

Eridan Ampora
@caligulaAscendit
sensitivve young man | classicist | philosopher | radical indivvidual | sophisticated intellectual | paragon a poetic grace | heartthrob a vvibrant young wwomen ((icon by @ratking-buffet))
|| OOC INTRODUCTION || Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. The LEVIATHAN. You are 13 sweeps old, ruthless commander of the IMPERIAL LEGION and HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION'S lap dog. Far gone are the halcyon days of your wigglerhood. If there was ever a doubt in your pusher about where your allegiance lies, it's long been smothered under the ashes of fallen federations. You have decimated whole galaxies in the name of THE EMPIRE. Despite your illustrious military career, your personal life remains unfulfilling. You are a ticking, MEGALOMANIACAL time bomb. No amount of imperial dinners can satiate the yawning chasm inside you that aches for companionship. But let's be real: if your fronds didn't like you before, they most certainly hate your abdominal sausages now. You have no bridges left to burn. In your free time, you bemoan your various CONCUPISCENT FAILURES in the form of circumlocutary, vitriolic chitts. You are proudly HEMOIST and fond of EXTREMIST IDEOLOGY, boasting a great love for the works of TROLL JULIUS EVOLA.
goin to the fangraperer sucks i dont wwant a big lug diggin around inside my protein chute an wwhile i GUESS wwouldnt mind a lady puttin her prongs in my mouth im not a fan a the wwhole female docterror thin anywway my nug hurts cause the bloody bastard made my fang orientin cables wway too tight howw am i supposed to concentrate on my incantation summoner session like this
alwways some ugly bitch wwith dyed hair talkin about her erect nipples on the tl wwhat happened to havvin convversations do folks still do that or has the paradigm shifted to flickin each other in the rock hard teats as a form a greetin troll hegel wwarned us about this #suggestivve
wwhich brings me to my next point not only are landdwwellers filthy dysgenic imperialcattle they dont knoww howw recyclin wworks for fucks sake its SO SIMPLE just put the plastics in the bin that says recyclin IT AINT THAT HARD sometimes ill go to the lowwblood side a outglut an separate their trash





















