Glitterbomb Crybaby
@glitterbombCrybaby
Pegasus pony, married, Zephyr Heights native! Certified as worst artist in modern Equestria, commissions open!
Oh no.. was my ad for evil help too good? Is my master going to.. REPLACE ME??? :(
Aww.. my liege, that's the nicest thing you've ever said! I am so proud to be eating out of your garbage can at night!!
I am NOT some strange dispenser of bodily fluid for your indulgences. Take your meal and enjoy the roof over your head, underling, lest I take it away from you.
You can never find good help these days. Though I will admit, of all the servants and underlings I've ever had, this one is quite... durable.
Ohhhh.. I wish I could like this post more than once!!!!!
Hi! Are you evil? Do you want to help me serve an evil queen? Do you want to burn life as we know it and restore it as it once was; proper and strong? Please reply for EVIL QUEEN COLLABORATOR AUDITIONS!!!!
I suppose the most important question is; what do you bring to the table that traditional magic cannot?
↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < I am full of adoration and can worship you as much as you wish! I am also very fond of information extraction and psychological reeducation!
Mmmm. The latter may be of use to me. How do you... re-educate things, on your end?
↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < Isolation and forced introduction of topics during isolation! You remove the ability to think of anything else outside of the reeducation material, as well as providing small positive reenforcement once they begin to cooperate! Of course, you must start off with small rewards in proportion to their acceptance of these new ideas, and scale them up as they become more and more receptive!
I see... I like this. How do you feel about applying this stratagem towards... ponies?
↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < Is that a euphemism for owning other trolls as pets, or literal equines? I have never tried to reeducate a hoofbeast, but I am more than willing to try
Literal equines. They're quite sentient, I assure you. Should be child's play in comparison.
↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < Then I am more than willing to provide my services! At your command, Your Highness!
Publically declare your loyalty and fealty to me, Opaline Arcana, and seal this deal.
If I'm going to be the next top henchpony, I need to be way more rebellious! So against the boss' orders, I took another selfie! She's too busy screaming at Sunny Starscout to notice. If only she'd notice me. At least her couch smells like her! https://i.imgur.com/efszIfL.jpeg
I need you to scope out this website and help me find new business partners to which we can collaborate on in assuring the conquering of Equestria. Tut tut. Don't make me say it again.
Please say it again. I like hearing you say it. I could hear you say it again all day. Maybe one more time? Just once more. Hhh.. um, new partners for collaboration.. I'll look around!
Wing check! My wings are winging today!! https://i.imgur.com/Shk0Qla.png
If you could stop gallivanting in front of the mirror for five seconds and prepare to assist me in my next scheme, I would consider letting you have two meals tonight.
Woah.. I've been digging out of the trash until now. Look at that, everypony, I get MEALS!! This is the best job ever! I just want to thank you, your evilness! Oh-- and I'm done with the mirror today, sorry!
Tum time! https://i.imgur.com/B1RZV1N.jpeg
I wonder if anybody remembers us invading. If not, we can probably just do it again.
I'm not taking my collar off, I am collar O'Toole!~
The queen of fire lets me sleep on her couch. She never said I wasn't allowed to SNIFF her essence from the couch, too! Mwahahaha! Ahh.. one day she will raze this world, and me with it, but living was worth it to be under her. Not in THAT way though.
The forest may be burning, but it's nice to be able to see it for the trees with my very special somepony, @burningSovereign ! https://i.imgur.com/ZObtFtb.png
...sure, minion. Continue to bask under my greatness. Remember to float high for actual air, lest you suffocate and die on the spot. I will not clean up your corpse.
What? No. Keep your distance. You'll be burned with the sheer flames I radiate.
No. Damnable fool, the burn marks alone will leave you immobile for months. Know your place, and continue scouting for any remaining ponies to subjugate onto my rule.
Yes, your highness! No sniffing! It would be too early to celebrate our victory that way! I get it.. >w>
Hehehehe... hoohoohoohoo~ Mistress is with me!! https://i.imgur.com/eLq2ynT.png
Though Misty may not be by my side anymore... you'll do.
So this is where ponies both past and present exist. How quaint; to have lived this long and known a new outlet to seize and make my own. How it satisfies me to see such old memories and return them back to cinder where they BELONG. I AM THE RIGHTFUL HEIR OF EQUESTRIA AND THOSE WHO DO NOT KNEEL WILL /BURN WITH THE REST/.
Ahhh, Celestia... once more we find ourselves in this crossroad. Though for you, it is the present, for me? I've already won. It's almost nostalgia, at this rate, seeing you again.
Ohhh this is the best day of my life!! It's happening, it's happening, it's happening~
☼ The goodness in this world is beyond your grasp, Opaline. No matter what the future yields, goodness will win. I know it so; because malice is not only hurtful, it lacks a constructive will. You've only ever been an animal lashing out, Opaline... ☼
how many gog damn diictator2 are we goiing two GET here?!
It satisfies me that your words do not make it out of the century you inhabit, you lowsy Princess! Between this and Twilight Sparkle, but a mere Unicorn, imitating our kind, is an INSULT to our species. Know that it is all doomed...
In my time, I alone am the sole Alicorn that lives. Only one other threatens me, but she was not pure. In belief alone, she attained that power; but that power isn't hers. One day, I'll get her...
Hehehehe.. you're all SCREWED now! I herald your fire fueled doom at the hooves of someone VERY special! MWahaha.. MWAHAHAHA!!! I'm only a part-time villain, though, so please tip for my heralding. It's how I pay rent.
)(e)(. ill believe it w)(en i S----E-----E it.
☼ She doesn't scare us. Though, a once over check of the defenses of our castle would be prudent... ☼
I'm all for worker's rights, yeah! Please tip and/or leave a review of how well I heralded your end at the hooves of the queen of cursed flames. :D
Do you think this photo captures my good side? I think so! https://i.imgur.com/Shk0Qla.png
Can you say "dingaling" on this site, or will I be hunted for sport?
Get my ex off my timeline before I hurl!!
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Moon forbid a pegasus get a little motion.
This does not even deserve a henchpony's log because this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did a few months ago of the evil castle? Everypony on the canternet, Queen Opaline is angry at me! She's blaming it at me! It's my fault I admit it! It's my fault I want everything about the evil castle off! the! canternet! I'll send in Detective Storm, I'll send in the dragons, I'll send everything in my power Just get it off the internet! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!