ears.
There's no saving you now! Mistress Arcana is going to burn us all into rubble! Cleansing flames are gonna, like, be super epic and stuff!!
that bitch actually decided to team up with lord engli§h. we might be cooked.
kill acidicViper KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER NOW.
everypony §eek §helter. i will WAIL if anypony die§.
yeah another dictator fuckin GREAT.
You watch your tongue! Her majesty is so much more than a dictator - she's practically a living goddess~
i'm athei§t.
Then I hope you find comfort in nothingness after death, because she has FINALLY risen!
Monarchies are not dictatorships. Now, if you oppose the monarchist rule, then I suppose your argument has merit. I crave only taking back what's mine, by any means necessary. And if all of pony kind must BURN with it, then SO BE IT!
imagine being §o mi§erable.
I live a particularly joyful life. Misery is simply the presence of excess leaving the body. And ponies... are quite the excessive sort.
what the fuck did i mi§§. are y'all ok? what'§ with the fire?
💎 I don't know, darling! All I see is smoke outside!
i'd rather love if all my fellow ponie§, §atyr§, and other equine§ would NOT burn.
§elfie.
c< lOOKiN gOOd! >c
:33 < mew wanna make as mewny compurriments furr meow nyaw ;3 :33 < but mew stickin to basic :33 < WOWIE ZOWIE
feelin §wag for the fir§t time in week§. might po§t a §elfie later if i feel §elf confident enough.
added a §trawpage in my bio.