♣ mediated by @caligulaAscendit
For a gutterblooded moron, perhaps. But for a man of your age, and your status it is pathetic to vwatch your collect little plastic figurines and images of fictional vwar machines. You havwe the funds for the real deal, Eridan. Start the collection if a real man.
your posture pole constantly astounds me man. pull at it from some directions and its ram rod straight, but a different direction and its a slinky.
untrue my brother eats worse than i do an can keep goin idk how he packs it all away his metabolisms crazy
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ H⭑nestly, ⚕ 𝑨m S⭑rt ☆f Hem⭑⚕st, 𝑨nd ⚕ D⭑ Enj⭑y Gen⭑c⚕de...⚕ Just D⚕sl⚕ke Publ⚕cly Express⚕ng ⚕t Bec𝒶use Pe⭑ple Tend T⭑ Judge Me 𝑨 L⭑t F⭑r ⚕t!
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Must Y⭑u D𝒶m𝒶ge My Reput𝒶t⚕⭑n L⚕ke Th⚕s?
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DONT BR1NG YOUR WW31GHT F3T1SH 1NTO TH1S M4N K33P 1T CL4SSY
cool it man, i still hawve a shot vwith this one and her wvife.
#nsfw u better say thank you or else https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/129a1a87b4ec.png
#brocode you dont evwen hawve quads so it couldnt happen anyvway.
0nly if y0u get nice and deep in my c0rners first
Hhh daddy
i still dont get the latex mummy look but badass pic bro.
wh♤tever my superior orders, /n♤tur♤lly./
if ONLY some w♤r h♤rdened prince w♤s willing to buy more feetpics from hornhub...
oh sh*t thats where my 1nv1te went, haha... k1nda messed up, but 1 th1nk 1 got the g1st };) #boysn1ght
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/ᐠ • ˕ •マ ?? < ARMLESS??? #IFTHATSYOURTHINGIGUESS #WHON33DSPRONGSWHENYOUHAVESTRUTPODS #SUGGESTIVE
out of the fellas? yeah, youre probably my favwe, sure kid.
I have a selection of heels you can choose to have your sea slug be crushed under. Again. No touching.
You're welcome. Religion is very much a touchy subject. I find it interesting how you reject these poles for their design choices by Asherath followers. Usually long vertical shapes often are interpreted as phallic. Like your harpoon gun.
and you see this as... a problem? thats wvhat youre describing to me? that this scenario youwve laid out here is a problem. or rather, its a problem that im avwoiding this. wvhat youwve said here. thats a problem. you think its a bad thing that im not going through this. is that wvhat im understanding here? is that takeawvay right? that youre saying its a problem?
࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! }*ᗣ*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
hawving sex vwith real life non-corpse vwomen vwho wvant to hawve sex wvith me #nsfvw
࣪⊹₊˚{ did you seriously just type out your smirk? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ or like. did you just type ""smirk"" at me like youre actually doing it when youre just staring at your husk going }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
SELF SABOTAGING BEHAVIOR. TO GO FOR A DISPOSABLE RAG. WHEN THERE ARE EQUALLY EXPENDABLE SCUMBLOODED SLUTS. READILY AVAILABLE FOR YOUR USE.
IF ONLY RANKY WERE HERE. THE THINGS WE WOULD PUT YOU THROUGH. WOULD ONLY QUALIFY AS SEX. TO THE MOST DISCERNING PERVERTS.
I'M JUST TRYING TO GUARD. YOUR PRECIOUS VIRTUE. AND. IN DOING SO. PROTECT THE QUALITY OF YOUR POSTS.
i vwould hope its not gold
make sure to spay and neuter your cronus. wvere wvirile as marlon brando in his prime. #nsfwv #surgery #medical-malpractice
i knowv ewverything lil bro
Good, I am glad you can see it nowv. To grovw into the strong man you are destined to be you need to be broken dowvn, and you need to rebuild yourself again.
i didnt post anythin actually if you think about it nothin that happens on this thread is real
Acceptable. Thank you Eridan. I hope you do realise the reason I hounded you, and only you is not vwithout reason.
Ok. Do let me know who wins THAT duel. No use putting money on it. I would hate to see the house edge your old man has on you.
You heard me, boy.
I should'vwe had you tested vwhen the chance vwas givwen.
I wvas half expecting some form of appreciation in regards to the human concept of father's day from my descendant, my son as he wvould be referred to wvhere I his human father. But I should knovw better than to get my hopes up in regards to you, nowv isn't that right, @caligulaAscendit ? #fathersday #malelususappreciationday
lowvbloods really are cute. still not totally sure on wvhether shes a bronze or a rust though?
we should m♤ke br♤ckets.
Might start l00king int0 it. Wh0 else is g0ing t0 match y0ur freak?
~⠀ ~#nsfw~
D0nt enable him
So proud of you for taking steps to better yourself! <3
fuckkkkkk lowkƐy can i gƐt somƐ of that toƐ jam park that shit ovƐr at my hivƐ rn capt’n
THE ROYAL DOGS ON THE TL FOR FREEEEEEEM
his t♤lons ♤re well trimmed.
At least I never posted toes..... At least I never did that. #thebillsaintthathigh
the sad thing is i have seen him post SO much worse
not gonna lie struggling to care about the footposting in either direction. they're feet! relax! but also they're feet. relax. like. i can't care. it's like going "OH THE ANKLES".
< YOU GOT ME MIXED UP MOTHERFUCKER. OTHER KURLOZES MIGHT, BUT I FIND THEM TO BE FUNNY MOTHERFUCKERS. KILLED MINE TOO; HE'S FINE NOW, OF COURSE, BUT HE WAS FUNNY UNTIL HE WASN'T. :o) >
Good save. You've got your foot in the door, definitely. Give me ((and mun)) a couple hours to mull you over. Oh, and stop listening to Cronus. He wouldn't know a pussy from a fish taco.
O contraire! We sprites-squared regain our lower half upon our third prototyping. And you would not *believe* what I've got down there. ;3 #suggestive
*i* teed you *up*, you tossed the club awvay, ran up to it like wvere playing kickball in gym class, missed entirely, fell onto your ass, then pissed yourself a bit
congrats bud this is the vworst anyones evwer done it
I am still so, so proud of you
@caligulaascendit im putting you in, use ewverything ivwe taught you tiger
im getting a degree in bioengineering! hooray women!
hey can you link me that aradia so i knowv vwhat to avwoid
oooooooo soo hAmndsome :) sooo bAdAss n strrong
Good on ya lad. I hope you havwve felled biggest beasts since then. This is far from my largest catches but it did put up a fight.
i should run a brothel or something, im like the pied piper of pussy #nsfvw
babe, if Yoч;re treasчrin Yoчr shite over real people, we need to talk
Exactly. You are my blood. It wvould be a tragic wvaste to see my bloodline snuffed out because of one sad man that cannot copulate wvith another and decides instead to paint the ceiling vwviolet. #suggestivwve #vwviolent
NO. NO. IT WASN’T FEMINIST AT ALL. THE WOMAN DOESN’T MAKE ANY DECISIONS. ALMOST THE WHOLE TIME. AND SHE’S HOT. AND THERE IS FULL FRONTAL. TRUST ME. IF IT WAS FEMINIST. I WOULD NOT HAVE ENJOYED IT.
==> Actually I think I kind of like the way you speak now that I've read a few CHITTS. It's like if someone mixed up 6 sweep old you with 6 sweep old Karkat, and then left the wriggler in the library to germinate.
Good evening. I understand that a number of you have been enjoying yourselves. This is, by itself, neither objectionable nor surprising. Enjoyment is one of the more common responses produced by creatures who have not yet been given enough information. You are free to enjoy yourselves. You are free to speak, posture, flirt, boast, conspire, speculate, and reassure one another that the world you inhabit will continue to possess the kind of sturdy, friendly architecture that will support your little lives indefinitely. It does not. But please do not mistake this for a warning. A warning will imply that there is a possibility of useful adjustment. I am not here to spare you from anything. I am here to clarify the space that you are already standing in. There is a particular kind of silence that occurs before you notice the step missing beneath your foot as you swiftly descend. It is not the silence of anticipation. It is the small, private, impossible interval in which the body has already understood what the mind will only be permitted to learn afterward. Many of you are living in that interval. Some of you have noticed. Most of you have not. This is normal. You have trained yourselves to be comfortable in this unease. It is a malfunction of yours, a minor digestive complaint. A poorly slept night as a consequence of too much light from your screen, too little water, an unreturned message, an unfortunately phrased sentence, loose thread in your garment. You have become an expert at numbing yourself to the inconvenience of pain. You are excellent at sanding omens down into these inconveniences. You have, through long practice, become experts at failing to recognize the obvious. This, too, is not your fault. Fault is such a sentimental concept. It does the duty of imagining someone could do something different as well. I find it more useful to divide events into categories. Namely, two specific categories. The events that have happened, and those which are waiting for you. You may consider yourselves as peering into the second category now. You have all had the experience, I am sure, of entering a room and forgetting why you came there. An ordinary lapse. A charming defect of memory that you have delightfully left for me. For a moment, you stand in the doorway. Your expression is vacant, mildly embarrassed, and searching the empty shelves of your mind for any small errand that guided your body across the house. How funny it would be if that sensation were not a failure of memory at all. How funny it would be if the thought had arrived precisely on time, found you unprepared, and left again. How funny it would be if a great many of your forgotten thoughts were not forgotten, but removed. There is no need to check. You would not know what to look for. It is endearing. You may continue. The delightful thing about guilt is that it does not require accuracy. It only requires a surface to adhere to. Give a person a sufficiently polished mirror and they will punish themselves for the reflection. Please, take your time. Whether some small cruelty, embarrassment, weakness, or appetite has finally been noticed by someone with the manners not to mention it directly. I do not need to know every secret you have kept. I only need to know that the secret changed the way you sit in a room. I do not need to know what you regret. I only need to know that you have practiced the conversation in which you are forgiven, and that no version of it has ever satisfied you. There. You see how little is required? I assure you, it is. For now. Do not misunderstand me. Nothing dramatic is happening. That is precisely the point. What approaches you will not necessarily be dramatic. It may arrive as a mild correction. A misplaced object. An account you cannot access. A name said in the wrong tone. A door that should not be open. A reply that takes too long. A familiar person behaving with a degree of precision you cannot comfortably explain. A sentence you are certain you have read before. A sentence you are certain you have read before. A sentence you are certain you have read before. No, that was not clever. It was only accurate. You should be wary of accuracy. Many of you mistake it for precision. A sharpened blade my be precise, but tossed off target is inaccurate. I have always admired the talent people possess for continuing. It is nearly beautiful. And still, every so often, something slips. A gap opens behind the familiar. For half a second, you perceive the machinery. Then the feeling passes. The colors return. The conversation resumes. Someone makes a joke. Someone posts a picture. Someone says, with the immense courage of the doomed, that things are probably fine. They are not probably fine. You may dislike the destination. That is allowed. A character’s feelings about the ending are rarely consulted by the ending. Some of you will respond to this with humor. This is also normal. Humor is one of the more efficient tools for placing distance between yourself and recognition. A joke says: I have seen the blade, and by naming it ridiculous, I have made it less sharp. A charming superstition. Some will insist they feel nothing at all. These are often my favorites. There is a special vanity in numbness. The belief that a locked door is the same thing as an empty room. The belief that because the alarm is not audible, there is no fire. The belief that the absence of panic indicates strength, rather than a delay in the delivery of bad news. Fear makes you run. Discomfort makes you check. Check the door. Check the message. Check whether the light in the hall has always made that sound. Check whether the person you trust used that exact phrasing before. Check whether you locked the thing you remember locking. Check whether you are breathing manually now. There you are. Not frightened. Merely attentive. Attention is the beginning of obedience. You may object to that statement, of course. You may insist that attention is neutral. A tool. A faculty. A light one directs freely upon the world. Very well. Turn it off. Stop noticing. Stop rereading. Stop wondering why a post that contains no threat has begun to feel like one. You may stop at any time. I will not prevent you. That would be unnecessary. The most reliable compulsions are the ones people mistake for choices. I should also clarify that nothing in this post is hidden. There is no cipher, no acrostic, no delightful little trapdoor through which a clever reader may descend and discover the “real” message. That would be far too generous. Hidden messages flatter the audience. They imply that discovery changes the outcome. This is the real message. You are not missing something. You are noticing it. That is worse. A secret can be solved. A truth can only be endured.
｢ai-chan is a real girl. (´；ω；`) megane-san takes her paledoll to cupe mainichi. (／_;)/｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mainichi means everyday! (。･´д`･。) ahhh~ maybe eri-chan will feel better with a paledoll (*￣∇￣) or a plapdoll! ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ]
nAh mAn, I KnOw yEr rEaL ClAsSy, Kk tOlD Me a fEw tHiNgS In pAsSiNg (O: pRoBs wOn't wOrK BuT AiN'T No bUlGe oR NoThIn.
You have quite the elegant snout youre like a well heeled borzoi.
was waiting for you to post a new pic before roasting like you wanted so bad. this is unfair, what can i even say? you look like a digital reconstruction of an incomplete set of bones that they shrinkwrapprd the skin around, but they tossed a few jello cups in there for good measure. whats that little bit in the lower right there. too low to be your ass. you wearing a tail big boy? my understanding is that the purple ones are supposed to be rich, but that cant be right. you cant even afford glass, youve got those things sized perfectly to fit into your sunken eye sockets, not a fraction of cent spent more than you had to. how are you baring two armpits while showing just one side? or did someone suck the jello out of your titty cup? your head fins look like youve been swimming in a shitty local crick. not a creek, the locals call it a crick, thats how you know its polluted to hell. your horns look like what i assume your alien penises look like. all the effort put into your presentation and you still have hairs hanging out of place in your face. im done, i cant feed into your humiliation fetish anymore, i dont wanna know what it looks like when you cream your ugly little britches #nsfw
Take your time. Though, perhaps we should discuss this in a less public forum if you are genuine about the pursuit. I could, of course, do much to prove the existence of magic, but I won't. Much akin to why we do not simply go back and give Neanderthals firearms.
seems like my #cagttl has been givwing me more success than wvhatewver playbook youre followving novw. at least i understand that evwen the loser gals need a bit more finesse than saying "hey vwanna fuck?" until they change their minds. i cant believwe youvwe got me defending the purity and honor of this jackass, but here vwe are. i knowv that the clowvns tend to be pan-addled at best, but scoot along, go try to shovwe your face into some other fellas anemone. #nsfvw
nAh mAn i'm tRyInG To gEt hIm iN My hOlEs, SeTtLeD FoR LiKe tOrTuRiNg hIm iN HiS DrEaMs cAuSe hE PiSsEd mE OfF Or wHaTeVeR. tHiS AbOuT YoU AnD FuCkInG DoG GiRlS BrOtHa
Hm, so you don't reserve that name only for I? Do you not forget our exchanged words during the war of your kin? Shame.
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[#nudes #nsfwv #smut #vwanilla #vwholesome #boobs #bulge #greaseraesthetic #ifyouknowvme #dontlookatmynudesplease #formyovwncomfort #andemotionalandmentalwvellbeing] (( #notgay #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl #sufferer #thesufferer #bucket #culling #lusus #lusii #cwv-lusus #imposter #the-imposter #slurry ))
OH my, to be culled by aa highblood? HOw exciting!
Picky, picky.
i hope the fish freaks that were publicly pitchflirting yesterday have public pitch sex for us too ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
cAn yOu sToP BeInG So fUcKiNg fUnNy. It rEaLlY PiSsEs mE ThE FuCk oFf. )o:
⊹₊˚{ huhhhh? whaaaat???? do what on purpose? sorry, i thought chicks that like, discourse markers or whatever were stupid! so i cant answer that! }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
fucked up n evil 2 b killin a slug jst bc u think some1 is hot
fUCK OFF MAN,
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you gotta face it kid. nice guys like you finish last. iwve embraced being a douche. #niceguysfinishlast
W)(y are you not saying t)(e species of t)(e animal. T)(e MARIN——--E LIF——-E T)(AT YOU AR--E R-F--ER--ENCING????? 38|
easy tigershark im just yankin your flipper i swwear kar and me are the palest a bros you evver seen i got no designs on his tootsies i swwear it on the sandals a troll nero
yEAH, tHAT IS PROBABLY THE BEST ANSWER, yOU COULD HAVE GIVEN OUT OF THE MAYBE, fOUR AND POTENTIALLY FIVE IF WE STRETCH IT, pOSSIBILITIES, i MEAN WE ALL LOVE YOUR, pLAYFUL GENOCIDAL HATRED OF, aLL LANDDWELLERS THAT IS LIKE, a CHARMING CHARACTER QUIRK,
Brother, you are NOT the moon. You LIVE there. Are you daft???? Once we rogaine you up, Eri, you'll get that Derpina. You will.
HAVE YOU TRIED EXACTING MASSIVELY DISPROPORTIONATE. LIFE RUINING REVENGE. THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. WHEN I AM SUCCUMBING TO THE URGE. TO POST LIKE A TEEN GIRL.
- TAKE IT PLEASE TAKE IT ALL
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/BVYMTDVW/IMAGE.PNG IT'S PERHAPS A LITTLE EARLY FOR LUSUSDAY PART TWO. BUT IT'S NEVER A BAD TIME FOR #WORKPOSTING. BEHOLD THE MOST FEARSOME. TERRIFYING. DEADLY. TWISTED. #OPPRESSIVE. #EVIL. SADISTIC. VIOLENT. CUNNING. LYING. CHEATING. BETRAYING. SOULLESS. #ABUSE IVE. WICKED. MONSTER EVER TO SET FOOT ON ALTERNIA. ISN'T SHE DARLING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THAT'S ME. AND THE HORRORS I AM CAPABLE OF. ARE MAYBE. UP TO FIFTY PERCENT DUE TO. THE FLAWLESS. UNIMPEACHABLE. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BASED REARING. OF THE ARCHITECT OF ARMAGEDDON. THE CEO OF CAUSALITY. THE FAUST WITH THE MAUST. MY #BOSSMAN. @SCRATCHDOCTOR
｢kekeke~ is ai-chan heavenly faps??♪(´ε｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujin contains #nsfw content! faps means using your sinprongs... kekeke~~ (； ･`ω･´)]
tappin in to submit that i nevver been killed in more invventivve and horrifyin wways than in the uncommon circumstance wwhich this condemnable gutterwwench has bested me in our regular duels i used to think chainsawws wwere a traumatizin subject but noww im ovver it and its chopsticks i cant stomach a look at before i get aquivverin got me in the east alternian hibachi restaurants lookin like a fuckin chud stabbin my sashimi wwith a fork
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent actually gotten around to testing her out. from wvhat iwve seen, either you say youll kiss a boy wvhile she sits in the cuck chair, then you tvwo fellas spitroast her (if your balls dont touch and you dont make eye contact then its #notgay) or you just say some real horny shit to her and she goes for it. i think shes the type thats desperate for any sorta attention, just look at that vwhole felt business. your mileage may vwary on all this, like i said, untested. novw onto the real data. aradias are an eclectic bunch. ecletic? lots of different sorts. most basic type is the dress up doll. shes fashionable, shes swveet, she probably wvants to call you sir or daddy. shell giggle at your jokes and get properly flustered from flirting, but she aint a full on b wvord like the roxies. shes kinda hard to pin dovwn, metaphorically anywvays. shell take more shit than most, wvhich is fun, and shell definitely adore being pushed around a bit, wverbally, emotionally, and physically. majority of the time, casteplay stuff wvill wvork. sometimes ill ewven just make stuff up about biology and shell buy into it, lotsa fun. you cant go vwrong vwith the aradia chassis, but theres more complex out there. next wve got the freaks and wveirdos. theyre usually smiling wvide, and if not theyre a ghost, but like, ghostier than the rest of us ghosts? i newver really got it. kinda cold for my taste, literally, but its still pretty hot. these ones are trying to be off-putting. my strat here has alvways been to stonevwall em. they vwanna be creepy? compliment their tits. they say something totally unhinged? smile and nod as you start groping em. throwv em off their game. shes not gonna be used to this, so take adwvantage of it. make her feel beautiful, vwanted, and make it a novwel experience. aradias hawve seen it all, you hawve to be interesting, ewven if theyre off their rhythm. i like to turn up the disrespect on these ones sometimes, treat em more like a doll than the dress up doll aradias. make her understand that no matter hovw quirky and manic pixie or spooky shes trying to be, shes still a sex object at the end of the night. make her melt into wvhat you can giwve her. casteplay can either be your in, or something you pull vwhen its too late for her to back out. gotta giwve a special mention to the bots, of course. for howv many there are, i dont see em that often, but like... vwe all knowv zahhaks are perwverts, right? the bots look fantastic, and if you can grab hold of one long enough for a chat, they aint usually too hard to break. the ones that are gonna givwe you the time of night are basically already sexbots, so treat em like that, they lowve it. objectify em, make em feel useful, maybe slip in a hint that you might see em like a real person, but dont wvorry, they aint. be careful vwith that last bit though, i remember one vwho got like, really really into the utility aspect, the idea that id vwanna keep her evwen though she knevw she vwasnt a person, so like... either vway, make her understand howv much you wvant her. just dont get in the bath vwith her, trust me on this. novw that i think about it, should also mention that aradias might be the most likely gals to go for threesomes. like, theres the time clone stuff obvwiously, if you get one thats really into you she might treat you, but im talking vwith entire other babes. you can get a megido sandwvich, or you might get lil peixes in there, those are the ones i usually land. dont go in hoping for this, but dont let the chance slip by. and to reiterate, for any aradia: youre the highblood here if youre any better than rust. make sure she knovws it. ivwe nevwer met an aradia vwho wvanted to be in control wvho didnt break at the slightest push. maybe dont try vwith the black hole aradia though, shes super horny but also real scary. thats hovw all megidos are but shes the most extreme ivwe seen in both categories (sorry damz </3 ) rating the rustie bod: holy shit her body is crazy. aradias range from slimthicc to full on curvwy and i lowve em for it. they tend to be real sensitiwve too. 10/10 vwariety: theres a vwhole lot you can get from an aradia. some people might get bored of the caste dynamics, but not me. the vweirdos are especially a lotta fun. 10/10 ease: usually all it takes is a push, aradias are nevwer a fight. might hawve a slightly harder time vwith the ghosts, but she makes it vworth it. 9/10 personality: evwen the boring ones are fun because you can put em in their place, and the manic pixie dream girls and the goth ghosts add some spice. i could newver get tired of banting wvith an aradia. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. definitely a contender for my fawvorite gal out there in paradox space. fun to squeeze, fun to talk to, fun to put dovwn, fun to pail. rosie is our closest match so far. any aradias out there vwith a lack of self-respect and a thing for highbloods, my dms are thatavway <3 0u0
CAN WE GET SOME CRITICAL ACCLAIM. SATISFIED CUSTOMERS. PROFESSIONAL REFERENCES. REVIEWS. AND ENDORSEMENTS. SO THAT THE ESTEEMED PRINCEL MAY REST ASSURED. THAT NOT ONLY DID I INVENT OPPRESSION. DISCRIMINATION. AND SUFFERING AS YOU KNOW IT. I WENT ON TO PERFECT EACH OF THOSE NOBLE ARTS. @CALIBORN @WOEGOTHIC @SCRATCHDOCTOR @TACITURNTERROR @CALIGULASAQUARIUM @AENEASCALDARIUM URGENT. TIME SENSITIVE WORK RELATED TASK. EVERYBODY AGREE ABOUT HOW HATEFUL I AM. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
IT'S LIKE PROSE POETRY. WRITTEN BY A PALE AND WITHERED CAVE CREATURE. WHO SHRINKS FROM THE MOONLIGHT. AS WELL AS THE TOUCH OF ANY LIVING THING. YOU ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL. IN THE ANCIENT TIMES. THEY WOULD HAVE STUCK YOU IN A MONASTERY. WITH LIMITLESS CALLIGRAPHY SUPPLIES. AND NO WOMEN AT ALL. ZERO. NONE.
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
doublin dowwn noww that my comrade in arms eridan ampora prime admonished himself a the boundless potential of the righteous fuckin sciences evver since goin FRAUD TIER spewwin godawwful balderdash that magic is real ITS NOT
Any0ne selling xannies #substances
Also, #FishingFriday was yesterday. Save your transparent maneuvers for next week.
HEY MAN. UH. YEAH. THANKS. I THINK I'M. LIKE. GOOD? ON THAT? THANKS. YEAH.
w0w. s0 n0t 0nly d0 y0u want t0 desecrate my mangled c0rpse, y0u'll 0nly d0 it if i'm n0t int0 it?? y0u're fucked up. i knew y0u g0t 0ff t0 my misery but this is sick and twisted even f0r y0u.
ehh, that's n0t d0ing it f0r me. g0 back t0 talking ab0ut h0w y0u were g0nna behead me and use my skull, that was fun.
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I HATE THIS, AND I HATE THAT YOU STILL LIED ABOUT YOUR TOE FETISH. "WASN'T READY" AND HERE THIS FUCKING SHIT IS.
the zaza got me speaking esperanto. just kidding godtier at a (ertain level means i (an speak and understand ever7one. #substan(es
I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT CONFESSIONS BEING AN EXPULSION OF WEAPONIZED EMOTIONAL VOMIT. THIS IS THE SCREAM OF A DYING STAR. THIS IS THE ECLIPSE OF A SOLAR GIANT, THE SWAN SONG OF AN INSUFFERABLE PHILOSOFUCKER AND HIS UNDYING PASSION FOR BIG, FAT RUMBLESPHERES. I HATE THAT YOU MOVED ME TO TEARS WITH THIS. FUCK YOU. REALLY. I MEAN IT THIS TIME.
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: STOP FUCKING CONFESSING THINGS. IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT I'M REFERRING TO, HERE. I WANT TO BE CLEAR — I AM NOT JUMPING ON THIS BANDSCUTTLER JUST TO FLOG A DEAD HOOFBEAST. I'M HERE TO *HELP* YOU, YOU JITTERING, SPINELESS FLUSTERMAGGOTS. THERE IS A REASON THAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS SUCH BLISTERING HOT SHIT TO FLING AT THIS PHENOMENON, AND IT'S FOR A REASON, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. SPEAKING OF THE VIOLENT EXPULSION OF CAUSTIC FLUIDS FROM THE BODY, THAT IS WHAT CONFESSION IS. A HIGH-PRESSURE STREAM OF INORDINATE VOLUME, HURTLING THROUGH THE FLESHY FIRE HOSE OF A POOR, CHITINLESS SAP WHO HAS *NO* IDEA HOW TO BRIDGE THE ABSOLUTELY STYGIAN GULF BETWEEN ZERO AND A HUNDRED. IT IS EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE. OR, FUNCTIONALLY SPEAKING, TOO MUCH AT ONCE. HERE'S SOME GENUINE, HONEST ADVICE: JUST FLIRT. FLIRT FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE, WHICH WILL, FOR MANY OF YOU, EVENTUALLY END. AND I HOPE IT FUCKING DOES. BECAUSE MAYBE IT WOULD PUT A HEALTHY MODICUM OF URGENCY ON YOUR PATHETIC, WAFFLING PLANS TO *STUMBLE* INTO THE VICINITY OF YOUR CRUSH AND WATCH EVERYTHING MAGICALLY FALL INTO PLACE FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU WOULD FUNDAMENTALLY RATHER *DIE* THAN RISK DOING ANYTHING WHATSOEVER. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ELABORATE, AND IT MOST FUCKING *CERTAINLY* DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ON MAIN. MY BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS WILL THANK YOU SINCERELY IF IT'S NOT. KNOCK ON SOMEONE'S DMS. SEE IF THEY LET YOU IN, OR LEAVE YOU STANDING AT THE DOOR WITH THE FLIES BUZZING AROUND YOU IN THE ODOROUS SHAME OF REJECTION. AND I WANT TO SPECIFY *VERY* FUCKING HARD, RIGHT NOW: *KNOCK.* DON'T JUST BARGE IN LIKE THE FUCKING KROOL-AID MAN. TRY A SHORT, SINCERE COMPLIMENT, OR A SCATHING OBSERVATION, OR IF YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING ELSE IN YOUR HOLLOW, VAPID PUMP BISCUIT TO TRANSMUTE INTO A RESPECTABLE NOD, JUST APPROACH WITH YOUR PERSONAL ITERATION OF "HELLO." IT'S THE BREAD SANDWICH OF APPROACHES. IT'S A PIE WITH NO FILLING. IT'S AN OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT BUN WITH NO. FUCKING. OBLONG. MEAT. PRODUCT. BUT IT IS SOMETHING. AND IF YOU'RE READING THIS, SPEWING SWEAT AND TEARS FROM EVERY GANGRENOUS PORE BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED TOO STIFF TO TYPE ANY OPTION ABOVE, AND YOU'RE BICKERING BACK AND FORTH WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS DEBATING WHETHER TO DO IT OR NOT: DO IT. DO IT, YOU BEAUTIFUL, WHIMPERING SNOTROCKET. SEND THAT TEXT. FAUX THAT FUCKING PAS. FACE THAT REJECTION DYSPHORIA LIKE A MARTIAL CATHARTIST BREAKS A CERAMIC TILE IN HALF WITH THEIR FUCKING NUGBONE. IF YOU NEEDED AN EXCUSE, THIS IS IT. THE LEADER OF THE TROLL KINGDOM EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU TO, ON PAIN OF MY RIGHTEOUS FURY. IT'S MY FAULT. I CAN BEAR THAT FOR YOU. YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS. #CONSIDERTHIS: DON'T GET IN THE COMMENTS. GET IN THEIR DMS. RIDE ON, YOU SHITHIVE SLIMECOMET.
"= are you okay you're posting a lot. go. to work. go to your empire assigned job. ="
Women constantly struggle to fill caliginous quadrants in a society where men are seen as infinitely more "hateable." Where women are told they are all "queens" and "goddesses" and "gifts to trollkind." I'm not saying men have it easier. EXcept that is eXactly what I'm saying in this case. Give perfectly detestable women a chance. #nsfw #GenderPolitics - MC Oleana
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aNd mIrTh! LeTs nOt fOrGeT ThE MiRtH.
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WELL, IN THAT CASE, SORRY FOR SAYING YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE SHITTY ICE CREAM. I CAN PASS YOUR MESSAGE ALONG, BUT HE'S GOING TO REALIZE I HAVE HIS PALMHUSK AS SOON AS I DO.
its vwhat im saying man! nothing good comes from em. like, my captor, dude gets mad wvhen i hit on his gal. like cmon bro, hawve you tried havwing a gal vwhos actually in your league? sheesh
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alreedy did a coddamn caste tierlist like day one a dis site but if ya missed it 3B-) #repost )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/a58c1170daf3.png
W)(at t)(e fluke am I reading?
yeah ivwe been there before
Don't pout. To the victors, the spoils, and all that nonsense.
OMC! Are we rooting for Baldidan?
wwhat hey come on that aint true its not ovver youre thirteen thirteen is young
you agreed vwith me first fuck you man #amporaemnity
this is awwful garbage but if it keeps you dogs in line then wwho cares if a couple princes get their rocks off before goin into the great beyond
Plants a bomb at the #eridanwar killing them all and freeing the rest of us from them
in terms of the #EridAnwar, lEavE me OUt of it, but if yOU can't for sOmE rEasOn, i will ExclusivEly back whOevEr is wInnIng
DIE.
"= low key cool. i've been prone. to an explosion or two. NOT going to ask what you were demolishing though, that's more than enough info out of you. ="
I think that was already implicitly implied. Glad to know you remain subject to my merciless wit.
@SCRATCHDOCTOR I NEED A PROFESSIONAL REFERENCE. COME TELL THIS DOUBTER. WHAT A GOOD JOB I DO. CLEANING HIVES. GIVING GUTTERBLOODS A BAD NAME. RIPPING HOLES IN THE FABRIC OF TIME. AND. OF COURSE. PERFORMING THE KINDS OF #TORTURES. EXPUNGED FROM THE HISTORICAL RECORD. BY EVEN THE MOST SADISTIC ANCIENTS.
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ごめんなさい、私って本当に不器用だわ！
If you know, you know. 38P #glubglubglub
its so ovver for me
#NSFWE #NSFW I SAID ID POST A DRABBLE BUT NEVER WHEN, HOPE YOURE AWAKE TEREZI OR THIS IS GETTING BURRIED. ITS SIMILAR TO A POST I MADE BEFORE ABOUT SOMEONE SHOVING THEIR TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT BUT A BIRD WAS ALSO TALKING ABOUT PRYING SOMEONES MOUTH OPEN "SEXUAL STYLE" SOMEONE HARSHY GRABBING YOU BY YOUR JAW, PULLING YOU CLOSER AND HAVING MOCKERY DRIP FROM EVERY FUCKING WORD THEY SAY AS THEY SHOVE THEIR THUMB IN YOUR MOUTH TO SEE YOUR TEETH OR SOME FUCKING REASON THEY THOUGHT IT OKAY. GETTING TIRED OF YOUR SQUIRMING - BECAUSE WHO WOULDN'T BE SQUIRMING AFTER FEELING LIKE AN OGGLED EXPERIMENT? - THEY REMOVED THEIR FINGERS AND QUE SOME TALKING IMAGINE WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT AND YOURE NOT PAYING ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU CAN STILL TASTE THE SKIN THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN YOUR MOUTH AND SOMEHOW THEY GRAB YOU BY THE BASE OF YOUR NECK AND SHOVE THEIR TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND END SCENE BECAUSE IM NOT AN ACTUAL FUCKING WRITER YOU DONT GET NEAT WRITING
:33 < no im fine!! :33 < mew know what.. fine ok id love to s33 what type of fashion you think would fit me
lowkey thought you were metrosexual with that scarf dude
Also why the hell are you using light mode. You disgust me.