Sollux Captor
@twoArmageddons
man thii2 place fuckiing 2uck2 no n2fw you fuckiing weiirdo2
Everyone el2e ii2 doiing thii2 2o... why not II gue22. http2://form2.gle/cQ2qWeyZXTX2YDom6 blegh.
IIf II 2ee one more Foiid Foiid Foiid 2ahur fuck up the termiinology and not under2tand the diifference between Geek, Nerd, and Dork, II’m gonna Jeff the kiill my2elf wiith how II’ll be goiing two 2leep forever
0h yeah y0u g0t his ass
you'RE obsessed with me
thank u babygirl. https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5374351842.3666/raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.jpg
this post is about me, mush for brains.
i'M aware. i'M not allowed to find posts funny without you trying to ragebait me now, though?
oh. i thought you were agreeing with him, LOL.
come on, man.
oh please.
everyone, ii need your power. giive me karkat 2lander
I have SO MUCH fucking aura.
talkiing about how much aura you have remove2 all your aura.
Nepeta, let’s not bring the animal fighting into this.
Do you have aura, Sollux?
he2 an actual dii2cord moderator mad that hii2 e-kiitten gettiing called out, 2mh
nepeta, ii thiink ii love you for thii2 beautiiful contriibutiion two 2lander.
Ok II need two vent. II hate how whenever IIm alone wiith my thought2 all II can thiink about ii2 how pathetiic II am, how much of a fuckiing lo2er II am. II hate how II get mad for the 2tupiid rea2on2, even when II know iit2 2tupiid and II am 100% iin the wrong for beiing mad, IIm 2tiill mad and 2tiill up2et and II fuckiing hate iit. II hate no matter how much or liittle II do, II feel the exact 2ame about my2elf, feeliing 2HIITTY about my2elf. II hate how everyone for 2ome fuckiing rea2on thiink2 IIm 2mart! Liike II 2omehow have the an2wer2 two everyone2 problem2 when II cant even fuckiing 2olve my own. II hate my2elf, II hate beiing me, IId rather be anyone be2iide2 my2elf.
II hate how no one re2pect2 me and yet they want me two 2olve theiir problem2 II hate how everyone look2 down on me and yet expect2 me two accomplii2h liiterally anythiing. People know an iimage of me that they made up iin theiir head2.
anon 2aiid "Green aura come2 out of tho2e piit2." ok. 2tiill have more aura than you. http2://form2.gle/pzb232wN5m3Qea5R9 A2k me more que2tiion2 or whatever
II landed a butch purple blood II won at liife You all can 2uck iit, II won de2piite everyone 2ayiing II couldnt.
II… II’m iin paradii2e… II don’t want two be 2aved… for II have… found 2alvatiion already…
ITS A W𖤐NDER MY SANCTUARY IS EMPTY WHEN I TREAT MY AC𖤐LYTES S𖤐 WELL.
HE'S RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS T𖤐 BE. <3
YOU SAY THIS EVERYTIME, SOLLUX.
I HAVE A PARTNER???
hiighly recommend vencord, the2e 2iick af theme2 are 2o fuckiing cool
2he2 two good for me... ii dont de2erve thii2...
ii lowkey wanna iin2tall BetterDii2cord for 2ome cu2tom notiifiicatiion 2ound2, do ii do iit? Part of me ii2 2cared of any potentiial ban rii2k, the other ii2 fuckiing craviing for cu2tomiizatiion! Doe2 anyone here have experiience wiith betterdii2cord? iif 2o, plea2e help me.
nope. vencords just better. mostly auto-updates too.
iif ii may a2k, iif ii am u2iing a mac, how the fuck do ii add cu2tom Plugiin2, ii want a cu2tom notiifiicatiion 2ound but cant fiigure iit out
ok so step one stop using a fucking mac. step two vencord has a built-in plugin browser in the settings.
wow, what a fuckiing piiece of 2hiit. "2top u2iing a fuckiing mac" liike ii have the money two ju2t go ahead and BUY a brand new fuckiing laptop or a whole new fuckiing PC. all you had two do wa2 an2wer the que2tiion and you iintervene wiith pure hor2e2hiit from your mouth. people EXACTLY liike you are the rea2on people remaiin tech iilliiterate you fuckiing cornball douche bag, ii 2piit on your 2hoe.
if you were tech literate you wouldnt have gotten a mac in the first place its like the average dipshits first option for a computer. ...but fair enough. guess that was kind of like. classist of me and shit.
thii2 mac wa2 a giift you piiece of 2hiit! ii lacked the money two EVER buy my own pc! you fuckiing 2uck.
ok well whoever bought it for you is the moron then.
omg, you refu2e two ju2t 2ay the 2iimple word of "2orry" you actual Roariing Kniight wannabe po2er! no 2hiit ii wouldve preferred the wiindow2 laptop but who the hell ii2 gonna complaiin about a giift two the per2on2 face?! do you ju2t lack any 2en2e of 2ympathy? you act liike an iimmature 15 year old and LOOK liike an iimmature 15 year old2 edgy oc.
1. technically *am* the roaring knight, or used to be. complicated. 2. i thought i already apologized when i noted how what i said was kinda classist but looking at it i completely forgot. thats on me, sorry. dogshit memory. 3. i agree that my armour looks edgy. i kind of dont care though.
ii dont 2ee the word "2orry" iin that fuckiing me22age 2o iit wa2 pretty half a22ed you ACTUAL 15 year old. and that ju2t prove2 my poiint you FRAUD! THE ROARIING FUCKIING FRAUD!
hey @iimJuniior, could ii pretty plea2e get 2ome cool a2 fuck badge2?
WHEN HAVE I NOT BEEN PISSED AT YOU, CAPTOR? I HAVE NEVER FUCKING LIKED YOU. EVER.
iignoriing the AMAZIING CAKE2 II BAKED YOU, ii 2ee how iit ii2 you fuckiing ROTUND LIITTLE BIITCH
OH, EXCUSE ME FOR NOT LIKING SOMEONE WHO FLIRTED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. YES, I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT.
SURE.
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.
Hmm... #badgeroulette? #OR! #specificvibes?
uhhhhhhh, 2peciifiic viibe2, got anythiing for gold blood2, tran2ma2c or ju2t tran2 iin general (not two piicky), fan of aniime, and uhhh... ok that2 all ii got, ii diidnt thiink far ahead
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
A HOT PURPLE BLOOD II2 TAKIING ME TWO HER AREA OF RE2IIDENCY! II WON!
YOU’RE GOING TO DIE, MAN.
I W𖤐ULD NE𓄋ER KILL THIS MAN.
guy2... 2omehow... ii diidnt fumble the bag...
GUY2 A PURPLE BLOOD II2 FLIIRTIING WIITH ME! II NEVER THOUGHT THII2 WOULD HAPPEN! WHAT... WHAT THE FUCK DO II DO?!
idk die
pii22 on them.
Anonymou2 a2ked... ok not anonymou2... they left "YOULL FIIND ME." a2 a handle... what the fuck "ARE YOU IINTERE2TED. IIN ETERNAL 2AFETY AND LOVE." Uhhhhhhh... real uh... real pa22iionate behiind tho2e word2. How can you even po22iibly promii2e that? IIm not that 2tupiid two fall for iit! Actually ye2 II am, II am that de2perate, II need love! http2://form2.gle/pzb232wN5m3Qea5R9 A2k me more que2tiion2 or whatever
BETTER YET. I'LL FIND Y𖤐U. YES, I CAN PR𖤐MISE THAT.
HELL𖤐 THERE. WHAT IS IT Y𖤐U WANT? I CAN PR𖤐𓄋IDE.
II want a mate2priit. but ii know for a fact that2 not happeniing becau2e IIm an ugly motherfucker.
WR𖤐NG. I CAN HELP WITH THAT, T𖤐𖤐.
...WINK.
ITS N𖤐T THAT SH𖤐CKING, C𖤐ME 𖤐N N𖤐W.
II DIIDNT KNOW IIT COULD KIICK FOR IINACTIIVIITY, NEW CODE II2 LBYLDG
all of you... play among u2 wiith me, the code ii2:
[awoooos sapphicly]
awooooos bisexually!!
2ometiime2 you have two accept youre never gettiing a date agaiin.
IIve done nothiing today, gog IIm 2uch a fuckiing chud. http2://form2.gle/vK1VBQ48kUHxPKM78 a2k me que2tiion2 2o II can re2pond and pretend IIm not a wa2te of oxygen.
II acciidentally ate a biig ol bowl of expiired chiicken Alfredo, how dead am ii?
8=l < I think the only death will be your bathroom