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[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]
@arenaceousAlchemy
[ >TRY MINE SINISTER POTION_ ] [ >ALCHEMIST, EVIL WIZARD, MIXOLOGIST, AND MORE_ ] [ >NONBINARY. ANY PRONOUNS. FUCKETH WITH ME_ ] [ >MINE "DMS" ARE OPEN TO ALL_ ]
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is AKRAVI TYPHLO, and you are a SMART, LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL taking up hive in the ARID DESERTS of ALTERNIA, making your home in a long-abandoned ruin carved into the sandstone cliffside, expanded upon by yourself and your LUSUS to include a KICK-ASS TOWER fitting of ANY WIZARD WORTH THEIR SALTS. It is located not too far from the settlement of SANDSTRIDE, home to similarly like-minded, magically inclined trolls. As with most goldbloods, you have a PENCHANT FOR COMPUTER SHIT, though you are most definitely NOT THE BEST AT IT. Your IMPULSIVE HABITS tend to GET THE BEST OF YOU, resulting in HASTILY-MADE SPAGHETTI CODE and ERRORS UPON ERRORS SPAWNED FROM ONE CURLY BOY }. Your real passion, however, lies within POTION CRAFTING. Brews most sinister and non-sinister, which you sell to get some extra WALKING AROUND CAEGAR. You are a self-proclaimed ALCHEMIST and WIZARD. It's not your fault that magic and brews are fucking AWESOME. As such, you are a follower of the infinitely wise teachings of TROLL MERLIN, as well as a MEMBER of the SANDSTRIDE WIZARDRY UNION, which is overseen by the SANDSTRIDE MAGISTERS COUNCIL. You have a VARIETY OF OTHER INTERESTS, perhaps way too many, finding yourself jumping between hobbies like it's GOING OUT OF STYLE, to the point where you frequently FORGET ABOUT YOUR PAST HOBBIES. Some of those include MIXOLOGY, ACID JAZZ PIANO, POETRY, and a PLETHORA OF OTHER THINGS. Your trolltag is arenaceousAlchemy and you [ >SPEAKETH IN A, LIKE, COMMANDING AND PROMPTING TONE, LOLE_ ] What will you do? ======> AKRAVI: START POSTING ON CHITTR DOT ING. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119484708_jP7VyOhPEIxZP1q.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119823992_cShZHL2vfC0AO7E.png
the best part ꙮf having an ꙮrb instead ꙮf a regular cꙮmputer, is that i can watch mꙮvies that havent been released yet (and sꙮme that never will). - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
[ >A TRUTHBERRY MAY MAKETH THEE TELL THE TRUTH, BUT A LIEBERRY? WELL... A LIEBERRY WILL LOANETH THOU BOOKS! MUCH TO CONSIDER!_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD DOTH DECREE: TROLL KWIKTRIP MACARONI AND CHEESE (FOR CLARITY: THE ONE YOU TAKE TO THY ABODE AND HEAT UP) IS MUCH BETTER THAN I HAD ANTICIPATED_ ]
[ >GOD FORBID A WIZARD POSTETH ABOUT SOMETHING DELECTABLE_ ]
[ >AND SO BEGINETH THE WIZARD'S GREATEST CHALLENGE YET: HUGE BREAKFAST OF FIVE RAISIN_ ]
* more like small breakfast...
[ >THOU HAST NO IDEA HOW MUCH A SINGLE RAISIN CAN FILL ONE TROLL'S ACID TRACT_ ]
* i had three burgers with loaded fries chicken fingers and a couple sodas for lunch yesterday i think i would feel quite peckish after a single raisin
⚗ if you are TRUE to the nature of a raisin, then even TEN should not 🝭efuddle a wizard. though there are SOME ways to get past this, su☾h as SHRINKING. them. down. 🝭y ☾hants OR mixtures, if you wish to live without understanding their. true. NATURE.
[ >PERHAPS THE WIZARD SHOULD NOT HAVE IMBIBED IN SO MANY ELIXIRS THE NIGHT YESTER... #SUFFERING_ ]
Now eat a huge breakfast.
[ >HOW HUGE ARE WE TALKING? 3 RAISIN BIG? OR PERHAPS BIGGER?_ ]
FIVE raisins.
[ >FIVE RAISINS!? THOU ART A MADMAN OF UTMOST LUNACY, BUT THE WIZARD IS NEVER ONE TO BACKETH DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE..._ ]
Can the wizard handle FIVE raisins?
[ >THAT IS WHAT WE SHALL FINDETH OUT!_ ]
[ >OOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
☆ Is there any event you fuKKs won’t turn into some hormone fueled romp jegus☆
th1s 1s why 1 follow you
[ >WERE THE WIZARD TO HOSTETH AN EVENT THERE WOULD BE A ONE-WAY PORTAL TO THE INFERNAL REALM FOR SUCH SALACIOUS ACTIVITIES. INCREDIBLY LITERAL ABOUT THIS BY THE BY #LOVELOSES_ ]
☆ my thing is just liKe if you’re feeling hot and heavy just fuKK off and do it at the hive☆
like don't 6et me wron6, m'all about flirtin6 'n' 6ettin' spiCy with folks i like! but the number of times i've heard 'event of the moment' beCome 'everyone's havin6 sex!!' has uh... like i ain't a prude, but it makes me feel real unComfortable to even *Consider* 6oin', let alone *aCtually* 6oin'. masquerade did it best, i reCkon. forCed folks to 6o somewhere private to have that sorta fun without it overshadowin' the entire thin6. i mean i 6uess it's a li'l harder to do that on a beaCh, but like... surely that ou6hta dissuade folks alto6ether? but uh, Clearly not i 6uess. o︵o
☆ and you’re absolutely right about that these people Kant be trusted to Keep it in their pants to maintain the decency for everyone else and it is just loathsome. And there’s certain repeat offenders too but you ain’t hear that from me☆
yeah, like it ain't my plaCe t'jud6e, but if it's makin' other folks leave or avoid 6oin' at all, maaaybe it's time t'Consider that y'mi6ht be Causin' a problem. like it's one thin6 yappin' about sex 'n' all that on Chittr, talk is talk. it's a whole other t'just be full-on publiC fuCkin' in the middle of an advertised publiC event.
☆ I’ll judge enough for the both of us don’t you worry.☆
6lad we're pals, ikonos. u◡u
!!!!!!!!!!
☆ same homie☆
[ >ANYWAY HALF-WITTED IMBECILES AND CHURLISH CURS ASIDE. HOW ART THE REST OF THOU FARING THIS EVENING. HAS ANYTHING EXCITING OCCURRED WITHIN THY LIVES? THE WIZARD WOULD LIKETH TO HEAR_ ]
[ >THE SANDSTORM AND ITS ACCOMPANIMENT OF RESTLESS VIOLENT UNDEAD HATH BEEN ON ITS WAY OUT SINCE APPROXIMATELY ONE HOUR AGO, THE WIZARD SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT FOR IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN IN HALF A SWEEP. NOW COMETH THE WORST PART: CLEAN UP >:::{_ ]
.okaY .discount troll harry potteR
[ >I SHOULD SMITETH THEE DOWN ON THE SPOT FOR DARING TO MAKETH SUCH A VILE ACIDTRACT CHURNING COMPARISON. ME, THE HUMBLE AND LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD, COMPARED TO THAT DISGUSTING JUVENILE UNPROFESSIONAL WRETCH? NOT TO MENTION THAT HAPLESS CUR'S HALF-WITTED IMBECILIC CREATOR? LIKE COME THE FUCK ON NOW. YOU COULD HAVE AT THE VERY LEAST CALLED ME A BUDGET TROLL GANDALF. THAT WOULD HAVE AT LEAST BEEN FUNNY!_ ]
.youre righT .troll harry potter is too good for yoU .unfunny magical trevoR .with zero whipS .and zero moo beastS .and absolutely no ragU
[ >BLAH BLAH BLAH HIGH LEVEL CHAIN LIGHTNING FUCKETH THEE 🧙♂️⚡⚡⚡⚡🤸⚡⚡⚡⚡🤸⚡⚡⚡⚡🤸⚡⚡⚡⚡🤸⚡ HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/SVBE3FIZHJKAAAAD/WIZARD-MAGIC-BOOK.GIF_ ]
[ >WHAT THEY DON'T TELLETH THEE ABOUT SLAYING THE UNDEAD IS ITS A FUN AND SAFE AND LAW-ABIDING THRILL_ ]
[ >MANY MIGHT ASK, "WIZARD, WHERE HATH THOU BEEN AS OF LATE? ART THOU ABANDONING US, THY LOYAL FOLLOWERS?" TO WHICH I ANSWERETH, NAY, NAY AT ALL! YOU SEE, THERE HAS BEEN A, LIKE, TOTALLY FUCKING NASTY SAND STORM PLAGUING MINE LOCATION, SO MINE FOCUS HAS BEEN UPON THAT AND SLAYING THE GODS FORSAKEN SHADOWDROPPERS THAT CRAWL OUT FROM THE WASTES UPON THIS STORMY HOUR. ALSO MINE RECEPTION HATH BEEN UTTER BARKFIENDSHIT UPON THE ARRIVAL OF THE STORM. ANYHOW, THAT HATH BEEN HOW MINE LIFE DOTH BE GOING #WIZARDLIFE #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
Some of you need to put the chittr down on some Nickelodeon's Worldwide Day of Play business.
#Facts
[ >DARE I ASKETH WHY THE FEED IS EXPLODING THIS TIME OR SHALL I CONTINUE LIVING IN BLESS-ED IGNORANCE AND RETURN TO BLOWING UP MINE OWN STUFF?_ ]
Ɏ when a-a-a lot of loud things ha-a-appen i usua-a-ally zone out a-a-and sta-a-art pla-a-acing blocks a-a-and shit instea-a-ad Ɏ
#W☤zardl☤fet☤p 2: cons☤der harm☤ng the d☤srespectf⛎︎l sort. #v☤olence
got a fireball up my sleeve already
[ >OH BY GREAT TROLL MERLINS POINTY HAT, THE WIZARD HATH BEEN GIVEN A GHOSTLY-LOOKING BADGE WITHOUT NOTICE. THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MINE LIFE! MINE POWER GROWS TENFOLD!_ ]
[ >#NOWPLAYING #NOWLISTENING #WIZARDTUNES HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=G2KSG6ETR4U_ ]
[ >AFTER INGESTING SOME OF THAT GOOD SHIT THE WIZARD DOTH BE FARING BETTER THAN THE NIGHT YESTER. HAVE THOU EVER THE CLUTCHES OF INSANITY GRIPPING AT THY THINKSPONGE ALL ON ACCOUNT OF THE HORRORS TO COME? ME NEITHER :::} #SUBSTANCE_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD DOTH BE FUCKING GROANING AND SIGHING #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
I Am Always Saying This.
「YEARNING? NO. I AM EARNING.」
rweal as fuck
[ >TRULY IF THOU ART HAVING ISSUES WITH THY RELATIONSHIPS DO NOT HESITATE TO VISIT MY STALL AT THE MARKET AS I CAN, LIKE, PROBABLY HOOKETH THOU UP WITH A BREW OR PERHAPS ELIXIR TO AID THEE IN THY LACK OF CHARISMA AND CHARM LOLE_ ]