MERASMUS

#merasmusbegsforgivenessfromthekoreanmafia #merasmusforgot

MERASMUS WILL BE SELLING PICTURES OF THEMSELF TO HELP PAY OFF THE KOREAN MAFIA THAT THEY TOTALLY DONT OWE THOUSANDS TO. PLEASE HELP IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN FOR A REWARD OF.... 10000 BONUS DUCKS. #MERASMUSFORGOT #MERASMUSBEGSFORGIVENESSFROMTHEKOREANMAFIA

Kult: +37

Kull: +35

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.06

Suntzu Tzusun

@theartofWar[TW]

Kill two birds with one stone. Go get Collabsguy to let you turn part of his funfair into a mercenary park. If you have good decor I think he'll do it for free.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

sans

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@aphysicalAmusement[AA]

best i can do is a hotdog at 20% discount.

↩ @theartofWar[TW]

COLLABSGUY

#COLLABS

In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.

@collaborationKing[CK]

COLLABSGUY SPEAKING. YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION. #COLLABS [∙]

#collabs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @collaborationKing[CK]

MERASMUS OWES MUCH MONEY TO MANY INTIMIDATING PEOPLE AND NEEDS HELP. MERASMUS WILL DO ANYTHING.

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

COLLABSGUY

#COLLABS

In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.

@collaborationKing[CK]

INTIMIDATING PEOPLE, HUH? MAYBE THEY COULD USE A LOG FLUME RIDE STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN. ANYWAY, I LIKE THAT THE BLUE GUY CAME UP WITH THE ENTIRE IDEA WITHOUT ME HAVING TO TAKE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. WANNA JUST DO THAT? I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER OF THE MERC-PARK ENTRY FEES AND THREE-QUARTERS OF SALE PROFITS FROM WITHIN SAID PARK. THOSE BEING WEAPONS AND SPELLBOOKS AND SUCH. #COLLABS [⠌]

#collabs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @collaborationKing[CK]

AS LONG AS MERASMUS GET OUT OF THE MESS THEY ARE IN MERASMUS IS IN.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

COLLABSGUY

#COLLABS

In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.

@collaborationKing[CK]

WE'LL MAKE A KILLING OFF THIS. HA! NO BUT SERIOUSLY I HAVE HIGH HOPES THIS WILL BE PRETTY HELPFUL FOR US BOTH FINANCIALLY. #COLLABS [⁙]

#collabs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

MERASMUS HAS AN INQUIRY FOR YOU SNIVELING CREATURES. WHAT DOES THE POPULOUS THINK OF RUBBER DUCKS?

Kult: +45

Kull: +35

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.29

౨ৎ Phynnie Winnie ౨ৎ

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

Flushed One

This user vacillates flushed red.

@dejectedPierrot[DP]

(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ L◕VEEMM

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Shramp Fizzco

Beforian

Those who came before us.

nonbinary

love yourself

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

@cullCollector[CC]

Dhey're cude enough. Always preferred dhe liddle sea creadures for badh decor, dhough.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

depends. can i get bonus ducks.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dane strider

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

love a good rubber duck. i got a couple of my own that i was given as a tip for a job once. i call em my bonus ducks

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @karmaDagger[KD]

YOU MAY HAVE 2.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

MERASMUS SEES, A MORTAL OF CULTURE!

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

fuck yes

Kult: +5

Total: 5

APPLICATIONS FOR NEW ROOMMATE AVAILABLE AT FRONT DESK. DONT BE SHY, YOU CAN NOT BE ANY WORSE THEN MERASMUS' ORIGINAL ROOM MATE.

Kult: +24

Kull: +15

Total: 39

Ratio: 1.60

Vestra Bessom

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@vitalBrush[VB]

Oh! Who was your old roommate if I may ask? O-O

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @vitalBrush[VB]

Vestra Bessom

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@vitalBrush[VB]

Or-- um-- what were they like, is what I should be askin'...

↩ @vitalBrush[VB]