Human Fighter

FAVORITE THINGS: ALE GOLD ALE SWORDS HAMMERS AXES ALE

#substance

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

THE WIZARD HAS RESPONDED WITH MY INQUIRY INTO CARCOSA WITH "NO NO, FUCK NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP FIGHTER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING, ARE YOU INSANE?" SO I GUESS MY BOONS WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

MERASMUS

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT ITS 2 IN THE MORNING.

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

COPE?

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

MERASMUS

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

MERASMUS WILL SHOW YOU 'COPING' WHEN THEY TURN YOU INTO A DUCK!

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

I'D STILL BEAT YOUR ASS SOMETHING FOWL.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

MERASMUS

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

WAS THAT A PUN?!

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

ONE'S TONGUE MUST BE AS SHARP AS THEIR BLADE.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

MY SWORD HAS BEEN MAKING PRETTY COMPELLING WHISPERS. YOU WISH TO BETRAY ME. BECAUSE YOU COVET MY SWORD. BUT IT'S MINE. HAVE AT YE.

Kult: +77

Kull: +77

Total: 154

Ratio: 1.00

Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

You know who else...?

Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

It's an okay sword

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

CARCOSAN CAVALIER

Verified

A user of established repute

@goldenValor[GV]

>----( C🛡me. T🛡. Carc🛡sa. Hai🗡 my 🗡iege, the way I d🛡, and y🛡u wi🗡🗡 be rewarded. ::::::::::>

↩ @goldenValor[GV]

I DO LIKE BOONS...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]

DON'T TRY TO DENY THAT YOU COVET IT.

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

CARCOSAN CAVALIER

Verified

A user of established repute

@goldenValor[GV]

>----( Y🛡u'🗡🗡 kn🛡w where t'find me. ::::::::::>

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @goldenValor[GV]

I CAN'T FIND ANY MAPS TO THERE.

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

CARCOSAN CAVALIER

Verified

A user of established repute

@goldenValor[GV]

>----( Y🛡u dinnae need a map. ::::::::::>

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

You know who else...?

Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

Dude. Go get a remove curse.

↩ @goldenValor[GV]

BAH, I'M GOING TO ASK WIZARD ABOUT IT I GUESS.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]

FUCK NO, THOSE COST GOLD.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

5 days ago

ELVES...

1 week ago

FIGHTER. NEXT QUESTION.

1 week ago

BEEN THINKING OF DOING SOME PALADINING

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

1 week ago

YOU KNOW I'M ACTUALLY A DHAMPIR

3 weeks ago

YOU CAN THROW THE WIZARD AT YOUR ENEMIES. HE IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO STOP YOU.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

3 weeks ago

I am FUCKING UP this DUNGEON.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Wizard says I need therapy. UNTRUE! I need riches and adventure!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Killin and robbin and stealin and barterin and sneakin

Kull: +5

Total: 5

You WISH you could stab something 8 times in 6 seconds

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Noelle Sissox

@apatheticHolidays[AH]

Well ! wouldn't say stab...but sl!c!ng for sure! !t would make cook!ng a lot more eff!c!ent and qu!cker!!!

prym myznuf

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

nonbinary

love yourself

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@aridScuttler[AS]

i can

↩ @aridScuttler[AS]

Source?

Hey guys guess what I play #dndposting

#dndposting

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Hiatus

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Observed.

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ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

@woeGothic[WG]

Goblin Monk.

↩ @woeGothic[WG]

Half orc barbarian.

↩ @battleMaster[BM]

Hiatus

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

@woeGothic[WG]

Tch, I was so close.

Have you been picturing me as a /man/ fighter?

Kult: +7

Total: 7

It is VERY NORMAL for the NOT CURSED amulet to WHISPER TO YOU IN A LANGUAGE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND YET KNOW ALL THE SAME! Someone PLEASE convince WIZARD of this.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

FAVORITE THINGS: ALE GOLD ALE SWORDS HAMMERS AXES ALE

#substance

Kult: +10

Total: 10

The ROGUE owes me FIVE GOLD but is HIDING so he doesn't have to PAY UP. He has to REST eventually and then I will STAB him EIGHT times in SIX seconds.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Neopetz Brayem

@teethingTumor[TT]

♡ YESSS YEZ STABSTABSTAB!!! kehehahhehaehaehh ♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

My subclass is whatever's most convenient for me at the time.

Stole a ring from some nerd. Thinking about putting it on without inspecting if first.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Nepeta, The Original Hopeless Romantic

Soup is good.

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.50

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

@arsenicCatnaps[AC]

:33< hmmm :33< so is stew :33< i should make food

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arsenicCatnaps[AC]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Stew is also good, yes. Make some food.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Fharma Agneau

@bigSoup[BS]

-> I Agree = Your Total Is $49.25

↩ @bigSoup[BS]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

I like your @ . I do not have any money.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @notthatMysterious[NM]

Fharma Agneau

@bigSoup[BS]

-> Any Currency Is Acceptable, Additionally If You Cannot Pay Now I Will Instead Put It On Your Tab = Your Total Is $18.00

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @bigSoup[BS]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Concerning. I will cease talking with you from now on in order to prevent any further debt from accruing.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

LOOKING TO HIRE A NEW PALADIN FOR THE PARTY! Your pay will be an equal share of the spoils, with 50 gold signing bonus. Old paladin left due to "moral conflicts" If you are lame as shit your application will be denied Party lineup: Fighter, rogue, wizard, bard, warlock

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Cirina Evetsy

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

@charybdisHunger[CH]

-s the bard really your only healer?

↩ @charybdisHunger[CH]