♠ hated by @kantankerousFuse
I see t9day is apparently #MatespritM9nday and #M9irailM9nday. While I c9mmend y9u all 9n y9ur attempts at cele6rating y9ur red-aligned quadrants, I've n9ticed a few w9rrying features 9f this trend, and I w9uld like t9 9ffer s9me suggesti9ns t9 tweak things t9 6e a little less pr96lematic. F9r starters, it is inherently exclusi9nary t9 pe9ple f9r wh9m their r9mantic situati9ns can n9t s9 easily 6e defined as "matespritship" 9r "m9iraillegiance". S9me pe9ple's m9irail and matesprit are the same pers9n, als9 kn9wn as a matesrail 9r m9irailsprit. S9me p9lyquadrant relati9nships even take 9n signifiers 9f 6lack-aligned 9nes, in the case 9f a kismatesis, an ausprail, an ausprailsprit, a matespremesis, a kisrailstice, just t9 name a few. N9t t9 menti9n pe9ple wh9 reject the tr9ll quadrant system entirely 9r are 9therwise in 6lended tr9ll-human relati9nship wh9 w9uld prefer t9 refer t9 9nes partner as their wifesprit, mates6and, m9irailfriend, sp9userail, et cetera. My first suggesti9n is f9r us t9 rethink the n9menclature 9f this #M9nday. I rec9mmend instead #M9ndayf9rP9sitiveRelati9nshipEthicalGl9rificati9n 9r #MPREG f9r sh9rt t9 enc9mpass the wide spectrum 9f n9ntraditi9nal red-aligned relati9nships. The 9ther thing I w9uld like t9 p9int 9ut is the inherent im6alance 9f having 9ne day dedicated t9 tw9 9f the traditi9nal quadrants with9ut c9nsidering the lack 9f c9rresp9nding days f9r kismeses and auspistices. After all, Western 6ef9ran/Western Alternian, the de fact9 language 9f this platf9rm, has n9 day 9f the week 6eginning with a K 9r an A t9 match the alliterative affect that MatespritM9nday and M9irailM9nday have, which c9uld imply a lack 9f c9nsiderati9n. Auspisticism in particular is particularly underrepresented in s9ciety and 9n Chittr. Instead 9f setting aside separate days and p9tentially alienating pe9ple wh9 d9 n9t feel flushed 9r pale f9rms 9f r9mance, I w9uld rec9mmend including pitch and ashen relati9nship styles as well. My rec9mmendati9n is #6lackalignedDesignatedSanctificati9nM9nday, 9r #6DSM, f9r 6revity. S9 f9r th9se 9f y9u all9quadr9mantic individuals wh9 are ch99sing t9 spend t9day with their l9ved, pitied, hated, and/9r mediated 9nes, c9nsider #MPREG and #6DSM. Thank y9u.
the lot a you actually disgust me especially the softer among your pathetic ranks genuinely wwhat made you think that this platform wwas for humans anywway for that matter the land dwwellers here are just as bad the cowwardly sorts of vviolets i see on here arent helpin either my owwn flesh an blood ancestor is pailin some olivve nook did the cerulean leavve you too sea dry up so bad youre cannibalizin wwhats left of the land dwwellers seriously not to mention wwhen researchin my alternates ivve come to find out that half of them either ended up wwith some gutter wwench or wworse wwell maybe not wworse per se depends on the cases as you can imagine anywway you dont havve to wworry reader i am talkin to you pay attention im here to set this straight maybe wwith some elboww grease wwe can get the lowwbloods fearin the right an proper hierarchy again then again wwith the poor displays im seein on here i wwouldnt be scared a the lot of you either absolutely revvoltin cept kar he seems to be doin fine usually #nsfww #hemism

dont ask questions you dont vwant the answvers to shortstuff. i dont ewven got one of those
wwell yes bein a fat bottomed jezebel is par for the course but also the real test a attraction is their eagerness or specifically its lack nothin gets me goin like a kark that is vvisibly disgusted at the notion a my briny breath on his pygmies hes cryin candy red an breathlessly beggin me to stop
any time some libelous wwench gets the smart idea to spread lies about me leavvin a trail a pleasure goo in her dms its because shes hopin to get a gag fee outta me itd wwork too if at least ONE a these airheads bothered swweetenin the deal but none a them are wwillin to commit hard enough to slather their tootsies in grubsauce #ohwwell
the most beautiful sound in the wworld air trapped in the rubber gullet a your custom pail doll wwhile youre pressin dowwn hard on her throat only to be released in a melodious croak a plasticizer wwhen your bony hips crack her silicone wwobble cheeks wwith enough force to break the cupe creatin a giant hole in the floor wwhich sends you fallin dowwn three stories pail dolly in toww #nsfww
Well. Uh. 9k then!

Never needed to tell them, they've always been locked out.

i'd prefer y0u talk ab0ut s0me0ne getting expl0ded by a ship c0re s0 i can laugh at their misery. 0r y0urs. i'm n0t picky.

being empl0yed s0unds like hell if this is what y0u ch00se t0 d0 in y0ur free time instead.

I Would Offer To Help You Out Financially Because I Have The Funds, But I Simply Don't Want To.

it's fucking grilled cheese. it can't p0ssibly be seri0us en0ugh t0 warrant this kind 0f extended tirade, even fr0m y0u.
boTTh are good iin TTheiir own way2 TTbh one ii2 ju2TT beTTTTer TThan TThe oTTher dependiing on TThe day even my 2ad cheap griilled chee2e can hiiTT TThe 2poTT ouTT of a feeliing of famiiliiariiTTy. and krafTT 2iingle2 hiiTT on TThe fliip2iide TThough a fancy griilled chee2e make2 me feel liike a TTomodachii liife miiii bla2TTiing iin2 orbiiTT becau2e iiTT wa2 2o good. buTT TThaTT2 al2o iincludiing TThe non-chee2e facTTor2 liike TThe TType of bread, 2ea2oniing2 and TThe addiiTTiion of honey on TThe fryiing 2liice2
cloaca
Some fools make hooch in their toilets. But I'm a man of class and culture. I make toilet alfredo.
resist... resist....... a girl boutta blow a fuse #nsfw







