Karkat "Fuse" Vantas
@kantankerousFuse
(Head + icon by workdailyblog) I'M JUST HERE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE HUBUB IS ABOUT. I MOSTLY USE GRUMBLR BUT HELLO. BLOG IS BY THE SAME NAME.
I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT DRAWING ME FAT. I AM FAT. DON'T DRAW ME PREGNANT. THAT SHIT IS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'M NOT CALLING YOU FAT, BY THE WAY. I AM FAT. YOU AREN'T.
I WAS WORRIED I WAS A DYING KARKAT TYPE. ALL THE OTHER ONES HERE ARE SUPER SKINNY, SO I WAS LIKE, "DAMN MAYBE I'M THE WEIRD ONE." THANK GOG IT'S NOT.
ugh. i d0nt even want two imagine that. i mean n0 HATE two skinny kks but thickness just l0oks g0od 0n you.
I DON'T DRINK A LOT OF TEA, BECAUSE THERE'S NOT A LOT AT MY JOB, BUT I LIKE PEPPERMINT TEA, HELPS WITH HEADACHES AND WHAT NOT.
D---> Never had peppermint tea before, how would you rate the taste?
WELL IF YOU LIKE PEPPERMIMT IT'S A 10/10. BUT I'D SAY 8.5/10. IT'S OKAY. BUT IT'S THE TEA I LIKE THE MOST. SO STILL PRETTY HIGH UP THERE.
NOTE: I'VE ONLY HAD IT AS A BLACK TEA. PEPPERMINT GREEN TEA MIGHT HAVE A STRONGER TASTE.
YEAH, SO IF YOU TRY IT I RECOMMEND BEING MORE EXPLORATIVE THAN I AM WITH MY FLAVOR PALETTE.
THE MEDIATE IS LOUD AND CLEAR HIMERO.
>> Agajwhwjw ¡ d¡dn't ડee th¡ડ t¡11 now and NOW ¡ don't remember what the med¡ate waડ about
I WAS HAVING A VERY NO-GOOD, VERY BAD DAY AT WORK AND CONSIDERED THROWING WRENCHES AT PEOPLE, AND YOU MEDIATED IT.
>> BWKWBWJWNWMN honeડt1y yeah that ડoundડ about r¡ght ¡'m ડorry that day waડn't go¡ng we11, haડ ¡t been any better ton¡ght?
DOUBLE MEDIATE, HEARING YOU TOO, GAMZEE. DAMN I'LL FUCKING CHILL.
No, Don't Listen To Them. Start Throwing Shit. #serene
n/) n/)/)/)/)/) keep d/)ing that thr/)wing thing i was invested in that
I see t9day is apparently #MatespritM9nday and #M9irailM9nday. While I c9mmend y9u all 9n y9ur attempts at cele6rating y9ur red-aligned quadrants, I've n9ticed a few w9rrying features 9f this trend, and I w9uld like t9 9ffer s9me suggesti9ns t9 tweak things t9 6e a little less pr96lematic. F9r starters, it is inherently exclusi9nary t9 pe9ple f9r wh9m their r9mantic situati9ns can n9t s9 easily 6e defined as "matespritship" 9r "m9iraillegiance". S9me pe9ple's m9irail and matesprit are the same pers9n, als9 kn9wn as a matesrail 9r m9irailsprit. S9me p9lyquadrant relati9nships even take 9n signifiers 9f 6lack-aligned 9nes, in the case 9f a kismatesis, an ausprail, an ausprailsprit, a matespremesis, a kisrailstice, just t9 name a few. N9t t9 menti9n pe9ple wh9 reject the tr9ll quadrant system entirely 9r are 9therwise in 6lended tr9ll-human relati9nship wh9 w9uld prefer t9 refer t9 9nes partner as their wifesprit, mates6and, m9irailfriend, sp9userail, et cetera. My first suggesti9n is f9r us t9 rethink the n9menclature 9f this #M9nday. I rec9mmend instead #M9ndayf9rP9sitiveRelati9nshipEthicalGl9rificati9n 9r #MPREG f9r sh9rt t9 enc9mpass the wide spectrum 9f n9ntraditi9nal red-aligned relati9nships. The 9ther thing I w9uld like t9 p9int 9ut is the inherent im6alance 9f having 9ne day dedicated t9 tw9 9f the traditi9nal quadrants with9ut c9nsidering the lack 9f c9rresp9nding days f9r kismeses and auspistices. After all, Western 6ef9ran/Western Alternian, the de fact9 language 9f this platf9rm, has n9 day 9f the week 6eginning with a K 9r an A t9 match the alliterative affect that MatespritM9nday and M9irailM9nday have, which c9uld imply a lack 9f c9nsiderati9n. Auspisticism in particular is particularly underrepresented in s9ciety and 9n Chittr. Instead 9f setting aside separate days and p9tentially alienating pe9ple wh9 d9 n9t feel flushed 9r pale f9rms 9f r9mance, I w9uld rec9mmend including pitch and ashen relati9nship styles as well. My rec9mmendati9n is #6lackalignedDesignatedSanctificati9nM9nday, 9r #6DSM, f9r 6revity. S9 f9r th9se 9f y9u all9quadr9mantic individuals wh9 are ch99sing t9 spend t9day with their l9ved, pitied, hated, and/9r mediated 9nes, c9nsider #MPREG and #6DSM. Thank y9u.
I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED READING AS SOON AS I SAW #MPREG, BUT YET HERE THE FUCK I AM. MPREG AND FUCKING #BDSM
the lot a you actually disgust me especially the softer among your pathetic ranks genuinely wwhat made you think that this platform wwas for humans anywway for that matter the land dwwellers here are just as bad the cowwardly sorts of vviolets i see on here arent helpin either my owwn flesh an blood ancestor is pailin some olivve nook did the cerulean leavve you too sea dry up so bad youre cannibalizin wwhats left of the land dwwellers seriously not to mention wwhen researchin my alternates ivve come to find out that half of them either ended up wwith some gutter wwench or wworse wwell maybe not wworse per se depends on the cases as you can imagine anywway you dont havve to wworry reader i am talkin to you pay attention im here to set this straight maybe wwith some elboww grease wwe can get the lowwbloods fearin the right an proper hierarchy again then again wwith the poor displays im seein on here i wwouldnt be scared a the lot of you either absolutely revvoltin cept kar he seems to be doin fine usually #nsfww #hemism
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YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON I KNOW, KANAYA.