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[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]
@arenaceousAlchemy
[ >TRY MINE SINISTER POTION_ ] [ >ALCHEMIST, EVIL WIZARD, MIXOLOGIST, AND MORE_ ] [ >NONBINARY. ANY PRONOUNS. FUCKETH WITH ME_ ] [ >MINE "DMS" ARE OPEN TO ALL_ ] ( pfp - sweetstack @AF )
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is AKRAVI TYPHLO, and you are a SMART, LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL taking up hive in the ARID DESERTS of ALTERNIA, making your home in a long-abandoned ruin carved into the sandstone cliffside, expanded upon by yourself and your LUSUS to include a KICK-ASS TOWER fitting of ANY WIZARD WORTH THEIR SALTS. It is located not too far from the settlement of SANDSTRIDE, home to similarly like-minded, magically inclined trolls. As with most goldbloods, you have a PENCHANT FOR COMPUTER SHIT, though you are most definitely NOT THE BEST AT IT. Your IMPULSIVE HABITS tend to GET THE BEST OF YOU, resulting in HASTILY-MADE SPAGHETTI CODE and ERRORS UPON ERRORS SPAWNED FROM ONE CURLY BOY }. Your real passion, however, lies within POTION CRAFTING. Brews most sinister and non-sinister, which you sell to get some extra WALKING AROUND CAEGAR. You are a self-proclaimed ALCHEMIST and WIZARD. It's not your fault that magic and brews are fucking AWESOME. As such, you are a follower of the infinitely wise teachings of TROLL MERLIN, as well as a MEMBER of the SANDSTRIDE WIZARDRY UNION, which is overseen by the SANDSTRIDE MAGISTERS COUNCIL. You have a VARIETY OF OTHER INTERESTS, perhaps way too many, finding yourself jumping between hobbies like it's GOING OUT OF STYLE, to the point where you frequently FORGET ABOUT YOUR PAST HOBBIES. Some of those include MIXOLOGY, ACID JAZZ PIANO, POETRY, and a PLETHORA OF OTHER THINGS. Your trolltag is arenaceousAlchemy and you [ >SPEAKETH IN A, LIKE, COMMANDING AND PROMPTING TONE, LOLE_ ] What will you do? ======> AKRAVI: START POSTING ON CHITTR DOT ING. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119484708_jP7VyOhPEIxZP1q.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119823992_cShZHL2vfC0AO7E.png
[ >THE WIZARD FINDS THE RESULT MOST INTERESTING! HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/08/12/SOUL-BRV.PNG_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD APOLOGIZES FOR HEXING THEE BUT IT DOTH LIKE LITERALLY BE MINE SPECIAL INTEREST TO CURSE HEX AND VEX SO MAYHAPS BE MORE MINDFUL?_ ]
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[ >THE WIZARD LOOKETH LEFT. THE WIZARD LOOKETH RIGHT. THE WIZARD STARETH THEE DOWN AND BLASTETH THEE WITH MAGIC MISSILE_ ]
Fuck
ꙮw. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
not fAIr that shit AlwAys hits
[ >GETTING MINE LUSUS TO GIVETH THE WIZARD A HEARTY THWACK UPON ITS POSTURE POLE KNOCKING EACH AND EVERY STIFF PLATE AND CONNECTOR BACK INTO PLACE #WIZARDLIFE #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #FELLASLEEPATTHECAULDRONAGAIN_ ]
[ >WAIT SINCE WHEN DID THE WIZARD ACQUIRE 71 FOLLOWERS. THAT DOTH BE CLOSER TO 100 THAN NOT_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD PUTS THEE INTO A CENTRIFUGE AND SPINS THEE AT 3000 RPM FOR 10 MINUTES_ ]
Enrichment.
th☤s w☤zard wants to be let o⛎︎t
Oh nooooo I am condensed down to a large pellet at the bottom of the tube...
Finally. #serene
[ >TAKES YOU OUT OF THE CENTRIFUGE AND PUTS THEE INTO THE SUB-ZERO THERMAL HULL_ ]
slurps u up w a big straw
oh yay i hope im being put in an alcohol solution!
[ >MINE PAGE IS NOT A "SAFE SPACE." THERE ARE NUMEROUS WARDS RUNES AND TRAPS SET UPON MINE DOMAIN THAT WILL MAKETH THEE EVAPORATE INTO NAUGHT BUT DUST OR BURNETH THEE TO A CRISP_ ]
[ >CASTS A FUCKING SPELL ON THY FEED_ ]
[ >IF THOU EVER FEEL SAFE JUST REMEMBERETH THAT THE WIZARD IS OUT THERE :::}_ ]
[ >EXPLOSION AT HEALTH POTION LABORATERROR; 0 DEAD, 0 INJURED_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD WOULD LIKE TO REMINDETH YE ALL TO RISE FROM THY HUSKS OF PALM AND HUSKS OF LAP ONTO THY STRUTPODS AND DO A BIG STRETCH AND CONSUMETH THE BLESSED ELIXIR KNOWN AS "ICE WATER." #WIZARDTIPS #WIZARDLIFE_ ]
Y☆U HE𖤐RD THE WIZ𖤐RD Y☆U GUYS DRINK S☆ME W𖤐TER ⋆｡°✩
[ >YET ANOTHER IMBICILIC GOREGASH DELIVERYTROLL IGNORED MINE INSTRUCTIONS AND WALKED STRAIGHT INTO MY RUNES_ ]
[ >THANKFULLY MY ORDER WAS SPARED BY MY RUNES. THE WIZARD SHALL NOT GO SANDWICHLESS TONIGHT_ ]
[ >HIGH LEVEL CHAIN LIGHTNING FUCKETH THEE ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡_ ]
[ >OH FUCKING CONFOUND IT ALL THE SKELETONS ARE BACK_ ]
[ >WATCH WHERE THOU STEPPETH WITHIN THE WIZARDS ABODE LEST THOU WISHETH THY IMMORTAL SOUL TO BE REDUCED TO NAUGHT BUT ASHES AND FOR THE WIZARD (THAT WOULD BE I, AKRAVI CASTENAME, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD) TO KEEPETH THY HUSK ANIMATED FOR FUN_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD FELT CUTE, MAY DELETETH LATER, ORB HATH NOT REVEALED THE PATH AHEAD HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/07/27/AKRAVI.PNG_ ]
((OOC: by sweetstack on artfight!!))
[ >THANKETH THEE :::}_ ]
[ >OUUUH_ ]
[ >I DO BE MOST JOYOUS TO REPORTETH THAT THE WIZARD HATH TAKEN HER MEDICATIONS AND IS FRANKLY OVER THE MOONS ABOUT FEELING IT KICK IN. THE WIZARD CASTEH POWER WORD: ADDERALL HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/SVBE3FIZHJKAAAAD/WIZARD-MAGIC-BOOK.GIF_ ]
Are we post|ng thesee AgA|n :) Askk me stuff or dont :)
[ >MANY WONDER AND PONDER AND ASKETH THE WIZARD, "WIZARD, WHAT DOTH BE GOING ABOUTS WITH THY GENDER? WHAT ART THOU?" TO WHICH I ANSWER, DEAREST PONDERERS, THE WIZARD IS WHATEVER IS MOST HUMOROUS OR MOST CONVENIENT AT THAT POINT IN TIME! FOR I AM OPERATING ON PLANES THOU CAN ONLY WISHETH TO PERCEIVE AND COMPREHENDETH_ ]
Th★t's b★d★ss wiz★rd.
[ >THANKETH THEE, MINE MOST SINISTER COMPATRIOT_ ]