Sollux Captor
@twoArmageddons
man thii2 place fuckiing 2uck2 Mate2priit: Vrii2ka 2erket @arachniaGravedigger Moiiraiil: None Kii2me2ii2: Doll 2triider @turntechGirlhead Au2pii2tiice: None no n2fw you fuckiing weiirdo2
II gotta fiigure out why there’2 a 2urplu2 of Maryam2… Computer, 2how me “Maryam iinflatiion”
@containedArmageddons this might be up your wheelhouse.
usually if she's inflating wings are inv0lved. but some pe0ple get pedantic and annoying ab0ut wg vs inflation. 0r sorry what was the questi0n?
Did you just call me lame?
im s0rry lal0nde but if you t0ld me you had str0ng opini0ns on that debate id call y0u a liar.
You're not denying it, then.
if i can't believe y0u even have an opini0n on it y0u'd already be disqualified from being part 0f the those pe0ple now w0uldn't you?
My 8ody ii2 a machiine that turn2 Jane Crocker’2 po2t2 iinto Ratiio2
2uck on the ratiio on your mo2t recent po2t
IIm here two 2ettle rumor2 mo2t gol8 8lood2 dont actually two 8ulge2, iit2 8een a collectiive ga2liight 8ecau2e we thiink iit2 funny #2ugge2tiive ? ii thiink, ii dunno.
2ometiime2 people are ju2t 2o 2tupiid II feel liike educatiing them ii2 fruiitle22 and we ju2t need two 2tart hiittiing them
h࿔w I feel ab࿔ut the guy wh࿔ keeps harassing me.
I do this regularly.
Where the fuck diid the ad2 come from? Can people ju2t make ad2 here?! Can II have an ad here?!
2omeone advertii2ed 2ayiing “hello” and the other ii2 a fuckiing Riick roll, II dou8t the iimportance of content2 matter2.
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 If I could, I’d advertise ♛yself! Like this: you should co♛e to ♛y concert tonight! 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
II’m 8U2Y wiith my GIIRLFRIIEND2 you fuckiing conceiited niincompoop hiidiing 8ehiind mii2ogyny allegatiion2 II hope you 2tu8 your toe and iit 8end2 the toenaiil!
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 Wow. And youre insulting ♛e? I hope your girlfriends leave and get with each other! 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
How the fuck do people go out an upcycle clothe2 at thriift 2tore2 for only liike ten 8uck2?! II go two the thriift 2tore and II got zero fuckiing clue what II’m even lookiing for!
its a process of figuring out what you like! if youve only ever worn whatevers easiest it can be pretty difficult even i dont really know what im doing half the time hehe
guy2 ii wanna cook my GF 2omethiing 2peciial 8ut II cant cook... 2omeone teach me 2omethiing ea2y and ta2ty two cook!
Ah. Hm. What do you have?
And for food?
...I think you should probably go shopping, sir.
[ ys4e kool ton ti ek4m ot h9uone doo9 ti et4roced dn4 ti liob ..ekil 4tto9 tsuj uoy ,itteh94pS ]
LAZY FUCK. SEARCH UP A RECIPE.
I'LL GO CHOKE ON DOLL'S. THANKS.
You know… my goal used two 8e utter destruction. Pure violence, a genocide on any Serkets who didn’t deserve the name. I nearly forgot a8out that goal. All 8ecause of him. …Wow. <3
eheheh... ii gue22 ii am pretty fuckiing amaziing
Yes you aaaaaaaare!
II dont care how 2cary you are lord englii2h, iin my miind youre ju2t throwiing a temper tantrum
.that would be because he iS
You ever love 2omeone 2o much you ju2t wanna... take apart of them and... keep iit wiith you forever? Wouldnt iit 8e gr8 two ju2t have 2ome of her wiith me at all tiime2... iit2 8eautiiful really
word
shes gotta clip her toenails sometime my dude just wait it out
please be talking about strider please be talling ab0ut strider
fuck.
you get it.
You know exactly how I feel, honey8ee. I wanna keep you with me forever. <3
Someone’s jealous.
II2 iit wrong two feel ugly? Even when my own partner2 tell me IIm hand2ome, II look iin the miirror and 2ee my acne, my acne 2car2, and my crooked no2e... II feel liike IIm lettiing them down iin a way by 2eeiing my2elf a2 repul2iive when they 2eem two 2ee me a2 2omethiing better.
Always, Sollux, I love you. I love you so much. ::::)
okay that was meaner than i intended i just hate seeing you so torn up about yourself man you deserve better
You want me to come cuddle up, my man?
Don’t even worry. I’m coming.
yeah mo0d. its just your pan d0ing its bullshit tho. i kn0w its hard two l0gic your way 0ut of it but itll pass.
2ome of you "T2undere2" forget the dere and are ju2t 2traiight mean priick2.
Damn, you tell em!
ii wa2 alway2 the one gettiing beat up iin our kii2me2ii2hiip... for once ii fiinally had control! ii got two beat HER up oh my gog iit felt amaziing...
1'v3 n3v3r h4d 4 k15m3515, c4n y0u 3xpl41n wh4t th3 hyp3 15? 0r 15 1t ju5t 50m3th1ng y0u h4v3 t0 f33l t0 "g3t" 1t.
iid 2ay iit2 defiiniitely 2omethiing you need two feel two truly under2tand, but 2omeone you hate 2o much you ju2t want two HURT! but iit2 hot
guy2?! diid you hear about what happened two dante?! he caught hii2 leg on fiire! iit came from dante2 iinferno!
II have conceded and realiize... my hatred for flowery came from deniial... ii thiink he2 HOT
His ꝇinξs mѧkξ no sξnsξ. Ƿhѧŧ ξꝩξn is ѧ "Sѧnƒrѧncisco" ѧnƌ ƿhy ƌœs hξ ⳁrocꝇѧim þѧŧ hξ is coming ŧo iŧ?
beiing vulnerable rq... feeliing liike a lo2er ii2 actually kiinda 2tartiing two bother me
do you wanna talk about it? i don't think you're a loser.
You're better than you truly think, Captor. :)
alcohol ii2 fuckiing dii2gu2tiing... who the fuck actually driink2 thii2?!
YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING MORON. YOU BROKE MY BOTTLE OF VODKA. MY BRAND NEW FUCKING BOTTLE. GRHHHH.
Only when I'm truly miserable, but I feel I should cut back after tonight.
larper man, larper man wiith hii2 head iin the 2and 2o he 2tand2 two only watch playthrough2 and react let hiim try two pa22 by wiith the wiikii by hii2 2iide aiint iit niice the liife forever for larpiing /ref
Bars.
Like the vodka brand, yes.
the jane ii u2ually fat 2hame and bully ju2t deleted her account, can another jane plea2e volunteer for the role?
BUT IF THERES NO JANE. THEN THERES NO NEED FOR ANOTHER, RIGHT?
aww. my aunt. :(
IT WONT BE THE SAME…
ok... iill ju2t go bully and fat 2hame that one karkat ii hate (not you)
is this the same one who deleted her account once before?
wild work