Karkat "Fuse" Vantas
@kantankerousFuse
(Head + icon by workdailyblog) I'M JUST HERE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE HUBUB IS ABOUT. I MOSTLY USE GRUMBLR BUT HELLO. BLOG IS BY THE SAME NAME.
Lore + About Karkat "Fuse" Vantas Karkat works on an Imperial Freighter as a Janitor and engineer. His job is mostly janitorial, but he's learned a lot about engineering while in space and due to being short-staffed. He fled Alternian after an uncomfortable encounter with Eridan that would have put him in a dangerous situation as a mutuant. Karkat's timeline takes place after winning his game's events, getting memories replaced and reset, and continuing their normal lives (Think of Sburb as Jumanji.) He has context for enough things to follow along for a conversation, but not enough to really understand the game or godtiers or anything. He knows of the humans and remembers friendships, but nothing much beyond that. He's busy all the time and works basically full-time, and he doesn't really have friends anymore. He's essentially abandoned all his important relationships. ooc: @kingGreed
STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ALT THAT KEPT HORNY POSTING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE WAS A BOTTOM AND A TWINK? HE WAS FUNNY.
I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT DRAWING ME FAT. I AM FAT. DON'T DRAW ME PREGNANT. THAT SHIT IS FUCKING WEIRD.
I WAS WORRIED I WAS A DYING KARKAT TYPE. ALL THE OTHER ONES HERE ARE SUPER SKINNY, SO I WAS LIKE, "DAMN MAYBE I'M THE WEIRD ONE." THANK GOG IT'S NOT.
ugh. i d0nt even want two imagine that. i mean n0 HATE two skinny kks but thickness just l0oks g0od 0n you.
I DON'T DRINK A LOT OF TEA, BECAUSE THERE'S NOT A LOT AT MY JOB, BUT I LIKE PEPPERMINT TEA, HELPS WITH HEADACHES AND WHAT NOT.
WELL IF YOU LIKE PEPPERMIMT IT'S A 10/10. BUT I'D SAY 8.5/10. IT'S OKAY. BUT IT'S THE TEA I LIKE THE MOST. SO STILL PRETTY HIGH UP THERE.
NOTE: I'VE ONLY HAD IT AS A BLACK TEA. PEPPERMINT GREEN TEA MIGHT HAVE A STRONGER TASTE.
YEAH, SO IF YOU TRY IT I RECOMMEND BEING MORE EXPLORATIVE THAN I AM WITH MY FLAVOR PALETTE.
DOUBLE MEDIATE, HEARING YOU TOO, GAMZEE. DAMN I'LL FUCKING CHILL.
No, Don't Listen To Them. Start Throwing Shit. #serene
n/) n/)/)/)/)/) keep d/)ing that thr/)wing thing i was invested in that
#inspirational #wholesome
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THE MEDIATE IS LOUD AND CLEAR HIMERO.
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I WAS HAVING A VERY NO-GOOD, VERY BAD DAY AT WORK AND CONSIDERED THROWING WRENCHES AT PEOPLE, AND YOU MEDIATED IT.
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>> Oh, ¡'m ડorry to hear that <:))
I FEEL LIKE YELLING LOUDLY AT SOMEONE. WHY IS MY JOB SO INFURIATING? I'M GOING TO START THROWING THE WRENCH AT PEOPLE.
#yeah
I MISSED A LOT OF SHIT APPARENTLY.
I DON'T HAVE A MOIRAIL OR MATESPRIT FOR EITHER DAY, BUT HAPPY #MATESPRITMONDAY AND #MOIRAILMONDAY AND FOR MY EX-MOIRAIL, HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL, GAMZEE, AND I'M SORRY.
#NOWPLAYING GIVE IT UP - CRX
UNRELATED TO EVERYTHING ELSE: I'M FINALLY ON AN EXTENDED PTO BECAUSE THE HAULER SHIP I'M ON SUSTAINED DAMAGE IN CROSSFIRE. WE'RE FINE. BUT UNTIL REPAIRS ARE DONE, I'M ON VACATION.
My current goal in life is to get close enough to Doc Scratch to toss a Kraft Single on his bald head and have it stick. Bonus points if he doesn't notice, but that is highly unlikely.
if you do, I will forever 8e in your de8t
That's hilarious and I want to do that.
Glad to know I can use you as human shield in the event he's displeased.
My human body isn't going to do a lot against him, but I'm glad you feel safe enough. I will die in your arms, however.
But also be my guest. It's way easier to explain if you do it.
We would likely both get obliterated.
Nice.
closest i got was spilling wine on one. :D
thank you mr president for doin wwhat most are too afraid to do
I'M NOT IN THAT RANK OF PEOPLE BECAUSE NOT A SINGLE DOC SCRATCH FOLLOWS ME DESPITE BEING HERE FOR A LONG TIME. WHICH IS HILARIOUS.
You are in 'C' Tier, spot . I do not need to follow you, to know you. Also, I do follow you, and have followed you.
I have always been here. You just simply have not been wary of my machination.
I HAVE BEEN SAVING CHIT "DO IT, LADY" FOR A WHILE NOW. THERE AREN'T, SURPRISINGLY, ENOUGH OPPORTUNITIES TO USE THIS WONDERFUL MAN.
SOMETIMES I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ACCEPT MY APOLOGY. I GET ANGRY ABOUT IT, BUT THEN I REMEMBER, IT'S MY FAULT. YA KNOW?
A valuable sentiment to hold.
.... BoTtOmS Ya'lL FuCkInG KnOw yA'Ll gOtTa pArTiCiPaTe iN ThE PaIlInG ToO ... RiGhT? #nSfW
Yes!
... aIn't yOu tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN' bAdGe mOd?!
Yes!
!! ThAnKs bRoThEr (O: nOw aLl oF ChItTeR KnOwS Im dOwN WiTh tHe gEt dOwN!
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I HATE THAT I HAD TO READ THAT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. EUGH. #VAGUELYDIRECTPOSTING
TO CLARIFY, I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE ABOUT WHAT ERIDAN WANTS, BUT WHEN YOU LAY OUT THE SHIT HE WANTS, IT'S JUST AN EYEBROW RAISE. #THISISABOUTCALIGULAASCENDITNOTANYONEELSE
YOU HAVE TO BE FAT BUT NOT TOO FAT THAT HE FINDS IT DISGUSTING. YOU NEED TO BE A SLUT WHO WANTS HIM, BUT NOT REALLY, BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE DESPERATE. HE WANTS MUTANTS AND LOWBLOODS, BUT REMEMBER, YOU'RE FILTHY LOWBLOOD MUTANT TRASH WHO DON'T DESERVE HIM. I'M NOT GOING TO PREACH FROM THE ROOFTOPS ABOUT PERSONALITY. I'M SINGLE, I HAVE BEEN SINGLE, BUT PICK A FUCKING STRUGGLE. #NSFW #THISISABOUTCALIGULAASCENDITNOTANYONEELSE