JJUST A FAN
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ECLECTIIC CONSUMER OF ALTERNASIIA MEDIIA AND UNDERGROUND TUNES IIN SERVIICE TO A BEAUTIIFUL COBALT WITH IIMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY MANGAKA DREAMS
THIIS IIS A CHIITT THAT WIILL TURN IINTO A LONGFORM DOCUMENTATIION OF MY CURRENT WATCHLIIST OF SHOWS AND MEDIIAS MOST OF WHIICH ARE ALTERNASIIAN IIN ORIIGIIN BUT II WIILL OCCASIIONALLY DABBLE IIN WESTERN CONTENT BECAUSE IIT IIS MORE EASIILY RETAIINED UM SO IIGNORE THIIS CHIITT IIT IIS NOT ACTUALLY REAL THE TIITLES BELOW ARE JJUST THERE SO II DO NOT FORGET TO IINCLUDE THEM LATER ""OUR MIINUSCULE HOOFBEASTS NUMBERED SIIX IIN TOTAL GO ON GLORIIOUS ADVENTURES FOR MIIGHT AND THE EXPANSIION OF THE IIIIMPERIIAL REGIIME"" ""THE WARRIIOR OF THE MOON WAS ACTUALLY A SPOONFEEDIING GIIRL WIITH NO AMBIITIIONS AT ALL"" ""A COMPLIICATED CLASS SYSTEM DEVIISED TO FIILTER THE BEST ANTHROPOMORPHIIC LUSIIII TO THE TOP OF THE PECKIING ORDER HAS SUBSEQUENTLY SUBJJUGATED THE HIISTORIICALLY DOMIINANT MEMBERS OF SOCIIETY LEAVIING ONLY THE SO-CALLED BEASTARS TO MANAGE POLIITIICAL DECIISIIONS"" ""THE WORLD RENOWNED ASSASSIIN WAS HORRIIFIICALLY IINJJURED TO THE POIINT OF REQUIIRIING A WHEELCHAIIR BUT HIIS COMATOSE STATE IIS REVERSIIBLE IIF HE ENCOUNTERS A GENUIINE IINTENT TO KIILL SO HE IIS WORKIING AS AN ASSASSIIN AGAIIN IIN A MODIIFIIED MOBIILIITY DEVIICE BEST DESCRIIBED AS A TANK CHAIIR""
THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSIING THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSIING II HATE BEIING MIISTAKEN FOR RUDE BUT II AM RUDE SO OFTEN WIITHOUT MEANIING TO BE II HAVE TO FIIGURE OUT WHAT IIT IIS ABOUT ME THAT CAUSES THIIS REACTIION OR IIS IIT JJUST HOW II WAS HATCHED IIS THERE ANY WAY TO IIMPROVE ON THIIS CONCEPT
HELLO LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK TRAGEDY HAS STRUCK AND BY STRUCK II MEAN THAT II WALKED IINTO A DOOR FRAME THAT WAS NOT SUIITABLE TO MY HEIIGHT SO II AM EXCUSED FROM ALL #WORKPOSTIING UNTIIL II FEEL BETTER DUE TO MY EMPLOYER BEIING VERY LENIIENT AND KIIND
LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II HAVE A VERY IIMPORTANT QUESTIION ABOUT A BADGE II SAW EARLIIER BUT WAS UNSURE OF THE ORIIGIIN OR IINTENT IIT MAY HOLD THE BADGE WAS CALLED ""TROLLTIISM"" WHAT IIS THE PURPOSE OF THIIS BADGE
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WHAT IIS A ""NEURODIIVERGENCE"" II KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ANSWERED ONE OF MY QUESTIIONS ALREADY BUT THE ANSWER HAS SPARKED A SECONDARY LIINE OF IINQUIIRY PLEASE FORGIIVE THIIS OVERSTEP IIF IIT IIS READ IIN THAT FASHIION II AM SIIMPLY CURIIOUS
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BUT THERE IIS NO STANDARDIIZATIION OF PAN PROCESSIING THAT WOULD RENDER ALL TROLLS TO BE ON THE IINTELLECTUAL SCOPE OF A DRONE WHIICH IIS NOT AN ENVIIABLE POSIITIION TO BE IIN SO WE MUST ALL BE UNIIQUE IIN OUR SPOONFEEDIING AND PANFLOW THIIS TERM IIS NOT USEFUL TO ME
GOOD LIIGHT LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II HAVE RECEIIVED MY VERY FIIRST BADGE THROUGH THE MEANS OF ""ASKIING"" WHIICH WAS A NOVEL EXPERIIENCE II WAS VERY BRAVE ABOUT IIT SO II WOULD APPRECIIATE NIICENESS AND PRAIISE BUT IIT IIS NOT REQUIIRED BECAUSE THIIS IIS SOMETHIING ALMOST ANY MOLTED TROLL CAN DO WIITH SOME EFFORT
GOOD LIIGHT LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK IIT IIS STIILL MY TIIME OFF MY SCHEDULE HAS BEEN VERY STRANGE RECENTLY WE WIILL NOT DIIG IINTO WHY BECAUSE THAT IIS BORIING WHAT II CAN SAY IIS THAT MY VERTEBRATE COLUMN IIS IIN TREMENDOUS PAIIN FOR REASONS II CANNOT DIISCERN WHIICH COULD MEAN THAT II AM DOOMED
Nighty nighty nighty night! If the bed bugs bite, I'll bite them back for you!
YOU ARE VERY NIICE TO DO SO BUT II HAVE BEEN IINFORMED THAT THE TIINY BUGS MIIGHT BE GOLDBLOODS WHO MANAGE ALL OF THE ELECTRIICIITY IIN MY HIIVE SO IIT WOULD BE A VERY BAD IIDEA TO BIITE THEM WHEN THEY ARE JJUST LOOKIING FOR CRUMBS TO EAT ALSO ARE YOU A ""HORSE""
another #nsfw #fontyaoi this time it's helviefouwnt
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64104fe8b0a8.png #nsfw
:33< YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
THE MOST IIMPORTANT PART OF COURSE BEIING THE TREMBLIING FLANKS THIIS IIS THE SIIGN OF AN ABSOLUTELY UNHOLY TIIME WHIICH IIS ESSENTIIAL TO QUADRANT VACIILLATIION ROMANCES YOU ARE DOIING A VERY GOOD JJOB
((hii its too late now but the original post's nsfw tag doesn't do anything for replies so this is just showing for nsfw blockers LOL
((unfortunately we can't edit replies yet but i was just letting you know!! i dont think its THAT bad but just in case for more content in the future hehe
come get your #fontyaoi slop lol https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c0598da0e8a.png
Yes so fucking good. Look at them being all cute and shit.
II AM SO GLAD THE TENSIION OF THE PREVIIOUS CONFRONTATIION REGARDIING THE EVIIL EX SEEMS TO BE SOMEWHAT RESOLVED BUT II WORRY ABOUT THE QUADPLIICATIIONS AT PLAY HERE
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WHAT IIS THIIS STRANGE COLORFUL LUSIIII AND THE LIITTLE LUSIIII PERCHED VERY CLOSE BY
Big one’s a horse and the lil one’s a cat. They’re not lusi. Just earth animals.
OH OHHHH OHHHHHH THIIS IIS A ""HORSE"" II HAVE LEARNED ABOUT THIIS LIIFEFORM BEFORE II AM DELIIGHTED TO BE SEEIING IIT FOR THE FIIRST TIIME II LOVE HOW THE FACE IIS COLORED MOST OF ALL WHAT IIS THE PURPOSE OF THE ""HORSE"' AND THE ""CAT""
Their purposes vary. Typically they’re for companionship or work. Horses might be ridden to help herd cattle, or they might be ridden in barrel racing at a rodeo, and some people just like having them around. Cats are close to the same. Might be a barn cat to keep rodents and snakes from scaring the horses or just a pet that gets to roam the ranch.
II HAVE BEEN READIING REREADIING AND REREREADIING THIIS CHIITT FOR PERSONAL JJOY AND FULFIILLMENT THESE ARE GLORIIOUS JJOBS FOR SUCH ADORABLE CREATURES THANK YOU FOR SHARIING THIIS IINFORMATIION WIITH ME
GOREGLE WHAT IIS OKAY AM II FUCKIING OKAY ENTER
YOU DIID NOT SEE THIIS BECAUSE II ACTUALLY DIID IIN THE CORRECT TAB ON THE FIIRST TRY THIIS WAS JJUST A JJOKE CHIITT DEFIINIITELY A JJOKE CHIITT
U ARE THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF OKAY LOL TRUZT ME
THAT SEEMS EXTREMELY SPECIIFIIC HOW WOULD A DEFIINIITIION OF ME END UP ON THE IIMPERIIAL FREQUENCY FOR EVERYONE TO SEE IIF II DO NOT SHARE MY FACE OR ANY OF MY IIMPORTANT DETAIILS
THE STRANGE BLUE HUMAN WHO MADE A JJOKE NOT JJOKE CHIITT HAS FOLLOWED ME II AM CONCERNED THAT II HAVE UPSET IIT BUT II AM ALSO VERY ENTRANCED BY THE BRIIGHT COLORS IIN THAT AVATAR WHAT SHOULD II DO
I WOU/D ADVISSE CAUTION ITSS POSSSSIB/E IT WANTSS TO PRY FOR A WEAKNESSSS >8/
THAT IIS VERY REASONABLE ADVIICE BUT II RECENTLY LEARNED THAT HUMANS ARE MERELY EVOLVED PREY CREATURES WHIICH MAKES THE LIIKELIIHOOD OF HUNTIING-STALKIING VERY UNLIIKELY
I HAVE SSEEN THEM AND THEIR FORWARD FACING GANDER BU/BSS >8/ I DO NOT TRUSST THEM TO REMAIN DOCI/E >8/
WHY WOULD A PREY SPECIIES HAVE FORWARD-FACIING GANDERBULBS THAT IIS LIITERALLY SO SCARY WHAT IIN THE NAME OF THE EMPORESS
I DONT KNOW BUT IT ISS JUSST ANOTHER REASSON TO REMAIN CAUTIOUSS >8{
II AM FULLY PLANNIING TO EXERCIISE EXTREME CAUTIION FROM HEREON THANK YOU FOR IINFORMIING ME OF THIIS FRANKLY TERRIIFYIING DETAIIL II WIILL HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPIING NOW
I APO/OGIZE FOR THE /IGHTMARE FUE/ BUT IT ISS IMPORTANT INFORMATION >8/ IF IT CAUSSESS YOU ANY TROUB/E AT A// JUSST KNOW THAT I AM MORE THAN WI//ING TO HUNT DOWN AND SS/AUGHTER ANYONE YOU MIGHT PREFER CU//ED >83 #VIO/ENCE
THAT IIS ACTUALLY VERY COMFORTIING SIINCE II KNOW ABOUT YOUR IIMPLIIED PROFIICIIENCY IIN GUTTIING SCALEMATES THAT IIS RELIIEVIING IIN A WAY THAT YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND BUT II HOPE THAT BY TELLIING YOU THERE IIS SOME IINKLIING OF KNOWIING IIT MEANS A LOT
HEHEHE I AM G/AD TO SSEE IT >83
consort tip: check under rocks for a hidden treasure or perhaps a bug
this is a great tip i like this one
X Valuable wisdom right here x
Ɏ i'm a-a-alwa-a-ays sa-a-aying this. rechitt. Ɏ
[|87 :: 1f you are really lucky you m;ght even f;nd several bugs.
II HAVE NOT DONE THIIS FOR A VERY LONG TIIME II WIILL ENDEAVOR TO DO THAT ACTIIVIITY TODAY THANK YOU
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consort tip: remember to live
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE TIP >83
I WOU/DNT CA// MYSSE/F A HERO BUT ASSSSUMING YOU ARE I THANK YOU >83
THIIS IIS A VERY HELPFUL TIIP THANK YOU FOR SHARIING IIT
THERE ARE SO MANY PRETTY BADGES ON THE PROFIILES THAT ARE NIICE ENOUGH TO IINTERACT WIITH ME II AM HOPIING TO WORK UP THE COURAGE TO ASK FOR ONE SOON BUT II AM SCARED TO BOTHER SOMEONE ABOUT IIT
>80 HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE
HOW MANY OF WHAT DIID YOU MEAN HOW MANY OF MY PLUSHKIINS
YESS YESS TE// ME ABOUT THE P/USHKINSS >83
II HAVE UM LET ME COUNT ACTUALLY
II HAVE THIIRTY-SEVEN PLUSHKIINS RIIGHT NOW BUT II AM WAIITIING ON TWO MORE SIINCE THE POST HAS BEEN DELAYED FOR SO LONG
I HAVE FIFTY SSCA/EMATESS HEHEHE >83 MOSST OF THEM ARE DESTROYED IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER SSO THAT I MIGHT WEAR THEIR CO/ORFU/ PE/TSS HEHEHE >83
THAT IIS RECYCLIING AND VERY IIMPORTANT FOR UM SOME REASON THAT II FORGOT BUT IIT IIS COOL TO HEAR ABOUT II LOVE WEARIING LOTS OF COLORS TOO II TEND TO DRESS IIN A VERY ""LOUD"" STYLE TO EXEMPLIIFY MY RESPECT FOR ALL HUES AND SATURATIIONS
>80 YOU UNDERSSTAND ME
YES YES YES IIT IIS SO NIICE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE IIMPORTANCE OF DRESSIING VERY ""LOUD"" II WIILL FOLLOW YOU NOT IIN A WEIIRD WAY II JJUST FIIND YOU VERY IINTERESTIING
I FIND YOU VERY INTERESSTING ASS WE// >83
GOREGLE PLEASE SHOW ME THE SIIXTY-NIINE POSIITIION WIITH TWO GIIRL TROLLS
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ap010giez. y0u d0 n0t have tt0 inf0rm me if y0u d0 n0t wizh. [END MESSAGE]
II AM VERY SHY AND II DO NOT LIIKE TO SHARE DETAIILS ABOUT MYSELF WIITH PEOPLE DUE TO PAST EXPERIIENCES WIITH UM THE UNSAVORY SORT OF ACQUAIINTANCE
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i underztand. i am z0rry tt0 hear tthat. [END MESSAGE]
IIT IIS OKAY II AM GETTIING OVER IIT SLOWLY BY MIICRODOSIING IINTERACTIIONS ON THE IIMPERIIAL FREQUENCY IIT IIS HELPIING WIITH MY SHYNESS THUS MAKIING YOU IINSTRUMENTAL IIN MY RECOVERY
[BEGIN MESSAGE] n0ted. i am happy tt0 be uzefu1 tthen. [END MESSAGE]
II WOULD HOPE YOU FEEL USEFUL ALL THE TIIME II HAVE NEVER MET A HELMSTROLL THAT WAS NOT IINSTRUMENTAL IIN THE BETTERMENT OF THE EMPIIRE
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ah. tthere it iz. i zupp0ze i am gratefu1 f0r tthe praize. m0zt crewz d0 n0t b0ther with it. we are n0t much higher tthan equipment 0ut here. [END MESSAGE]
II AM SORRY IIF THAT WAS OFFENSIIVE II UM II DO NOT REALLY KNOW HOW TO DIISCUSS HELMIING SIINCE II DO NOT HAVE ANY EXPERIIENCE WIITH IIT MYSELF BUT II DO NOT CONSIIDER HELMSTROLLS TO BE EQUIIPMENT IIF THAT IIS AT ALL NIICE TO SAY II CONSIIDER YOU MUCH MORE IIMPORTANT THAN ME IIN MANY RESPECTS BECAUSE YOU KEEP SO MANY OTHER TROLLS ALIIVE AND WELL IIN THE VACUUM OF SPACE OR MANAGE ON-PLANET TRANSPORTATIION
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i... hmn. it iz n0t exact1y tthat it iz 0ffenzive. it iz m0re tthat uzua11y when z0me0ne p0intz 0ut tthe he1ming tthey d0 n0t have g00d intenti0nz. z0. i ap010gize f0r my innaccurrate azzumpti0n 0f y0ur character. and again tthank y0u. [END MESSAGE]
OH THAT DOES MAKE SENSE IIN HIINDSIIGHT IIT WOULD BE VERY EASY TO ASSUME THAT SOMEONE MENTIIONIING YOUR STATUS AS A HELMSTROLL IIS DOIING SO BECAUSE THEY THIINK YOU ARE GIILDED SCUM BUT TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST MOST HELMSTROLLS COULD PROBABLY TURN MY THIINKPAN IINTO LIIQUIID FOR BREATHIING TOO LOUD SO II ERR ON THE SIIDE OF CAUTIION WHIILE BEIING RESPECTFUL AND WALKIING AS MUCH AS II CAN SO THEY DO NOT HAVE TO CARRY ME AROUND ON BUSES
MY MERCH IIS STIILL NOT AVAIILABLE AT THE POST DOES ANYONE KNOW IIF THE ALTERNIIUM-4 POST IIS JJUST TERRIIBLE THIIS EQUIINOX OR IIF II AM JJUST THE UNLUCKIIEST FANTROLL IIN THE WHOLE ENTIIRE EMPIIRE
BARRIING THE OBVIIOUSLY STRUGGLIING WARMBLOODS THAT ARE CURRENTLY BEIING CULLED OR SOMETHIING HORRIIBLE LIIKE THAT
I WOU/D ASSSSUME THERESS SSOMETHING INTERFERING WITH THE POSST >8/
THE LAST CORRESPONDENCE II HAD WAS WIITH A VERY OVERWORKED TROLL WHO IINSIISTED IIT WAS DUE TO MANDATORY DUTY BUT NOW II AM NOT SO SURE II THIINK PERHAPS THEY WERE ""FUCKIING AROUND"" TO MAKE ME LEAVE THE POST BLOCK
IF THEY WERE OVERWORKED IT ISS VERY POSSSSIB/E THAT IT ISS IN FACT MANDATORY >8/
VERY PLEASED #WORKPOSTIING
ECSTATIIC EVEN
DETAIILS ARE NOT CURRENTLY AVAIILABLE BUT MY UNDERBUGS HAD MASSIIVE SUCCESS DESPIITE ALL ODDS AND ALSO LOSIING THEIIR FRIIEND IIN A CULLPASS RIIGHT BEFORE PARTIICIIPATIION
AS SUCH II WIILL BE CELEBRATIING WIITH #YURII READIING NOW THAT MY SHIIFT HAS CONCLUDED
II KNOW THAT II SHOULD NOT BE CHEERIING QUIIETLY FOR THE UNDERBUG BUT THE LAST THREE ROUNDS HAVE BEEN A ROUSIING SUCCESS WHIICH BODES EXTREMELY WELL FOR CERTAIIN CLIIENTS MY EMPLOYEE MIIGHT DIISAGREE BUT II AM PERSONALLY HAVIING A VERY STRONG RAPPORT WIITH THE SELF SELECTED LEADER OF THE UNDERTAKIING #WORKPOSTIING
THE FIIRST ROUND WAS NOT A COMPLETE DIISASTER WE WIILL CONSIIDER THIIS A FLUKE UNLESS THE PLUCKY CONTESTANTS ARE ACTUALLY ALL THAT II HAVE TO BRIING THEM WATER RIIGHT NOW AND II AM TRYIING TO NOT MAKE BULB CONTACT WIITH ANYTROLL BIIGGER THAN ME THIIS IIS HORRIIBLE #WORKPOSTIING
TERRIIBLE NEWS ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS COULD NOT MAKE IIT DUE TO A RANDOMLY SELECTED CULLPASS SO WE ARE HAVIING TO MAKE DUE WIITH A SMALLER PARTY THAN USUAL THIIS IIS GOIING TO BE AWFUL #WORKPOSTIING NOTROLL SHOULD SIIGN UP FOR SOMETHIING IIF IIT IIS UNLIIKELY THEY WIILL SURVIIVE TO THE RESERVATIION DATE YOU SHOULD BE AT HIIVE WIITH YOUR QUADMATES UGH #IIMPLIIEDDEATH #DEATH
THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSIING II NEED TO LAY DOWN BUT ii AM #WORKPOSTIING AND IIT IIS TIIME TO READY THE CONTESTANTS II AM SO MIISERABLE RIIGHT NOW
II ALWAYS FORGET THAT EVERYONE GETS DIIFFERENT SCHOOLFEEDIING DUE TO IIT BEIING TRANSLATED THROUGH THE LUSUS AND IIT WAS SO STUPIID OF ME TO ASSUME THAT SOMEONE WOULD HAVE SOMETHIING SIIMIILAR TO MYSELF