JJUST A FAN
@alternasiaGlamorizer
ECLECTIIC CONSUMER OF ALTERNASIIA MEDIIA AND UNDERGROUND TUNES IIN SERVIICE TO A BEAUTIIFUL COBALT WITH IIMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY MANGAKA DREAMS
THIIS IIS A CHIITT THAT WIILL TURN IINTO A LONGFORM DOCUMENTATIION OF MY CURRENT WATCHLIIST OF SHOWS AND MEDIIAS MOST OF WHIICH ARE ALTERNASIIAN IIN ORIIGIIN BUT II WIILL OCCASIIONALLY DABBLE IIN WESTERN CONTENT BECAUSE IIT IIS MORE EASIILY RETAIINED UM SO IIGNORE THIIS CHIITT IIT IIS NOT ACTUALLY REAL THE TIITLES BELOW ARE JJUST THERE SO II DO NOT FORGET TO IINCLUDE THEM LATER ""OUR MIINUSCULE HOOFBEASTS NUMBERED SIIX IIN TOTAL GO ON GLORIIOUS ADVENTURES FOR MIIGHT AND THE EXPANSIION OF THE IIIIMPERIIAL REGIIME"" ""THE WARRIIOR OF THE MOON WAS ACTUALLY A SPOONFEEDIING GIIRL WIITH NO AMBIITIIONS AT ALL"" ""A COMPLIICATED CLASS SYSTEM DEVIISED TO FIILTER THE BEST ANTHROPOMORPHIIC LUSIIII TO THE TOP OF THE PECKIING ORDER HAS SUBSEQUENTLY SUBJJUGATED THE HIISTORIICALLY DOMIINANT MEMBERS OF SOCIIETY LEAVIING ONLY THE SO-CALLED BEASTARS TO MANAGE POLIITIICAL DECIISIIONS"" ""THE WORLD RENOWNED ASSASSIIN WAS HORRIIFIICALLY IINJJURED TO THE POIINT OF REQUIIRIING A WHEELCHAIIR BUT HIIS COMATOSE STATE IIS REVERSIIBLE IIF HE ENCOUNTERS A GENUIINE IINTENT TO KIILL SO HE IIS WORKIING AS AN ASSASSIIN AGAIIN IIN A MODIIFIIED MOBIILIITY DEVIICE BEST DESCRIIBED AS A TANK CHAIIR""
,., MMMM_ ,.., "_ "__"MMMMM ,...,, ,..., __." --" ,., _-"MMMMMMM MMMMMM"___ "_._ MMM"_."" _ """""" """"" "" , \_. "_. ." In all regions of Alternasia and Beforasia... ,., _"__ \__./ ." there exists a universal adoration for the seasons. MMMMM_" "_ ./ Embrace a badge that signifies that, with '''' ( ) FOREVER, IN SPRING. ._______________.-'____"---._. \ / \________________________/ (_) (_)
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #foreverinspring
Yes!
YOU ARE VERY GRACIIOUS IINDEED THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THIIS OPPORTUNIITY JJUNIIOR YOU ARE NOT A LIIFEFORM BUT YOU ARE EXACTLY AS HELPFUL AS ONE WHIICH IIS JJUST AS GOOD
\ O >< O / ?? #happytohelp?
Junior-san. You know what to do.
Yes!
Much appreciated.
\ n >< n / #forhonor #forglory #foranimefigurines
Now Th|s Seems Appropr|ate For One Such As Me |f Perm|tted. Perhaps The Beforan Badge |'ve Been See|ng Runn|ng Around As Well Wh|le Youre As |t Please.
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #forglory #forbeforus
MY SIITUATIION IIS ESCALATIING RAPIIDLY AND WORSENED BY THE ACIID RAIIN PREDIICAMENT WHIICH HAS COMPLETELY HAMPERED MY OPTIIONS FOR ESCAPE THIIS IIS EXTREMELY PRESSIING II AM FREAKIING OUT ON A LEVEL PREVIIOUSLY NOT KNOWN TO BE POSSIIBLE THAT OTHER TROLL IIS ALMOST CERTAIINLY DEAD OH MY STARS
༻𐫱༺ Typically sspeaking a rainbowdrinker will glow w𝒽en attacking 🌻 T𝒽ey may alsso move quite fasst 🌻 You may ssee woundss on t𝒽em t𝒽at look like t𝒽ey may be fatal yet t𝒽ey will sstill move around 🌻 You will often ssee fangss 🌻 T𝒽oug𝒽 by t𝒽at point it may be too late 🌻 If t𝒽ey 𝒽ave a ready ssource of blood nearby t𝒽ey ss𝒽ould leave you alone- t𝒽e fress𝒽ly dead or dying will do 🌻 For mosst of uss, cutting off t𝒽e 𝒽ead iss an effective form of desstruction 🌻 Sstabbing t𝒽em t𝒽roug𝒽 t𝒽e puss𝒽er iss an effective way to sstun t𝒽em 🌻 #violence #deat𝒽 ༻𐫱༺
IIT UM OR MAYBE II SHOULD SAY SHE IIS CURRENTLY SHAKIING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A VERY DEAD #CORPSE AROUND BY THE NECK AND THERE IIS DEFIINIITELY GLOWIING IIT IIS BRIIGHT ENOUGH TO BE VERY HARD TO SEE MANY DETAIILS II HAVE TRIIED TO HIIDE UNDER AN AWNIING BEHIIND A WASTER COLLECTIION BIIN BUT II AM IIN THE BACK OF THIIS ALLEY WHIILE SHE OCCUPIIES THE FRONT WHAT SHOULD II DO II CANNOT BE IIN THE OPEN FOR VERY LONG THIIS UMBRELLA IIS ALREADY UNHAPPY WIITH THE CURRENT RAIIN SIITUATIION
༻𐫱༺ It ssoundss like ss𝒽e iss 𝒽ungry t𝒽en 🌻 𝒽mn 🌻 𝒽ass ss𝒽e noticed you 🌻 And w𝒽ere are you 🌻 If I'm nearby I could come and assssisst 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
II AM CURRENTLY LOCATED ON ALTERNIIUM-4 IIN THE EAST QUADRANT OF THE FIIRST ALTERNIIAN GALAXY SO ONE OF THE COLONY PLANETS UM II DO NOT THIINK SHE HAS NOTIICED ME II WAS HIIDIING IIN THE ALLEY FOR OTHER REASONS WHEN SHE CHASED THE UH ""VIICTIIM"" IIN HERE AND POUNCED LIIKE A WIILD HOWLBEAST THERE IIS SO MUCH #BLOOD
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽mn 🌻 I do not t𝒽ink t𝒽at iss my planet 🌻 🌻 🌻 A𝒽 🌻 Deep breat𝒽ss, yess 🌻 It will be alrig𝒽t 🌻 Your optionss at t𝒽iss point are to eit𝒽er make yoursself ssmall and wait 🌻 Or to walk out and pretend you cannot ssee 𝒽er 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
WALK OUT AND PRETEND II DO NOT SEE HER SEEMS A LIITTLE UM #SUIICIIDAL FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM THE POWER OF IIGNORANCE IIS VERY STRONG BUT II DOUBT IIT WIILL HAVE EFFECTS ON SOMETROLL ACTIIVELY DOIING SLURPIING NOIISES
༻𐫱༺ A large part of it iss to not pressent yoursself as prey 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
THAT IIS FAIIR UM SO THE OPTIIONS ARE NARROWIING SLIIGHTLY ONLY BECAUSE IIT IIS CURRENTLY ACIID RAIINIING WHIICH IIS NOT IIDEAL AND MY UMBRELLA IIS OLD II AM FEARFUL FOR THE IINTEGRIITY BUT IIN THE MOMENT II AM ATTEMPTIING TO BE BRAVE WHIILE WEIIGHIING MY OPTIIONS IIT IIS NOT MY FIINEST HOUR DO YOU THIINK II SHOULD RUN OR JJUST WALK OR MAYBE ATTEMPT CONVERSATIION TO SEEM PLEASANT
༻𐫱༺ Walk 🌻 Running will make you sseem like prey 🌻 Ss𝒽e likely will not want to talk 🌻 At mosst you will want to do a polite nod 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
ADMIITTEDLY II AM TERRIIFIIED OF DOIING THIIS IINCORRECTLY II PIICKED A TERRIIBLE DAY TO DRESS IIN SPARKLY CLOTHIING EVERYTHIING IIS JJIINGLY AND OH NO OH NO OH NO SHE IIS COMIING TOWARDS THE BACK OF THE ALLEY II DO NOT KNOW IIF SHE HAS SEEN ME OR NOT
HELLO LIITTLE PALMHUSK TROLLS THIIS IIS AN EMERGENCY THIIS IIS THE MOST IIMPORTANT CHIITT II HAVE EVER IISSUED PLEASE RESPOND IIMMEDIIATELY IIF YOU HAVE IINFORMATIION ON IIDENTIIFYIING WHAT A ""RAIINBOW DRIINKER"" LOOKS LIIKE THIIS IIS A PRESSIING MATTER THIIS IIS IINCREDIIBLY TIIME SENSIITIIVE HELP
HELLO II HOPE THIIS IIS IIN RESPONSE TO THE BODY OF MY CHIITT AND NOT THE IIMMEDIIATE OPENIING OF IIT
༻𐫱༺ O𝒽 dear 🌻 I can assssisst 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
YES PLEASE IIF THAT IIS POSSIIBLE II AM LIISTENIING OR IIN THIIS CASE READIING VERY CAREFULLY
PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE NOT PRESENTLY IIN THE ALLEY WIITH ME ON ALTERNIIUM-4 THAT WOULD BE IINCREDIIBLY AWKWARD AND HORRIIBLE ACTUALLY
THAT IIS A RELIIEF BUT ONLY BARELY TO BE CLEAR II DO NOT HAVE ANY IISSUES WIITH ""RAIINBOW DRIINKER"" TROLLS II AM JJUST PRESENTLY IIN DANGER II THIINK
HELLO TO ALL THE LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK IIT IIS A GLORIIOUS LIIGHT FOR MYSELF AS A MEMBER OF THE NON-WORKIING POPULACE ONLY FOR TOLIIGHT FOR IIT IIS IIN THE EVE THAT II WIILL HAVE MY FIINAL FREEDOMS BEFORE UNDERTAKIING THE WRATH OF A COBALT EMPLOYER TO THAT END II AM ENJJOYIING THESE FLEETIING MOMENTS OF SAFETY UM HOW ARE YOU DOIING ARE YOU WELL
Apologies for the wait. @arcaneAspirations and @writtenRevolution https://64.media.tumblr.com/2ff014b87e2cb4d33fac6808ffa14f4a/c34e060eb6b40c0a-96/s1280x1920/2b93d8627de9f8e43a8e77b933970a40cc3c1743.png
I am glad you enjoy it. I thought that it was a very nice request.
woah / gosh / this is amazing / i love this / thank you so much / i love you
your art style is so adorable / i love this so much / gosh / i could cry
Thank you, i'm glad that you enjoy it. If you're going to cry, it seems you have a very loving matesprit to hold while you do. Treasure each other, yes?
i know / she's amazing / i adore her
THIIS IIS A VERY DELIIGHTFUL IIMAGE YOU HAVE PROPERLY CAPTURED THE ""CUTE"" FACTOR OF TWO TROLLS IIN A WARM QUADRANT UM AND CHIIXIIE LOOKS ESPECIIALLY WONDERFUL HERE THANK YOU FOR TAKIING THE TIIME TO MAKE SUCH AN EXCELLENT PIIECE ON BEHALF OF THE OSHIIMEN YOU HAVE MY ETERNAL APPRECIIATIION
Thank you. I am glad to hear that. Cuteness was the aspect I was angling for.
>--D=Adorable=haha=:)//<
LAST DAY ON-CALL FOR MY HORRIIBLE JJOB BEFORE II AM PERMIITTED TO ENJJOY A NIICE LONG BREAK OF UM FOUR LIIGHTS WHIICH IIS NOT A LOT IIN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THIINGS BUT IIT MAKES ME FEEL A LIITTLE BETTER KNOWIING THAT II HAVE THIIS TIIME SPECIIFIICALLY FREE OF ALL CONSEQUENCE
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthat z0undz very nice. [END MESSAGE]
II HAD MAYBE PLANNED TO FIINALLY PIICK UP MY MERCH DROP FROM THE POST SO II COULD HAVE A LIITTLE PHOTOGRAPHIIC MOMENT BUT II AM VERY NERVOUS TO BE HONEST IIT SCARES ME TO BE SEEN OR KNOWN IIN ANY CAPACIITY
PERHAPS IIT IIS VERY SLIIGHTLY ""CREEPY"" TO WATCH TWO OTHER TROLLS EXPERIIENCE A SOFT ATTRACTIION TO ONE ANOTHER THAT COULD BE FLUSHED OR PALE BUT II AM VERY AWKWARD SO II AM NOT ENTIIRELY SURE WHAT THE MOST APPROPRIIATE ""II AM WATCHIING NOT TO BE WEIIRD BUT TO BE SUPPORTIIVE"" IIMPLIICATIION IIS UM THE POIINT IIS THAT HELMS HAVE A UNIIQUE MEANS OF FLIIRATIION THAT IIS IINSPIIRATIIONAL TO ME IIN BOTH BLUNTNESS AND LACKED PHYSIICALIITY II HOPE THIIS IIS NOT OFFENSIIVE TO SAY
GOOD LIIGHT LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II DIID REACH MY HIIVE SAFELY LAST DUSK BUT II STAYED UP ALL NIIGHT DOIING SIILLY STUPIID THIINGS LIIKE REWATCHIING ONE OF MY FAVORIITE EPIISODES OF A COMFORT MEDIIA WHIICH HAS LEFT ME TIIRED PERHAPS BORDERIING ON #DEAD SO II AM HOPIING MY EMPLOYER DECIIDES TO NOT BOTHER OPENIING TOLIIGHT
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it happenz tt0 tthe bezt 0f uz. [ACTION:QUERY] what waz tthe media? [END MESSAGE]
II AM NOT OF THE BEST MORE OF THE MIIDDLE OF THE SWARM BUT THERE IIS NO SHAME IIN JJUST KIIND OF BEIING SOMETROLL IIN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THE EMPIIRE UM THE MEDIIA WAS A LIITTLE EMBARRASSIING BUT II TRUST THAT YOU WIILL NOT BE MEAN ABOUT IIT SO HERE IIT IIS ""THE WORLD RENOWNED ASSASSIIN WAS HORRIIFIICALLY IINJJURED TO THE POIINT OF REQUIIRIING A WHEELCHAIIR BUT HIIS COMATOSE STATE IIS REVERSIIBLE IIF HE ENCOUNTERS A GENUIINE IINTENT TO KIILL SO HE IIS WORKIING AS AN ASSASSIIN AGAIIN IIN A MODIIFIIED MOBIILIITY DEVIICE BEST DESCRIIBED AS A TANK CHAIIR""
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. tthat z0undz quite fun. tthank y0u. i wi11 add it tt0 my 1izt. [END MESSAGE]
IIT MIIGHT NOT BE RELEASED IIN YOUR REGIION BUT II COULD SUPPLY YOU WIITH THE MANGA IIF THAT PERHAPS APPEALS IIT IIS VERY UM BLOODY AND FULL OF #GORE BUT MY APPRECIIATIION IIS VERY MULTIIFACTED BECAUSE IIT EXPLORES THE NATURE OF DIISABIILIITY AS AN IIMMUTABLE TRAIIT WHIICH DOES NOT ALTER THE QUADAPPEAL OF THE PRIIMARY CHARACTER
[BEGIN MESSAGE] h0w interezting. i w0u1d very much 1ike tt0 read it. tthank y0u. [END MESSAGE]
HERE IIS THE LIINK TO THE IIMPERIIAL CONNECTIION THAT II USE IIN ORDER TO SHARE IIT WIITH MY COHORTS THIIS VERSIION SHOULD BE IIN COMMON ALTERNIIAN RATHER THAN IIN SUNSIIDE IISLE DIIALECT EAST ALTERNIIAN UM YOU MIIGHT LIIKE IIT THE PRIIMARY CHARACTER IIS MODELED AFTER A HELM IIN DESIIGN EVEN IIF HE IIS ACTUALLY A COOLBLOOD IIN EXECUTIION
https://weebcentral.com/chapters/01JJ76XZ7NEVT7N16QTYJJ93Y6N9
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthank y0u. :> i am 0n1y juzt ztarting tt0 read manga and watch anime z0 tthiz iz nice. [END MESSAGE]
IIF YOU EVER WOULD LIIKE FURTHER RECOMMENDATIIONS II HAVE A FEW REVIIEW CHANNELS THAT II FREQUENT AND ALSO MY OWN BACKLOG OF MEDIIA TO CHEW IINTO PULP
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i a1wayz d0. tthank y0u f0r y0ur azziztance. [END MESSAGE]
HELLO LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II HAVE SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED MY SHIIFT BUT NOW II MUST MAKE THE JJOURNEY HIIVE WHIICH HAS BEEN FURTHER COMPLIICATED BY DRONE IINCIIDENTS ALONG MY TYPIICAL SKIITTERIING ROUTE THIIS MEANS II AM RELUCTANTLY RELYIING ON THE BUSBUG SYSTEM AGAIIN DESPIITE A TRAUMATIIC EXPERIIENCE II WIILL BE BRAVE BUT II AM UNHAPPY
IIT HAS BEEN A GRUELIING SHIIFT BUT II HAVE MANAGED TO AVOIID SPEAKIING TO ANYONE AFTER THAT HORRIIBLE BUSBUG HELM ENCOUNTER WHIICH MADE ME WANT TO CURL IINTO A GRUBBIISH POSIITIION UNTIIL THE ACIID RAIIN TOOK ME UM IIT WAS PROBABLY NOT THAT BAD BUT MY PUSHER IIS RATTLIING JJUST THIINKIING BACK SO II WIILL CONTIINUE TRYIING TO ENJJOY MY BREAK PROPERLY #WORKPOSTIING
RUDE >8/ I WOU/DVE ATTACKED THAT ASSSSHO/E ROGHT THEN AND THERE >8/
II WOULD LIIKE TO BELIIEVE THIIS BUT II AM NOT SURE THERE WAS NO POIINT OF REFERENCE OR ANOTHER TROLL NEARBY THAT COULD CONFIIRM WHETHER THIIS WAS A STRANGE SIITUATIION OR NOT
UM II FEEL IIT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A FAIIR SIITUATIION TO PULL HEMORANK JJUST BECAUSE II WAS A LIITTLE BIIT UPSET REALIISTIICALLY IIT IIS PROBABLY SOMETHIING THAT II DIID WHIICH UPSET THE HELM SO BADLY II JJUST MIISS THE ONE II TYPIICALLY SEE ON MY USUAL BUSBUG LIINE THAT ONE IIS NIICE TO ME DESPIITE NOT HAVIING TO BE
WHAT DID YOU DO THAT COU/D HAVE POSSSSIB/Y UPSSET THAT HE/M >8?
UM
MY POINT EXACT/Y >8/
MAYBE II WAS TOO HEAVY OR NOIISY II DO NOT KNOW IIT JJUST SEEMED SO SUDDEN AND EXTREME II HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO CONTEXTUALIIZE THE SIITUATIION MY OUTFIIT IIS VERY BRIIGHT AND ""GAUDY"" MAYBE THAT IIS OFFENSIIVE TO HELMS FOR SOME REASON II DO NOT KNOW ABOUT
WE// IM SSURE YOUR OUTFIT ISS FINE >8/
IIT VEXES ME PERHAPS II WIILL DO A ""REVEAL"" TO ASCERTAIIN WHETHER OR NOT THE OUTFIIT WAS THE PROBLEM
HM >8/ WE// I// BE SSURE TO HAVE A /OOK IF YOU DECIDE TO DO THAT >83
WHY IIS EVERYTROLL SHARIING THEIIR MEASUREMENTS WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIIS SERVE YOU ARE RUNNIING THE RIISK OF SHARIING PERSONAL IIDENTIIFYIING IINFORMATIION ON A MONIITORED IIMPERIIAL FREQUENCY YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL
we're all sharing in the hope to receive our own custom personal sized caskets
OH UM WELL II AM NOT SHOPPIING FOR ONE MYSELF BUT II WIISH EVERYTROLL SUCCESS IIN THIIS VENTURE COURTIING DEATH IIS A CULTURAL PASTIIME FOR MANY ALTERNIIANS THANK YOU FOR CLARIIFYIING
AHHHHH THE BUSBUG IIS HERE THE HELM LOOKS REALLY ANGRY OR MAYBE THAT IIS JJUST THEIIR FACE THE ENTIIRE CARRIIAGE IIS EMPTY IIT IIS JJUST ME WIITH NOBODY ELSE IINSIIDE TO HIIDE BEHIIND OR PRETEND II AM IIGNORIING THIIS IIS SO AWKWARD II SHOULD HAVE WALKED BUT II ALREADY USED MY PASS NOOOOOOO
THE HELM HAS GLANCED AT ME FOUR TIIMES OVER THE COURSE OF TWO STOPS II AM GOIING TO BE PANMELTED THIIS IIS THE END FOR ME II AM SO SORRY II DO NOT LIIKE USIING THE BUSBUGS II KNOW II AM HEAVY II DO NOT WANT TO BE OUT THIIS BRIIGHT EIITHER
II CLUCKFLUTTERED AND JJUST WAIITED FOR THE NEXT BUSBUG IIN THE ROTATIION THE NEW ONE THAT II MIIGHT HAVE HAD AWKWARD IINTERACTIIONS WIITH LOOKED VERY TIIRED AND THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY LARGE MEMBER OF THE MIIRTHFUL FAIITH TAKIING UP MOST OF THE CARRIIAGE SO II MADE UP AN EXCUSE ABOUT NOT HAVIING MY PASS ACTUALLY II AM PRETENDIING THAT THE HELM LOOKED RELIIEVED BUT ULTIIMATELY II AVOIIDED THIIS FOR MY OWN SELFIISH REASONS UM BUT THE NEXT ONE IIS DUE IIN FIIVE CLIICKS WIISH ME LUCK
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g00d 1uck. [ACTION:QUERY] d0 y0u have a b00k 0r anything tt0 pazz tthe ttime? [END MESSAGE]
OH NO II DIID NOT BRIING ANYTHIING II PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE UM LET ME CHECK IINSIIDE OF MY CARRYPOUCH PLEASE HOLD
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthat iz 0kay. tthe ttr011z in y0ur pa1mhuzk can entertain y0u. [END MESSAGE]
THIIS IIS TRUE ACTUALLY II DIID NOT FIIND MUCH JJUST A PEN AND SOME OLD RECEIIPTS THAT DO NOT HAVE ANY CARBON LEFT DUE TO BEIING OLD SOMETIIMES II KEEP THESE FOR TAKIING NOTES BUT WIITHOUT A FIIRM SURFACE II AM SOMEWHAT IINCAPABLE SO IIT MUST BE THE LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK IINSTEAD
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hee hee. it iz a funny tterm. [END MESSAGE]
IIS IIT A FUNNY TERM II WAS NOT AWARE DO YOU MANY ELABORATIING HUMOR IIS NOT ONE OF MY STRENGTHS
OH NO IIT IIS A DIIFFERENT BUGBUS HELM II AM NOT READY FOR THIIS II ONLY HAVE RAPPORT WIITH THE ONE WHO OPERATES THE 80085 LIINE WHAT IIF THEY TRY TO MAKE CONVERSATIION WHIILE II AM TRYIING TO BOARD OR REJJECT MY PASS OH NO OH NO OH NO
THE PIICK-UP POIINT HAS BEEN LOCATED BUT THE SCHEDULE FOR THIIS PIICK-UP POIINT IIS VERY DIIFFERENT FROM THE ONE DIIRECTLY OUTSIIDE MY HIIVE SO IIN SHORT II WIILL BE COMBUSTIING WIITH SHAME II HAVE TO WAIIT SEVERAL CLIICKS LONGER THAN ANTIICIIPATED WHIICH MEANS II COULD HAVE SPENT LONGER DOIING MY OUTFIITTIING TOLIIGHT EVERYTHIING IIS GOIING TO HEAVEN IIN A WOVEN PRONG-HELD POUCH
FURTHER TERRIIBLE NEWS ON THE MATTER OF COMMUTIING TO #WORKPOSTIING THERE IIS CONSTRUCTIION ALONG MY USUAL ROUTE WHIICH COMPLIICATES THE MATTER OF BUSBUGGIING OR SCUTTLEBUGGY PASSAGE II MUST SEEK A NEW PIICK-UP POIINT DESPIITE BEIING WHOLLY UNPREPARED FOR SUCH THIIS IIS THE WORST II MIIGHT NOT EVEN SEE THE USUAL BUGBUS HELM AND IIT WIILL BE SO AWKWARD
IIN THAT VEIIN ALSO KNOWN AS THE FOLLOWIING UP OF MY LAST CHIITT II WIILL SOON BE COMMUTIING TO MY JJOB WHIICH IIS UNPLEASANT AT THIIS TIIME OF DAY THERE IIS STIILL ACIID ON THE SCUTTLEWAYS FROM EARLY DAWN CLEANIING SO II CANNOT TAKE MY USUAL ROUTE SIIMPLY WALKIING TO WORK IINSTEAD II HAVE TO USE A BUGBUS OR SCUTTLECAB DOIING THIIS MAKES ME VERY ANXIIOUS FOR MANY REASONS AHHHHHHH
TERRIIBLE NEWS FOR THE LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK IIT IIS TIIME FOR A LATE LIIGHT SHIIFT IIT IIS NOT THE WORST KIIND OF SHIIFT WHERE II AM DEALIING WIITH THE HEIINOUS PATRONS OR THE IINTREPIID PARTIICIIPANTS BUT IINSTEAD A SLOW BORIING SHIIFT WHERE II SCRUB EVERYTHIING UNTIIL MY PRONGS ARE NUMB HOWEVER II CAN LIISTEN TO CHIIXIIE THE ENTIIRE TIIME WHIICH IIS A GREAT BOON THIIS IIS TECHNIICALLY #WORKPOSTIING
GOOD LIIGHT LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II HAVE LEARNED SOMETHIING DEVASTATIING WHIICH IIS NOT ACTUALLY UPSETTIING BUT II AM PRETENDIING IIT IIS IIN A DOOM CALL WIITH MY EMPLOYER WHIILE II CHIITT IIRRESPONSIIBLY ABOUT THE MATTER II DO NOT HAVE TO ATTEND MY JJOB DUE TO HEAVY ACIID RAIIN WHIICH IIS AMAZIING EVEN IIF II FORGOT TO BRIING IIN A CHAIIR WHIICH IIS NOW SIIZZLIING VERY LOUDLY
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h dear. p1eaze be zafe. [END MESSAGE]
II WIILL ENDEAVOR TO BE SAFE II DO NOT HAVE TO GO OUT FOR ANY REASON TOLIIGHT OR TONIIGHT SIINCE MY JJOB HAS DIISMIISSED MY SHIIFT CELEBRATIING THAT II DIID NOT WANT TO GO AT ALL BUT II RECENTLY SHOPPED SO II AM SET TO REMAIIN IINSIIDE FOR THE DURATIION OF THE ACIID SHOWERS THEY ARE PLEASANT TO LOOK AT EVEN IIF THAT CHAIIR IIS BEIING OBLIITERATED
WHAT IIS A ""BIINGO"" AND WHAT DOES A BARKBEAST HAVE TO DO WIITH THIIS TERM