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H4H4 1M 1N D4NG3R #JOK3

N3V3R GO1NG TO STOP TH3 4CCUS4T1ONS OF L1K1NG P3OPL3 W1TH GL4SS3S. S1GH.

T4K1NG NUD3S 4FT3R 4 SHOW3R 4ND S3ND1NG TH3M TO HORNY P3OPL3 1S 4LW4YS FUN.~ #NSFW

JUST CHUGG3D 4 L4RG3 DR1NK OF COL4. QU1T3 R3FR3SH1NG.

JUST GOT DON3 H4NG1NG OUT W1TH MY K4RK4T 4ND 1 M1SS TH3M 4LR34DY. >:/

#TR4UM4TU3SD4Y 1 GU3SS 1'LL 4DM1T ON3 TH1NG, 1 K1LL3D MY 3X-MO1R41L VR1SK4... 1T W4S FOR GOOD R34SONS BUT 1 ST1LL FUCK1NG R3GR3T 1T.

H3Y, SORRY FOR TH3 1N4CT1V1TY! B33N SP3ND1NG 4 LOT OF T1M3 W1TH MY K4RK4T.

1 HOP3 YOU 4LL 3NJOY3D MY STUP1D 4SS POST.

OK4Y, 3NOUGH B31NG 4N 4SS!! 1T'S SO FUCK1NG HOT H3R3. 1 H4T3 SUMM3R, FUCK.

TH3 H34T'S 4CTU4LLY G1V1NG M3 4 P4N4CH3... HOLY FUCK! 1 4M DR1NK1NG W4T3R BUT OWWWW!!!

4WWW!! YOU DON'T M34N TH4T!

1T'S OK4Y!

OH! H3Y, NO YOU'R3 F1N3!

T3MPT3D TO JUST ST4Y 1N MY B4TH TUB 4ND CH1LL 1N TH3 COLD W4T3R UNT1L 1 SL33P OR SOM3TH1NG.
⪩ S𓉸me. ⸸ d⌖ubt ⸸'m ⸸nterest⸸ng en⌖ugh t⌖ re𓉸lly h𓉸ve quest⸸⌖ns 𓉸sked 𓉸b⌖ut me. ⪨

FOR M3 1T'S N1GHT! S1NC3 1 L1V3 ON 34RTH C... H4H4, TH4NKS K4RK4T! GOOD L1GHT TO YOU TOO! >:]

1 TH1NK 1'M GO1NG TO GO TRY TO SL33P 1N TH3 H34T.. M4YB3 PUT 4 WHOL3 1C3 P4CK ON MY H34D... GOOD N1GHT, CH1TTR.

FUCK YOU TOO! >:*

K4RK4T, 1 C4N T4K3 4 JOK3! 4ND 1 KNOW YOU W3R3N'T S3R1OUS 4BOUT T3LL1NG M3 TO DROWN, NO N33D TO 4POLOG1Z3 YOU C4N GO ON 4ND PR3T3ND YOU DON'T C4R3! B3C4US3 1 KNOW YOU DO. >:]
People of status are posting the wildest, most degrading stuff on here without shame. Cuddling with your plushies, as a purpleblood? Is that the image you want people to have of you?
Well! I-a made it! Weehee! Alternia is-a... nice! There's-a nice people here! And some-a not so nice. But! Mario will try his very-a best to-a help! Yahoo! -Signed, Mario Mario
What do you mean that the apple fritter guy is getting added to the human fighting game.
Picking up human tech feels like picking up a fuckass side grade...These 3ds games are okay though I guess.
karkat, we’ve 8arely even talked yet and when we *did* i was nothing 8ut nice to you. come on!
me if i was one of those blue chickens in hit game stardew valley https://i.imgur.com/s2vsato.png
1 4M B31NG T3ST3D ON TH1S F1N3 #T3R3Z1TU3SD4Y 1 R3GR3T 3V3R S4Y1NG 1’LL B3 N1C3 *FOR TOD4Y*
WELL, IF IT’S ANY CONSOLATION, I LIKE TO THINK I’M LESS PRONE TO THE STUPIDITY MANY KARKATS POSE. MOSTLY BECAUSE I AM WAY TOO FUCKING OLD TO BE ASSED.

I want you so 8adly Too 8ad that you're too 8ad for me You love me and I like you 8ut I got to, got to getchoo! #lyricposting

0k dave's are "greedy bitches" th0ugh t0 qu0te an aquantince







