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6 minute's left oh god ok itll be cool im chill
OF COURS3, 1 COM3 B4CK 4ND 4N 3GB3RT 1S 4LR34DY TRY1NG TO G3T ON MY N3RV3S.
Ow.
[AHGFGJFKGNA MY BA#K MY BA#K AUHGFYHHH]
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Oh 3=:(
>> Agajwhwjw ¡ d¡dn't ડee th¡ડ t¡11 now and NOW ¡ don't remember what the med¡ate waડ about
obviously im dead could an alive person do this? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠛⠚⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⢤⡤⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠤⠴⠦⠤⢤⣹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠛⠃⢘⣟⣶⣀⣰⠋⠉⣏⠇⠸⢿⠤⢼⣿⠈⠟⣷⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⣇⠀⢠⡿⠂⠀⠀⠈⢧⡀⠈⣇⢇⢍⣒⡊⢄⢇⡞⠁⠀⢈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⠙⠋⠙⠦⣀⡀⠀⣏⠀⠀⠈⠲⠥⣶⣦⠵⠊⠀⡖⠒⠺⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⣺⠓⠋⢹⡄⠀⡰⠓⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢰⠋⠀⠉⣧⠀⣀⠤⠶⢾⠀⠀⠀⡩⠿⠣⡀⠙⠒⠚⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⢹⡞⠁⠀⠀⠈⠇⠀⠀⠢⢄⠤⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⢆⠀⠀⠠⡸⡞⣦⠀ ⠘⣆⠀⠀⢸⣶⡓⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠓⠦⣑⣵⠟⠳⢤ ⠀⠈⠢⣄⣸⣉⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⡎ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⢱⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⢤⠴⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣆⠁⡆⣀⣀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠚⠺⢿⠁⢌⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⢉⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⠤⠤⠴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
They were Thorsty.
this is what having the mpreg tag followed gets me... a rant...
I see t9day is apparently #MatespritM9nday and #M9irailM9nday. While I c9mmend y9u all 9n y9ur attempts at cele6rating y9ur red-aligned quadrants, I've n9ticed a few w9rrying features 9f this trend, and I w9uld like t9 9ffer s9me suggesti9ns t9 tweak things t9 6e a little less pr96lematic. F9r starters, it is inherently exclusi9nary t9 pe9ple f9r wh9m their r9mantic situati9ns can n9t s9 easily 6e defined as "matespritship" 9r "m9iraillegiance". S9me pe9ple's m9irail and matesprit are the same pers9n, als9 kn9wn as a matesrail 9r m9irailsprit. S9me p9lyquadrant relati9nships even take 9n signifiers 9f 6lack-aligned 9nes, in the case 9f a kismatesis, an ausprail, an ausprailsprit, a matespremesis, a kisrailstice, just t9 name a few. N9t t9 menti9n pe9ple wh9 reject the tr9ll quadrant system entirely 9r are 9therwise in 6lended tr9ll-human relati9nship wh9 w9uld prefer t9 refer t9 9nes partner as their wifesprit, mates6and, m9irailfriend, sp9userail, et cetera. My first suggesti9n is f9r us t9 rethink the n9menclature 9f this #M9nday. I rec9mmend instead #M9ndayf9rP9sitiveRelati9nshipEthicalGl9rificati9n 9r #MPREG f9r sh9rt t9 enc9mpass the wide spectrum 9f n9ntraditi9nal red-aligned relati9nships. The 9ther thing I w9uld like t9 p9int 9ut is the inherent im6alance 9f having 9ne day dedicated t9 tw9 9f the traditi9nal quadrants with9ut c9nsidering the lack 9f c9rresp9nding days f9r kismeses and auspistices. After all, Western 6ef9ran/Western Alternian, the de fact9 language 9f this platf9rm, has n9 day 9f the week 6eginning with a K 9r an A t9 match the alliterative affect that MatespritM9nday and M9irailM9nday have, which c9uld imply a lack 9f c9nsiderati9n. Auspisticism in particular is particularly underrepresented in s9ciety and 9n Chittr. Instead 9f setting aside separate days and p9tentially alienating pe9ple wh9 d9 n9t feel flushed 9r pale f9rms 9f r9mance, I w9uld rec9mmend including pitch and ashen relati9nship styles as well. My rec9mmendati9n is #6lackalignedDesignatedSanctificati9nM9nday, 9r #6DSM, f9r 6revity. S9 f9r th9se 9f y9u all9quadr9mantic individuals wh9 are ch99sing t9 spend t9day with their l9ved, pitied, hated, and/9r mediated 9nes, c9nsider #MPREG and #6DSM. Thank y9u.
These Shoes Are The Bees Knees Ha Ha I Am So Cool I Think
oh fuck no im NOT dancin that is not a duel thats gay
wwait no i didnt mean you kar i meant evveryone else this is just our uh fraternal banter
wwhat cro said you losels are takin this shit at nub vvalue just goes to showw howw stinkin stupid you all are
dont ask questions you dont vwant the answvers to shortstuff. i dont ewven got one of those
TH3 C4S1NO D1D TH1S TO M3
ST1LL B4LD BUT TH4NK YOU FOR TH3 W1GS 4ND NO 1 W1LL NOT B3 DO1NG COSPL4Y HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/W1G.G1F #G1F
#TrAuMaTuEsDaY i'd dO It aGaIn, KiLl tHeM SlOwEr tHiS TiMe. EnJoYeD It. I ThInK AbOuT ThAt tImElInE WhErE Kk dIdN'T GeT To cAlM Me dOwN AnD StArT YeArNiNg. #nOtMyTrAuMa #ViOlEnCe
so this is how dave feels
sTiLl wAnNa fUcK HiM So dAmN BaD ThO BrO
yE, i'm sEeIn tHaT, kNoWs hE'S LiKe sHiT So aNyOnE ThAt wAnTs hIm iS ShIt tOo. ThOuGhT I SlId oUt tHe mOtHeR WrOnG, mAkEs mE FeEl bEtTeR BoUt mY OwN PaN (o:
you greatly underestimate my storied history wwith concupiscent rejections if you think this is enough to make me cry like a guppy look me up i havve a slimin wworld record for this shit
wHaT ThE FuCk iS ThAt?!? SoMeOnE ThAt jUsT WaNtS HiM? SmH FaKe sLuT LiKeR RiGhT HeRe /O:
ᐖ SEEPING ᐛ
oH BuT MeSsIaH'S FoRbId iMmA SlUt? I HaTe tHiS MoThErFuCkEr sO MuCh bRo.
bRo... bRo wHaT ThE FuCk?! tHiS CaN'T Be tHe sAmE MoThErFuCkEr i wAnNa bEaT To dEaTh hAtEmAnCe sTyLe. EvErY FuCkInG ThInG I GoT ThE MiSfOrTuNe oF LeArNiNg aBoUt hIm mAkEs mY PaLmS ItCh. wElL ReAl mOtHeRfUcKiN' fUnNy yOu sAy tHaT CaUsE UhHhHh ... tHaT'S WhAt i kInDa wEnT AnD DiD. lIkE On bOtH AcCoUnTs. Is tHaT LiKe aBoVe oR BeLoW ThE FoOt gUy cAuSe i aIn't iNtO FeEt eItHeR If tHaT MoThErFuCkIn' HeLpS? yEaH, dOn't rEaLlY HeLp i bE SeEiNg sO MaNy mOtHeRfUcKeRs sAyIn' AlL LiKe vIoLeNcE AnD CuLlInG Is bAd oN HeRe. ReAlLy mIsS ThAt sHiT EvErY DaMn dAy, OnLy rEaLlY GoT My bLoOd fEaStIn' On uNdEr tHe bIg tOpS. WhAt tHe fUcK Is a cHiLi's?
mMmMm nOw tHiS Is kInDa fUcKiNg wOrSe bRo, DoN'T ReAlLy wAnNa gO AnD TeLl yOu aNd lIkE RuIn tHiS ChIlL ShIt wE GoT GoInG On rIgHt nOw. )o: yOu cAn dO It tOo mAn, ThIs pLaCe fUlL Of fReAkS ThAt mEaN WeLl ... mOsT Of tHe fUcKiNg tImE.
pRoBlEm iS BrO HaViNg a rEpUtAtIoN ThAt fUcKiNg pRoCeEdS YoU. gUeSs yOu ... wOuLdN'T ReAlLy gEt tHaT ShIt bUt iT'S AlWaYs nIcE To tAlK To a kK. hOpE I CaN To bUt eH 'm fInE TrYiNg oN ThE NeXt gO RoUnD. (o:
yEaH, sAw aNoThEr fUcKiNg mE On tHe fEeD YeArNiNg aNd sHiT. kInDa gOt a mOtHeRfUcKeR DoWn. HaRd tO LiKe eVeN MaKe nEw fRiEnDsHiPs, DoN'T EvEr rEmEmBeR ThE ShIt bEiNg sO HaRd. hI KaRkAt! (o:
bOuT WhAt bRoThEr?
sigh!!! well its still a weird feeling to me since i rarely do it
i think im going to sleep this off because it sure is making me uncomfortable
0n0
sorry chittr usually im not in a #yearning mood but tonight is a night for sure
TH3R3'S NO W4Y 4NYTH1NG H3 S41D 1S 4S B4D 4S TH4T 1N YOUR 3Y3S
I Am Proud Of You No Matter What You Are My Dear ♡
MY MOIRAIL BROKE UP WITH ME.
COULD THAT HAVE GONE ANY WORSE? I FUCKING DOUBT IT.
Sollux Is Attempting To Peer Pressure Me Into Fucking My Weed Supply
I Made This Post Whilst Way To High Forgive Me For My Poor Wording It Will Not Happen Again
my lust has caused my body to deteriorate evvery organ is ablaze wwith desire suddenly all i can think about is gay sex wwhat THE FLIP #nsfww
dont wworry about it
Nvm it's Karkat.
noticed a cute jadelette wwas starin at my crotch at the bookhivve its really big she said breathlessly fuck this is my chance i think to myself brocels im finally gonna lose my vv card its hard to ignore i respond swwishin back my eyebrowws as i lean back into a manspread but its still subtle enough wwhere she cant tell if im makin a movve or bein a douche thats a really big BOOK wwhats it about yup just got mogged by a copy a i wwont manipulate the unbelievvably hot duchess im just an unbelievvably cruel wwife vvolume 4 HEAR YE HEAR YE I AM OFFICIALLY LESS INTERESTIN TO WOMEN THAN A SHITTY FANTASY BOOK
I've been too busy to post. Hope you aren't bored of me.
oh my gog an i havve a headache this shit fuckin sucks
its appreciated
genuinely couldnt feel more shitty if i tried gog i wwish i had a moirail
i alomst won agianst the comamder an got hurt arleady i think it will be aoky *almost *against *commander *already *okay
nep wiped her grubby barbecue mitts all over my fresh fucking polish dammit #chilistrip
please do not question why im at chilis when i cant eat ok #chilistrip
i miss breadsticks man
embarrassed myself at the chilis cause i had olive garden on the brain sigh #chilistrip
normally id respond wwith somethin sardonic but in this day an age not bein a massivve wwhore is merit wworthy so from the bottom of my pusher i mean it wwhen i say congratufuckinlations
my high w0re 0ff and n0w i'm g0ing t0 g0 bash my f0rehead int0 the nearest flat surface until s0mething happens. g00d night 0r g00d m0rning 0r whatever happy #eridanweek. #substance
y0u kn0w a chitt is a little t00 real when it gets m0re pities than anything else.