

KARKAT
@cheliformGyves
SHIT-TALKING EXTRAORDINAIRE. HELPSMAN. MOVIE BUFF. WRITER. NEED A CULLMOMMY? GET IN LINE. BEFORUS HE/HIM 400k HICAPOINTS, FUCK YOU.
IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME THIS. I THINK IT SHOULD JUST REMAIN A FUCKING MYSTERY. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/EDDE774ED895.JPEG
NO. NO IT’S FINE, I AM A LOTUS. I AM A *FUCKING* LOTUS AND I AM SO NORMAL.
FUCK I AM SO MAD I THINK I COULD ACTUALLY DIE. THEY AREN’T GONNA EVEN HAVE TO CULL ME, I’LL JUST KEEL OVER RIGHT HERE. FUCK THE TRIAL. DON’T NEED IT.

I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD. IT WOULD TAKE A TRULY DISEASED MIND. TO OPEN THIS PICTURE ON HIS PALMHUSK. AND DRAW BUBBLES ON IT. UNTIL THE CENSORED RESULT. IS SOMEHOW MORE #PORNOGRAPHIC. THAN AN EASILY OBTAINED IMAGE. OF MY BARE AND VULNERABLE. HOT SLUT BODY. ANYWAY. SCROLL FOR THAT. IF YOU DARE. #SLAYCATION #BEACHBUM #SHARKBAIT #WADING #WADERSWANTED #CHILLYCHASER #CASTEGAP #GRUBSCARSOUTSEASON #ITROLLY #CRAZYASFUCKLUSTYRUSTIESNEARYOU. #... #SIGH #BEFORANBUBBLEPORN. 🎨🖌️: RATKING-BUFFET @ TUMBLR.

H3H33H34H 7UL4 G077H15 P1C5 0F M3 #7UN47HUR5D4Y

I'm so normal it's crazy
YOU SCHMOOZE YOU LOSE. @CABALLINESTHECA , THANKS FOR REINING ME IN. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/482514861B02.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B4ADC37670F7.JPEG

I'm going to be honest~. I hate throwing javelins~. Where is the passion in penetrating a foe from long range~? When I sink my blade into an enemy, I want to stare him in the ganderbulbs~. #Gladiating #HotTake #ExtremePenetration #Gore #Suggestive

#NoMoreBlocking...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #KillThem...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
FUCK, HE’S JUST SO. FUCK. VAGUEPOST. SEND CHIT.

:33 < Mysterious pairing spotted on the purrowl tolight... #CelebSighting #Purrowling #HotImage #MysteryCouple #PublicDisplaysOfAttraction #ImStalkingThem
THE STUPIDITY OF SOME PEOPLE TRULY, *TRULY* ASTOUNDS ME SOMETIMES. IT’S LIKE I’M EXPECTING SOCIETY AT LARGE TO LOCK IN AND THEY’RE ALWAYS LOCKED SO FAR OUT THAT NOT EVEN THE LONGEST SKELETON KEY COULD EVEN HOPE TO REACH THE PADLOCK.

CH3W1NG0N MY G1RL5 P4N7137H 83C4U7H3 1 M155 H3R......

MEN USED TO DIE IN WAR. NOW THEY EXPECT THE HEIRESS TREATMENT. IN RETURN FOR FIVE MINUTES OF AIMLESS THRASHING. #VAGUECHITT.

TREEABOO-DONO. I'VE HAD A HELL OF A MILLENNIUM. SINCE WE LAST DANCED. CAN YOU NOT ONESHOT ME THIS TIME. I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT FOREPLAY IS. I'VE READ YOUR SCANLATIONS. EVEN THE DIRTIEST ONES. YOU ARE TOO ASHAMED TO PUT YOUR STICKER ON. I CAN FEEL THE GHOST OF YOUR TOUCH. IN EVERY COMMA. #LOSTBOYS #YAOI #SUGGESTIVE.

ooo girl
I CAN’T LAUGH YET. BUT I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT MY CASE THAT’S GONNA FUCKING FLIP EVERYTHING ON ITS HEAD.
SO-CALLED FREE THINKERS WHEN THEY SLEEP IN TOO LATE AND END UP WITH MAJOR BED HEAD. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B82044B23B0A.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE

ATTENTION WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON MY SANITY, AND SO I PRESENT TO YOU: THE ABCC FILM ANALYSIS CLUB. AN OFFSHOOT FROM OUR MOVIE NIGHTS AND #WATCHPARTY, THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING A FORUM TO YAP ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT FILM BRO TAKES. I REALIZE THIS IS A BIG TRUST EXERCISE FOR BOTH ME AND @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST , SO DON’T FUCKING FUCK THIS UP AND RUIN IT FOR YOURSELVES. BE RESPECTFUL, GOD DAMMIT. I DON’T WANT TO READ ABOUT ANY OF YOU SCREWING UP A CHANCE TO BE POLITE MOTHERFUCKERS AND SHARE THE WORLD OF CINEMA WITH YOUR FELLOW TROLL AND/OR MAN. ANYWAY. DROP IN ANY TIME, DIP OUT ANY TIME. IT’S AN ONGOING GROUP CHAT DISCUSSION, AND I’LL SET TOPICS EVERY NOW AND THEN WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES. #GETIN. HTTPS://MSPARP.CHAT/ABCCFILMCLUB
































