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@alternasiaGlamorizer — #workposting

IIT HAS BEEN A GRUELIING SHIIFT BUT II HAVE MANAGED TO AVOIID SPEAKIING TO ANYONE AFTER THAT HORRIIBLE BUSBUG HELM ENCOUNTER WHIICH MADE ME WANT TO CURL IINTO A GRUBBIISH POSIITIION UNTIIL THE ACIID RAIIN TOOK ME UM IIT WAS PROBABLY NOT THAT BAD BUT MY PUSHER IIS RATTLIING JJUST THIINKIING BACK SO II WIILL CONTIINUE TRYIING TO ENJJOY MY BREAK PROPERLY #WORKPOSTIING

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FURTHER TERRIIBLE NEWS ON THE MATTER OF COMMUTIING TO #WORKPOSTIING THERE IIS CONSTRUCTIION ALONG MY USUAL ROUTE WHIICH COMPLIICATES THE MATTER OF BUSBUGGIING OR SCUTTLEBUGGY PASSAGE II MUST SEEK A NEW PIICK-UP POIINT DESPIITE BEIING WHOLLY UNPREPARED FOR SUCH THIIS IIS THE WORST II MIIGHT NOT EVEN SEE THE USUAL BUGBUS HELM AND IIT WIILL BE SO AWKWARD

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TERRIIBLE NEWS FOR THE LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK IIT IIS TIIME FOR A LATE LIIGHT SHIIFT IIT IIS NOT THE WORST KIIND OF SHIIFT WHERE II AM DEALIING WIITH THE HEIINOUS PATRONS OR THE IINTREPIID PARTIICIIPANTS BUT IINSTEAD A SLOW BORIING SHIIFT WHERE II SCRUB EVERYTHIING UNTIIL MY PRONGS ARE NUMB HOWEVER II CAN LIISTEN TO CHIIXIIE THE ENTIIRE TIIME WHIICH IIS A GREAT BOON THIIS IIS TECHNIICALLY #WORKPOSTIING

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HELLO LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK TRAGEDY HAS STRUCK AND BY STRUCK II MEAN THAT II WALKED IINTO A DOOR FRAME THAT WAS NOT SUIITABLE TO MY HEIIGHT SO II AM EXCUSED FROM ALL #WORKPOSTIING UNTIIL II FEEL BETTER DUE TO MY EMPLOYER BEIING VERY LENIIENT AND KIIND

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VERY PLEASED #WORKPOSTIING

II KNOW THAT II SHOULD NOT BE CHEERIING QUIIETLY FOR THE UNDERBUG BUT THE LAST THREE ROUNDS HAVE BEEN A ROUSIING SUCCESS WHIICH BODES EXTREMELY WELL FOR CERTAIIN CLIIENTS MY EMPLOYEE MIIGHT DIISAGREE BUT II AM PERSONALLY HAVIING A VERY STRONG RAPPORT WIITH THE SELF SELECTED LEADER OF THE UNDERTAKIING #WORKPOSTIING

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THE FIIRST ROUND WAS NOT A COMPLETE DIISASTER WE WIILL CONSIIDER THIIS A FLUKE UNLESS THE PLUCKY CONTESTANTS ARE ACTUALLY ALL THAT II HAVE TO BRIING THEM WATER RIIGHT NOW AND II AM TRYIING TO NOT MAKE BULB CONTACT WIITH ANYTROLL BIIGGER THAN ME THIIS IIS HORRIIBLE #WORKPOSTIING

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TERRIIBLE NEWS ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS COULD NOT MAKE IIT DUE TO A RANDOMLY SELECTED CULLPASS SO WE ARE HAVIING TO MAKE DUE WIITH A SMALLER PARTY THAN USUAL THIIS IIS GOIING TO BE AWFUL #WORKPOSTIING NOTROLL SHOULD SIIGN UP FOR SOMETHIING IIF IIT IIS UNLIIKELY THEY WIILL SURVIIVE TO THE RESERVATIION DATE YOU SHOULD BE AT HIIVE WIITH YOUR QUADMATES UGH #IIMPLIIEDDEATH #DEATH

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THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSIING II NEED TO LAY DOWN BUT ii AM #WORKPOSTIING AND IIT IIS TIIME TO READY THE CONTESTANTS II AM SO MIISERABLE RIIGHT NOW

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HELLO LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK II AM CLOCKIING IIN FOR MY SHIIFT SO FROM HEREON ALL OF MY CHIITTS WIILL BE #WORKPOSTIING PLEASE BE RESPONSIIBLE WHEN OBSERVIING II HAVE A DIIFFIICULT JJOB TODAY IIT IIS NOT BUGGIING A POST OR CLEANIING IIT IIS DIIRECT MANAGEMENT OF PARTIICIIPATIION WHIICH IIS THE WORST BUT IIT MUST BE DONE

HHH HELLO TO EVERY LIITTLE TROLL IIN MY PALMHUSK II AM BACK AT MY JJOB #WORKPOSTIING IIN A TRENDY WAY

CRIISIIS AVERTED II HAVE A HYDRATIION FLASK WIITHIIN REACH II JJUST HAVE TO STRETCH OUT OVER ""THE PIIT"" TO ACCESS IIT PLEASE WIISH MY LUCK IIN THESE DIIRE TIIMES #WORKPOSTIING

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II AM VERY THIIRSTY BUT II HAVE TO REMAIIN AT MY POST PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHIING SALACIIOUS ABOUT A BEAUTIIFUL BIISHOUNEN CHARACTER SO II CAN SWEAT IINTO A GLASS FOR SURVIIVAL #WORKPOSTIING

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