Karkat "Fuse" Vantas
@kantankerousFuse
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Lore + About Karkat "Fuse" Vantas Karkat works on an Imperial Freighter as a Janitor and engineer. His job is mostly janitorial, but he's learned a lot about engineering while in space and due to being short-staffed. He fled Alternian after an uncomfortable encounter with Eridan that would have put him in a dangerous situation as a mutuant. Karkat's timeline takes place after winning his game's events, getting memories replaced and reset, and continuing their normal lives (Think of Sburb as Jumanji.) He has context for enough things to follow along for a conversation, but not enough to really understand the game or godtiers or anything. He knows of the humans and remembers friendships, but nothing much beyond that. He's busy all the time and works basically full-time, and he doesn't really have friends anymore. He's essentially abandoned all his important relationships. ooc: @kingGreed
NOT EVERYONE CAN JUST GALLIVANT AWAY ON A MAGICAL LITTLE DREAM CLOUD AND HAVE COOL EPIC BATTLES AND ADVENTURES. I'M IN ONE OF MANY SHIPS IN AN IMPERIAL FLEET THAT IS IN A CONSTANT WAR TO KEEP THE ATTEMPTS OF A REBELLIOUS UPRISING FROM HAPPENING. THERE'S NO "GODTIERS," NO "GODS," NO FUCKING MAGIC. NO STUPID FUCKING GAME. I DON'T CARE HOW FAMILIAR I GET WITH THE MULTIVERSE; IT'S ENDLESS LEVELS OF BULLSHIT. I'M A JANITOR AND SHIP MECHANIC ON A FREIGHTER VESSEL. NOTHING GETS INTERESTING OTHER THAN MAYBE LOGGING ONTO CHITTR AND SEEING WHATEVER GOES ON HERE.
I PROBABLY ALREADY SHARED THIS, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DIG THAT FAR INTO MY POSTS TO FIND OUT.
damn dude you sure? throw some lil stripes on that shit and you can run trains all day im tellin you man
HARD TO DO THAT IN A SPACE. ALSO, I WAS ASSIGNED THE JOB. SO IT'S THE PRE-APPROVED JOBS FOR MY CASTE.
yeah that sounds like a load of dogshit to me, one time i was working at wendys and i hated that shit so i told my manager to slob on my knob, sparked up a joint at the sandwich station then walked the fuck out #substance
DOVE, I WORK FOR A TYRANNICAL EMPIRE THAT WOULD GLADLY DISPOSE OF ANYONE BELOW VIOLET. I'M GLAD IT'S MOONLIGHT AND LILIES OVER THERE, BUT IT'S NOT HERE. I DON'T WANNA GET SHOT OUT OF AN AIRLOCK FOR QUITTING.
see thats just cause your not thinking big enough, they got guns and shit, you probably got some kinda control center, steer that baby into the sun and jump on an escape pod in life you can control your destiny or let other people control it for you, thats why i tell the cashier to get the hell outta the way and ring up my new playstation as an apple
I HATE THIS CONVERSATION. I AM UNWILLING TO ENGAGE WITH YOUR STUPID, CHILDISH BULLSHIT.
SOME OF MY ALTS ARE BEEFCAKES AND TALL AS SHIT. KINDA PISSES ME OFF. YOU'D THINK THAT WORKING AS A MECHANIC, I'D BE RIPPED AS FUCK. NO. >:(
youre perfect just the way you are!
heels. hehe!
awww, yeah... platforms maybe?
ALSO, NOT WORK SAFE. I HAVE WORK-APPROVED BOOTS AND SHOES. THERE'S NO REASON TO COMPROMISE MY SAFETY FOR A FEW INCHES OF CONFIDENCE.
i didnt realize platforms could be a risk! oops.
IT'S FINE THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW, BUT THEY'RE NOT AS STURDY, AND YOU CAN EASILY TWIST YOUR ANKLE OR FALL IN THEM.
oh, yikes!! :(
well, lucky for you, broski, some people LIKE hefty folks! you should count yourself among the lucky ones.
I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT.
PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BE EDGY ON CHITTR OR AT ME HAVE SET A CLEAR BOUNDARY BETWEEN THEMSELF AND COMMON SENSE. GO OUTSIDE. IF YOU'RE IN A SPACESHIP, IT WORKS EVEN BETTER.
ALSO, I DO MEAN THIS SHIT. EDGY. "WHY CAN'T I KILL THEM ALL?" OKAY. LOSER.
even if it werent edgy it also just comes off as tryhard shit.
I AM REMOVING CLEARLY STUPID EDGELORD RESPONSES FROM MY "TROLLEY PROBLEM" THING. GO OUTSIDE AND TOUCH GRASS. IT'LL GET BORING POSTING THE SAME STUPID FUCKING EDGELORD MAIN CHARACTER BULLSHIT.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mmm grasss꠹
THAT'S ALL THE RESPONSES TO THE TROLLEY PROBLEM THING OF COURSE, YOU CAN SUBMIT YOUR OWN RESPONSE > HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/ADM6XCBRMP48TJ2M6
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THE TROLLEY PROBLEM: THE TROLLEY PROBLEM BUT IT'S YOU. IF PRESENTED A TROLLEY PROBLEM SITUATION AND YOU WERE THE OPERATOR WOULD YOU___? NO NUANCE; PICK ONE. PICKED: KILL THE 1 PERSON TO SAVE THE REST? IF YOU PICKED TO KILL 1 PERSON, WOULD YOU___? PICKED: WOULD YOU MOVE ON? YOU ARE NOW PRESENTED WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTION. YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON! IS THIS FAIR IN YOUR EYES BASED ON YOUR CHOICE? ANSWER: THIS ISN'T FAIR WHY DID YOU PICK YOUR CHOICE? WHAT WAS IT? WHY? IT'S MATH, ISN'T IT? ONE ISN'T AS BIG AS FIVE. LINK: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H4NLVQPSVUDKTUWC7 MY RESPONSE: IT IS MATH, BUT NOT EVERY SITUATION WILL SEE IT THAT WAY.
THE TROLLEY PROBLEM: THE TROLLEY PROBLEM BUT IT'S YOU. IF PRESENTED A TROLLEY PROBLEM SITUATION AND YOU WERE THE OPERATOR WOULD YOU___? NO NUANCE; PICK ONE. PICKED: KILL THE REST TO SAVE THAT ONE PERSON? IF YOU PICKED TO KILL MULTIPLE PEOPLE WOULD___? PICKED: WOULD YOU MOVE ON? YOU ARE NOW PRESENTED WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTION. YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON! IS THIS FAIR IN YOUR EYES BASED ON YOUR CHOICE? ANSWER: WOULD YOU MOVE ON? WHY DID YOU PICK YOUR CHOICE? WHAT WAS IT? WHY? I'M HONESTLY RATHER SELFISH, I VALUE PEOPLE'S LIVES DIFFERENTLY AND OFTEN TIMES I CAN'T HELP BUT IMAGINE SOMEONE SPECIFIC IN THAT SPOT. LINK: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H4NLVQPSVUDKTUWC7 MY RESPONSE: A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SELFISH. SO I CAN'T FAULT YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT IT.
THE TROLLEY PROBLEM: THE TROLLEY PROBLEM BUT IT'S YOU. IF PRESENTED A TROLLEY PROBLEM SITUATION AND YOU WERE THE OPERATOR WOULD YOU___? NO NUANCE; PICK ONE. PICKED: KILL THE 1 PERSON TO SAVE THE REST? IF YOU PICKED TO KILL 1 PERSON WOULD__? PICKED: WOULD YOU MOVE ON? YOU ARE NOW PRESENTED WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTION. YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON! IS THIS FAIR IN YOUR EYES BASED ON YOUR CHOICE? ANSWER: THIS ISN'T FAIR WHY DID YOU PICK YOUR CHOICE? WHAT WAS IT? WHY? SAVING THE LIVES OF THE MANY FOR THE COST OF ONE IS JUSTIFIED. LINK: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H4NLVQPSVUDKTUWC7 MY RESPONSE: ALRIGHT, FAIR ENOUGH. I'D PRESENT A COUNTERPOINT, BUT THIS IS JUST A GOOGLE QUESTIONNAIRE.
THE TROLLEY PROBLEM: THE TROLLEY PROBLEM BUT IT'S YOU. IF PRESENTED A TROLLEY PROBLEM SITUATION AND YOU WERE THE OPERATOR WOULD YOU___? NO NUANCE, PICK ONE. PICKED: KILL THE 1 PERSON TO SAVE THE REST? IF YOU PICKED TO KILL 1 PERSON WOULD__? PICKED: WOULD YOU MOVE ON? YOU ARE NOW PRESENTED WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTION. YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON! IS THIS FAIR IN YOUR EYES BASED ON YOUR CHOICE? ANSWER: THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE. WHY DID YOU PICK YOUR CHOICE? WHAT WAS IT? WHY? KILL ONE. IT'S LESS THAN FIVE. LINK: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H4NLVQPSVUDKTUWC7 MY RESPONSE: FAIR ENOUGH.
THE TROLLEY PROBLEM: THE TROLLEY PROBLEM BUT IT'S YOU. IF PRESENTED A TROLLEY PROBLEM SITUATION AND YOU WERE THE OPERATOR WOULD YOU___? NO NUANCE; PICK ONE. PICKED: KILL THE 1 PERSON TO SAVE THE REST? IF YOU PICKED TO KILL MULTIPLE PEOPLE WOULD___? PICKED: N/A (SOMEHOW IT DIDN'T REGISTER YOUR CHOICE) YOU ARE NOW PRESENTED WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTION. YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON! IS THIS FAIR IN YOUR EYES BASED ON YOUR CHOICE? ANSWER: THIS ISN'T FAIR WHY DID YOU PICK YOUR CHOICE? WHAT WAS IT? WHY? BEING FORCED TO MURDER ONLY COUNTS IN CERTAIN PLACES, IF IM ARRESTED FOR THAT IN A LOCATION WHERE THE PERSON THAT MADE ME IS THE MUDERER THEN ID BE INNOCENT AND NOT DESERVSE JAIL, ALSO AS FAR AS I KNOW ALL THE PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE STRANGERS WHY SHOULD I KILL UNLESS THEYRE BILLIONAIRES THEN I CHANGE MY AWNSER LINK: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H4NLVQPSVUDKTUWC7 MY RESPONSE: YOUR REACTION TO YOUR RESPONSE DOESN'T MAKE A LOT OF SENSE IN THE CASE OF THE TROLLEY PROBLEM.
THE TROLLEY PROBLEM: THE TROLLEY PROBLEM BUT IT'S YOU. IF PRESENTED A TROLLEY PROBLEM SITUATION AND YOU WERE THE OPERATOR WOULD YOU___? NO NUANCE; PICK ONE. PICKED: KILL THE 1 PERSON TO SAVE THE REST? IF YOU PICKED TO KILL 1 PERSON WOULD_? * PICKED: WOULD THIS GUILT WEIGH ON YOU? YOU ARE NOW PRESENTED WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTION. YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON! IS THIS FAIR IN YOUR EYES BASED ON YOUR CHOICE? ANSWER: THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE. WHY DID YOU PICK YOUR CHOICE? WHAT WAS IT? WHY? EITHER WAY, THE DEATHS WOULD BE MY FAULT, WHETHER DUE TO ACTION OR INACTION. THE GUILT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SAME EITHER WAY, SO IT ALL COMES DOWN TO WHAT SAVES THE MOST LIVES. LINK: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H4NLVQPSVUDKTUWC7 MY RESPONSE: INTERESTING TAKE ON THIS. TAKING ONE LIFE CAN BE HEAVY REGARDLESS OF HOW MANY YOU SAVE. IT'S HEAVY.
THE TROLLEY PROBLEM: THE TROLLEY PROBLEM BUT IT'S YOU. IF PRESENTED A TROLLEY PROBLEM SITUATION AND YOU WERE THE OPERATOR WOULD YOU___? NO NUANCE PICK ONE. PICKED: KILL THE REST TO SAVE THAT ONE PERSON? IF YOU PICKED TO KILL MULTIPLE PEOPLE WOULD___? PICKED: WOULD YOU MOVE ON? YOU ARE NOW PRESENTED WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTION. YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON! IS THIS FAIR IN YOUR EYES BASED ON YOUR CHOICE? ANSWER: THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE. WHY DID YOU PICK YOUR CHOICE? WHAT WAS IT? WHY? :O) LINK: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H4NLVQPSVUDKTUWC7 MY RESPONSE: IF THIS IS A GAMZEE, THIS ALL FUCKING TRACKS. I THINK. PROBABLY. IF IT'S JUST ANOTHER CLOWN CULTIST. ALSO TRACKS.
I'LL BE POSTING THE RESULTS OF THIS GOOGLE HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/LAAXDPNFPSW3ZLW7A POLL/QUESTIONAIRE. NOT ALL AT ONCE, THROUGHOUT THE DAY. IT'S JUST ASKING YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. FEEL FREE TO FILL EM OUT; I'LL BE RESPONDING TO THE ANSWERS.
WHY THE FUCK HATE THAT, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SENT THAT TO MY FUCKING SELF.
NO INBOX TROLLEY PROBLEM TIME. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/YSVBNA1MXCUBJHHX6
I REALLY WANT TO SNORT DORITOS NACHO CHEESE POWDER SPECIFICALLY. #SUBSTANCE #BUTNOTREALLY #BUTIDOWANNASNORTITLIKEADRUG