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you gotta face it kid. nice guys like you finish last. iwve embraced being a douche. #niceguysfinishlast
W)(y are you not saying t)(e species of t)(e animal. T)(e MARIN——--E LIF——-E T)(AT YOU AR--E R-F--ER--ENCING????? 38|

easy tigershark im just yankin your flipper i swwear kar and me are the palest a bros you evver seen i got no designs on his tootsies i swwear it on the sandals a troll nero

yEAH, tHAT IS PROBABLY THE BEST ANSWER, yOU COULD HAVE GIVEN OUT OF THE MAYBE, fOUR AND POTENTIALLY FIVE IF WE STRETCH IT, pOSSIBILITIES, i MEAN WE ALL LOVE YOUR, pLAYFUL GENOCIDAL HATRED OF, aLL LANDDWELLERS THAT IS LIKE, a CHARMING CHARACTER QUIRK,

Brother, you are NOT the moon. You LIVE there. Are you daft???? Once we rogaine you up, Eri, you'll get that Derpina. You will.
HAVE YOU TRIED EXACTING MASSIVELY DISPROPORTIONATE. LIFE RUINING REVENGE. THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. WHEN I AM SUCCUMBING TO THE URGE. TO POST LIKE A TEEN GIRL.
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HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/BVYMTDVW/IMAGE.PNG IT'S PERHAPS A LITTLE EARLY FOR LUSUSDAY PART TWO. BUT IT'S NEVER A BAD TIME FOR #WORKPOSTING. BEHOLD THE MOST FEARSOME. TERRIFYING. DEADLY. TWISTED. #OPPRESSIVE. #EVIL. SADISTIC. VIOLENT. CUNNING. LYING. CHEATING. BETRAYING. SOULLESS. #ABUSE IVE. WICKED. MONSTER EVER TO SET FOOT ON ALTERNIA. ISN'T SHE DARLING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THAT'S ME. AND THE HORRORS I AM CAPABLE OF. ARE MAYBE. UP TO FIFTY PERCENT DUE TO. THE FLAWLESS. UNIMPEACHABLE. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BASED REARING. OF THE ARCHITECT OF ARMAGEDDON. THE CEO OF CAUSALITY. THE FAUST WITH THE MAUST. MY #BOSSMAN. @SCRATCHDOCTOR

tappin in to submit that i nevver been killed in more invventivve and horrifyin wways than in the uncommon circumstance wwhich this condemnable gutterwwench has bested me in our regular duels i used to think chainsawws wwere a traumatizin subject but noww im ovver it and its chopsticks i cant stomach a look at before i get aquivverin got me in the east alternian hibachi restaurants lookin like a fuckin chud stabbin my sashimi wwith a fork

cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent actually gotten around to testing her out. from wvhat iwve seen, either you say youll kiss a boy wvhile she sits in the cuck chair, then you tvwo fellas spitroast her (if your balls dont touch and you dont make eye contact then its #notgay) or you just say some real horny shit to her and she goes for it. i think shes the type thats desperate for any sorta attention, just look at that vwhole felt business. your mileage may vwary on all this, like i said, untested. novw onto the real data. aradias are an eclectic bunch. ecletic? lots of different sorts. most basic type is the dress up doll. shes fashionable, shes swveet, she probably wvants to call you sir or daddy. shell giggle at your jokes and get properly flustered from flirting, but she aint a full on b wvord like the roxies. shes kinda hard to pin dovwn, metaphorically anywvays. shell take more shit than most, wvhich is fun, and shell definitely adore being pushed around a bit, wverbally, emotionally, and physically. majority of the time, casteplay stuff wvill wvork. sometimes ill ewven just make stuff up about biology and shell buy into it, lotsa fun. you cant go vwrong vwith the aradia chassis, but theres more complex out there. next wve got the freaks and wveirdos. theyre usually smiling wvide, and if not theyre a ghost, but like, ghostier than the rest of us ghosts? i newver really got it. kinda cold for my taste, literally, but its still pretty hot. these ones are trying to be off-putting. my strat here has alvways been to stonevwall em. they vwanna be creepy? compliment their tits. they say something totally unhinged? smile and nod as you start groping em. throwv em off their game. shes not gonna be used to this, so take adwvantage of it. make her feel beautiful, vwanted, and make it a novwel experience. aradias hawve seen it all, you hawve to be interesting, ewven if theyre off their rhythm. i like to turn up the disrespect on these ones sometimes, treat em more like a doll than the dress up doll aradias. make her understand that no matter hovw quirky and manic pixie or spooky shes trying to be, shes still a sex object at the end of the night. make her melt into wvhat you can giwve her. casteplay can either be your in, or something you pull vwhen its too late for her to back out. gotta giwve a special mention to the bots, of course. for howv many there are, i dont see em that often, but like... vwe all knowv zahhaks are perwverts, right? the bots look fantastic, and if you can grab hold of one long enough for a chat, they aint usually too hard to break. the ones that are gonna givwe you the time of night are basically already sexbots, so treat em like that, they lowve it. objectify em, make em feel useful, maybe slip in a hint that you might see em like a real person, but dont wvorry, they aint. be careful vwith that last bit though, i remember one vwho got like, really really into the utility aspect, the idea that id vwanna keep her evwen though she knevw she vwasnt a person, so like... either vway, make her understand howv much you wvant her. just dont get in the bath vwith her, trust me on this. novw that i think about it, should also mention that aradias might be the most likely gals to go for threesomes. like, theres the time clone stuff obvwiously, if you get one thats really into you she might treat you, but im talking vwith entire other babes. you can get a megido sandwvich, or you might get lil peixes in there, those are the ones i usually land. dont go in hoping for this, but dont let the chance slip by. and to reiterate, for any aradia: youre the highblood here if youre any better than rust. make sure she knovws it. ivwe nevwer met an aradia vwho wvanted to be in control wvho didnt break at the slightest push. maybe dont try vwith the black hole aradia though, shes super horny but also real scary. thats hovw all megidos are but shes the most extreme ivwe seen in both categories (sorry damz </3 ) rating the rustie bod: holy shit her body is crazy. aradias range from slimthicc to full on curvwy and i lowve em for it. they tend to be real sensitiwve too. 10/10 vwariety: theres a vwhole lot you can get from an aradia. some people might get bored of the caste dynamics, but not me. the vweirdos are especially a lotta fun. 10/10 ease: usually all it takes is a push, aradias are nevwer a fight. might hawve a slightly harder time vwith the ghosts, but she makes it vworth it. 9/10 personality: evwen the boring ones are fun because you can put em in their place, and the manic pixie dream girls and the goth ghosts add some spice. i could newver get tired of banting wvith an aradia. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. definitely a contender for my fawvorite gal out there in paradox space. fun to squeeze, fun to talk to, fun to put dovwn, fun to pail. rosie is our closest match so far. any aradias out there vwith a lack of self-respect and a thing for highbloods, my dms are thatavway <3 0u0
CAN WE GET SOME CRITICAL ACCLAIM. SATISFIED CUSTOMERS. PROFESSIONAL REFERENCES. REVIEWS. AND ENDORSEMENTS. SO THAT THE ESTEEMED PRINCEL MAY REST ASSURED. THAT NOT ONLY DID I INVENT OPPRESSION. DISCRIMINATION. AND SUFFERING AS YOU KNOW IT. I WENT ON TO PERFECT EACH OF THOSE NOBLE ARTS. @CALIBORN @WOEGOTHIC @SCRATCHDOCTOR @TACITURNTERROR @CALIGULASAQUARIUM @AENEASCALDARIUM URGENT. TIME SENSITIVE WORK RELATED TASK. EVERYBODY AGREE ABOUT HOW HATEFUL I AM. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
IT'S LIKE PROSE POETRY. WRITTEN BY A PALE AND WITHERED CAVE CREATURE. WHO SHRINKS FROM THE MOONLIGHT. AS WELL AS THE TOUCH OF ANY LIVING THING. YOU ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL. IN THE ANCIENT TIMES. THEY WOULD HAVE STUCK YOU IN A MONASTERY. WITH LIMITLESS CALLIGRAPHY SUPPLIES. AND NO WOMEN AT ALL. ZERO. NONE.

make a new post and specify t)(is t)(en. you did say all. t)(is borders )(eretical for my regime. FIX IT.

i think if youre on the side thats threatening slovw and graphic death ovwer vwords on a screen, youre not on the side that history vwill wvindicate
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
doublin dowwn noww that my comrade in arms eridan ampora prime admonished himself a the boundless potential of the righteous fuckin sciences evver since goin FRAUD TIER spewwin godawwful balderdash that magic is real ITS NOT

Also, #FishingFriday was yesterday. Save your transparent maneuvers for next week.
HEY MAN. UH. YEAH. THANKS. I THINK I'M. LIKE. GOOD? ON THAT? THANKS. YEAH.

w0w. s0 n0t 0nly d0 y0u want t0 desecrate my mangled c0rpse, y0u'll 0nly d0 it if i'm n0t int0 it?? y0u're fucked up. i knew y0u g0t 0ff t0 my misery but this is sick and twisted even f0r y0u.

ehh, that's n0t d0ing it f0r me. g0 back t0 talking ab0ut h0w y0u were g0nna behead me and use my skull, that was fun.
i was sor+a like yov once bv+ +ake i+ from ano+her weirdo awkward viole+. who +he fvck cares. people svck. maybe even+vally yov'll be on ear+h and everyone will be begging for ya somehow
K--<this ssri aint shit
I HATE THIS, AND I HATE THAT YOU STILL LIED ABOUT YOUR TOE FETISH. "WASN'T READY" AND HERE THIS FUCKING SHIT IS.

the zaza got me speaking esperanto. just kidding godtier at a (ertain level means i (an speak and understand ever7one. #substan(es
I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT CONFESSIONS BEING AN EXPULSION OF WEAPONIZED EMOTIONAL VOMIT. THIS IS THE SCREAM OF A DYING STAR. THIS IS THE ECLIPSE OF A SOLAR GIANT, THE SWAN SONG OF AN INSUFFERABLE PHILOSOFUCKER AND HIS UNDYING PASSION FOR BIG, FAT RUMBLESPHERES. I HATE THAT YOU MOVED ME TO TEARS WITH THIS. FUCK YOU. REALLY. I MEAN IT THIS TIME.
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: STOP FUCKING CONFESSING THINGS. IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT I'M REFERRING TO, HERE. I WANT TO BE CLEAR — I AM NOT JUMPING ON THIS BANDSCUTTLER JUST TO FLOG A DEAD HOOFBEAST. I'M HERE TO *HELP* YOU, YOU JITTERING, SPINELESS FLUSTERMAGGOTS. THERE IS A REASON THAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS SUCH BLISTERING HOT SHIT TO FLING AT THIS PHENOMENON, AND IT'S FOR A REASON, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. SPEAKING OF THE VIOLENT EXPULSION OF CAUSTIC FLUIDS FROM THE BODY, THAT IS WHAT CONFESSION IS. A HIGH-PRESSURE STREAM OF INORDINATE VOLUME, HURTLING THROUGH THE FLESHY FIRE HOSE OF A POOR, CHITINLESS SAP WHO HAS *NO* IDEA HOW TO BRIDGE THE ABSOLUTELY STYGIAN GULF BETWEEN ZERO AND A HUNDRED. IT IS EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE. OR, FUNCTIONALLY SPEAKING, TOO MUCH AT ONCE. HERE'S SOME GENUINE, HONEST ADVICE: JUST FLIRT. FLIRT FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE, WHICH WILL, FOR MANY OF YOU, EVENTUALLY END. AND I HOPE IT FUCKING DOES. BECAUSE MAYBE IT WOULD PUT A HEALTHY MODICUM OF URGENCY ON YOUR PATHETIC, WAFFLING PLANS TO *STUMBLE* INTO THE VICINITY OF YOUR CRUSH AND WATCH EVERYTHING MAGICALLY FALL INTO PLACE FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU WOULD FUNDAMENTALLY RATHER *DIE* THAN RISK DOING ANYTHING WHATSOEVER. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ELABORATE, AND IT MOST FUCKING *CERTAINLY* DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ON MAIN. MY BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS WILL THANK YOU SINCERELY IF IT'S NOT. KNOCK ON SOMEONE'S DMS. SEE IF THEY LET YOU IN, OR LEAVE YOU STANDING AT THE DOOR WITH THE FLIES BUZZING AROUND YOU IN THE ODOROUS SHAME OF REJECTION. AND I WANT TO SPECIFY *VERY* FUCKING HARD, RIGHT NOW: *KNOCK.* DON'T JUST BARGE IN LIKE THE FUCKING KROOL-AID MAN. TRY A SHORT, SINCERE COMPLIMENT, OR A SCATHING OBSERVATION, OR IF YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING ELSE IN YOUR HOLLOW, VAPID PUMP BISCUIT TO TRANSMUTE INTO A RESPECTABLE NOD, JUST APPROACH WITH YOUR PERSONAL ITERATION OF "HELLO." IT'S THE BREAD SANDWICH OF APPROACHES. IT'S A PIE WITH NO FILLING. IT'S AN OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT BUN WITH NO. FUCKING. OBLONG. MEAT. PRODUCT. BUT IT IS SOMETHING. AND IF YOU'RE READING THIS, SPEWING SWEAT AND TEARS FROM EVERY GANGRENOUS PORE BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED TOO STIFF TO TYPE ANY OPTION ABOVE, AND YOU'RE BICKERING BACK AND FORTH WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS DEBATING WHETHER TO DO IT OR NOT: DO IT. DO IT, YOU BEAUTIFUL, WHIMPERING SNOTROCKET. SEND THAT TEXT. FAUX THAT FUCKING PAS. FACE THAT REJECTION DYSPHORIA LIKE A MARTIAL CATHARTIST BREAKS A CERAMIC TILE IN HALF WITH THEIR FUCKING NUGBONE. IF YOU NEEDED AN EXCUSE, THIS IS IT. THE LEADER OF THE TROLL KINGDOM EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU TO, ON PAIN OF MY RIGHTEOUS FURY. IT'S MY FAULT. I CAN BEAR THAT FOR YOU. YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS. #CONSIDERTHIS: DON'T GET IN THE COMMENTS. GET IN THEIR DMS. RIDE ON, YOU SHITHIVE SLIMECOMET.

"= are you okay you're posting a lot. go. to work. go to your empire assigned job. ="
wwe need to kill that guy #notvvague #youknowwwwhoimtalkinabout
Women constantly struggle to fill caliginous quadrants in a society where men are seen as infinitely more "hateable." Where women are told they are all "queens" and "goddesses" and "gifts to trollkind." I'm not saying men have it easier. EXcept that is eXactly what I'm saying in this case. Give perfectly detestable women a chance. #nsfw #GenderPolitics - MC Oleana
iF It mAkEs yOu fEeL BeTtEr i'vE NeVeR HaD A FaYgO BeFoRe :o)

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aNd mIrTh! LeTs nOt fOrGeT ThE MiRtH.
i dOnT KnOw wHaT ThAt mEaNs bUt iM OkAy wItH ThAt. FoR WhAt i lAcK In sIzE, i mAkE Up iN PuShEr, StReNgTh, AnD MaScOtIsMs. :o)

WELL, IN THAT CASE, SORRY FOR SAYING YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE SHITTY ICE CREAM. I CAN PASS YOUR MESSAGE ALONG, BUT HE'S GOING TO REALIZE I HAVE HIS PALMHUSK AS SOON AS I DO.

its vwhat im saying man! nothing good comes from em. like, my captor, dude gets mad wvhen i hit on his gal. like cmon bro, hawve you tried havwing a gal vwhos actually in your league? sheesh
oH I SeE HiM! HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/a5c085f6e7d7.PnG hIiIi
alreedy did a coddamn caste tierlist like day one a dis site but if ya missed it 3B-) #repost )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/a58c1170daf3.png

W)(at t)(e fluke am I reading?

yeah ivwe been there before
Don't pout. To the victors, the spoils, and all that nonsense.

OMC! Are we rooting for Baldidan?

wwhat hey come on that aint true its not ovver youre thirteen thirteen is young

you agreed vwith me first fuck you man #amporaemnity
this is awwful garbage but if it keeps you dogs in line then wwho cares if a couple princes get their rocks off before goin into the great beyond
Plants a bomb at the #eridanwar killing them all and freeing the rest of us from them

in terms of the #EridAnwar, lEavE me OUt of it, but if yOU can't for sOmE rEasOn, i will ExclusivEly back whOevEr is wInnIng

"= low key cool. i've been prone. to an explosion or two. NOT going to ask what you were demolishing though, that's more than enough info out of you. ="

I think that was already implicitly implied. Glad to know you remain subject to my merciless wit.
@SCRATCHDOCTOR I NEED A PROFESSIONAL REFERENCE. COME TELL THIS DOUBTER. WHAT A GOOD JOB I DO. CLEANING HIVES. GIVING GUTTERBLOODS A BAD NAME. RIPPING HOLES IN THE FABRIC OF TIME. AND. OF COURSE. PERFORMING THE KINDS OF #TORTURES. EXPUNGED FROM THE HISTORICAL RECORD. BY EVEN THE MOST SADISTIC ANCIENTS.
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If you know, you know. 38P #glubglubglub

its so ovver for me

#NSFWE #NSFW I SAID ID POST A DRABBLE BUT NEVER WHEN, HOPE YOURE AWAKE TEREZI OR THIS IS GETTING BURRIED. ITS SIMILAR TO A POST I MADE BEFORE ABOUT SOMEONE SHOVING THEIR TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT BUT A BIRD WAS ALSO TALKING ABOUT PRYING SOMEONES MOUTH OPEN "SEXUAL STYLE" SOMEONE HARSHY GRABBING YOU BY YOUR JAW, PULLING YOU CLOSER AND HAVING MOCKERY DRIP FROM EVERY FUCKING WORD THEY SAY AS THEY SHOVE THEIR THUMB IN YOUR MOUTH TO SEE YOUR TEETH OR SOME FUCKING REASON THEY THOUGHT IT OKAY. GETTING TIRED OF YOUR SQUIRMING - BECAUSE WHO WOULDN'T BE SQUIRMING AFTER FEELING LIKE AN OGGLED EXPERIMENT? - THEY REMOVED THEIR FINGERS AND QUE SOME TALKING IMAGINE WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT AND YOURE NOT PAYING ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU CAN STILL TASTE THE SKIN THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN YOUR MOUTH AND SOMEHOW THEY GRAB YOU BY THE BASE OF YOUR NECK AND SHOVE THEIR TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND END SCENE BECAUSE IM NOT AN ACTUAL FUCKING WRITER YOU DONT GET NEAT WRITING

:33 < no im fine!! :33 < mew know what.. fine ok id love to s33 what type of fashion you think would fit me

lowkey thought you were metrosexual with that scarf dude

Also why the hell are you using light mode. You disgust me.














