JJUST A FAN
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ECLECTIIC CONSUMER OF ALTERNASIIA MEDIIA AND UNDERGROUND TUNES IIN SERVIICE TO A BEAUTIIFUL COBALT WITH IIMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY MANGAKA DREAMS
IIT IIS A FREE DAY FROM MY HORRIIBLE PLACE OF WORK SO II AM MAKIING PERSONAL CONSIIDERATIIONS OF MY MEDIIA COLLECTIION PERHAPS IIT WOULD BE FUN TO PERFORM A LIIVECHIITT VIIEWIING OF A PREFERRED MATERIIAL OR IINSTEAD EXPERIIENCE A BRAND NEW PIIECE OF MEDIIA AT THE BEHEST OF SOMEONE ELSE II AM NOT TAKIING SUGGESTIIONS AT THIIS TIIME II AM STIILL IIN THE CONSIIDERATIION PHASE
HELLO LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II AM ONCE AGAIIN BACK BUT THIIS TIIME II THIINK IIT IIS PERMANENT MAYBE FOLLOWIING THE HARROWIING IINCIIDENT THAT VERY NEARLY RUIINED MY EVERYTHIING AND ALSO CAUSED IIMMEASURABLE PANSHOCK
II AM NOW FREE TO DO #WORKPOSTIING ABOUT MY WORST FIIRST SHIIFT AFTER THE ""IINCIIDENT"" EVER IIN THE HIISTORY OF SHIIFTS II BELIIEVE THIIS WIILL GO DOWN AS THE ABSOLUTE MOST WORST ONE EVER IIN THE HIISTORY OF EVER II HAVE A SPLIINTER IIN MY FIIRST PRONG RIIGHT BESIIDE THE REATTACHED PRONG MAYBE IIT IIS TIIME TO LAY IIN THE ACIID SYSTEM AND LET THE POWERCLEANERS TAKE ME
i think / maybe just chill / for like / a hot sec
HELLO LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II AM CURRENTLY #WORKPOSTIING BUT II AM CHECKIING IIN TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT II AM STIILL THIINKIING ABOUT MY PACKAGE FROM THE IIMPERIIAL POST IIT HAUNTS ME IIT LIIVES IIN MY PAN FREE OF CHARGE II WANT TO LOOK AT MY MERCHANDIISE BUT HERE II AM CHAIINED TO THE EXPECTATIIONS OF A WAGETROLL
IINCREDIIBLY IIMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT THE HELM OF BUSBUG LIINE A-4-8008 HAS BESTOWED UPON ME THEIIR NAME FOR REASONS THAT ESCAPE ME BUT THIIS IIS A VERY HIIGH HONOR II THIINK II FEEL VERY WARM IINSIIDE ABOUT IIT II STAMMERED SO BADLY WHEN RECEIIVIING IIT WHIICH PROBABLY MADE ME LOOK VERY STUPIID BUT II AM STIILL HAPPY TO HAVE PARTIICIIPATED IIN THIIS CONNECTIION
WHAT IIS A ""BIINGO"" AND WHAT DOES A BARKBEAST HAVE TO DO WIITH IIT
MY LIIGHT IIS VERY SLIIGHTLY REDEEMED BECAUSE II AM THANKFULLY TRAVELIING WIITH MY FAVORIITE BUSBUG HELM WHO IIS NIICE TO ME DESPIITE NOT HAVIING TO BE NIICE TO ME AND EVEN THOUGH II AM THE ONLY TROLL USIING THE CARRIIAGE RIIGHT NOW THEY HAVE NOT ONCE LOOKED UPSET ABOUT IIT II STIILL APOLOGIIZED FOR HAVIING TO USE THE SYSTEM SIINCE II AM VERY HEAVY BUT MY WORKPLACE OBLIIGATIIONS DEMAND FASTER ARRIIVAL THAN MY WALKSTUBS CAN PROVIIDE II AM SORRY HELM OF BUSBUG LIINE A-4-8008
TERRIIBLE NEWS FOR THE LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK MY RECOVERY FROM ""THE IINCIIDENT"" WENT SO WELL THAT II MUST RETURN TO WORK THIIS IIS AWFUL II JJUST WANT TO OPEN MY MERCH DROP II WANT TO STAY IIN MY HIIVE WEARIING MY COMFORTABLE LAYERS WHIILE PLAYIING SCREECHALOIID SONGS FROM YESTERSWEEP UGH UGH YUCK UGH YUCK UGH
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i have n0t g0tten very far unf0rtunate|y. but z0 far i enj0y d0ct0r radi0 a |0t. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h tthat iz exciting. i enj0yed her f0r her w0rk initia||y. i tthink it iz interezting tthat her arc zeeming|y rev0|vez ar0und c0nnecti0nz given her tthemez z0 far. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... 0h. hmn. it w0u|d zeem tthat i wi|| be fee|ing a kinzhip with her tthen. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthank y0u. tthat iz g00d tt0 kn0w. [END MESSAGE]
FANTASTIIC NEWS THAT II AM NOW GOIING TO SHARE WIITH ALL THE LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK FIINALLY MY PACKAGE FROM THE IIMPERIIAL POST HAS ARRIIVED AS WELL AS A HAND WRIITTEN NOTE FROM THE OFFIICE OF COMESTIIBLE GOODS OF THE ALTERNIIAN EMPIIRE WHIICH IIS TO SAY IIT IIS A TYPED NOTE BUT THAT IIS BASIICALLY HANDWRIITIING FOR DRONES PLEASE ALLOW ME TO PRETEND THERE WAS COURTESY IINVOLVED ANYWAY MY POST IIS HERE AND II WIILL BE OPENIING IIT SOON TO SHOW YOU ALL MY NEW MERCH #HAUL #MAIIL #MERCHANDIISE #COLLECTORLIIFE
DEEP BREATHS II WIILL TAKE DEEP BREATHS HELLO LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK BUT THIIS TIIME II AM SERIIOUS BECAUSE II TOOK A MOMENT TO CENTER MYSELF ALSO II AM APOLOGIIZIING FOR MY ABSENCE EVEN THOUGH II DO NOT THIINK ANYONE WAS IINCONVENIIENCED BY IIT DUE TO FEELIING COMPELLED TO DO SO BUT II UM HAD A SLIIGHT #MEDIICAL IISSUE TO HANDLE MOSTLY HORRIIBLE BIITEMARKS AND THE REATTACHIING OF ONE PRONG WHIICH IIS PROBABLY #GORE II AM SORRY TO BOTHER YOU WIITH THAT BUT II AM ALMOST CERTAIINLY DOIING BETTER DESPIITE THE ""IINCIIDENT"" WHIICH WAS TERRIIBLE TO BE CLEAR IIT WAS IINCREDIIBLY AWFUL
♦️♠️♦️█ ░ 0hhh…i hate when that happens…i h0pe y0u g0t it 0n ice in time…bef0re the pr0teins denatured…and it l0st c0l0r…n0thing is w0rse than when s0me0ne asks ab0ut y0ur nails…and says s0me…t0xic shit like…h0w many had t0 be reattached…0r nice needlew0rk…patchw0rk princess…i am n0t…either…0f th0se things… ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️♠️♦️
uh / you like / literally all of my chitts / you being gone was easy to notify / it made me worried / i was scared the drones got you
well / i'm really glad you're safe / you're very nice / and i want you to be ok
hh HELLO LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK h hhjj
MY SIITUATIION IIS ESCALATIING RAPIIDLY AND WORSENED BY THE ACIID RAIIN PREDIICAMENT WHIICH HAS COMPLETELY HAMPERED MY OPTIIONS FOR ESCAPE THIIS IIS EXTREMELY PRESSIING II AM FREAKIING OUT ON A LEVEL PREVIIOUSLY NOT KNOWN TO BE POSSIIBLE THAT OTHER TROLL IIS ALMOST CERTAIINLY DEAD OH MY STARS
༻𐫱༺ Typically sspeaking a rainbowdrinker will glow w𝒽en attacking 🌻 T𝒽ey may alsso move quite fasst 🌻 You may ssee woundss on t𝒽em t𝒽at look like t𝒽ey may be fatal yet t𝒽ey will sstill move around 🌻 You will often ssee fangss 🌻 T𝒽oug𝒽 by t𝒽at point it may be too late 🌻 If t𝒽ey 𝒽ave a ready ssource of blood nearby t𝒽ey ss𝒽ould leave you alone- t𝒽e fress𝒽ly dead or dying will do 🌻 For mosst of uss, cutting off t𝒽e 𝒽ead iss an effective form of desstruction 🌻 Sstabbing t𝒽em t𝒽roug𝒽 t𝒽e puss𝒽er iss an effective way to sstun t𝒽em 🌻 #violence #deat𝒽 ༻𐫱༺
༻𐫱༺ It ssoundss like ss𝒽e iss 𝒽ungry t𝒽en 🌻 𝒽mn 🌻 𝒽ass ss𝒽e noticed you 🌻 And w𝒽ere are you 🌻 If I'm nearby I could come and assssisst 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽mn 🌻 I do not t𝒽ink t𝒽at iss my planet 🌻 🌻 🌻 A𝒽 🌻 Deep breat𝒽ss, yess 🌻 It will be alrig𝒽t 🌻 Your optionss at t𝒽iss point are to eit𝒽er make yoursself ssmall and wait 🌻 Or to walk out and pretend you cannot ssee 𝒽er 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
༻𐫱༺ Walk 🌻 Running will make you sseem like prey 🌻 Ss𝒽e likely will not want to talk 🌻 At mosst you will want to do a polite nod 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
HELLO LIITTLE PALMHUSK TROLLS THIIS IIS AN EMERGENCY THIIS IIS THE MOST IIMPORTANT CHIITT II HAVE EVER IISSUED PLEASE RESPOND IIMMEDIIATELY IIF YOU HAVE IINFORMATIION ON IIDENTIIFYIING WHAT A ""RAIINBOW DRIINKER"" LOOKS LIIKE THIIS IIS A PRESSIING MATTER THIIS IIS IINCREDIIBLY TIIME SENSIITIIVE HELP
HELLO TO ALL THE LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK IIT IIS A GLORIIOUS LIIGHT FOR MYSELF AS A MEMBER OF THE NON-WORKIING POPULACE ONLY FOR TOLIIGHT FOR IIT IIS IIN THE EVE THAT II WIILL HAVE MY FIINAL FREEDOMS BEFORE UNDERTAKIING THE WRATH OF A COBALT EMPLOYER TO THAT END II AM ENJJOYIING THESE FLEETIING MOMENTS OF SAFETY UM HOW ARE YOU DOIING ARE YOU WELL
LAST DAY ON-CALL FOR MY HORRIIBLE JJOB BEFORE II AM PERMIITTED TO ENJJOY A NIICE LONG BREAK OF UM FOUR LIIGHTS WHIICH IIS NOT A LOT IIN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THIINGS BUT IIT MAKES ME FEEL A LIITTLE BETTER KNOWIING THAT II HAVE THIIS TIIME SPECIIFIICALLY FREE OF ALL CONSEQUENCE
PERHAPS IIT IIS VERY SLIIGHTLY ""CREEPY"" TO WATCH TWO OTHER TROLLS EXPERIIENCE A SOFT ATTRACTIION TO ONE ANOTHER THAT COULD BE FLUSHED OR PALE BUT II AM VERY AWKWARD SO II AM NOT ENTIIRELY SURE WHAT THE MOST APPROPRIIATE ""II AM WATCHIING NOT TO BE WEIIRD BUT TO BE SUPPORTIIVE"" IIMPLIICATIION IIS UM THE POIINT IIS THAT HELMS HAVE A UNIIQUE MEANS OF FLIIRATIION THAT IIS IINSPIIRATIIONAL TO ME IIN BOTH BLUNTNESS AND LACKED PHYSIICALIITY II HOPE THIIS IIS NOT OFFENSIIVE TO SAY
GOOD LIIGHT LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II DIID REACH MY HIIVE SAFELY LAST DUSK BUT II STAYED UP ALL NIIGHT DOIING SIILLY STUPIID THIINGS LIIKE REWATCHIING ONE OF MY FAVORIITE EPIISODES OF A COMFORT MEDIIA WHIICH HAS LEFT ME TIIRED PERHAPS BORDERIING ON #DEAD SO II AM HOPIING MY EMPLOYER DECIIDES TO NOT BOTHER OPENIING TOLIIGHT
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it happenz tt0 tthe bezt 0f uz. [ACTION:QUERY] what waz tthe media? [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. tthat z0undz quite fun. tthank y0u. i wi11 add it tt0 my 1izt. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] h0w interezting. i w0u1d very much 1ike tt0 read it. tthank y0u. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthank y0u. :> i am 0n1y juzt ztarting tt0 read manga and watch anime z0 tthiz iz nice. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i a1wayz d0. tthank y0u f0r y0ur azziztance. [END MESSAGE]
HELLO LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II HAVE SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED MY SHIIFT BUT NOW II MUST MAKE THE JJOURNEY HIIVE WHIICH HAS BEEN FURTHER COMPLIICATED BY DRONE IINCIIDENTS ALONG MY TYPIICAL SKIITTERIING ROUTE THIIS MEANS II AM RELUCTANTLY RELYIING ON THE BUSBUG SYSTEM AGAIIN DESPIITE A TRAUMATIIC EXPERIIENCE II WIILL BE BRAVE BUT II AM UNHAPPY
IIT HAS BEEN A GRUELIING SHIIFT BUT II HAVE MANAGED TO AVOIID SPEAKIING TO ANYONE AFTER THAT HORRIIBLE BUSBUG HELM ENCOUNTER WHIICH MADE ME WANT TO CURL IINTO A GRUBBIISH POSIITIION UNTIIL THE ACIID RAIIN TOOK ME UM IIT WAS PROBABLY NOT THAT BAD BUT MY PUSHER IIS RATTLIING JJUST THIINKIING BACK SO II WIILL CONTIINUE TRYIING TO ENJJOY MY BREAK PROPERLY #WORKPOSTIING
RUDE >8/ I WOU/DVE ATTACKED THAT ASSSSHO/E ROGHT THEN AND THERE >8/
HM >8/ WE// I// BE SSURE TO HAVE A /OOK IF YOU DECIDE TO DO THAT >83
WHY IIS EVERYTROLL SHARIING THEIIR MEASUREMENTS WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIIS SERVE YOU ARE RUNNIING THE RIISK OF SHARIING PERSONAL IIDENTIIFYIING IINFORMATIION ON A MONIITORED IIMPERIIAL FREQUENCY YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL
we're all sharing in the hope to receive our own custom personal sized caskets