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1m only go1ng to say th1s once: only 4-6 trolls get to know bulge deta1ls about me and no one else's gonna get to know unless they work for 1t #nsfw
in the end i couldnt bring myself to sexually penetrate the cloth lusus for the first time in a long time i began to experience wwhat you biologically disadvvantaged conciliatory blankets colloquially refer to as "guilt" #nsfww
1 see how 1t 1s
D --> It is time D --> The clock struck 7:24 D --> The E%emplary Comfort Plush Doll is now available for purchase for a limited time D --> Due to intervention from a certain individual, these are simply plush dolls D --> With no additional features D --> However D --> They make an e%cellent addition to any living space D --> Place it upon your firemantle D --> Set it in your entertainment chair D --> Display it alongside your trophies
D --> Are you D --> Hm D --> Are you asking me to mediate this dispute D --> My mediation knack has been dormant for quite some time D --> However D --> Neighaps...
noth1ng but spades concert. 1f 1 dont get 1n, we're gonna have a problem
one quad, no prospects, all bullsh1t #awesome #mynoth1ng or whatever
D --> Fine D --> I will put the hooves away D --> And return to my own devices D --> You are lucky I cannot deny the wants of a lowb100d
What the fuck is happenin' above me right now. Am I suddenly interrupting something in this thread, or are we all gonna stay in our respective stables.
Comma. Ceaseless, incessant. Let's check ourselves before we wreck ourselves, bro, up your rantantics before you come at me for the endless sea of bullshit that flows freely from my fingertips. My whole cluster of text up top was solely to hype and mourn our dearly deceased Minihoof. Is there something wrong with that, dude? Can a man not mourn his beloved companion anymore, in more words than necessary? Tie your long, flowing mane back before you barf this careless nonsense all over my notifs. Come on. Totally tactless.
uh. well, 1f you wanna d1e by potent1al f1ery explos1on 1’d say stand as close as you can to the buggy
no b1tch, 1 mean- yknow what never fuck1ng m1nd wa1t d1d you just say yellow smoke
BEHOLD. THE FAMILY PORTRAIT. KINDA. WE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET ALL OF US IN THE SAME ROOM. THE GREEN ONE AND I LITERALLY COULDN’T STAND THE STUPID BRITISH FUCK FOR MORE THAN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. THIS WILL BE THE ONLY PICTURE OF ALL THREE OF US TO PROBABLY EVER EXIST, SO YUCK IT UP.
wvhat an honor to 8e the featured model on the front page of cosmo crush! feast your eyes on a real stud, they evwen hawve a centerfold #cowver8uoy
big sopor controls evverythin includin the empress she sold out to big sopor so i wwouldnt be surprised
D --> Their hand does not have to be there
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D --> I am busy tonight D --> However D --> I want to show a picture I took recently, of my matesprit D --> Neighaps to simply show that I appreciate him D --> Or even to show others that he is taken D --> By me
Idleness d9esn't suit me. S9me w9uld call it a 'vacati9n', 6ut I w9uld call it '6eing left al9ne with my th9ughts f9r t99 l9ng.' Still, I rec9gnize that I am privileged t9 6e in a p9siti9n where I can take such a sa66atical in the first place and sh9uld endeav9ur t9 make up f9r l9st time. Either way, it's 9ver; there are essays I must pen. 9ne I've had 9n the 6ack6urner f9r a while: "The S9ci9-Ec9n9mic Privilege Held 6y The 'Influencer Class', And Their R9le In Inf9rmati9n C9ntr9l And Pr9paganda Disseminati9n."
D --> A successful deal means a night of celebration D --> I am used to celebrating alone D --> But recently, I've had someone to celebrate my achievements with D --> Here is a candid from a recent celebration D --> Taken by my secretariat
Pretending you don't like it.
D --> And now he is flirting with me D --> How shameless
hold up wwhy are wwe exposin this shit
im a full time stud baby.
D --> Hhhyes D --> Let me see
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T LET THE OTHERS FROM THE BOARD ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCKING ABYSMAL.
D --> Ah D --> There are D --> Other oliveb100ds D --> It is not weird
D --> I am often referred to as an old fashioned man of Beforus D --> I don't take it as an insult D --> My tastes are old fashioned D --> My interests are old fashioned D --> But I want it known that I am modern as well D --> I am with the times D --> In fact, in some ways, I am ahead of them D --> Not many have what I have, have created what I have created D --> Imagine a device D --> Metal, yet pliable D --> Comfortable D --> Warm on the inside, easy to hold D --> Three hundred modes D --> Two thousand variation D --> The lips of an oliveb100d D --> The hands of a b100d that would be difficult to discern if not for the rust coloring of the nails D --> A pair of hooves, brandished with a rainbow on the side for those with a preference for a certain member of the Si% D --> A piecfgggfgf D --> Hm D --> I've dripped sweat on the screen of my device and ams tggguto type D --> I needigttttttttttttget a towel
#SLAYCATION WITH THE WORSTIE @aeneasCaldarium. FEATURING @carmineGnosiology RUINING OUR OTHERWISE PERFECT THIRST TRAP. WITH HIS WRETCHED SEXLESS FORM. #BEFORANCULLINGPLAY. #CASTEGAP. #GILLSOUT. #GRUBSCARSOUT. 🎨 🖌️: RATKING-BUFFET @ TUMBLR.
D --> What is wrong
My input to the Lime discussions is that I enjoy adding it to my gin.
I'm going to be honest~. I hate throwing javelins~. Where is the passion in penetrating a foe from long range~? When I sink my blade into an enemy, I want to stare him in the ganderbulbs~. #Gladiating #HotTake #ExtremePenetration #Gore #Suggestive
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < #toptuesday. bottoms quiet down. #nsfw
This is really quite disgusting, even f9r y9u. Perhaps Latula w9uld 6e m9re keen t9 spend m9re time with y9u if y9u didn't spend all y9ur free time desecrating her used underwear like an untrained 6ark6east. If I c9uld rec9mmend a few tags f9r y9u t9 amend t9 y9ur p9st, I suggest: #TMI #T99MuchInf9rmati9n #UndergarmentDisrespect #ChewingInedi6le96jects #Impr9perUse9fPanties #Impr9perUse9fTeeth #Inappr9priateWaysT9C9peWithL9neliness #Untrained6ark6east6ehavi9rs #Em6arrassing #D9ingADisserviceT9Warm6l99dsEverywhere
#YUCK
:33 < Mysterious pairing spotted on the purrowl tolight... #CelebSighting #Purrowling #HotImage #MysteryCouple #PublicDisplaysOfAttraction #ImStalkingThem
CH3W1NG0N MY G1RL5 P4N7137H 83C4U7H3 1 M155 H3R......
8=D < Your l*wb100d habits and dress are not appropriate for the restaurants I wished to patron. 8=D < It is the unfortunate reality. You aren't good enough.
MEN USED TO DIE IN WAR. NOW THEY EXPECT THE HEIRESS TREATMENT. IN RETURN FOR FIVE MINUTES OF AIMLESS THRASHING. #VAGUECHITT.
YOUR WHOLE ACCURSED BLOODLINE. IS SOAKED THROUGH. WITH THE DEVIANT SLURRY. OF THE DESPERATE PERVERT. AS I'M SURE YOU HAVE NOTICED. ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE YET TO DISAPPOINT ME. STATISTICALLY. IT IS INEVITABLE THAT YOU WILL. YOU MAY COMMENCE PRE-ATONING AT ONCE. ON PRONGS AND WALKHINGES. FACE ON THE FLOOR. POLISHING MY MAIDLY FLATS. WITH YOUR OTHERWISE POINTLESS HIGHBLOOD TONGUE.
YOU ARE WEAK AND IMPOTENT. THE RUNNIEST SMEAR OF SLURRY ON THE ENTIRE PAIL THAT IS BEFORUS. YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE AGAINST AN #ALPHA #SEME #DOM #TOP #HARD #ALTERNIAN #BOSS #BEAST.
WATCHED THE LADIES GO AT IT LAST NIGHT IN THE RING AND I’VE GOTTA SAY, MISS DAMARA YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DOUBLE DECKERED THAT LITTLE ROCKET OF A TWINK. 10/10. ALMOST SPILT ME GUINNESS CLAPPING FOR YOU MATE GOOD ON YOU #GETIN #WWE @HANDMAID @CHELIFORMGYVES x
7H3F F00D 47 7H3 CULL1NG F4C1L7Y FUCK1NG7H 5UCK5
:33 < I thought I might remind Chittr that I /also/ have a gossip tip line!! :33 < No n33d to give your rumeowr tips to some COPYCAT...
(֊⎚-⎚) Rumor Has It That @zoologercoolscar And @caballinestheca, Two Trolls Heavily In The Public Eye, Have Been Flirting With A Very Well Known Criminal Under The Tag @cheliformgyves ... Spicy. #rumorleech
8=D < I am very pleased with this limo service 8=D < I have asked @arachnoidGrimorium to accompany me to a restaurant tolight.
"Judge me by the enemies I have made." —American Sports Legend Wayne Gretzky.
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM. YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE DESIGNATED KARKAT^3. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! SHOO!
They're letting me out of my cage to run and jump and play today. :) Look out.
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a high ranking Befuran politician was caught with his pants down at a purrty recently! :33 < The anyanymous conaggressorman was allegedly spotted being bent ofur his desk by his top security guard! Talk about a furbidden trist!! :33 < The conaggressorman has stated himself to be in a very loyal and ringbound Matespurritship, so his sudden infidelity comes as quite the surpurrise!! :33 < His secretary is the one that discovered the scene, and has since b33n fured after she refused to sign a hush agr33ment. :33 < She was allegedly offured 40k boon bucks, which she refused, and was purromptly let go of furom the redacted company. #OfficeDrama #infidelity #cheatingScandal #caught #suggestive #politics #befuranpolitics #gossip #drama #PoliticianXSecurityGuard #IShipIt
MILFRAKE. STAY WHERE YOU ARE. #IMCOMING.
:33 < I had such a pawsome time last light with my wonderfur meowrail!! :33 < He snapped this clawdorable candid of me and I can't not share it!! #Candid #RustySpadeBar #ILoveMyMoirail
#gpoe #timemagazine #earthc #creators #hope
:33 < Having the best time tolight!! :33 < My meowrail invited me out to this crazy clawsome elite gathfuring! :33 < Sooo many scoops!! ;33 < This handsome stranger is unrelated #Meowrails #Purrty #Gossip #Purrowling #FurstFurondRepurrting #I<>MyMoirail #Diamonds #RustySpade #PurrtyGirl [edit by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
D --> An e%clusive offer has been e%tended to me D --> To attend a certain gathering D --> Of the social elite D --> And they are allowhinnying me to enlist a plus one to bring along D --> Naturally, my moirail will be joining me D --> Her identity is to remane a secret D --> But she is a wonderfoal companion D --> And will keep me from getting too D --> Wild and free D --> At this gathering
youre a depth guy not a width guy and honestly? thats growth ❤️ #suggestive
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damn you werent kidding that things got its own zip code its own area code bet it has diplomatic immunity in several countries across various state lines cop walked past you and felt a change in air pressure thats shits its own goddamn weather event newton himself is rolling in his grave trying to figure out how something with that mass moves that smooth that ass has its own gravitational pull and im a fucking satellite drifting past minding my business and suddenly im in orbit slingshotting between two globular cheeks like an ass hair in a fart nasas gonna have questions that i dont have answers to
THANK YOU TO MUCKY-SENSEI @anonymouseCatalog FOR LEAKING THIS PHOTO OF ME GETTING #BEFORANARRESTED #BEFORANCULLED. I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD. ARIGATO MILFRAKE. NEXT TIME. TRY AND GET LOWER. YOU MIGHT GET AN UPSKIRT. IT WOULD DO NUMBERS. EDIT: I MEAN CULLMEOWMMY. EDIT: I MEAN MEUMILF.
D --> Good heavens
D --> This is a very captivating story D --> Is why I said that
:33 < Purreaking!! We have an update on the #Situation concerning Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido's arrests the other night!! :33 < The pair was arrested outside of the Rusty Spade the night of the 16th on multiple counts of aggravated assault and resisting culling. :33 < Mew leaked photos show their arrest outside of the Rusty Spade bar!! :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out the following night, and is now on hive arrest, while Damara remains at large after having vanished furom her cell! :33 < Her whereabouts are currently unknown, and the Cull Brigade is searching fur her. :33 < Unfurtunately I could not get my paws on the uncensored version of Mistfur Vantas's arrest photo, so all those juicy details about what may be hidden undfur that censor bar are left up to the imagination... #BefuranCulling #KarkatVantas #MissingPersons #PersonOfInterest #Drama #Gossip #JailBird #Leak #LeakedPhotos #Arrested #CensoredGills?? #WhatIsHeHiding!!! #JailedCuties #MogShots # LeakedImages #CullingStruggle #YuriBait #NipSlip [images submitted by @chelifurmGyves and @handMaid <3]
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on behind closed doors, but regulatory bodies are in a stir. :33 < Mayor Dersch has b33n a very loud purroponent of the "Quadrant Values" campaign, stating publicly that she believes in loyalty to her quad, and has b33n in a long standing and very public kismesitude. Despite this, it has b33n rumeowred and all but confurmed that Dersch has had quite the romantic exchanges with her ShrodrCorp company contact! :33 < We received some purroof of the communications betw33n Dersch and the nameless contact, but it is apparent that the Mayor is quite bad at sexting! It is unknown if her Mistress felt genuinely or whether this was a seduction meant to smooth ofur the construction. :33 < We have omitted the photos involved to purrotect the identity alleged mistress. Although most were innocuous, the pair was pictured together enough to build quite the pattern! :33 < It is not clear if this was anything verging on a possible matespurritship, or if the mistress was seducing Mayor Dersch in order to facilitate quick construction of the ShrodrCorp headquarter. :33 < We have attached some of the rather embarrassing text transcripts betw33n the pair as purroof. #Gossip #Drama #ShrodrCorp #MayoralRace #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #QuadrantValuesCampaign #Affair #BlindItem #SubmittedStory #CorpoDrama
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO MAKE A VIDEO LIKE THIS. BUT UNFORTUNATELY. I HAVE BEEN #HOSTAGED AGAIN. NOT BY WEAPONS. OR VIOLENCE. OR EVEN BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. NO. THIS TIME. I AM BEING OPPRESSED. BY AN ALL-NEW. NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN. FORCE OF PARADOX SPACE. CRUSHED UNDER THE UNENDING JUJU BOOTHEEL. OF @carbolicGalvanologist'S STUB. AT THE 8/9 #FELTOPENING. IN HIS LATEST FLAGRANT EPISODE. OF SILENCING WOMEN. HE ERASED FROM MY VOCABULARY. A CERTAIN NAME. BECAUSE HE IS A SCREECHING JEALOUS WIGGLER. WHO CANNOT HANDLE A PASSING REMINDER. THAT I TALK TO OTHER VANTASES. OR PERHAPS. THAT WHEN HE SHOWS UP SOMEWHERE. BRIGHT RED AND RANTING ABOUT HIVEGUEST ETIQUETTE. HE MIGHT RESEMBLE CERTAIN PRISSY HUSKS OF CULLBAIT. CURRENTLY CRAWLING ACROSS THE SURFACE OF BEFORUS. OR THE DREAMBUBBLES. OR ANCIENT ALTERNIA. OBVIOUSLY. THIS WAS ENTIRELY MY FAULT. FOR SLIPPING UP. AND REFERRING TO CHALKBOX BY THE EXTREMELY SIMILAR NAME. OF A GUY HE CLOSELY RESEMBLES. IN BOTH APPEARANCE AND BEHAVIOR. WHOSE NAME I HAPPEN TO USE. A LOT MORE FREQUENTLY. THAN FUCKING 「KARKAT.」 UNFORTUNATELY FOR CHALKYKUN. THE BANNED TERM IS LOADBEARING. FOR MUCH OF THE BULLSHIT I GET UP TO. WHICH IS WHY. IN A DISPLAY OF SINCERE CONTRITION. NEVER TO BE REPEATED. I WILL BE EATING MY WORDS. LIVE ON GRUBTUBE. RIGHT NOW. LIKE AND GRUBSCRIBE.
:33 < AC has an impurrtant update on the incarceration of Karkitty Vantas and his associate who has b33n revealed to be Damara Megido!! :33 < I spoke to the subjects sepurrately, and they both gave valuable infurmation regarding the case! :33 < On the light of the 15th Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido were located at the Rusty Spade bar in downtown Outglutt. :33 < They were innocently perfurming an act of #YuriBait, when 3 higher blooded trolls accosted them. :33 < With no hope of ofurpowering them Karkat Vantas brought a knife to the fist fight in self defense! :33 < One of the offending trolls was injured. Mr. Vantas and Ms. Megido sustained some injuries during the struggle, and were they subsequently arrested fur assault with a deadly weapon, resisting culling, and several minor cullable offenses. :33 < The pair was detained by the Befuran Depurrtment of Culling and kept in a holding cell under bail of 612k Boondollars. :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out shortly after by a man that wishes to remain anyanimous, but Damara referred to him as Karkat's "Sugarculldaddy" and "paypig" when questioned. :33 < At this time Damara Megido is still in holding, with no sign of being bailed out. :33 < I have set up an interview with Mr. Vantas to get a d33per scoop. Stay tuned! #Drama #Jailbird #MogShot #KarkatVantas #Gossip #DamaraMegido #Update! #PusherBreaking #PayPig #SugarCullDaddy #CullDaddy #BefuranCulling #Viral
My ancest9r? Y9u are 96vi9usly mistaken. In case y9u haven't n9ticed, this pers9n is a lime6l99d. I am n9t. That he happens t9 share the same name as my dancest9r is either a c9incidence 9r a matter 9f alternate timeline hem9spectral discrepancies, 6ut I am *n9t* related t9 any tr9lls wh9 identify as lime and theref9re claim n9 relati9n t9 this tr9ll. Whether he "sh9uld have" 6een #6ef9ranCulled 9r n9t is n9ne 9f my 6usiness. #TimelineDiscrepancies #6l99dswaps #MistakenIdentity #N9wCanY9uSt9pTaggingMeInRand9mP9sts #ImTryingT9Enj9yAVacati9n
TOOK THE SHARKBEAST OUT TO PLAY. IF YOU ZOOM IN. YOU CAN SEE HIS SHORT LEASH. #CASTEGAP #LOWBLOOD4HIGHBLOOD #SHARKBAITING #GILLPLAY #THEPERFECTSUBSTANCE #CHILLYCHASER #SEADWELLERSATURDAY #WADING #PESCATARIAN
D --> I would like to post his bail D --> I will have the full amount delivered by case by my thirteen assistants clad in maidling outfits
D --> What is this
:33 < PURREAKING MEWS!! Karkat Vantas has b33n arrested and detained by the Befuran Department of Culling for Assault with a deadly weapon and resisting culling! :33 < Rumeowr states that Mr Vantas got into a bar fight, and we have no confurmed casualties. :33 < His social media platforms have b33n taken over by the Befuran Culling Department, and he is refusing questioning and interviews! :33 < His bail is set at 612,00 Boondollars, and as of yet none of that has b33n gathfured. :33 < We will continue to monitpurr the situation! :33 < If you know anything, do not hesitate to contact me! #Scandal #KarkatVantas #Arrested #BeforanCulling #Drama #Gossip #JailedCuties #MogShot #DontDropTheSoap
No dipshit they’re all equal that is the entire premise of the franchise. Friendship is Magic. Not “Honesty is Magic”. I’d argue each and every element of harmony can easily become unharmonious without the balance of the others.
｢megane-san's word of the yoru is... ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) kusoyaru!!｣ ｢(￣ー+￣) when someone is being meanies to boku on the internetto, megane-san deploys this word to ward off his kirainahito!｣ ｢"kusoyaru! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ)"｣ ｢(=｀ェ´=) everynyan, use this word and it will all be okie!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kusoyaru means "you piece of shit!" in east alternian! (｀∀´) those in glorious nippon developed this word to help ward off evil spirits, or kirainahito. it's an ancient east alternian swear that has protected megane's hive for generations... yoru means night]
>:(( < Hrrmph!!
:33 < I am smelling something fishy here Danklook! ;33 < Something purrhaps a little.... red? :OO < This could be the story of the perig33 if this breaks...!
D --> No D --> You misunderstand D --> And you will put down your writing paws immediately
I THINK YOU HAVE THAT COVERED FOR THE BOTH OF US, YOU FUCKING CRETIN.
TRYING TO KEEP MY EYE ON THE KARKATS ON THIS WEBSITE WHO ARE ACTUALLY WORTH A SINGLE OUNCE OF MY IRE REALLY IS A FULL TIME FUCKING JOB. YOU KNOW THAT I SAY THIS SHIT TO MAKE YOU BETTER, RIGHT? IF I DON'T INTERACT WITH YOU, PRESUME THAT EITHER YOU'RE A KARKAT WHO TOUCHES GRASS ENOUGH THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE *OR* (AND THIS ONE'S MORE LIKELY) I DISAPPROVE YOU SO WHOLLY THAT YOU ARE BENEATH MY SCORN. AND YES. YOU *SHOULD* BE ASHAMED.
:33 < Karkat Vantas detained by the Befurran Depurrtment of Corrections fur alleged fraud! :33 < S33n here posted to the "Mugshawtys" account for his handsome smoulder! M33oww!!
Oh, he~llo~~~. Did I catch you staring~? No, it's alright~. You can look~. Actually, these buns are for you~. Just a small to~ken of my thanks, for helping me reach 10k kult~. And there's even more in the oven~. Would you like a bite~? #Firm #Spongey #Yeasty #MyBuns #Gladibaker #MyVisage #Unedited #NoFilter #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/57a656e8457c~.png
didnt knoww you wwanted to schlang wwith me... wwoww im blushin really fannin myself as wwe speak
quad react dont read as a miss to me, but if you dont vwanna admit to it in public, thats fine by me. my dms are alvways open if you vwanna talk romcoms pal ;)
i can wvork vwith that. ahem. a pretty thing like you, posting pics like you do, especially wvhen a handsome highblood tells you to post em again? it screams cullbait. id take real good care of you babe. id keep you under lock and key at hivwe, vwith all sorts of cute outfits to try on, then evwery day wve could get comfy, put on a mowvie, let you drape yourself owver me on the couch. my hands vwould start wvandering, id pull you up on my lap, id start rubbing against you, nipping at your neck... id make sure youre fully avware vwhat a good lowvblood youre being, wvhat a good cullee, wvhat a good boy, wvhat a good girl, as i unwvrap you like a present. then its just a matter of making sure youre moaning ovwer all your fawvorite parts of the film so youwve gotta beg to wvatch it again tomorrovw. and wvhen my pretty lil vwards been so good, hovw could i ewver say no?
hey if youre not shlanging it maybe i oughta get in on some of that action.
coolscar literally isnt evwen cool, vwhy does he get to shlang it wvith the green one? #nsfwv
TOP T3N TH1NGS 4 BOTTOM WOULD S4Y NUMB3R 1:
wwhy is evveryone so surprised im actually strong just because its lean muscle doesnt mean it aint muscle i dont need people remarkin on it evvery time i do anything they assumed wwas out a my physical capabilities not unless theyre showwerin me wwith praise and compliments about it
｢(ФωФ) megane... san... can't... styop....... looking.... (ФωФ) kekekeke...｣
Why are you talking about love when you could be #mawposting this fine #VoreDay. The fuck is wrong with you.
D --> I believe I have angered a fair beauty D --> A foal I am D --> My suicide will be swift yet painful
D --> If I were a woman D --> Which I am not D --> Not that there is anything wrong with being a woman D --> As declared by a STRONG female tealb100d D --> I am an advocate D --> An ally D --> The model of a modern major feminist D --> An e%ample to follow for all who believe that a Beforan woman cannot do the same things as a Beforan man D --> Or Beforan they D --> (I include pronouns in my studies, of horse) D --> I do not remember where I was going to go with this
｢femboi. (〃´▽`)｣
YOU BOTH LOOK L1K3 YOUR R3SP3CT1V3 MUPP3TS 4ND TH4T 1S TH4T ON TH4T! NOW GO ST1CK YOUR H4NDS UP 34CH OTH3RS F3LT BUTTS >;)
that loathsome little rusty is onto somethin wwith that femboy friday business #femboyfootswweatfriday #nsfww
and to cleanse your feed heres another outcry for the lot of you to troll up and post the goods givve us hogs some truffles to snuffle #nsfww #toepostin
Or me when I don't care enough to memorize every8ody's dum8 quirks and tags. Half of you fuckers have the same quirk and the other half, I don't know, I guess I just don't care a8out. It's a8out EFFORT, genius, not a8ility.
butt.
I'm sure it vwas.
D --> I'm sure you do finish in a flash
D --> h D --> What did I say D --> Your blatant disregard for what I asked of you is D --> I will return D --> I have seven well fitted violet maidlings to hire
3> I'm going to supply arms and munitions to #Imperialforces Yep. I'm a #Royalist <3
sounds like an accurate read a the situation send it anywways maybe betwween my snickerin ill find it in me to offer wwords a sympathy or advvice
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
i'm actually not sexist because i believwe in equal opportunity. men are not exempt from being fat pieces of shit, either. just saying. #malefeminist
I have not been fisted. With all due respect, I don't want someone's fist up my ass. #nsfw
