Glitterbomb Crybaby
@glitterbombCrybaby
Pegasus pony, married, Zephyr Heights native! Certified as worst artist in modern Equestria, commissions open!
☆ sending glitter bombs but I replace the glitter with gunpowder☆
I'm not sure if this post is about me or not, but I love the hustle!
A massive creature beyond comprehension interfering in my plans means little when those plans must come to fruition in order for the future to exist. Canterlot falls- pony society shambles, and when Sunny Starscout resolves to unite them all, magic in turn risks its return, alongside I. For magic is that which has always guided all ponies in the end of any sort of race. I and my actions are inevitable. Though perhaps now, in the face of such larger players, I should grow to embrace a little bit more creativity. After all... for every creature that stands to embrace friendship, there must be something MUCH worse out there capable of doling a destruction so untold, so thorough, that nothing- not even friendship itself, can survive. Count your days, ponies. I will return.
Is now a bad time to say that I left your water bottle back in the past?
I don't wanna sleep outside again! It's cold and rainy outside and your couch is warm and smells like you.. Erm - smells like VICTORY is what I meant to say.
We are beating a hasty retreat, Glitterbomb. From the past, to the future. Now.
I'm with you! Let's skedaddle.. and maybe grab dinner on the way? I'm feeling like maybe Thai?
https://i.postimg.cc/MZBX9jBj/E31D9DBF-42A8-468B-9FFA-F2EBE9721571.jpg
I'm popping the bubbles as fast as I can, but all the soapy bubble water keeps getting into my freakin' eyes!!
🐙🎀 🫧🫧🫧🫧 🔥🔥🔥🐴🏰🔥🔥🔥 🐙🎀 💵 ⏳ ❕❕❕
Knock it off! You'll accidentally put out her majesty's gorgeous flames!
The forest may be burning, but it's nice to be able to see it for the trees with my very special somepony, @burningSovereign ! https://i.imgur.com/ZObtFtb.png
...sure, minion. Continue to bask under my greatness. Remember to float high for actual air, lest you suffocate and die on the spot. I will not clean up your corpse.
What? No. Keep your distance. You'll be burned with the sheer flames I radiate.
No. Damnable fool, the burn marks alone will leave you immobile for months. Know your place, and continue scouting for any remaining ponies to subjugate onto my rule.
Yes, your highness! No sniffing! It would be too early to celebrate our victory that way! I get it.. >w>
🐙🎀❔ 🐴 🆗❔ https://i.postimg.cc/Ghp9PSc1/82B292AE-BC6C-49EC-AB6C-2BEBA04F5F2C.jpg
😡 ❔🫵
As the skies blacken and the heavens grow red with the afterglow of an endless burn, know that fate favors me today. The reign of the pony ends. Alicorns truly reign anew.
Yes! Ohmygosh, this is probably the most inspirational Chit ever written!! Go, queen, go!
☼ Quickly! To me, my ponies! I will protect you! ☼
Oh, I don't have like. A plan of attack. I'm just also here. I'm not allowed to attack until my darling tells me to. Otherwise I start biting before she's done with her monologue!
This is my fight. You're free to watch, though. And fetch me some water after.
Get on with it? Princess... are you thirsty too? Sparking or still? I can also put cucumber in it - but not lime. The limes have gone bad.