Sollux Captor

@congruentAttitude @telekineticArmageddon @technologicArchon @twoArmageddons

7 hours ago

@twinAnxieties[TA]

they are my brother2 iin arm2. @congruentattiitude @telekiinetiicarmageddon @technologiicarchon @twoarmageddon2

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAnxieties[TA]

7 hours ago

Eriidan detected, ma22 ratiio

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Hope Nichols

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@todaysDreamer[TD]

But on the flip side, I am dying soon and I know this and I'm not letting anyone get involved. So. I guess I'm a hypocrite.

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Fliip 2iide?! II2 that a cla22 of 09 reference?! (Wor2t game tho)

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

Hope Nichols

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@todaysDreamer[TD]

What are you on about. As far as I was aware it's just a turn of phrase

↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]

You don’t know 8all

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Curse of 10000 Harleys.

Kult: +22

Kull: +5

Total: 27

Ratio: 4.40

Cur2e of 10000 chocol8 8ar2 (dog2 can’t have chocol8 2o II’m 2aved)

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

RAW GARLIC TASTES BAD.

Kult: +91

Kull: +92

Total: 183

Ratio: 0.99

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

ONLY IF WE DO IT TOGETHER, ASSHOLE.

nevermiind ii dont want your fuckiing 8ack alley laced pot anymore, iin2tead ii want fiive 8uck2

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

WHAT!! ):B

you heard me, you want that triiple chocol8 chunk 8rowniie cake? you gotta giimme fiive dollary doo2

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

I THOUGHT WE COULD GET HIGH TOGETHER. ):B

#substance

no offen2e 8ut iim doiing that wiith vrii2ka, do you want the cake or not?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FUCK YOU. I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE.

II ALREADY 2TARTED 8AKIING IIT 2HIITA22! FIINE IILL GET HIIGH WIITH YOU!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

NO. I'M NOT TRYING TO MANIPULATE YOU INTO DOING POT WITH ME, CAPTOR. THAT'S A SHITTY THING TO DO.

KARKAT FUCKIING VANTA2... YOU ARE 8IING THII2 FUCKIING CAKE... MY VERY EXPEN2IIVE IINGREDIIENT2 ARE NOT GOIING TWO FUCKIING WA2TE... DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IIT II2 TWO GROW YOUR OWN COCOA PLANT2 IIN FUCKIING JER2EY?! IIT2 AN AFRIICAN PLANT KARKAT! YOU ARE 8IING THII2 FUCKIING CAKE

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Muffin Top

This user likes them a little thicker than that.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@containedArmageddons[CA]

limited time 0nly

Kult: +27

Kull: +10

Total: 37

Ratio: 2.70

Jake Strider-English

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@golgothasTerminator[GT]

@twoArmageddons found the perfect shirt for you.

@twoArmageddons

↩ @golgothasTerminator[GT]

Fiinally everyone wiill know my true color2… 🟩gooniing

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Jack Noir

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Trizza Tethis Fan!

This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Ice Cream :)

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

II e8d all your iice cream

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

Jack Noir

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Trizza Tethis Fan!

This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Stabs you.

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

Aw man <8[

Cronus "Ammy" Ampora

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@amorousCasanova[AC]

im going to go commit a crime not sure vwhich one, but ivwe left my hivwe and i got a bat. probably murder

#violence

Kult: +39

Kull: +25

Total: 64

Ratio: 1.56

Watch out people, cronu2 ii2 gonna kiick your cro-nut2

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

Cronus "Ammy" Ampora

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@amorousCasanova[AC]

i aint got those so i should be fine.

↩ @amorousCasanova[AC]

Even iif you had them… how tf would you kiick your own cro-nut2??? How flexii8le are you?!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

Cronus "Ammy" Ampora

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@amorousCasanova[AC]

vwait i just actually read vwtf you said... i mean i do havwe alts first of all 8UT MY 8AD I DIDNT ACTUALLY READ IT. i half read it.

↩ @amorousCasanova[AC]

Eheheheh niimrod

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Where the fuck diid the ad2 come from? Can people ju2t make ad2 here?! Can II have an ad here?!

Kult: +55

Kull: +50

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.10

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 What would you even advertise? 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

↩ @piranhaPrincess[PP]

2omeone advertii2ed 2ayiing “hello” and the other ii2 a fuckiing Riick roll, II dou8t the iimportance of content2 matter2.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 If I could, I’d advertise ♛yself! Like this: you should co♛e to ♛y concert tonight! 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

↩ @piranhaPrincess[PP]

Nah 2orry II’m two 8u2y toniight two go two a concert

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ♛aybe the next one, then! Plans? 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

↩ @piranhaPrincess[PP]

II’m 8u2y liike everyday ever

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 Just say you hate wo♛en. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

↩ @piranhaPrincess[PP]

II’m 8U2Y wiith my GIIRLFRIIEND2 you fuckiing conceiited niincompoop hiidiing 8ehiind mii2ogyny allegatiion2 II hope you 2tu8 your toe and iit 8end2 the toenaiil!

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @twoArmageddons[TA]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 Wow. And youre insulting ♛e? I hope your girlfriends leave and get with each other! 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

↩ @piranhaPrincess[PP]