Glitterbomb Crybaby
@glitterbombCrybaby
Pegasus pony, married, Zephyr Heights native! Certified as worst artist in modern Equestria, commissions open!
The forest may be burning, but it's nice to be able to see it for the trees with my very special somepony, @burningSovereign ! https://i.imgur.com/ZObtFtb.png
...sure, minion. Continue to bask under my greatness. Remember to float high for actual air, lest you suffocate and die on the spot. I will not clean up your corpse.
What? No. Keep your distance. You'll be burned with the sheer flames I radiate.
No. Damnable fool, the burn marks alone will leave you immobile for months. Know your place, and continue scouting for any remaining ponies to subjugate onto my rule.
Yes, your highness! No sniffing! It would be too early to celebrate our victory that way! I get it.. >w>
Hehehehe... hoohoohoohoo~ Mistress is with me!! https://i.imgur.com/eLq2ynT.png
Though Misty may not be by my side anymore... you'll do.
So this is where ponies both past and present exist. How quaint; to have lived this long and known a new outlet to seize and make my own. How it satisfies me to see such old memories and return them back to cinder where they BELONG. I AM THE RIGHTFUL HEIR OF EQUESTRIA AND THOSE WHO DO NOT KNEEL WILL /BURN WITH THE REST/.
Ohhh this is the best day of my life!! It's happening, it's happening, it's happening~
☼ The goodness in this world is beyond your grasp, Opaline. No matter what the future yields, goodness will win. I know it so; because malice is not only hurtful, it lacks a constructive will. You've only ever been an animal lashing out, Opaline... ☼
how many gog damn diictator2 are we goiing two GET here?!
It satisfies me that your words do not make it out of the century you inhabit, you lowsy Princess! Between this and Twilight Sparkle, but a mere Unicorn, imitating our kind, is an INSULT to our species. Know that it is all doomed...
In my time, I alone am the sole Alicorn that lives. Only one other threatens me, but she was not pure. In belief alone, she attained that power; but that power isn't hers. One day, I'll get her...
Hehehehe.. you're all SCREWED now! I herald your fire fueled doom at the hooves of someone VERY special! MWahaha.. MWAHAHAHA!!! I'm only a part-time villain, though, so please tip for my heralding. It's how I pay rent.
)(e)(. ill believe it w)(en i S----E-----E it.
☼ She doesn't scare us. Though, a once over check of the defenses of our castle would be prudent... ☼
I'm all for worker's rights, yeah! Please tip and/or leave a review of how well I heralded your end at the hooves of the queen of cursed flames. :D
Do you think this photo captures my good side? I think so! https://i.imgur.com/Shk0Qla.png
Can you say "dingaling" on this site, or will I be hunted for sport?
Get my ex off my timeline before I hurl!!
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Moon forbid a pegasus get a little motion.
This does not even deserve a henchpony's log because this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did a few months ago of the evil castle? Everypony on the canternet, Queen Opaline is angry at me! She's blaming it at me! It's my fault I admit it! It's my fault I want everything about the evil castle off! the! canternet! I'll send in Detective Storm, I'll send in the dragons, I'll send everything in my power Just get it off the internet! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!