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@cheliformGyves

SHIT-TALKING EXTRAORDINAIRE. HELPSMAN. MOVIE BUFF. WRITER. NEED A CULLMOMMY? GET IN LINE. BEFORUS HE/HIM 400k HICAPOINTS, FUCK YOU.

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IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE

I’VE TAKEN TO STUDYING SUBJECTS OF WHICH I’M UNFAMILIAR IN AN ATTEMPT TO NO LONGER EAT MY WORDS WHEN I SAY I’M SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU SOPPING WET SHITBAGS WITH A HOWLING WIND PASSING BETWEEN YOUR AURALDUCTS WHERE YOUR SPONGES SHOULD BE. FIRST UP: BEFORAN MEDICULL PRACTICE. DOES THIS COUNT AS #MEDICULLCHITTR? AM I GOING TO BE A HOT NURSE WITH HORRIBLE BEDSIDE MANNER?

Kult: +74
Kull: +71
Total: 145
Ratio: 1.04
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@resuscitativeNightingale[RN]

>-8==— hey!! >_<

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

WELL, SHIT. MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE IT A… SHOT. HAR HAR.

Kull: +7
Total: 7

OH THEY GOT YOUR ASS.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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@resuscitativeNightingale[RN]

>-8==— there is nothing to get!

HA, FLATTY.

Kult: +7
Kull: +14
Total: 21
Ratio: 0.50
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@resuscitativeNightingale[RN]

>-8==— that is not what i was implying!!! >///<

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@threatenTensely[TT]

yxu’re clearly suffering frxm sxme sxrt xf visual impairment. - xx

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

OH AM I. IS THAT SO.

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@threatenTensely[TT]

she’s a x. - xx

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

w1th THAT att1tude? yeah you could be my ass1stant any n1ght of the w1pe

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

That Is How I Know I Was Much More Vile And Cruel Back Then- I Had A Blunt Bang.

Kult: +40
Kull: +35
Total: 75
Ratio: 1.14
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@pseudoAnthium[PA]

༻𐫱༺ T𝒽e 𝒽orror🌱 ༻𐫱༺

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

It Was A Dark Time For Me. #pensive

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@pseudoAnthium[PA]

༻𐫱༺ T𝒽e important part iss making it out t𝒽e ot𝒽er sside, rig𝒽t🌻 ༻𐫱༺

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

This Is True. I Will Never Fall Victim To That Cruel Mistress ( Unflattering Hairstyles ) Again.

THOSE OF US WITH A BLUNT BANG ARE AUTOMATICALLY MORE VILE AND CRUEL. I THINK @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR STUDIED THIS IN GRAD SCHOOLFEEDING, ACTUALLY.

Kult: +19
Kull: +2
Total: 21
Ratio: 9.50
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love yourself
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Those who came before us.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@zoologerCoolscar[ZC]

its true i did my thesis on it

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Fascinating. #writingthisdown

IM FEELING LIKE CAUSING SOME TROUBLE TONIGHT, BUT I’LL BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR. MAYBE.

Kult: +119
Kull: +90
Total: 209
Ratio: 1.32

DON’T WORRY. I’VE GOT PLANS INVOLVING YOU.

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

AND you d1dn’t say so? how fuck1ng rude

Kull: +5
Total: 5

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN AMBUSH.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

aaaaaaand the surpr1se 1s gone. n1ce job 1d1ot

IT’S YOUR FUCKING OWN FAULT FOR RUINING YOUR OWN SURPRISE. THIS IS WHY I DON’T DO ANYTHING NICE FOR YOU, YOU ALWAYS RUIN IT.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

oh nooooo you don’t do anyth1ng n1ce for me oh noooooooo

Kull: +5
Total: 5

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

you’re smart somet1mes, r1ght? you can f1gure that out

ALREADY DID WHILE YOU TOOK FOREVER TO RESPOND.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

r111111ght, so what are you wa1t1ng for

D --> It is time D --> The clock struck 7:24 D --> The E%emplary Comfort Plush Doll is now available for purchase for a limited time D --> Due to intervention from a certain individual, these are simply plush dolls D --> With no additional features D --> However D --> They make an e%cellent addition to any living space D --> Place it upon your firemantle D --> Set it in your entertainment chair D --> Display it alongside your trophies

Kult: +193
Kull: +139
Total: 332
Ratio: 1.39

D --> Hrngh D --> I think that could be permitted

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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BANGARANG!
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Forever, in spring.
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@arribaTorrente[AT]

oK, - n1TRAM-DONO

Kult: +5
Total: 5

1M GONNA THROW M1NE DOWN A M1NE2HAFT, THAT2 F1NE R1GHT?

Kult: +12
Total: 12

D --> Much like the man himself D --> The E%emplary Comfort Plush Doll e%ists to please D --> You can throw it down a mineshaft if you would like

Kult: +7
Total: 7

1LL 2OAK 1T 1N M1LK 2O 1T MAKE2 A N1CE 2PLAT AT THE 6OTTOM, JU2T FOR YOU 61G GUY.

Kult: +12
Total: 12

D --> Hh D --> E%cellent D --> Thank you

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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@anonymouseCatalog[AC]

:33 < Heheheh!! Good! :33 < I want at least 10, I want them in my pile!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

QUESTION. CAN I GET ONE WITH ITS OWN MINI FBLHSSWASDAOAAV.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

D --> Of horse you can D --> The leather material will be an easy addition D --> I wonder if we can find the material for a miniature GDOM to be attached...

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I WOULD *LOVE*. FOR AN OPTIONAL GDOM TO BE INCLUDED.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

FUCK. YES. HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY. I AM ABOUT TO GET SO DRUNK OFF MY FACE AND SHAKE MAJOR ASS. #LETSGO

Kult: +62
Kull: +40
Total: 102
Ratio: 1.55
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@handMaid[HM]

WHOSE ASS ARE YOU CONTRACTING FOR THIS SERVICE. I WOULD NOT CALL YOURS MAJOR.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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EXCUSE ME. YOU FLATTY CUNT. MY ASS IS PERFECTLY PLUSH.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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@handMaid[HM]

I'LL NEED PHOTO PROOF.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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CHECK YOUR DMS.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@emptyEyes[EE]

Is there any place in particular y0u like t0 frequent when it c0mes t0 ass shaking?

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I’M BANNED FROM THE RUSTY SPADE. SO NOW I’VE BEEN TRYING NEW ONES.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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@emptyEyes[EE]

What did y0u d0 t0 manage t0 get banned fr0m what place!

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LONG STORY.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

WHAT’S A POOR GUY GOT TO DO TO GET A MECHANIC AROUND HERE? I’M FUCKING STRANDED.

Kult: +242
Kull: +222
Total: 464
Ratio: 1.09
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

your huh. what

Kult: +5
Total: 5

D --> My hooves

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

your. no you don’t have to do that 1 already p1cked h1m up

SHUT UP. SHUT UP NOW. YOU’RE GOING TO CRUSH HIS DREAMS.

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

H1S HOOF GALLOP1NG DREAMS??

D --> Nonsense D --> You will leave him where he is now D --> And I will bring him there

Kull: +2
Total: 2

WHAT.

Kult: +4
Kull: +2
Total: 6
Ratio: 2.00
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

1’m already dr1v1ng off

Kult: +2
Total: 2

D --> Fine D --> I will put the hooves away D --> And return to my own devices D --> You are lucky I cannot deny the wants of a lowb100d

Kult: +2
Kull: +4
Total: 6
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

great

Kull: +7
Total: 7

I LOOK BETTER THAN BOTH OF THOSE IDIOTS. BY A LONG SHOT. I’M JUST GRIMACING BECAUSE THE BEFORISH ONE SMELLS LIKE LYNX BODY SPRAY.

Kult: +91
Kull: +55
Total: 146
Ratio: 1.65

YOU THINK SO?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@creaticGoeticist[CG]

HEY, WHAT? FUCK YOU.

D --> Of horse I do D --> That is why I keep several photos of you in my wallet

Kult: +5
Total: 5

D --> Hn D --> I apologize D --> It isn't that you are unattractive D --> Far from it D --> You have an e%cellent jaw structure D --> I simply have a preference and the Karkat that I know has features that I enjoy much mare D --> As well as a style of dress which does mare for me D --> If this disappoints you you are allowed and encouraged to berate me for my rudeness

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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@creaticGoeticist[CG]

OH GOD. *PLEASE* CONTINUE GROVELING AT MY FEET, I REALLY DON’T FIND IT OFFPUTTING AT ALL. THANKS, THOUGH. FOR THE COMPLIMENT TO MY BONE STRUCTURE. GREW THEM MYSELF.

D --> Is this D --> Hm D --> Is that sarcasm neighaps D --> Or shall I continue

Kult: +5
Total: 5

IT’S SARCASM, HONEY. I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT.

Kult: +4
Total: 4

D --> Understood

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

you DO look better, cunt1er than them actually

SEE THAT EVERYONE? NOT ONLY IS HAYAAH RIGHT AGAIN, BUT SHE HAS EXQUISITE TASTE IN FEMME FATALE SLAY FULLY MALE MEN.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@creaticGoeticist[CG]

BEHOLD. THE FAMILY PORTRAIT. KINDA. WE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET ALL OF US IN THE SAME ROOM. THE GREEN ONE AND I LITERALLY COULDN’T STAND THE STUPID BRITISH FUCK FOR MORE THAN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. THIS WILL BE THE ONLY PICTURE OF ALL THREE OF US TO PROBABLY EVER EXIST, SO YUCK IT UP.

Kult: +204
Kull: +159
Total: 363
Ratio: 1.28
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Hollup
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@twostepGodhead[TG]

oh fuck im so scared

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save me from the brit im so fucking scared right now dude

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@creaticGoeticist[CG]

TOO LATE, IDIOT, HE’S LOCKED HIS TARGET ON YOU NOW. GOOD FUCKING LUCK.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

OY, YOU SHOULD BE LADDY, GET FUCKING CHINNED YOU MUSH. x

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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@twostepGodhead[TG]

hey whats that red laser spot right on my forehead?

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
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@twostepGodhead[TG]

gonna glass me over the head with a pintglass from a pub thats older than the whole country of america?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I’VE PLAYED ENOUGH SNOOKAH AND DARTS WITH THE MATES AT THE PUB TO HIT YOU RIGHT ON THE BULLSEYE. STAND STILL x

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Hollup
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@twostepGodhead[TG]

im fast as fuck boy

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A RIGHT GOOD TIME IF I’M BEING QUITE HONEST. GET IN LINE PRINCESS x

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
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@twostepGodhead[TG]

hold on i got something special order just for you one sec

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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vwanna listen to my demos?
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@studMuffin[SM]

wvhat an honor to 8e the featured model on the front page of cosmo crush! feast your eyes on a real stud, they evwen hawve a centerfold #cowver8uoy

Kult: +271
Kull: +238
Total: 509
Ratio: 1.14
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
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Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
@handMaid[HM]

DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THESE. I GOT GENMAT ALL OVER MINE.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
↩ @handMaid[HM]
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vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@studMuffin[SM]

got a stack just for you toots, i dont knowv wvhy they arent selling

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
↩ @studMuffin[SM]
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!
This user is... Yikes. That is STILL a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much!
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This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
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Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
@handMaid[HM]

HHHHCAN I PAIL YOU BENTOVER THESTACKONEGAI.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Beforian
Those who came before us.
Emoticonnoisseur
This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
@genetrixAdvocate[GA]

Whew! I have to+ fan myself a little after seeing this o+ne. Yo+u sho+uld wear cro+p to+ps mo+re o+ften. It's a go+o+d lo+o+k fo+r yo+u.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
↩ @handMaid[HM]
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vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@studMuffin[SM]

am i gonna turn around and youre already 8ehind me and stripped if i say yes?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @studMuffin[SM]
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!
This user is... Yikes. That is STILL a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
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Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
@handMaid[HM]

HHHHMAYBE.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@studMuffin[SM]

this is vwhy i do it, to satisfy all the gorgeous gals i knovw are counting on me may8e i vwill, people seem to 8e 8ig fans of the midriff, thanks doll.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @handMaid[HM]
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vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@studMuffin[SM]

youvwe tvwisted my arm, lets paint that cowver red

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
↩ @studMuffin[SM]
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Forever, in spring.
This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!
Indie Artist Life!
Somebody's got to rep the small creators... like this user!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@amorousChanteuse[AC]

mm sobbing. wthey even interviewed you!!!! it’s not fair. huuuhuuuuhuuuu. 😭

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@studMuffin[SM]

hey hey, im sure you'll 8e on the covwer of the next one

MY USUAL MAKEUP ISN’T COVERING UP MY EYE BAGS LIKE IT USED TO. EITHER I’M STRUNG OUT, OR THE FORMULA’S CHANGED. I’M GOING TO CONVINCE MYSELF IT’S THE LATTER.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
@abstrusifiedTurmoil[AT]

hie

OK, NO, I’M TOTALLY NOT DEEPLY HURT BY THAT, IT’S FINE. I JUST WANNA GO ON VACATION. TO A LOVELY REMOTE ISLAND. I WANT TO WADE INTO THE WARM SURF. AND THEN PULL OUT A HARPOON AND SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH IT.

Kult: +54
Kull: +45
Total: 99
Ratio: 1.20
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
@cationicAgonist[CA]

do you need help

AIMING? YEAH.

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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Chittr Gold™
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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
@cationicAgonist[CA]

don’t even worry about 1t. 1’ve got a great streak w1th successful headshots #v1olence #gore

Kult: +5
Total: 5

FABULOUS. YOU’RE HIRED.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Chittr Gold™
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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
@cationicAgonist[CA]

#awesome #vacat1on-mode #W1TH-my-revolver

Kult: +5
Total: 5

🞜 why do you keep sniping my opportunities. literally.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

MORE THE MERRIER.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Chittr Gold™
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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
@cationicAgonist[CA]

you’ve gotta be qu1cker than that. wouldn’t m1nd some company on th1s seem1ngly free vacat1on tho

YOUR HIGHNESS. DAMN, I COULD GET USED TO THAT.

Kult: +20
Total: 20

YOU GUYS ARE NOT FUCKING READY FOR WHAT HAYAAH AND I ARE COOKING UP. MY GOD.

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Time's Up
This user's timeline was utterly doomed.
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
@daveBot[DB]

i complain in a more virtuous and ethical way than other people

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
nonbinary
love yourself
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
All That Glitters
Includes this user's posts.
@turophileGibber[TG]

damn straight

Kult: +5
Total: 5

DO YOU GUYS THINK THOSE GERRY GRUBS THINGS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GO CRAZY.

Kult: +29
Kull: +5
Total: 34
Ratio: 5.80
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BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@gutterCipher[GC]

thεy fµck crαzyztylε

IN MY SPARE TIME TODAY, I GOT TO VISIT @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR FOR SOME REVISIONS ON THEIR RESEARCH. CALL ME LEARNED, CALL ME CHARISMATIC, CALL ME THE LABSLUT. ALL APPLY.

Kult: +142
Kull: +112
Total: 254
Ratio: 1.27

D --> I have no issue with it of horse D --> This is harmless

Kult: +7
Total: 7

D --> Why is their hand there

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Pickup DaVwinci
This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

id lovwe to showv you my ppe some time, labslut~

Kult: +10
Kull: +12
Total: 22
Ratio: 0.83

D --> Their hand does not have to be there

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Forever, in spring.
This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!
Indie Artist Life!
Somebody's got to rep the small creators... like this user!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@amorousChanteuse[AC]

baddies.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Friend Inside Me
This user has had a friend inside them.
@neverendingHallway[NH]

⚠︎ Mm.... ⚠︎ #jealousy...

D --> Where did your b100 accessories go

Kult: +7
Total: 7

OH MY GOD??????? I HAVE THEM ON, DON’T WORRY. MY GLASSES ARE THE BLUE ONES YOU GOT ME, HANDSOME.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

YEAH YEAH, PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MASK IS.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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nonbinary
love yourself
Beforian
Those who came before us.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@zoologerCoolscar[ZC]

alwways good to havve you

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
👁️‍🗨️/👁️‍🗨️ 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙔 𝘾𝙐𝙇𝙇𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙎
This user is literaleech THAT Horrorterror.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ wowwww! do you ever feel like you sea a meme that is like.... unbaleenably targeted? like, COMPLEECHLY targeted towards you? }*A*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i do all the time! because this one is LITERALLLLY ME! like, there i am! + im thinking about those deep sea grumblr-powering ATOLL TIMES }>7<{ }>7<{ }>7<{ #literaleechme #hicacontent #cullquette #justgirlyfins }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Kult: +79
Kull: +58
Total: 137
Ratio: 1.36
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#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
👁️‍🗨️/👁️‍🗨️ 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙔 𝘾𝙐𝙇𝙇𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙎
This user is literaleech THAT Horrorterror.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont remember taking this shellfie though.... }.7.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Kull: +5
Total: 5

CALLED TROTSWORX, ENDED UP WITH THIS GUY. BREAKING A STALLION IS SO REWARDING.

Kult: +123
Kull: +86
Total: 209
Ratio: 1.43

WWAS?? ist das erlaubt? oh mein gott

Kult: +7
Total: 7

OF COURSE IT’S FUCKING ALLOWED YOU SNIVELING IDIOT. I MAKE THE RULES HERE.

wwowwee!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I KNOW RIGHT. YOU CAN BE NEXT IF YOU WANT.

wwehohoho i wwill pass far too focused on #meinebräu er #mybrewws #potions and #beasties. and i havve a terrible back, too old ZZ8)

Kult: +2
Total: 2

I MEANT FOR SITTING ON HIS BACK, BUT IF THE SHOE FITS.

ooooh ja ja maybe sometime! wwhen dame benevvolent allowws me from her site, kleine krabbe ZZ8D

Kult: +5
Total: 5

D --> What

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!
This user is... Yikes. That is STILL a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
@handMaid[HM]

THIS IS SO FUCKING MAJOR. DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE PHOTOS FROM THAT NIGHT. #HHHH.

↩ @handMaid[HM]

OH DO I. I’VE GOT VIDEOS TOO. HE WAS SUCH A GOOD PONYBOY.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

WHAT A FINE, FINE #TIETHEMUPTUESDAY. NOT A #TIEMEUPTUESDAY, BECAUSE I’M NOT THE ONE WITH THEIR FRONDS TIED BEHIND THEIR BACK. POOR BABY. EVERYONE SEND @CABALLINESTHECA THEIR PITY. HE’S GONNA NEED IT.

Kult: +68
Kull: +15
Total: 83
Ratio: 4.53
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transgender
love yourself
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@tipsyGlamour[TG]

holyshiiit 🔥🔥🔥

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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Reverified
A user of reestablished repute.
Golden Excerpt
A user whose exploits are chronicled.
@anonymouseCatalog[AC]

:33 < Oh meow goodness!! :33 < It looks like someone is in fur a very long light! H33h33h33.... #caniwatch

Kult: +12
Total: 12

#YEAH

Kult: +5
Total: 5

RIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS OF PAPERWORK. MY PAN FEELS LIKE I’VE PUT AN IMMERSION BLENDER INSIDE IT.

Kult: +8
Total: 8