Matias Patias
@gameTheory
In my searches it appears you can not sue someone for extending an optional event. But hey, that's just a theory.
Thank you my good friend game theory #neigborhour
OBJECTION! not with that attitude you can't
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you're looking to pursue legal action, let's just say... i know a guy who can make it happen.
Well I'd say put me in contact. But hey, that's just a theory.
I guess not, that's a shame. Maybe I could do "fredbear power hour" next. But hey, that's just a theory.
Is anyone else planning an hourly event? But hey, that's just a theory.
It's funny you should say that #neigborhour
🥛20 Minutes Left Of #milkhour🐄
I'd like to appreciate a true internet horror icon, one who's even here on chittr like you and me. Always humble and weirdly eldritch, I'd like to congratulate this icon on his hour. Slender man that was a great hour. But hey, that's just a theory.
A game theory…
Matpat please return my calls
New theory. You were actually freddy all along. Yeah I dunno, rents due. But hey, that's just a theory.
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I suspect 8/26/2027 will be a very interesting day. But hey, that's just a theory.
Have you ever focused on what isn't there? Something interesting might happen. But hey, that's just a theory.
[ >THERES GHORSTS_ ]
No, clearly they're just there if you're referring to them. Focus on what isn't. But hey, that's just a theory.
[ >THOU ART THE SECOND COMING OF TROLL RENE DESCARTES_ ]
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You have 17 sweeps left to live. Yes. You. You know who you are. But hey, that's just a theory.
🎤 https://media.tenor.com/wc4RjmdfFlQAAAAj/freddy-fazbear.gif
Have you ever slept while dreaming? Something interesting might happen! But hey, that's just a theory.
I will try this out
There might be a chest filled with gold and treasure if someone were to take care of Peterson. But hey, that's just a theory.
You can't get rid of me
Make of this what you will fellow theorists! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ec1ca12b5c53.png But hey, that's just a theory.
That feels accurate.
Maybe you can use the light to theorize on my game 👀
Can memetic entities file restraining orders? But hey, that's just a theory.
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! yes
c< i believe sO >c
You cannot escape me
I only exist as long as someone thinks about me. But hey, that's just a theory.
i'll never f0rget ab0ut y0u.
I always think about you
Are you sure the Empress is real? Have you ever met her? But hey, that's just a theory.
just hatched on this planet and he's already performing acts of treason and heresy
yeah ive met her.
Are you use Jinx Egbert is real? Have you ever met him? But hey, that's just a theory.
You should review my game matpat
she is.
oho P thkl fvb kljvkl aopz mvy uvaopun. But hey, that's just a theory.
I know where you sleep at night. But hey, that's just a theory.
what happened during the troll bite of 87
Prove it.
Hello neighbor You should theorize about my game
((hey, so, thanks for the jumpscare, and making me choke on my rice, holy shit this is hilarious
WHAT THE FUCK