JJUST A FAN
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ECLECTIIC CONSUMER OF ALTERNASIIA MEDIIA AND UNDERGROUND TUNES IIN SERVIICE TO A BEAUTIIFUL COBALT WITH IIMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY MANGAKA DREAMS
GOOD LIIGHT LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II HAVE LEARNED SOMETHIING DEVASTATIING WHIICH IIS NOT ACTUALLY UPSETTIING BUT II AM PRETENDIING IIT IIS IIN A DOOM CALL WIITH MY EMPLOYER WHIILE II CHIITT IIRRESPONSIIBLY ABOUT THE MATTER II DO NOT HAVE TO ATTEND MY JJOB DUE TO HEAVY ACIID RAIIN WHIICH IIS AMAZIING EVEN IIF II FORGOT TO BRIING IIN A CHAIIR WHIICH IIS NOW SIIZZLIING VERY LOUDLY
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h dear. p1eaze be zafe. [END MESSAGE]
II WIILL ENDEAVOR TO BE SAFE II DO NOT HAVE TO GO OUT FOR ANY REASON TOLIIGHT OR TONIIGHT SIINCE MY JJOB HAS DIISMIISSED MY SHIIFT CELEBRATIING THAT II DIID NOT WANT TO GO AT ALL BUT II RECENTLY SHOPPED SO II AM SET TO REMAIIN IINSIIDE FOR THE DURATIION OF THE ACIID SHOWERS THEY ARE PLEASANT TO LOOK AT EVEN IIF THAT CHAIIR IIS BEIING OBLIITERATED
my pan escapes / my pusher hides / yet all i'm left / i can't abide / this churning self / the grinding guide / the guts / the meat / but i'm not there / no i'm not there / not there at all
MY HONEST OPIINIION IIS THAT THIIS HAS THE MAKIINGS TO BE YOUR NEXT GREATEST HIIT II AM EAGER TO SEE THE OVERARCHIING APPEAL TYIING TOGETHER THE MEAT / GUT ANALOGY WIITH THE PAN / PUSHER REMOVAL ANALOGY COULD THIIS BE ANOTHER EVIISCERATIION
QUITE HONESTLY I DONT KNOW WHY WE LET HUMANS ON THIS WEBSITE. ITS A TROLL WEBSITE AND IF THEY CHOOSE TO BE CONSISTENTLY IGNORANT TO HOW WE WORK WHY THE FUCK DO THEY CHOOSE TO STAY HERE. DO THEY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
IIT IIS BAFFLIING TO ME FOR MANY REASONS BUT THE ONE AT THE FOREMOST OF MY PAN IIS THE FACT THAT EVERY HUMAN SEEMS IINTENT ON ADVERTIISIING HOW IINCREDIIBLY WEAK OR MALFORMED THEIIR SOCIIETY IIS WHIILE EXTOLLIING THE VIIRTUES OF A MATERIIAL-RIICH PLANET TO THE GREATEST CONQUESTIING EMPIIRE KNOWN ACROSS THE STORIIED UNIIVERSE IIT DOES NOT SEEM VERY RATIIONAL TO DO SO IIF YOUR ALIIEN SENTIIMENTALIITY PROHIIBIITS CULLIING OR VIIOLENT DIISAGREEMENT
Why dont't we just stu★rt cullingp eople?
WIITHOUT DIIRECT CAUSALIITY OR REASONABLE RETURNS IIT CAN BECOME A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE DIISCUSSIION ABOUT HEMODYNAMIICS AND ALSO IIT WIILL OCCASIIONALLY LEAD TO MY IIDOLS GETTIING IINJJURED OR REMOVED FROM PUBLIIC ACCESS WHIICH IIS DEVASTATIING II BELIIEVE CULLIING IIS A NATURAL ELEMENT OF ALTERNIIAN SOCIIETY BUT MODERATIION IIS KEY IIN ORDER TO PREVENT IIMBALANCES OF HEMOSCALE
I'll scewer? squeur? skewer. I'll skewer ★ fish I do not g★f
OH THAT SEEMS A LIITTLE BIIT EXTREME UM TO THE DRONES THAT SCRAPE RANDOM DATA STRIINGS FOR IINSOLENCE II AM NOT PARTY TO THIIS BEHAVIIOR NOR DO II SHARE THE SENTIIMENT THANK YOU
turns out workin6 from moonrise to sunrise really tires you out! so tired that its hard to aCtually sleep! o◡o
THIIS IIS ONE OF THE MOST RELATABLE CHIITTS THAT II HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED ON THE IIMPERIIAL FREQUENCY II HOPE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND MY RECHIITT COMES FROM A PLACE OF AGREEMENT COMMIISERATIION AND GENERAL SYMPATHY
I wanna post them 8ut the stupid ninterrordo doesn’t let you put your trollmodachi death photos on your palmhuskkk I’m sad
THIIS IIS PUSHERBREAKIING II AM CLASPIING MY PRONGS TOGETHER IIN THE HOPES OF ENCOURAGIING A FIIX FOR THIIS HORRENDOUS PROBLEM
I worked so hard on themmmmm
YOUR EMOTIIONS ARE FELT IIN THE STRENGTH OF YOUR DIISMAY THIIS IIS A REASONABLE THIING TO BE VERY UPSET ABOUT WOULD IIT HELP IIF YOU DREW A ROUGH APPROXIIMATIION OF YOUR IIMAGES OR WOULD THAT BE TOO STRENUOUS
anypuppy else hear whispering inside the depths of their pan right now or is that just me
IIT IIS NOT TYPIICAL BUT SOMETIIMES II WIILL HEAR PAN WHIISPERS WHEN II HAVE TO WALK BY MY LOCAL CHAPTER OF THE MESSIIANIIC FAIITH BUT II BELIIEVE THAT IIS BECAUSE THEY ARE CONJJURIING THIINGS PAST THE CURTAIINS NOT BECAUSE THERE IIS ACTUALLY A HAND ATTEMPTIING TO GRASP MY THIINKPAN AND TURN IIT IINTO PUDDLE
OHHHH no THAT is normal, clowns have 8een doing that, like, forever. that's WHY we sleep in sopor, stops the whispering from getting into your pan
WAIIT WAIIT II THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A JJOKE THAT LUSIIII CHIITTERED TO THEIIR WRIIGGLERS IIN ORDER TO MAKE THEM SLEEP IIN SLIIME FOR THE FIIRST TIIME IIS THIIS NOT THE CASE
NO ITS REAL ?? ?? ?? I live pretty rugged, so I don’t really need to sleep in slime or anything since nopuppy’s really out there. when I stay over at my rail’s ?? clown whispering like nopuppys 8usiness !!
THAT IIS THE SCARIIEST THIING II HAVE EVER READ II HAD TO GO TO SLIIME IIMMEDIIATELY AFTER SPOONFEEDIING THIIS JJUST TO COPE WIITH THE STRAIIN UM WOW II HAVE A LOT OF PANSCRUBBIING TO DO IIF THEY ARE IINSIIDE OF THERE THEY ARE SEEIING HORRIIBLE THIINGS THAT NOBODY CAN BE PERMIITTED TO KNOW ABOUT
if i was an animal what animal do you think id be. SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY
IIF IIT IIS FAIIR TO SAY SO II THIINK THAT YOU WOULD BE A TUSKED BELLOWBEAST THE KIIND THAT LIIVES ON THE SHORELIINES WIITH LARGE WHIISKERS AND A PROPENSIITY FOR WHIISTLIING OR SLAPPIING IITS MASSIIVE BELLY WIITH ONE FLIIPPER THIIS IIS A SERIIOUS ANSWER II FIIND THESE LUSIIII TO BE VERY IIMPRESSIIVE AND HANDSOME
dude called me a fuckin walrus. this is it. im over.
II HAVE REFERRED TO YOU AS A TUSKED BELLOWBEAST ACTUALLY THEY ARE VERY NOBLE AND II APPRECIIATE THEM SO YOU AS A USER WHOSE ESCAPADES II MONIITOR IIN A CASUAL SENSE REMIIND ME OF THESE GREAT CREATURES WHIICH IIS WHY II HAVE ASSIIGNED YOU TO THEM IIT IIS A COMPLIIMENT II AM SORRY IIF IIT WAS MEAN OR UPSETTIING
ill.....yeah sure buddy i accept the compliment thanks
HOORAY II HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAWN AND DUSK DESPIITE YOUR CLEAR DIISCOMFORT WIITH TUSKED BELLOWBEASTS AND THE OTHER SERIIOUS ANSWERS PUT FORWARD BY SIITE USERS
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DO NOT BE DIISCOURAGED TIINY MIISCOLORED LUSUS THE ""POPCORN"" MAY BE OF EQUAL SIIZE BUT YOU WIILL NOT BE TAMED BECAUSE IIT IIS ULTIIMATELY A NUTRIITIION SPECK WHIILE YOU ARE A MIIGHTY FORCE TO BE RECKONED DUE TO YOUR DIIGESTIIVE CAPACIITY YOU CAN DO THIIS II KNOW YOU CAN
✿ dude likin my chits outta nowhere u obsessed widdme or wat
THAT WOULD DEPEND ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON TO BE OBSESSED WIITH SOME TROLLS ON THE IIMPERIIAL FREQUENCY ARE JJUST ""SOME TROLL"" AFTER ALL BUT THERE EXIIST CERTAIIN PERSONALIITIIES THAT IINSPIIRE ADORATIION PERHAPS YOU ARE ONE OF THESE DO YOU MAKE ART OR MUSIIC OF ANY KIIND
OH THAT IIS VERY NIICE THE DRUMMER IIS FREQUENTLY UNDERAPPRECIIATED AND II SEEK OUT IIDOLS IIN THE REALM OF UNDERAPPRECIIATIION WOULD IIT BE ALRIIGHT TO ASK ABOUT YOUR EXPERIIENCES IIN THIIS BAND SO THAT II MAY DECIIDE ON WHETHER OR NOT II CAN BE A SUPERFAN II HAVE A LOT OF TIIME ON MY CLAWS
WHY WOULD YOUR REAR END BE FAMOUS THAT IIS A VERY STRANGE THIING TO BE KNOWN FOR UNLESS YOU ARE PLAYIING WIITH YOUR UM WIITH IIT UH SOMEHOW IIN A POSIITIION WHERE IIT IIS OFTEN DIISPLAYED UM
✿ it was on da news bro https://i.ibb.co/FcwBvmj/glurpi-pantsed.png
OH
II AM UH II NEED TO
II NEED TO LAY DOWN II AM VERY SORRY TO HAVE NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIIS OR UM NOT BEEN SENSIITIIVE TO YOUR SIITUATIION UH II HAVE TO GO NOW GOOD LIIGHT
> yat 1z0 änkxöqu sha zhtya vle ř1nnn xaxaxa
OH II WAS NOT AWARE THAT GRAND MOUNTAIIN RANGE ALTERNIIAN HAD RECEIIVED A TRANSLIITERATIION THIIS IIS VERY IINTERESTIING II HAVE NOT SPOKEN THE FORMAL DIIALECT IIN A VERY LONG TIIME AND DEFAULT TO THE COMMON TRANSLATABLE CLIICK FREQUENCY THAT FIILTERS THROUGH ALL IIMPERIIAL DEVIICES BUT THIIS HAS MADE ME EXTREMELY CURIIOUS ABOUT THE MATTER OF UNIIQUE DIIALECTS RECEIIVIING APPRECIIATIION
> 0, kazha! n0t 0ften 1 see s0me0ne else 0n here exc1ted ab0ut 1t X] 1'm a b1t 0f a l1ngu1st1cs nerd, s0 1f y0u ever wanna chat feel free t0 ask!
KAZHA YES II AM EXTREMELY EXCIITED ABOUT A LOT OF THIINGS BUT ESPECIIALLY ABOUT METHODS OF COMMUNIICATIION II WIILL BE REACHIING OUT TO YOU ABOUT SUCH MATTERS WHEN IIT IIS A GOOD TIIME TO DIISCUSS OPENLY ABOUT SUCH MATTERS THANK YOU FOR BEIING SO RECEPTIIVE TO MY IINTEREST
> anyt1me!! 1 kn0w 1 speak spec1f1cally the s0utheastern var1ant 0f the grand m0unta1n d1alect, s0 expect a few 0dd1t1es here and there :]
THAT ACTUALLY EXPLAIINS A LOT II WAS HAVIING A LIITTLE BIIT OF TROUBLE ASCERTAIINIING THE MEANIING BUT THAT IIS BECAUSE X IIS OFTEN SUBSTIITUTIING IIN SOUTHEASTERN REGIIONS OF WEST ALTERNIIA DUE TO THE CULTURAL SHIIFT TOWARDS MORE OPEN SOUNDS IIN THE MANDIIBLES NOW II UNDERSTAND A LIITTLE BETTER XAXAXA READS MORE LIIKE OW OW OW IIN THE BROAD-COMMON ALTERNASIIA DIIALECT
> 1nterest1ng! 1 kn0w 0ver here /x/ 1s a s0rt 0f back-0f-the-thr0at s0und...
IIT IIS MORE OF A CLIICK IIN THE EAST COMPARABLE TO CERTAIIN KIINDA OF GLOTTAL COUGHS BUT STIILL IIN A SIIMIILAR SWALLOW REGIION IIF THAT IIS NONSENSIICAL AT ALL PLEASE TELL ME SO THAT II CAN ELABORATE FURTHER