♠ hated by @equineHissing

not_the_fucking_ponies_again_.
A massive creature beyond comprehension interfering in my plans means little when those plans must come to fruition in order for the future to exist. Canterlot falls- pony society shambles, and when Sunny Starscout resolves to unite them all, magic in turn risks its return, alongside I. For magic is that which has always guided all ponies in the end of any sort of race. I and my actions are inevitable. Though perhaps now, in the face of such larger players, I should grow to embrace a little bit more creativity. After all... for every creature that stands to embrace friendship, there must be something MUCH worse out there capable of doling a destruction so untold, so thorough, that nothing- not even friendship itself, can survive. Count your days, ponies. I will return.
guess what? chicken butt!

i am NOT HAPPY with the amount of horses. I HAVE EQUINOPHOBIA. GET OUT OF HERE YOU HOOVED MENACES
...sure, minion. Continue to bask under my greatness. Remember to float high for actual air, lest you suffocate and die on the spot. I will not clean up your corpse.
The forest may be burning, but it's nice to be able to see it for the trees with my very special somepony, @burningSovereign ! https://i.imgur.com/ZObtFtb.png
Ponies exist only to serve Alicorns. Anything less is delusion. All creatures are beneath ponies, but most certainly beneath Alicorns most of all. Know this hierarchy. Acquaint with it, breathe it. It is the solemn truth.
:>8 !! d0n7 h@v3 7!!m3 70 d3@1 w!!7h y0ur b!!7ch!!ng h@g n0!!23
The truth exists extant of inquiry. Like dirt onto the land, and ozone onto the sky.
Their loss is set in stone. A memory replayed is a memory recollected, and my mind is quite sharp even as the centuries have passed.
:>8 !! F331 MURD3ROU2 1372 K!!11 @11 HUM@N2 @G@!!N
I'm in the process. Though, you'll have to settle for cinders instead.
when is someone gonna turn all these fuckin hoofbeasts into gllue
There's no saving you now! Mistress Arcana is going to burn us all into rubble! Cleansing flames are gonna, like, be super epic and stuff!!
Your begging is music to my ears.

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:>8 fuck y0u @nd y0ur PON!!32 B!!7CH
:>8 JO!!N MY 3MP!!R3 @ND W3'11 RU13 7H3 UN!!V3R23 @ND 2PR3@D CH@O2 @ND CONQUR3 3V3RY7H!!NG! h77p2://!!.p!!n!!mg.c0m/0r!!g!!n@12/15/43/07/1543076951@535975112c410d3288799.g!!f
:>8 !! W!!11 BURN YOUR PONY WOR1D @2 W@R 27@R72 h77p2://!!.p!!n!!mg.c0m/0r!!g!!n@12/f3/63/7@/f3637@b0452bbb46826c7b@b956597cf.g!!f
It's gonna be SO MUCH BIGGER than a forest fire! Once she's here, it's gonna be an EVERYTHING fire! Hehehe.. I hope you packed your marshmallows, ladies! >:3

ALL yuri is now BANNED for the next 7 minutes and 7 seconds as IS MY DECREE

:33 < cats are bepurr, sorry sw33tie

a LOT Of you are getting REALLY CLOSE to being blocked SHUT UP ABOUT HORSES ALREADY

you are ALL annoying and stupid

I HATE HORSES THE ONLY POSTS YOULL SEE HERE ABOUT HORSES IS HOW MUCH I HATE THEM SHOO SHOO

i HATE HORSES. EQUINOPHOBIA is common sense and SELF PRESERVATION.
serp keeps talking about boobies. #nsfw

SEE, SOMEONE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN!

KATANAS AND SWORDS ARE LONG-DISTANCE COUSINS! KICK MY FACE WITH YOUR HOOVES AND I'M STEALING MORE THAN THOSE KATANAS!

I'M STEALING YOUR DANG SWORDS NEXT TIME WE MEET!






