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[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]
@arenaceousAlchemy
[ >TRY MINE SINISTER POTION_ ] [ >ALCHEMIST, EVIL WIZARD, MIXOLOGIST, AND MORE_ ] [ >NONBINARY. ANY PRONOUNS. FUCKETH WITH ME_ ] [ >MINE "DMS" ARE OPEN TO ALL_ ]
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is AKRAVI TYPHLO, and you are a SMART, LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL taking up hive in the ARID DESERTS of ALTERNIA, making your home in a long-abandoned ruin carved into the sandstone cliffside, expanded upon by yourself and your LUSUS to include a KICK-ASS TOWER fitting of ANY WIZARD WORTH THEIR SALTS. It is located not too far from the settlement of SANDSTRIDE, home to similarly like-minded, magically inclined trolls. As with most goldbloods, you have a PENCHANT FOR COMPUTER SHIT, though you are most definitely NOT THE BEST AT IT. Your IMPULSIVE HABITS tend to GET THE BEST OF YOU, resulting in HASTILY-MADE SPAGHETTI CODE and ERRORS UPON ERRORS SPAWNED FROM ONE CURLY BOY }. Your real passion, however, lies within POTION CRAFTING. Brews most sinister and non-sinister, which you sell to get some extra WALKING AROUND CAEGAR. You are a self-proclaimed ALCHEMIST and WIZARD. It's not your fault that magic and brews are fucking AWESOME. As such, you are a follower of the infinitely wise teachings of TROLL MERLIN, as well as a MEMBER of the SANDSTRIDE WIZARDRY UNION, which is overseen by the SANDSTRIDE MAGISTERS COUNCIL. You have a VARIETY OF OTHER INTERESTS, perhaps way too many, finding yourself jumping between hobbies like it's GOING OUT OF STYLE, to the point where you frequently FORGET ABOUT YOUR PAST HOBBIES. Some of those include MIXOLOGY, ACID JAZZ PIANO, POETRY, and a PLETHORA OF OTHER THINGS. Your trolltag is arenaceousAlchemy and you [ >SPEAKETH IN A, LIKE, COMMANDING AND PROMPTING TONE, LOLE_ ] What will you do? ======> AKRAVI: START POSTING ON CHITTR DOT ING. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119484708_jP7VyOhPEIxZP1q.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119823992_cShZHL2vfC0AO7E.png
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Gender is cancelled
[ >MOST JOYOUS NIGHT_ ]
FUCK!!! NOOO! Q_Q i Was going to eat that latr
xx_YIPPEE!!_xx
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Sowww.www.y @~,@
=oXO oh yay does that mean i actually don,t need to choose pronouns ever¿ that makes things so much easier yay =oXO
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Yes yes yes www.e are freed from pronouns
[ >THE WIZARD HATH NOT SLEPT A WINK AND FEELETH INCREDIBL;E_ ]
hi akraVi!!!!
[ >FAIREST GREETINGS TO THEE, MINE FRIEND!_ ]
[ >BACK AT IT AGAIN, FEED?_ ]
[ >MINE TYPICAL POSTING SCHEDULE DOTH BE ON HOLD, THE WIZARD HATH WOKEN UP "HAVING A NORMAL ONE" BUT FRET NOT I SHALL RETURNETH ONCE THIS EPISODE HATH PASSED #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
[ >GOSSIP THIS AND ANONYMOUS GIMMICK ACCOUNTS THAT, WHAT HAPPENED TO POSTING THINE THESES WITHIN THE TOWNSQUARE FOR ALL TO READETH, WITH THINE NAME ATTACHED TO IT? NO GIMMICKS, NO ANONYMITY, TROLL MARTIN LUTHER WERE ONTO SOMETHING METHINKS_ ]
>gossip culture >nothing but garbage >everyone remains eternally 6 >tfw nobody knows how to troll anymore >we just hide behind gimmick accounts and then jerk off to poorly simulated ragebait >bru LOLOLOL
[ >MANY MAY ASK, "WIZARD, ART THOU REPULSE-ED BY THE MERE MENTION OF AFTER-DAWN BEHAVIORS? OF THOUGHTS SO UNCOUTH IT WOULD MAKETH AN IMPERIAL DRONE BLUSH? OF ACTS BEST SUITED TO HEDONISTIC SALACIOUS CLUBS AND WITHIN THE CONFINES OF ONES RESPITEBLOCK?" AND TO WHICH I ANSWER, NAY, NAY AT ALL. HOWEVER, THE WIZARD DOTH THINKETH THE FREQUENCY AT WHICH SOME OF YE ALL POST ABOUT IT CORRELATETH WITH HOW LITTLE THOU "GET LAID" AS IT WERE. FOOD FOR THOUGHT, PUTETH THAT IN THINE CAULDRON AND LET IS SIMMER. AND WHAT MAY THAT SAY ABOUT I, THE WIZARD? WHOM RARELY IF AT ALL POSTETH ABOUT MINE INNER DEEPER DARKER DESIRES? I SHALL LET YE DRAW THINE OWN CONCLUSIONS, A WIZARD NEVER REVEALS ITS SECRETS. #NSFW?_ ]
[ >🤫_ ]
just had a quick scry about this sentiment for confirmation wwith the noble court of horrorterrors in the furthest ring and they said "type shit" #owwned #thaumaturgistsstaywwinnin
[ >EACH AND EVERY NIGHT I SEE YE ALL MOPING AND YEARNING AND POSTING THINE UNCOUTH DESIRES THIS IMAGE COMETH TO MIND HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/16/IMAGEC12F135C74469067.PNG_ ]
[ >AT THE BEHEST OF CHITTR USER BURAIS KARLEH, I SHALL NOW POSTETH AWESOMELY. GO MY WIZARDS #AWESOMEPOST #BADASSPOST #WIZARDPOSTING #WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/2C/74/10/2C7410466A1D1CE984ACAB930D45F1B7.JPG HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/564X/59/06/EA/5906EA8010E6B0872EC442B204A2FD26.JPG HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/236X/BA/3E/1B/BA3E1B966049398DF1E2B3E69561DECD.JPG HTTPS://RENDER.FINEARTAMERICA.COM/IMAGES/IMAGES-PROFILE-FLOW/400/IMAGES/ARTWORKIMAGES/MEDIUMLARGE/3/3-AN-EVIL-WIZARD-TRYING-TO-UNLOCK-THE-SECRETS-OF-FORBIDDEN-MAGIC-TOMMY-MCDANIEL.JPG_ ]
HELL YEAHH!!!!!!!!!
[ >YE ALL ENGAGETH WITH SALACIOUS BEHAVIOR THE SECOND THEE WAKETH UP? THE WIZARD DOTH UNDERSTAND THE "GRIND SET" BUT THE NIGHT HATH HARDLY BEGUN! GIVETH IT A REST! AND BEFORE THOU SAYETH "BUT WIZARD, WHAT DIDST THOU EXPECTETH? FOR US DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO HAVE SOME PRINCIPLES?" HONESTLY NO BUT A WIZARD CAN HOPETH. DOST THOU NOT TIRE OF CONSISTENTLY BEATING THIS DECEASED HOOFBEAST LIKE THINE MEAT? IT MAKETH THE AFFAIR GET STALE QUITE QUICK #NSFW_ ]
[ >MAY I HELPETH THEE FAIR MADAME_ ]
[ >OH! WELL THANKETH THEE :::}_ ]
:> You’re right but they’ll never listen, unfortun^tely. <:
[ >THAT IS WHYI HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MINESELF TO BE THE HERALD OF REMINDERS. IT IS NOT MUCH AND IT IS THANKLESS WORK AND IT PROBABLY WON'T DUE MUCH, HOWEVER, HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/4MUVNIMDFIEAAAAE/JUST-MAKING-SURE-I-DONT-FIT-INN-FIT-IN.PNG_ ]
▼not even gonna dress up this one, sometimes how sexual this site is exhausts me, and feels hollow after a while▲
<<"fair, i-it can be pretty extreme...">>
h0ws the sales going
I do my best to not pay it much mind, and perhaps return during lless... llecherous hours. Tis not the company I fit well in.
▼i enjoy it sometimes, but, just how constant it is gets to me▲
I understand. I have the majority of the worst offenders bllocked for this reason. No Mallice intended of course, Simplly a curation of what is dellivered upon my digitall pllatter. Even this is not allways enough
▲i might be one of them, but yknow, cant keep it up forever▼
Oh, no. You are a fine presence on my screen. I can handlle a llittlle sallacity by now. I woulld not still be here otherwise.
▲fine i guess▼ ▲nice to be doing work that isnt dealing with grubs▼
)(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/32/62/de/3262de98adeaf6c9fd7a8d8e1202ea69.jpg I keep t)(at t)(ang on me.
Be still, my bleeding pus)(er. A gamer is telling me fis)( puns. -E)(e)(e)(e!!! )(i Mollusk! 38)
ff please i'm a respectable businesstr0ll now. i even sp0nsored a deathracer! hi feferi. g0od tw0 see you.
You’re a sweet little cuddlfis)( and I )(ave missed you! A business troll now? )(ow fancy!!! Can I give you lots of money? 38)
laying it 0n me thick ff, and trying two bribe me? a guy's g0ing to w0rry about ulteri0r motives... unless y0u're asking two buy things, in which case i uh. d0nt think you're the type f0r my wares.
My ulterior motives are to )(ang out wit)( you!!!! J-E———-EZ. Someone is used to talking to perverts on )(ere!!!! Water your wares? 38?
yeah imagine talking tw0 a pervert. on chittr.ing? a subsidiary of MxRP? wild. i sell... apparel? in general i guess. and also l0gistics.
38O!!! LIK-E OUR S)(IRTS FROM -ERIDAN W-E——-EK???? 38D
i d0n't think i'd be caught dead or alive being ass0ciated with an event named that. but if a retailer had my shit and some0ne bought it f0r the purpose i guess that's 0ut of my fronds. but n0 it's usually stupid shit, or weird stuff. 0r custom 0rders. i do g0t some sh0rts that say 'whale cared for' f0r example.
O)( no! I am sorry if I mistook you for someone else. I would love a funny fis)( pun s)(irt!
[ >THOU MAY THINKETH IT WERE MERELY THE WIZARD'S MORAL INTEGRITY WHICH LEAD IT TO BLOWING ITS OLD APPRENTICE TO SMITHEREENS FROM USE OF ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE SUCH AS SCRIBEGPT, BUT IT, TOO, WERE AT THE GUIDANCE OF SANDSTRIDE'S MAGISTER COUNCIL! USE OF SUCH ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE INCURS THE WRATH OF THE MANY, AND IS A CRIME MOST GRAVE. SO GRAVE IT SENDETH THEE TO THE GRAVE IF YOU ARE TO VIOLATE SUCH A RULE WITHIN THEIR JURSIDICTION, AND PUNISHMENT IS SWIFT IF YE ARE CAUGHT UTILIZING THE WRETCHED CONTRAPTION. THIS HATH BEEN #WIZARDFACTS WITH AKRAVI CASTENAME, THE LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]
[ >#EVILWIZARD #WIZARDLIFE HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/7EB5327F6AE349F1689A19D2E16483A7/BC01264052307436-10/S1280X1920/AB4269C4716F22BC9CA64D69055B9ABEB99B4C58.JPG_ ]
anything is gambling if y/)u put en/)ugh /)n the line
HOLY FUCK WHY IS THERE NO FILTER FOR STUPITY ON HERE
[|87 :: Th;s ;s so relatable actually.
[ >IF THOU WISH TO CALL OUT MINE SUPPOSED "STUPIDITY" THE LEAST YE COULD DO IS SPELL IT RIGHT, YE FUMBLING FLAILING IMBECILIC WORM_ ]
callin in sick 2day #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f91fddbce74a.jpg
are you actually sick lovve
@arenaceousAlchemy
nothin like that, dw just thought itd probably be in everyones best interest if i didnt try handlin hazardous material while my hands r still shaky n im running on like, 2 hrs of sleep its not a big deal
understandable if you need assistance wwith anythin id be happy to rush ovver and assist you roro
j just r read something about #bugaspect c can we make t this a thing
i g got a request a b bit ago f for a scorpion t this is a h human holding an e emperor scorpion https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a2/85/8c/a2858c21209799957706b16d3fea3c2b.jpg
[ >YESSS... HA HA HA... YES!!!!!!_ ]
c< Hell yeaH! >c
Friend shaped
goregeous...
What a zilly creature!
♯POWERPHRASE: ♯BLOWTHATBITCHTOKINGDOMCOME
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"= NO? shut up. what fucking ever. you get confused. ="
"= hate. ="
"= i am potentially more bothered today than maybe ever. your fault. ="
[ >TIS TIME FOR THE WIZARD (THAT WOULD BE I) TO HITTETH THE SLIME, AS IT WERE. EVIL LIGHT, DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM_ ]
(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ (( _ _ ))..zzz..ZZ
[ >THE WIZARD HATH ACQUIRED EVEN MORE BADGES_ ]
are y/)u getting them fr/)m y/)ur evil magic
♯yourefuckingjoking
[ >AND FROM BEING A DELIGHTFUL YOUNG WIZARD :::}_ ]
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