chittr
← @glitterbombCrybaby

Oh no.. was my ad for evil help too good? Is my master going to.. REPLACE ME??? :(

Kult: +65
Kull: +65
Total: 130
Ratio: 1.00

Aww.. my liege, that's the nicest thing you've ever said! I am so proud to be eating out of your garbage can at night!!

Again: You have a free meal. You... you don't need to keep doing that...

But maybe I like when you drool on the takeout boxes! It's like dessert!

I do NOT drool on the takeout boxes! I merely salivate more than average.

I like it! It's tasty! You should drool on all my food!

I will not! I absolutely /refuse!/

Maybe you can just drool on me a little? :D

NO!

:(

I am NOT some strange dispenser of bodily fluid for your indulgences. Take your meal and enjoy the roof over your head, underling, lest I take it away from you.