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ECLECTIIC CONSUMER OF ALTERNASIIA MEDIIA AND UNDERGROUND TUNES IIN SERVIICE TO A BEAUTIIFUL COBALT WITH IIMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY MANGAKA DREAMS
IIS IIT ACTUALLY IILLEGAL FOR HUMANS TO DO CULLIING OR WAS THAT OTHER HUMAN JJUST ""FUCKIING AROUND"" WIITH MY PAN THIIS IIS A VERY SERIIOUS QUESTIION ARE YOU NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANY CULLIING AT ALL BY LAW IIF SO WHY THAT IIS AN ARBIITRARY RULE THAT WOULD EVENTUALLY CAUSE MANY IISSUES IIN ANY NATURAL SOCIIETY
I concur. I, too, was shocked to learn that humans were not allowed to cull others.
YET ANOTHER REASSON WHY I WI// NEVER UNDERSSTAND THEM >8/
yea random acts of murder are pretty much frowned upon in most jurisdictions cant just go around swingin your shit or shootin for the hell of it or what have you humans usually dont like killing other humans anyway social species shit and all that apes stronger together ook ook 🦍 except the other monkeys occupying the planet they get to do that shit scot free like oh shit here comes furious george brandishing a knife in one hand and a banana in the other anyway keep your eyes peeled for kill kong over there jack the ripper type shit but thats wild ape society and were NOT ready to comprehend that shit yet anyway which is to say human society doesnt roll like that save for like centuries ago king arthur times roman times greek times ritual sacrifice was the hotted trend but that was allowed cuz caesar over there needed to appease jupiter anyway hope this helps
[ They do not have His Honorable Tyranny. Humans can permit anger, but it is illegal to kill someone out of anger. Humans do not work on a dominance-based system; they are deeply empathetic vermin. Which. Is laughable, as they created me, a machine for war. Humans like fairness, whatever that is to them. ]
[ I have no opinions on it because humans here have been long since dead due to my personal anger, so in some sense I agree in others, I fear I understand their pathetic reasonings. ]
II HAVE EARNED SOME NEW FOLLOWERS ON MY PROFIILE WHIICH IIS REDOUBLIING MY WIISH TO RECEIIVE MY MERCH FROM THE POST IIN ORDER TO DO A CHIITIIN REVEAL UM II AM PLANNIING TO DRESS UP IIN MY OSHIIMEN GEAR FOR THE OCCASIION PLEASE BE PATIIENT MY NEW MERCH HAS STIILL NOT ARRIIVED YET
UH OH II THIINK THAT II HAVE MADE SOMEONE TALK ABOUT ME IIN AN IINDIIRECT FASHIION BUT II AM UNSURE IIF IIT IIS SPECIIFIICALLY A CHIITT ABOUT ME IIT WOULD BE VERY RUDE TO REPLY UNDER THE ASSUMPTIION WIITHOUT BEIING COMPLETELY SURE ESPECIIALLY BECAUSE II AM PROBABLY NOT THE ONLY COBALT WHO IIS STRESSED OUT BY BEAUTIIFUL TROLLS UM
PLEASE PARDON THE PIING @GLIITTERGURLXOXO II AM STAYIING OUT OF THE REPLIIES STIILL UM SO II AM GLAD TO READ THAT YOU ARE NOT MAD AT ME IIT IIS VERY EASY TO MIISUNDERSTAND WHAT II AM TYPIING OR SAYIING A LOT OF THE TIIME THIIS IIS SOMETHIING THAT II AM TOLD VERY OFTEN IIT IIS MY LIIFE MIISSIION TO FIIND A MEANS OF PERFECT COMMUNIICATIION SO II AM NEVER IINTERPRETED BADLY EVER AGAIIN
omg you c❥n reply now idg❥f sooo like dont worryyyyy ❥nd m❥ybe chill out ok❥y?
PLEASE PARDON THE PIING @GLIITTERGURLXOXO BUT II WAS SPECIIFIICALLY TOLD TO GET OUT OF YOUR REPLIIES SO II AM STRIIVIING TO BE RESPECTFUL UM II WIILL BE HONEST II DIID NOT KNOW IIF YOU WERE MAD AT ME OR NOT AND YOUR TEXT IIS PIINK SO II DEFERRED IIN ORDER TO ESTABLIISH MYSELF AS NOT BEIING A THREAT TO YOUR DOMIINIION II HOPE THIIS IIS AN ACCEPTABLE MEANS OF RESPONDIING TO YOUR CHIITT
ohhh lol liter❥lly dont worry ❥bout it honey its SOOOOO fine <3 i underst❥nd wh❥t you me❥nt now so i'm not m❥d ❥nymore <3
A CONVERSATIION WIITH A VERY NIICE HELMSTROLL REMIINDED ME OF A DETAIIL SOMETIIMES PEOPLE WIILL FORGET THAT IIN ALTERNASIIA THE ACT OF HIISSIING IIS CONSIIDERED FRIIENDLY OR POLIITE SO II HAVE TO APPEND THAT MY HIISSIING IIS FRIIENDLY JJUST TO BE SURE THAT OTHER LIIFEFORMS UNDERSTAND MY MEANIING ALL THIIS TO SAY WHAT IIS YOUR FAVORIITE EAST ALTERNIIAN SPECIIFIIC CUSTOM THAT PEOPLE OFTEN FORGET ABOUT A SECOND ONE II REMEMBERED JJUST NOW IIS ACTUALLY PUTTIING SPIICES ON YOUR NUTRIITIIONAL IINTAKE
THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSIING THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSIING II HATE BEIING MIISTAKEN FOR RUDE BUT II AM RUDE SO OFTEN WIITHOUT MEANIING TO BE II HAVE TO FIIGURE OUT WHAT IIT IIS ABOUT ME THAT CAUSES THIIS REACTIION OR IIS IIT JJUST HOW II WAS HATCHED IIS THERE ANY WAY TO IIMPROVE ON THIIS CONCEPT
HELLO LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK TRAGEDY HAS STRUCK AND BY STRUCK II MEAN THAT II WALKED IINTO A DOOR FRAME THAT WAS NOT SUIITABLE TO MY HEIIGHT SO II AM EXCUSED FROM ALL #WORKPOSTIING UNTIIL II FEEL BETTER DUE TO MY EMPLOYER BEIING VERY LENIIENT AND KIIND
LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II HAVE A VERY IIMPORTANT QUESTIION ABOUT A BADGE II SAW EARLIIER BUT WAS UNSURE OF THE ORIIGIIN OR IINTENT IIT MAY HOLD THE BADGE WAS CALLED ""TROLLTIISM"" WHAT IIS THE PURPOSE OF THIIS BADGE
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GOOD LIIGHT LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II HAVE RECEIIVED MY VERY FIIRST BADGE THROUGH THE MEANS OF ""ASKIING"" WHIICH WAS A NOVEL EXPERIIENCE II WAS VERY BRAVE ABOUT IIT SO II WOULD APPRECIIATE NIICENESS AND PRAIISE BUT IIT IIS NOT REQUIIRED BECAUSE THIIS IIS SOMETHIING ALMOST ANY MOLTED TROLL CAN DO WIITH SOME EFFORT
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am very pr0ud 0f y0u f0r being brave. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe meaning1ezz ttrinketz bring j0y. [ACTION:QUERY] d0ez tthiz n0t inherent1y give tthem meaning? [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am again pr0ud 0f y0u. it iz difficu1t tt0 change y0ur r0utine and 1eave c0mf0rt z0nez. it iz difficu1t tt0 ttake up zpace when y0u are uzed tt0 making y0urze1f zma11. y0u did very we11 and tthe badge iz a reward f0r tthiz. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it iz perfect1y fine tt0 zay tthiz. i am g1ad tt0 have azzizted y0u in z0me way. [END MESSAGE]
GOOD LIIGHT LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK IIT IIS STIILL MY TIIME OFF MY SCHEDULE HAS BEEN VERY STRANGE RECENTLY WE WIILL NOT DIIG IINTO WHY BECAUSE THAT IIS BORIING WHAT II CAN SAY IIS THAT MY VERTEBRATE COLUMN IIS IIN TREMENDOUS PAIIN FOR REASONS II CANNOT DIISCERN WHIICH COULD MEAN THAT II AM DOOMED
Nighty nighty nighty night! If the bed bugs bite, I'll bite them back for you!
GOREGLE WHAT IIS OKAY AM II FUCKIING OKAY ENTER
THE STRANGE BLUE HUMAN WHO MADE A JJOKE NOT JJOKE CHIITT HAS FOLLOWED ME II AM CONCERNED THAT II HAVE UPSET IIT BUT II AM ALSO VERY ENTRANCED BY THE BRIIGHT COLORS IIN THAT AVATAR WHAT SHOULD II DO
I WOU/D ADVISSE CAUTION ITSS POSSSSIB/E IT WANTSS TO PRY FOR A WEAKNESSSS >8/
I HAVE SSEEN THEM AND THEIR FORWARD FACING GANDER BU/BSS >8/ I DO NOT TRUSST THEM TO REMAIN DOCI/E >8/
I APO/OGIZE FOR THE /IGHTMARE FUE/ BUT IT ISS IMPORTANT INFORMATION >8/ IF IT CAUSSESS YOU ANY TROUB/E AT A// JUSST KNOW THAT I AM MORE THAN WI//ING TO HUNT DOWN AND SS/AUGHTER ANYONE YOU MIGHT PREFER CU//ED >83 #VIO/ENCE
THERE ARE SO MANY PRETTY BADGES ON THE PROFIILES THAT ARE NIICE ENOUGH TO IINTERACT WIITH ME II AM HOPIING TO WORK UP THE COURAGE TO ASK FOR ONE SOON BUT II AM SCARED TO BOTHER SOMEONE ABOUT IIT
I HAVE FIFTY SSCA/EMATESS HEHEHE >83 MOSST OF THEM ARE DESTROYED IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER SSO THAT I MIGHT WEAR THEIR CO/ORFU/ PE/TSS HEHEHE >83
GOREGLE PLEASE SHOW ME THE SIIXTY-NIINE POSIITIION WIITH TWO GIIRL TROLLS
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ap010giez. y0u d0 n0t have tt0 inf0rm me if y0u d0 n0t wizh. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i underztand. i am z0rry tt0 hear tthat. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] n0ted. i am happy tt0 be uzefu1 tthen. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ah. tthere it iz. i zupp0ze i am gratefu1 f0r tthe praize. m0zt crewz d0 n0t b0ther with it. we are n0t much higher tthan equipment 0ut here. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i... hmn. it iz n0t exact1y tthat it iz 0ffenzive. it iz m0re tthat uzua11y when z0me0ne p0intz 0ut tthe he1ming tthey d0 n0t have g00d intenti0nz. z0. i ap010gize f0r my innaccurrate azzumpti0n 0f y0ur character. and again tthank y0u. [END MESSAGE]
MY MERCH IIS STIILL NOT AVAIILABLE AT THE POST DOES ANYONE KNOW IIF THE ALTERNIIUM-4 POST IIS JJUST TERRIIBLE THIIS EQUIINOX OR IIF II AM JJUST THE UNLUCKIIEST FANTROLL IIN THE WHOLE ENTIIRE EMPIIRE
IF THEY WERE OVERWORKED IT ISS VERY POSSSSIB/E THAT IT ISS IN FACT MANDATORY >8/
VERY PLEASED #WORKPOSTIING
II KNOW THAT II SHOULD NOT BE CHEERIING QUIIETLY FOR THE UNDERBUG BUT THE LAST THREE ROUNDS HAVE BEEN A ROUSIING SUCCESS WHIICH BODES EXTREMELY WELL FOR CERTAIIN CLIIENTS MY EMPLOYEE MIIGHT DIISAGREE BUT II AM PERSONALLY HAVIING A VERY STRONG RAPPORT WIITH THE SELF SELECTED LEADER OF THE UNDERTAKIING #WORKPOSTIING
THE FIIRST ROUND WAS NOT A COMPLETE DIISASTER WE WIILL CONSIIDER THIIS A FLUKE UNLESS THE PLUCKY CONTESTANTS ARE ACTUALLY ALL THAT II HAVE TO BRIING THEM WATER RIIGHT NOW AND II AM TRYIING TO NOT MAKE BULB CONTACT WIITH ANYTROLL BIIGGER THAN ME THIIS IIS HORRIIBLE #WORKPOSTIING
TERRIIBLE NEWS ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS COULD NOT MAKE IIT DUE TO A RANDOMLY SELECTED CULLPASS SO WE ARE HAVIING TO MAKE DUE WIITH A SMALLER PARTY THAN USUAL THIIS IIS GOIING TO BE AWFUL #WORKPOSTIING NOTROLL SHOULD SIIGN UP FOR SOMETHIING IIF IIT IIS UNLIIKELY THEY WIILL SURVIIVE TO THE RESERVATIION DATE YOU SHOULD BE AT HIIVE WIITH YOUR QUADMATES UGH #IIMPLIIEDDEATH #DEATH