Sollux Captor
@twoArmageddons
man thii2 place fuckiing 2uck2 no n2fw you fuckiing weiirdo2
IIf II 2ee one more Foiid Foiid Foiid 2ahur fuck up the termiinology and not under2tand the diifference between Geek, Nerd, and Dork, II’m gonna Jeff the kiill my2elf wiith how II’ll be goiing two 2leep forever
you CANNOOOTTT be using foid unironically. i’m gonna cry laughing.
ugh, it’s too quiet this morning. why hasn’t chittr gone out of its way to entertain and keep me occupied while my agent fights with my record label at this meeting.
Never ha2 anyone ever 2ounded more 2poiiled iin theiir liife, we’ve reach a new record of 2poiiledne22
they put your face in the dictionary under the word nerd. i have never met a geek with more audacity!!! go do some maths.
You don’t even know the proper termiinology, there ii2 a diifference between a Geek, Nerd, and Dork, you’re an iin2ult two fandom culture.
no, it was totes intentional. because you embody all three. you’re just THAT good at being a loser!!
8=l < Going back to sleep but befoal I do please 100k at my weird but adorable dragon child 8=l < Yes I am supporting her head my hands are big 8=l < Though she's a touch more solid and less floppy than human infants
8=l < She was fed and cared about nothing after that
Diid you get the baby of apathy and niihiilii2m?! What kiinda mythiic pull Gacha game baby diid you obtaiin?!
8=l < Haha 8=l < She hasn't learned to smile quite yet 8=l < But she will soon
Get her on Yo-Kaii watch thii2 iin2tant, iit’2 perfect for makiing anyone of any age 2miile.
everyone, ii need your power. giive me karkat 2lander
Maybe I should kill you myself actually.
I have SO MUCH fucking aura.
talkiing about how much aura you have remove2 all your aura.
Do you have aura, Sollux?
he2 an actual dii2cord moderator mad that hii2 e-kiitten gettiing called out, 2mh
nepeta, ii thiink ii love you for thii2 beautiiful contriibutiion two 2lander.
Ok II need two vent. II hate how whenever IIm alone wiith my thought2 all II can thiink about ii2 how pathetiic II am, how much of a fuckiing lo2er II am. II hate how II get mad for the 2tupiid rea2on2, even when II know iit2 2tupiid and II am 100% iin the wrong for beiing mad, IIm 2tiill mad and 2tiill up2et and II fuckiing hate iit. II hate no matter how much or liittle II do, II feel the exact 2ame about my2elf, feeliing 2HIITTY about my2elf. II hate how everyone for 2ome fuckiing rea2on thiink2 IIm 2mart! Liike II 2omehow have the an2wer2 two everyone2 problem2 when II cant even fuckiing 2olve my own. II hate my2elf, II hate beiing me, IId rather be anyone be2iide2 my2elf.
II hate how no one re2pect2 me and yet they want me two 2olve theiir problem2 II hate how everyone look2 down on me and yet expect2 me two accomplii2h liiterally anythiing. People know an iimage of me that they made up iin theiir head2.
II… II’m iin paradii2e… II don’t want two be 2aved… for II have… found 2alvatiion already…
YOU SAY THIS EVERYTIME, SOLLUX.
I HAVE A PARTNER???
MY TOXIC TRAIT IS BEING ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE WHO EXCLAIMS "GEE WILLIKERS!" AFTER SEX.
I JUST DID KARAOKE WITH JAKE.