#collabs
I'M FEELING SO #COLLABOROUS RIGHT NOW. #COLLABS [∙]
TO BE FAIR, GORILLAS ARE PRETTY GREAT. I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH ONE ONCE. HE DIDN'T HAVE REAL HORNS EITHER SO HE MADE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. I DID THROW A TABLE AT HIM ONCE THOUGH. AND I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. #COLLABS [∙]
IT'S GOOD TO SEE MORE BUSINESS ON CHITTR. REACHING OUT FOR MORE #COLLABS SOON. [⠌]
GOT A NEW COAT TODAY. SALESMAN WAS ON ABOUT SOME "CAIRO OVERCOAT" NONSENSE, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. WHAT MATTERS IS I THINK IT WAS REALLY COOL. HE WAS ALSO TRYING TO TELL ME IT'S FROM "YUGOTA PAYFORDAT" OR SOMETHING. I STOPPED LISTENING VERY EARLY ON. #COLLABS [⠶]
#COLLABS ARE IN THE AIR TONIGHT. [⠌]
ALL CHITTRIANS FALL INTO TWO CATEGORIES: GIFTED POWER, AND PURE EFFORT. #COLLABS [⠌]
OKAY, OKAY. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK #COLLABS AND/OR #COLLAB INTO MY POSTS ORGANICALLY TO FLOW BETTER, BUT I'VE SLIPPED UP A COUPLE TIMES, AND ALSO JUST BEEN UNABLE TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING GOOD SOMETIMES. SO I MIGHT JUST LEAVE IT AS AN ADDENDUM AT THE END IN THE FUTURE, UNLESS THERE'S A GOOD PLACE FOR IT. SURE, IT'S PUSHED ME TO BE A BIT CREATIVE SOMETIMES, WHICH IS NICE. BUT I THINK THE WELL OF GOOD POSTS MIGHT BE RUNNING DRY. AND HOLDING MYSELF BACK ISN'T HELPING. [⠌]
#COLLABS. #COLLABS. #COLLABS. I NEED MORE #COLLABS. I NEED MORE. [⠿]
NOTHING LIKE A NICE COLD GLASS OF BALSAMIC VINEGAR LEMONADE TO KEEP YOUR NERVES ALIVE. #COLLABS [∙]
THE #COLLABS... THEY CALL FOR ME... [⠶]
OKAY OKAY. I JUST TRIED TROLL MOUNTAIN DEW: SWEET LIGHTNING. IT'S SO GOOD. WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE? IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I WILL PROTECT TROLL KFC WITH MY LIFE. AND MAYBE IF I CAN ARRANGE THE RIGHT #COLLABS I CAN GET THIS AT MY FUNFAIR. AND I FUCK WITH WHATEVER CASPER WAS ON ABOUT. IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. [⠌]
OKAY, OKAY. I'VE BEEN THINKING. THE BUMPER CARS. WHAT IF THEY HAD A RACE TRACK. SO YOU COULD BUMPER PEOPLE *WHILE DRIVING*. AND GOING *REALLY* FAST. I'M ALREADY ENVISIONING IT. WHAT ABOUT... A RACE TRACK THAT'S A GIANT SLOT MACHINE? A RACE TRACK THROUGH THE SKY *OVER* THE FUNFAIR? AND SOME MORE, ETC. ONCE I'VE LANDED A FEW MORE #COLLABS TO BOOST FUNDING I WILL LOOK INTO THIS IDEA. [⠶]
THE #COLLABS... I CAN PRACTICALLY TASTE THEM ALREADY! [∴]
YEAH! ALRIGHT. ASK ME QUESTIONS! OR SEND #COLLABS! https://forms.gle/icEJkr5vnvjTcVRk8 [∴]
I SHOULD DO A QUESTIONS THING. AND MORE #COLLABS. BUT PRIMARILY THE QUESTIONS THING. [∴]
@helloNeighbor RISE AND SHINE, BUDDY. WE'VE GOT SOME #COLLABS TO #COLLAB. [∙]
I WAS ACTUALLY A SKULLECTRICIAN FOR A WHILE. MADE SOME GOOD MONEY OFF THE TRADE! BUT THEN I REALISED I WAS WORKING TO FUND DOING FUN STUFF, INSTEAD OF HAVING FUN WORKING. THAT PROBABLY EXPLAINS ALL THOSE TIMES I USED TO GET BORED AND TURN PEOPLE INTO LADDERS. TURNS OUT WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IN LIFE IS A GOOD CAREER. AND #COLLABS! [∙]
SORRY FOR NOT POSTING AS MUCH LATELY. BEEN WORKING ON SOME #COLLABS BEHIND THE SCENES. MOST OF THEM WITH PSYCHIATRISTS. BUT THINGS ARE LOOKING BRIGHT IN THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE. HOW'S ABOUT ANOTHER FREE ADMISSIONS FUNFAIR DAY SOMETIME SOON TO MAKE UP FOR IT? [∙]
THIS PASTORTURER IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. #DASHWATCHING #COLLABS [⠶]
THE 'C' IN 'EARTH C' STANDS FOR #COLLABS. WHICH IS WHY I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE I'M RUNNING FOR TROLL PRESIDENT. MY CAMPAIGN IS GONNA BE AWESOME! STAND BY FOR DETAILS. #VOTECOLLABSGUY [∙]
I REPEAT: WE ARE NOW IN BUSINESS!! #THEFUNFAIR BEGINS TODAY!! GO, MY #COLLABS!! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR [⁙]
WE ARE NOW IN BUSINESS!! #THEFUNFAIR BEGINS TODAY!! GO, MY #COLLABS!! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR [⠿]
HEY GUYS. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU MY FULL LEGAL NAME? OR HOW MANY #COLLABS I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE? OR WHAT'S UP WITH THE CUBE THING? NO? WELL THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T ASKED! I WILL BE REOPENING MY QUESTION INBOX SOON SO THINK OF YOUR QUESTIONS NOW. [⠌]
DON'T FORGET! #THEFUNFAIR IS NEXT SATURDAY. SPREAD THE WORD! DO NOT LET MY #COLLABS HAVE BEEN IN VAIN. [⠿]
COULD WE GET SOME WORD OF MOUTH GOING OR SOMETHING? THE MORE ATTENDEES, THE MERRIER. AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE CONFIRMATION OF ATTENDEES? #THEFUNFAIR #COLLABS [⠿]
IT'S OFFICIAL! WE'RE FINALLY DOING IT! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/collabsfair-ad-alt.png THE FUNFAIR'S FREE ADMISSIONS DAY IS MAY 30TH THIS YEAR. FOR THOSE WHO'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT COMING BUT WEREN'T SURE, OR WEREN'T THINKING OF COMING AT ALL FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! CLAIM YOUR TICKETS NOW. OR JUST TELL THE GUYS AT THE ENTRANCE THAT IT'S FREE ADMISSIONS DAY AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LET YOU IN. WE'VE HAD A LOT OF #COLLABS DONE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN! @mrTenna'S GAMESHOWLLERCOASTER! THE @helloNeighbor EXPERIENCE! THE RECORD-BREAKING...Read more
@singularityManifest I AM NOTICING POTENTIAL INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY INFRINGEMENT ON MY DASH. HAVE YOU DONE ANY #COLLABS RECENTLY? YOUR SLOGAN IS BEING USED. [⠶]
COLLABFREAK SAYS: "My body yearns for collabs" DON'T WE ALL, MY FRIEND? DON'T WE ALL. EVERY #COLLAB MAKES YOU STRONGER. BETTER. MORE POWERFUL. ENOUGH #COLLABS AND YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. EVER WONDERED WHY ALTERNIA'S MOST FAMOUS BANK HEISTS WERE CARRIED OUT BY GUYS DOING #COLLABS, INSTEAD OF INDIVIDUAL DUDES ON THEIR OWN? IT'S THE POWER OF #COLLABS, BABY. https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [∙]
ANONYMOUS ASKS: "Why collabs? What draws you to your passion?" MY PAPA RAISED ME TO BE A TEAM PLAYER. DOING THINGS ALL ON YOUR OWN SUCKS! AND THIS FUNFAIR IS SOMETHING I'M REAL PASSIONATE ABOUT, SO I REALLY WANNA GET IT OFF THE GROUND. I DON'T HAVE HIGHBLOOD MONEY AND ALL THAT, SO THE BEST I CAN DO IS REPAY PEOPLE WITH MUTUALLY-BENEFICIAL AGREEMENTS. #COLLABS, IF YOU WILL! THE MORE, THE MERRIER. AND WHEN THIS SHOW GETS ON THE ROAD I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL LOVE IT. https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [⠌]
SEND ME SOME QUESTIONS. OR #COLLABS. OR FUNFAIR ATTRACTION SUGGESTIONS. https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [⠿]
WE'RE SO BACK. #COLLABS https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/W_COLLABS.png [⠌]
WE ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED ONE MORE BUMPER CAR THAN NECESSARY. BUT WE CAN'T REALLY SEND IT BACK, SO WE'RE KEEPING IT AS A BACKUP CAR FOR NOW. BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM PAINTING IT IN MY IMAGE TO CREATE THE #COLLABMOBILE IN WHICH I CAN CRASH INTO OTHER CARS AND/OR DRIVE AROUND PURSUING #COLLABS. [⠌]
SHOUTOUT TO @barackObama. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/W_COLLABS.png #collabs [∴]
CAN WE TALK ABOUT #COLLABS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT #COLLABS RIGHT NOW. [⁙]
SEARCHING FOR MORE #COLLABS. THIS MUST BE HOW STALKERS FEEL. [∙]
I RESPOND TO ALL E-MAILS IN RECORD TIME REGARDING #COLLABS, FAQS, AND INQUIRIES. JUST LIKE HOW I RESPOND TO ALL MICROAGGRESSIONS BY IMMEDIATELY DESTROYING ALL OF THE TENDONS AND LIGAMENTS INSIDE WHOEVER JUST DISRESPECTED ME. [⠌]
GOOD EVENING, CHITTR! ANYONE LOOKING FOR #COLLABS TONIGHT? [⠶]
THE LACK OF #COLLABS I'M SEEING IS DISAPPOINTING. I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL #COLLAB WITH YOU. [∴]
REALLY NOT LIKING THE LOUSY ATTITUDE TOWARDS MY #COLLABS I HEAR SOMETIMES. WHAT'S THAT? "We don't have any Pepsi left, sir"? WRONG! GET CRUSHED INTO A CUBE. [⠿]
MY TOP TIPS FOR #COLLABS. • 1. DON'T #COLLAB WITH SOMEONE PROBLEMATIC. DO SOME BACKGROUND CHECKS. IF THEY'RE PROBLEMATIC YOUR OTHER #COLLABS MIGHT GET CANCELLED. AND SO MIGHT YOU. • 2. MAKE IT WORTHWHILE. BE INTERESTING. IF YOUR #COLLAB IS KIND OF BORING. YOU'RE NOT GONNA ATTRACT MUCH ACTIVITY, CONSUMER-WISE NOR OTHER-#COLLAB-WISE. • 3. GET SOME CONNECTIONS. KNOW PEOPLE. IF YOU #COLLAB WITH PEOPLE WHO DO THEIR OWN #COLLABS TOO, YOU CAN GET SOME GOOD NETWORKING FROM THAT. MEET SOME BIG NAMES. I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE FUNFAIR! HAHA! ADMISSION HALF-PRICE NEXT SATURDAY. [⠶]
-------============(((◯ SPEAKING OF #COLLABS. PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY FOOTLONG SUB AT TROLL SUBWAY, YOU CAN ENTER YOUR ORDER NUMBER ONLINE FOR A CHANCE TO WIN FREE SEASON PASS TICKETS TO THE #SLAUGHTERSPHERE GAMES THIS PERIGREE. LIMITED TIME OFFER, SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY.
#COLLABS ARE GO. THE FUNFAIR IS IN BUSINESS. JOIN THE FUN. [⠌]
PSA: CUTTING BACK ON ANTI-#COLLAB LANGUAGE. INSTEAD OF "What's with your hideous and unnaturally vibrant red skin?", TRY "ARE YOU LOOKING FOR #COLLABS?". AND INSTEAD OF "stump-horned freakshow", TRY "GUY I WANT TO #COLLAB WITH". REALLY HELPS MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. [∴]
THE 'C' IN CHITTR STANDS FOR #COLLABS. [⠿]
THEY SHOULD INVENT A NEW DAY OF THE WEEK THAT STARTS WITH 'C'. SO IT CAN BE #COLLAB-WHATEVER-THAT-DAY-IS-CALLED. THE IDEAL DAY FOR #COLLABS. [⠶]