♦ pitied by @twoArmageddons
No one here appreciates real magic!!! You all STINK!!!


YOURE ZO AWEZOMEZAUCE 4 DAT :]]

sweet lightning isn't an everyday dew but it d0es hit the spot if timed right.

the handmaid's read on my tastes is technically inc0rrect, but i will add it two my intr0 screen regardless because everyone kn0ws putting things in brackets makes it lo0k co0ler and i appreciate that.

GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

੯•໒꒱ a friend recommended it to me, personally, 8ut I feel like that's how a lotta trolls end up on social media !!
II 2tiill have not wrapped my thiinkpan around iit, liike at all. Exii2tiing here wiith 2o many other me'2 ii2 enough two take iin iif II am hone2t. 2o many diifferent tiimeliine2 and II 2tiill have yet two learn the fate of miine or anyone iin iit.
youre a crediit two your people by whiich ii mean add more iinto our embare22iing chud balamce god 2peed 2oldiier

wheres the funny guy today he dead or sum?

EUGH.

DON'T GET GREEDY.

DIE.

I'M BUSY.

I'M NOT SHOCKED. YOU HAVE A HABIT OF FUCKING SHIT UP, SOLLUX.

I'M SHOVING SQUEAKBEAST POISON INTO YOUR NEXT MEAL. KNOWING YOU, IT WILL PROBABLY BE SOMETHING DISGUSTING ANYWAY, I DOUBT YOU'LL EVEN TASTE IT.

I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY POINT STUBS SO INCREDIBLY FAR DOWN YOUR SNIFFNODE THAT MY CLAWS WILL TEAR THROUGH YOUR HARD PALATE AND PROTRUDE FROM BEHIND YOUR FANGS, MAKING YOU LOOK ALMOST IDENTICAL TO A WALRUS. GO FUCK YOURSELF, CAPTOR.

do1ng ur 4nc3stor rn #nsfw #pwnd #3p1cf41l [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]




