MERASMUS
@eldritchWitchzard
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'MEDIC! MEDIC! DOKTOR!' JUST EAT THE SANDVICH AND STOP YELLING ACROSS THE MAP.
MERASMUS IS FEELING WHIMSICAL AND ENERGIZED, ROLL INITIATIVE.
MERASMUS MUST INFORM YOU ALL. MERASMUS' PRONOUNS ARE ALL ANY ACTUALLY. MERASMUS IS GENDER NON CONFORMING THE MORE YOU KNOW~☆
~HITS SPADES SLICK WITH THE DOUBLE GAY BEAM, FOR GOOD LUCK~
~HITS THE SITE WITH THE GAY BEAM~ YOU ARE WELCOME.
what the fuck merasmus its not even halloween yet your gay beams cant possibly have charged from last year
OH BUT THEY HAVE. FOR MERASMUS HAS WITNESSED 3 DOUBLE RAINBOWS WITH THEIR OWN EYES!!!
hm how do you know your prescription contact lenses arent just out of date
MERASMUS HAS.....NO IDEA.WHAT YOU COULD BE REFERRING TOO....NON AT ALL
MERASMUS HAS MADE A FRIEND! TO ALL OF YOU WHO DOUBTED... HA MERASMUS WINS
There Is Friendship In Denial And Solitude In Companionship. The Only Uncertain True Aspect Of The World Is Memories. You Owe Me 20 Dollars.
MERASMUS DOES....NOT...REMEMBER YOU... HOW DOES MERASMUS KNOW THIS IS NOT A TRICK....
Memories Lie As Much As Objectivity. In True Paradox There Is Nothing More Than Certainty In The Self. Give Me My 20 Dollars.
hey that's great buddy, can you pay back the $5 you owe me though?
GIVE THEM BOMBS INSTEAD ITS SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING. AND WHEN THEY DIE AND RESPAWN IT WILL BE ALL THE FUNNIER WHEN THEY ASK FOR MORE BOMBS. #DASHWATCHING #BOMBS
MERASMUS IS NO LONGER IN DEBT TO THE KOREAN MAFIA!!!! BUT DO NOT ASK MERASMUS HOW THEY EARNED THAT 20 BUCKS....
MERASMUS WILL BE SELLING PICTURES OF THEMSELF TO HELP PAY OFF THE KOREAN MAFIA THAT THEY TOTALLY DONT OWE THOUSANDS TO. PLEASE HELP IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN FOR A REWARD OF.... 10000 BONUS DUCKS. #MERASMUSFORGOT #MERASMUSBEGSFORGIVENESSFROMTHEKOREANMAFIA
Kill two birds with one stone. Go get Collabsguy to let you turn part of his funfair into a mercenary park. If you have good decor I think he'll do it for free.
MERASMUS OWES MUCH MONEY TO MANY INTIMIDATING PEOPLE AND NEEDS HELP. MERASMUS WILL DO ANYTHING.
INTIMIDATING PEOPLE, HUH? MAYBE THEY COULD USE A LOG FLUME RIDE STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN. ANYWAY, I LIKE THAT THE BLUE GUY CAME UP WITH THE ENTIRE IDEA WITHOUT ME HAVING TO TAKE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. WANNA JUST DO THAT? I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER OF THE MERC-PARK ENTRY FEES AND THREE-QUARTERS OF SALE PROFITS FROM WITHIN SAID PARK. THOSE BEING WEAPONS AND SPELLBOOKS AND SUCH. #COLLABS [⠌]
AS LONG AS MERASMUS GET OUT OF THE MESS THEY ARE IN MERASMUS IS IN.
WE'LL MAKE A KILLING OFF THIS. HA! NO BUT SERIOUSLY I HAVE HIGH HOPES THIS WILL BE PRETTY HELPFUL FOR US BOTH FINANCIALLY. #COLLABS [⁙]
MERASMUS HAS AN INQUIRY FOR YOU SNIVELING CREATURES. WHAT DOES THE POPULOUS THINK OF RUBBER DUCKS?
Dhey're cude enough. Always preferred dhe liddle sea creadures for badh decor, dhough.
love a good rubber duck. i got a couple of my own that i was given as a tip for a job once. i call em my bonus ducks
APPLICATIONS FOR NEW ROOMMATE AVAILABLE AT FRONT DESK. DONT BE SHY, YOU CAN NOT BE ANY WORSE THEN MERASMUS' ORIGINAL ROOM MATE.
Oh! Who was your old roommate if I may ask? O-O
A TERRIBLY ANNOYING MAN NAMED JANE.... THOUGHT MERASMUS DOES MISS THEM SOMETIMES.