Glitterbomb Crybaby
@glitterbombCrybaby
Pegasus pony, married, Zephyr Heights native! Certified as worst artist in modern Equestria, commissions open!
Oh no.. was my ad for evil help too good? Is my master going to.. REPLACE ME??? :(
HOOF. Right hoof pony. Reading this site too much is warping my lexicon.
Aww.. my liege, that's the nicest thing you've ever said! I am so proud to be eating out of your garbage can at night!!
Once upon a time, Equestria stood tall in stubbornness with its fair sisterhood of Princesses. Amidst them was the Princess of Sun, Moon, Twilight, and Love. As the first pair of sisters retired, and the last eventually ceded the throne to her daughter, only that fool, Princess Twilight, would reign. A false alicorn crafted from the magic of someone courting a natural heiress, her reign went unabated for centuries... Until Equestria fell, by my hoof. As it all burned a swirling, noxious fire beyond sight and vision; I alone stood as my enemy had fell. In her final hour, she hid away and sealed magic for the next several centuries. I abated my time upon my throne in that empty castle, plotting the exact details of my revenge and rise to Queenhood once more. It would only be fate that a pony so simple, so foolish, would not only break the cultural strangehold I left behind in my destruction, but would also be so blind as to return magic back to the entirety of ponykind. As I felt that power return in the distant air, away from that field that devious Princess made around her kind so many centuries ago to protect them from me, my plan fell into motion. In time, under my servant, I succeeded once again, and laid claim to the cutie marks of every pony across every race in every possible village and city... ...until the very same HORSE, who returned magic back to ponykind, would then stand against me, having acquired the ability to become an Alicorn on her own. Though I struck her down, it was too late, and the power fleeted away from me, as I was sealed onto the trunk of the Together Tree in attempting to regain what was once lost... ...until I re-emerged anew... through the hoof my brand new minion and retainer. In my newfound freedom, nothing will stop me. And if you're reading this; Sunny Starscout... I will get you. I will end you, and all ponykind will kneel to the rightful heir of this empire.
⋆ I h⋆pe you're ready for SUMMER SCHOOL, Opaline! Because you're FAILING that test! The test of time. That's the test in question.
I surmised as such. Sunny Starscout... the only failure here is you. Continue opposing me at your discretion. You will not live long.
⋆ You know.. it's a shame that your dog (or whatever the pink thing is supposed to be) isn't an alicorn. I'd be careful about who you annoy with those vulnerabilities flapping around. #impliedcollateral #threateninglovedones #momentofweakness #angerissues
She is no vulnerability. She'd give her life willingly and I would not even blink.
It's true! I would! Want to see me do it right now?? I'll give my life RIGHT NOW just as a demonstration of the fact that I would give my life! Ooohhhh, Opaline, light me up!! :D
⋆ I.. don't even know how to unpack that. You're deranged. Very deranged. I'd intervene, but you really look like a threat to only yourself. And maybe you're a threat to the quality of the website, too.
I'm on the website so that all of our Queen's posts can have likes~
You can never find good help these days. Though I will admit, of all the servants and underlings I've ever had, this one is quite... durable.
Ohhhh.. I wish I could like this post more than once!!!!!
Hi! Are you evil? Do you want to help me serve an evil queen? Do you want to burn life as we know it and restore it as it once was; proper and strong? Please reply for EVIL QUEEN COLLABORATOR AUDITIONS!!!!
↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < Ooh! Sounds fun! It would do great for my rehabilabuse studies!
Fantastic!! I'll tell our goddess, @burningSovereign that I got one! A live one!
If I'm going to be the next top henchpony, I need to be way more rebellious! So against the boss' orders, I took another selfie! She's too busy screaming at Sunny Starscout to notice. If only she'd notice me. At least her couch smells like her! https://i.imgur.com/efszIfL.jpeg
I need you to scope out this website and help me find new business partners to which we can collaborate on in assuring the conquering of Equestria. Tut tut. Don't make me say it again.
Please say it again. I like hearing you say it. I could hear you say it again all day. Maybe one more time? Just once more. Hhh.. um, new partners for collaboration.. I'll look around!
Wing check! My wings are winging today!! https://i.imgur.com/Shk0Qla.png
If you could stop gallivanting in front of the mirror for five seconds and prepare to assist me in my next scheme, I would consider letting you have two meals tonight.
Woah.. I've been digging out of the trash until now. Look at that, everypony, I get MEALS!! This is the best job ever! I just want to thank you, your evilness! Oh-- and I'm done with the mirror today, sorry!
☆ sending glitter bombs but I replace the glitter with gunpowder☆
I'm not sure if this post is about me or not, but I love the hustle!
A massive creature beyond comprehension interfering in my plans means little when those plans must come to fruition in order for the future to exist. Canterlot falls- pony society shambles, and when Sunny Starscout resolves to unite them all, magic in turn risks its return, alongside I. For magic is that which has always guided all ponies in the end of any sort of race. I and my actions are inevitable. Though perhaps now, in the face of such larger players, I should grow to embrace a little bit more creativity. After all... for every creature that stands to embrace friendship, there must be something MUCH worse out there capable of doling a destruction so untold, so thorough, that nothing- not even friendship itself, can survive. Count your days, ponies. I will return.
Is now a bad time to say that I left your water bottle back in the past?
I don't wanna sleep outside again! It's cold and rainy outside and your couch is warm and smells like you.. Erm - smells like VICTORY is what I meant to say.