Karkat "Fuse" Vantas
@kantankerousFuse
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Lore + About Karkat "Fuse" Vantas Karkat works on an Imperial Freighter as a Janitor and engineer. His job is mostly janitorial, but he's learned a lot about engineering while in space and due to being short-staffed. He fled Alternian after an uncomfortable encounter with Eridan that would have put him in a dangerous situation as a mutuant. Karkat's timeline takes place after winning his game's events, getting memories replaced and reset, and continuing their normal lives (Think of Sburb as Jumanji.) He has context for enough things to follow along for a conversation, but not enough to really understand the game or godtiers or anything. He knows of the humans and remembers friendships, but nothing much beyond that. He's busy all the time and works basically full-time, and he doesn't really have friends anymore. He's essentially abandoned all his important relationships. ooc: @kingGreed
I NEED A NEW JOB THAT DOESN'T SHORTEN MY LIFE EXPECTANCY.
BECAUSE I WANT TO ENJOY THE LIFE I HAVE AND NOT SUFFER.
IT CAN, I GUESS, BUT SO CAN OTHER THINGS. BEING HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE CAN ALSO BE EQUALLY GOOD.
I YEARN SOMETIMES.
YOU GET OLDER, HAVE LESS TIME, AND MORE RESPONSIBILITIES. DON'T EVER GET A CHANCE TO REALLY GET TO KNOW PEOPLE. REKINDLING OLD FRIENDSHIPS IS HIT-OR-MISS IF YOU HAVE TIME TO REACH OUT. I HOPE YOU CAN MAKE FRIENDS. (:B
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I WOULDN'T KNOW THE REPUTATION, TO BE HONEST. A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY SHIT ABOUT IT, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THE THING THAT GAME THING. IT'S NICE TO TALK TO YOU, TOO, GAM. YOU CAN DO IT.
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I DON'T THINK ANYTHING CAN BE WORSE THAN LEARNING THAT ONE OF ERIDAN'S ALTS IS LIKE THAT. AND BY ALL MEANS, YOU CAN'T BE WORSE THAN POSTING ABOUT MUTANT FEET CONFIDENTLY WITH 0 FILTER. YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY DISAPPOINT OR UPSET ME WITH WHAT YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DONE. YOU'D HAVE TO... LIKE... BLOW UP THE ENTIRETY OF ALL OF REALITY FOR ME TO BE DISAPPOINTED. OR LIKE. FUCKING MURDER ME OR SOMETHING. #NSFW. LOOK, WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I'M AWARE THAT THE GAMES FUCKED PEOPLE UP AND THAT SHIT MADE YOU GUYS DO FUCKED UP SIT. I DON'T KNOW THE FUCKED UP SHIT, BUT I'M NOT PAN-ROTTED ENOUGH TO NOT KEEP AN OPEN PUSHER ABOUT WHATEVER THAT SHIT COULD BE. WE COME FROM A RACE THAT COMMITS HYPERVIOLENCE FOR CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT. #VIOLENCE #GORE I NOTICED, I TOOK A BUNCH OF SAID FREAKS TO HUMAN CHILI'S.
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CALIGULAASCENDIT IS A FUCKING PANROTTED NIGHTMARE. AT THIS POINT, EVERYTHING HE POSTS JUST MAKES ME GAWK IN DISBELIEF. EVERYTHING YOU WILL LEARN WILL TOP WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW, SO BE PREPARED, HE GETS HEINOUS. IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE. I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE SOCIAL DISSERTATION ABOUT THE LACK OF SHAME HE HAS. HUH. I WAS BEING FACETIOUS BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY TO DO THAT." OKAY, I'M CORRECTED. IT IS POSSIBLE. WELL, I NEED MORE CONTEXT THAN "I DID THAT KINDA." THE REASONS BEHIND IT, WHY IT HAPPENED, AND HOW IT GOT THERE WOULD ALLOW ME TO FORM A PROPER OPINION. ALSO, TAKING INTO ACCOUNT WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE NOW. I THINK BEING A FASCIST FOOT-FETISHIST WITH A THING FOR FAT LOWBLOODS AND HEMO PLAY KINK IS STILL WORSE BY ALL MEANS. ALSO, HE INSULTED A MOVIE I LIKE, SO FUCK HIM IN PARTICULAR. #NSFW I DON'T LIKE IT, BUT IT'S THE STATE OF ALTERNIAN, AND KNOWING HOW TO KILL TO AVOID BEING KILLED IS IMPORTANT. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I'VE UNDERSTOOD WHO SHOULD BE MORE ADAMANTLY AGAINST IT, AND USUALLY THEY DON'T CARE, ARE BEFORAN TROLLS. THEY'RE USUALLY MORE UP THEIR OWN ASSES ABOUT THE SEMANTICS OF CODDLING. (THAT'S BASED ON MY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE AND INTERACTIONS WITH THEM) IT'S A HUMAN CHAIN RESTAURANT WITH DECENTLY GOOD FOOD FOR A DECENTLY LOW PRICE, AND A NICE ENVIRONMENT AND GREAT STAFF. THE ALCOHOL IS GOOD TOO. #SUBSTANCES.
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I WOULDN'T TOUCH ERIDAN WITH A 50-FOOT POLE, BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO, I WILL NOT STOP YOU, BUT HE'S "STRAIGHT," AND I THINK KARKATS ARE AN EXCEPTION. EUGH. HE HAS SOME BEEF WITH GAMZEE'S, AND I JUST KNOW HE HATES HIS AND. WAIT, HE HAS A THING FOR EQUIUS TOO. HE POSTED EQUIUS MAID ART HE SO HORRIBLY COMMISSIONED, WHICH WAS OF THE ONE EQUIUS THAT WASN'T INTO MEN. SO BY ALL MEANS, FEEL FREE TO TAKE A CRACK AT HIM. HE'D HATE IT. SO, DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES OUT OF YOUR CONTROL, QUIT COLD TURKEY, IN A HIGH-STRESS SITUATION, AND HAD SOME FUCKED UP EVIL DOLL WHISPERING AT YOU IN A GAME DESIGNED TO END ALL BUT BRING IT BACK WITH THE DEVIL FROM THE BIBLE IN IT, AND FROM THE SOUNDS OF IT, WAS CONVOLUTED AS ALL HELL, AND FROM MY UNDERSTANDING FROM OTHER RECOUNTS. YOU WERE ALSO 13 WHEN THIS ALL STARTED? SO YOU HAD A STRONG REACTION WITH MULTIPLE FACTORS THAT GOT TO YOU, AND YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEMED TO HAVE BEEN AFFECTED. SEVERAL PEOPLE DIED. IT SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER DAY ON ALTERNIA WITH SOME EXTRA BULLSHIT SPRINKLED IN. YEAH, NO, THE TOE-SUCKING FASCIST IS WORSE. #NSFW #VIOLENCE ALSO, I GOT KILLED. WELL. I'D RATHER IT HAVE BEEN A FRIEND THAN SOME STRANGER. I WOULD BE MAD AS HELL, THOUGH, PERSONALLY, BECAUSE FUCK YOU AND OW. BUT BASED ON THAT INFORMATION, I UNDERSTAND IT PROBABLY WAS A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS AND SOUNDS LIKE ONE REALLY EXHAUSTING PAN-BENT ADVENTURE. NO, HE CAN'T. I HAVE, IT SUCKS, DON'T RECOMMEND. I ONLY KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT BEFORUS BY WHAT OTHERS TOLD ME, AND I HAVE A- WELL, I MET MY "BEFORAN" ALT. EH..... EH. SOMETHING AINT RIGHT. BUT YEAH. THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY THERE. THAT SOUNDS... VAGUELY NOT GOOD? IT WAS. IF YOU EVER HAVE TIME, WE CAN GO SOMETIME IF YOU ARE COMFORTABLE.
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THIS ISN'T MY FULL BODY BECAUSE NO. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/96B086F1FCCC.PNG
EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT THEIR FAT ASS. I'M JUST FAT. #NSFW I GUESS.
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OKAY, BUT I DON'T CARE THAT MUCH, AND I'M NOT INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY ENOUGH TO NEED ASSLIDATION.
I DON'T PAY ENOUGH TO CHITTR TO STAY UP TO SPEED.
I NEED TO STOP GETTING ON CHITTR AT SHIT ASS TIMES.
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RESPONDING TO BOTH BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S OBJECTIVELY WORSE. HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PROFILE/CALIGULAASCENDIT/43E7C594-BBC6-40EB-8006-F1EDAB05C6D9
SOMETIMES I SEE MY ALTS. THE "COMMANDER" ONES, AND ON OCCASION, I FEEL LIKE I COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT MORE THAN A FUCKASS JANITOR.
I Am Proud Of You No Matter What You Are My Dear ♡
I WON'T HARP ON HER POST, SO I'LL POST IT HERE. FUCKING USE THE GOD DAMN BLACKLIST, YOU SNIVELING CUNTS. IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE, "OH MY GOD THIS IS POSTED ON MAIN," AND? IT'S TAGGED, LITERALLY JUST FUCKING USE THE TOOLS PROVIDED TO YOU TO ENJOY YOUR INTERNET EXPERIENCE. YOU PAN-ROTTED FOOLS. ALSO, IT'S FUCKING NOT THAT DEEP, IT IS NOT THE MOST SURPRISING KINK THAT ANYONE HAS POSTED ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE, YOU FUCKING BABIES. NO ONE IS GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND, YOU'RE A FUCKING ADULT, ACT LIKE ONE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Am I not allowed to 8e disgusted 8y the out of character writing for my own personage? I mean, really, if this is an affront to anyone, I feel I ought to 8e the one kicking up a fuss.
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE DISGUSTED, BUT WAS THE FIC DIRECTLY ABOUT YOU SPECIFICALLY? WERE YOU TAGGED BY NAME IN THE FIC? THE BEST OPTION IS TO BLOCK THE TAG AND OR PERSON. IF IT WERE ABOUT YOU, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CRAZY. THERE'S AN ERIDAN THAT POSTS REALLY SHIT ABOUT KARKATS, AND YEAH, IT'S DISGUSTING GROSS, BUT ALSO EASY TO JUST FUCKING IGNORE THAT SHIT. HE DOESN'T EVEN TAG IT. I JUST GET VISUALLY ASSAULTED BY HIS SHIT-ASS POSTS. BUT YEAH, SORRY SUCKS THAT A FICTIONALIZED VERSION OF YOU ENDED UP IN A PISS FIC. #NSFWE
EVERY TIME I HUMOR ERIDAN, I AM MET WITH MORE CONFUSION AND MILD IRRITATION.
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THE DAY BEFORE I ACTUALLY TOOK A VACATION FROM WORK, SOMEONE DID PISS THE HELM OFF. SO. I ASSUME HALF THE JANITORIAL AND ENGINEERING CREW WILL BE INJURED OR DEAD AFTER MY 2 WEEKS OFF.
I'M ON VACATION, FOR ONCE. HOORAY.
There Is A Solid Sixty Percent Change Everything Is In Flames By Your Return
I'D SAY "NO, THEY'RE CAPABLE," BUT I'VE BEEN RECENTLY PROMPTED. SO YES. PROBABLY. THEY'LL SURVIVE.
I'LL BE POSTING MORE AND SCHEDULE #CHILISNIGHT WHEN I HAVE MORE TIME BY THE WAY. I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY TO PROPERLY DO SHIT.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M GETTING LOCKED OUT OF, BUT MUCH LIKE A FUCKING MEOW EAST, I AM SCREAMING AT THE DOOR LOUDLY AT 3 AM BECAUSE YOU WANT SOME FUCKING SLEEP. TOO BAD I'M HUNGRY LET ME IN.
I DON'T CARE THAT DEEPLY, VANTAS SUCK BUT I'LL ONLY AGREE WITH MEENAH ON IT AND NO ONE ELSE.
buoy this is funny as shit i wasnt talkin bout you at all im talkin boat the enemy team on #angelsnutritionblock they the Lime Team
NO HARM NO FOUL, YOU FOUND IT FUNNY, SO THAT'S FINE. ALSO TELL THE ENEMY TEAM TO GO FUCK THEMSELF.
I'LL BE GOING TO THE NEXT #FIGHTNIGHT BUT NOT THIS ONE.
HELLO, I'M NOT DEAD. YET. FOR THE TIME I EVENTUALLY GET BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS, I HAVE WRITTEN A WILL. - #CHILISTRIP GOES TO ROSE, THE ONE WHO WORKS FOR TROLLBAMA, I WANT MY PLANNING GROUP TO ALL BE DETONATED WITH ME. SORRY. THEMS THE FUCKING RULES. - MY COLLECTION OF ROMCOMS THEY GO TO ONE OF MY ALTS, SPECIFICALLY ONE THAT ISN'T DATING SOMEONE. I THINK THEY SHOULD, IN SOME ASPECT, BE A LITTLE BIT ROMANTICALLY MISERABLE. - PUNCH AT LEAST ONE ERIDAN. DON'T CARE WHICH ONE. I NEED ONE PUNCHED. - EVERYTHING ELSE I WANT INCINERATED AND BLOWN UP. MAYBE CHUCK MY PALMHUSK AT AN ERIDAN'S HEAD. DON'T CARE WHICH ONE, ANY OF THEM IS GOOD.
I HAVEN'T DIED, BY THE WAY. WORK HAS BEATEN MY ASS TO A PULP.
#CHILISTRIP NEW DATE IS NEXT WEEK, FROM FRIDAY TO SUNDAY. THE URBAN EXPLORATION WAS FOR THIS WEEKEND, BUT SOMETHING CAME UP WITH WORK, WHICH I WAS ILL-PREPARED FOR.
THIS IS THE MOST PLEASANT THE DASHBOARD HAS BEEN. THE POWER OF WOMEN OR SOMETHING.
// Update: My brother says we're still figuring out the water bill situation! Thank you everyone who like BOUGHT an adopt or something from my shop to help out! We're still working on saving funs so I deeply appreciate the help As for the Chili's Trip stuff I'll aim for Friday-Sunday!
// Hey for the #chilistrip Urban Exploration I have to postpone it because our gas and water are off, and I can't focus on that for the time being. It'll be postponed for the time being until I can get things IRL sorted out!