KARKAT
@carcinoMegadrive
THE EPITOME OF "EASIER SAID THAN DONE" WHEN IT COMES TO ROMANCE - SHITTY ~ATH GAME DEV/PROGRAMMER, #1 KARKAT VANTAS HATER
ALRIGHT, I'M HEADING MY ASS TO SLEEP. GOODNIGHT FUCKERS.
CAN WE JUST KILL KARKAT VANTAS? THANKS.
⪩ ⸸f y⌖u re𓉸lly w𓉸nt th𓉸t? H⸸t me up. ⸸'m d⌖wn f⌖r 𓉸 mercy k⸸ll. ⪨
WRAP IT UP! THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT, FOLKS! ROLL THE GOD DAMN CREDITS.
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT DIGGING DEEPER AND DEEPER GRAVES? MAN I NEVER FUCKING LEARN! WHEN AM I GETTING CULLED? BECAUSE IT BETTER BE GOD DAMN SOON!
FFFUUUCCKCKCKKINGGGGG SSSSSSSSHHHHHITTTTTTTT
FINE, I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING AN ANNOYING ASS ABOUT YOU BEING THIRSTY FOR WHATS-HER-FACE, IT WAS A BIT HYPOCRITICAL OF ME, AND I KNOW DAMN WELL I'M NOT BEYOND SIMILAR BEHAVIOR. I'LL KEEP MY BULLSHIT TO MYSELF FROM THIS DAY FORTH.
YOU'R3 ON TH3 SOC14L M3D14 S1T3 DON'T G3T M4D P3OPL3 1NT3R4CT W1TH YOUR POSTS
good boy. you know, you don't have to keep things to yourself. it's just not cool to ruin someone's good time. there's a difference. also, you can probably find people here who will have you be a lot less alone, if you want that.
but what if i think it's utterly unfair for you to be suffering like you are? and what if i remember that once upon a certain troll had a raging hate on for a certain human?
1. I CAN HANDLE MYSELF, AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNCED. 2. OLD NEWS, GAVE UP ON THAT MESS A GOOD WHILE BACK.
some of you are †oo fucking delusional †o be on †his si†e, genuinely.
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ⚕s Th⚕s 𝑨b⭑ut Th𝒶t Str𝒶nge ☆l⚕vebl⭑⭑d Perh𝒶ps?
"TOO INSANE TO BE IN AN INSANE ASYLuM"
DUDE WHY DO I INSIST ON DIGGING DEEPER AND DEEPER GRAVES FOR MYSELF.
In my experience you onlly really need the one
I'VE THOUGHT OF DOING ONE OF THOSE ASK ME SHIT FORMS BUT I'M SELF AWARE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT NOBODY ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT.
⪩ S𓉸me. ⸸ d⌖ubt ⸸'m ⸸nterest⸸ng en⌖ugh t⌖ re𓉸lly h𓉸ve quest⸸⌖ns 𓉸sked 𓉸b⌖ut me. ⪨
THE ANSWERS ALWAYS SEEMED SO FUCKING SIMPLE TO ME WITH THIS SHIT. YEARS OF TAKING MENTAL NOTES ON THE WHOLE DAMN GAME JUST TO ACTUALLY TRY AND PLAY, AND I FUCKING SUCK SO MUCH UNFETTERED ASS THAT I JUST FUCKING GIVE UP. WHY WAS I ALWAYS JUST SO GOD DAMN STUPID?
THINKING BACK TO THIS ONE SCENE IN SPIDER-VERSE FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON.
BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING, FUCK YOU I'M NOT LIMITED TO GENRES, I CAN WATCH WHATEVER I WANT. ALSO WHAT GUY WHO WATCHES MOVIES HASN'T SEEN SPIDER-VERSE? ALSO THESE FUCKASS SUPERHERO MOVIES ALWAYS HAVE ROMANTIC SIDEPLOTS SO I'M NOT ENTIRELY OFF THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC, FUCK YOU.
OH OKAY YEAH NO, NOTE TO SELF. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUU OVER HERE BEING WAYY TOO BUDDY BUDDY WITH ME CATCHING ME TOTALLY OFF GUARD HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?? WHY DO I EVEN FEEL THE NEED TO HAVE THIS STUPID SELF-INDULGENT FREAK OUT ON A SITE WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE LET ME SHUT THE FUCK UP
if we're fucking and you call your or my bulge a 'slug' i should be legally obliga†ed †o fucking kill you. #nsfw #violence
normalize slaughter after shitty dirty talk in general unfortunately i’ve mentioned this exact sentiment far more times than necessary . . . lmfao #nsfw #violence