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☆ sending glitter bombs but I replace the glitter with gunpowder☆
...sure, minion. Continue to bask under my greatness. Remember to float high for actual air, lest you suffocate and die on the spot. I will not clean up your corpse.
Allies are rare. But I sense a kinship, her and I. I can't put my hoof on it, though...
Alicorns reign above all. Unicorns are useful, and Pegasi make fine guards. Earth ponies deserve nothing more than perpetual labor.
I must make it emphatically clear; monarchies are not dictatorships. That being said, my monarchy functions alone, so really it would be both. I suppose it is a 'rectangle and square' kind of classification.
a pony war? on my feed? it's more likely than you think
Is that a fucking evil pony.
So this is where ponies both past and present exist. How quaint; to have lived this long and known a new outlet to seize and make my own. How it satisfies me to see such old memories and return them back to cinder where they BELONG. I AM THE RIGHTFUL HEIR OF EQUESTRIA AND THOSE WHO DO NOT KNEEL WILL /BURN WITH THE REST/.
youre always on my )(otline. ill keep it in mind.
O)( MY FUCKIN COD ITS YOU
8=8 > jerkin off aint even sexual, that WOOFs a job bro. #nsfw #evilsex