MERASMUS
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MERASMUS WILL BE SELLING PICTURES OF THEMSELF TO HELP PAY OFF THE KOREAN MAFIA THAT THEY TOTALLY DONT OWE THOUSANDS TO. PLEASE HELP IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN FOR A REWARD OF.... 10000 BONUS DUCKS. #MERASMUSFORGOT #MERASMUSBEGSFORGIVENESSFROMTHEKOREANMAFIA
Kill two birds with one stone. Go get Collabsguy to let you turn part of his funfair into a mercenary park. If you have good decor I think he'll do it for free.
MERASMUS OWES MUCH MONEY TO MANY INTIMIDATING PEOPLE AND NEEDS HELP. MERASMUS WILL DO ANYTHING.
INTIMIDATING PEOPLE, HUH? MAYBE THEY COULD USE A LOG FLUME RIDE STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN. ANYWAY, I LIKE THAT THE BLUE GUY CAME UP WITH THE ENTIRE IDEA WITHOUT ME HAVING TO TAKE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. WANNA JUST DO THAT? I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER OF THE MERC-PARK ENTRY FEES AND THREE-QUARTERS OF SALE PROFITS FROM WITHIN SAID PARK. THOSE BEING WEAPONS AND SPELLBOOKS AND SUCH. #COLLABS [⠌]
AS LONG AS MERASMUS GET OUT OF THE MESS THEY ARE IN MERASMUS IS IN.
WE'LL MAKE A KILLING OFF THIS. HA! NO BUT SERIOUSLY I HAVE HIGH HOPES THIS WILL BE PRETTY HELPFUL FOR US BOTH FINANCIALLY. #COLLABS [⁙]
MERASMUS HAS AN INQUIRY FOR YOU SNIVELING CREATURES. WHAT DOES THE POPULOUS THINK OF RUBBER DUCKS?
Dhey're cude enough. Always preferred dhe liddle sea creadures for badh decor, dhough.
love a good rubber duck. i got a couple of my own that i was given as a tip for a job once. i call em my bonus ducks
APPLICATIONS FOR NEW ROOMMATE AVAILABLE AT FRONT DESK. DONT BE SHY, YOU CAN NOT BE ANY WORSE THEN MERASMUS' ORIGINAL ROOM MATE.
Oh! Who was your old roommate if I may ask? O-O
A TERRIBLY ANNOYING MAN NAMED JANE.... THOUGHT MERASMUS DOES MISS THEM SOMETIMES.