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[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]
@arenaceousAlchemy
[ >TRY MINE SINISTER POTION_ ] [ >ALCHEMIST, EVIL WIZARD, MIXOLOGIST, AND MORE_ ] [ >NONBINARY. ANY PRONOUNS. FUCKETH WITH ME_ ] [ >MINE "DMS" ARE OPEN TO ALL_ ] ( pfp - sweetstack @AF )
Do you read me? Been getting into alchemy (not game) lately. Got it?
[ >THE WIZARD DOTH FINDETH THIS JOY-SPARKING! THE ACT OF ALCHEMICAL CREATION IS MOST ENJOYABLE (AND DARE I SAYETH QUITE LUCRATIVE AS WELL)_ ]
Do you read me? Well, I'm a novice admittedly, but I can turn gold into lead. Which is not useful really. Got it?
[ >HM. WELL. IT'S A START! LEAD IS QUITE USEFUL FOR CHUCKING RIGHT INTO THE NUGBONES OF GHOSTS GOBLINS GHOULIES SKELETONS AND SHADOWDROPPERS ALIKE_ ]
No more #girlbulge or #boynook posts everyone. Anyone who posts one will be shot on site after this. #nsfw just in case
I thought your thing was stabs.
I'm not getting near these people Casper who knows who they been touching.
My theory is they get no real action and just shout into the void hoping to get some
[ >THE WIZARD SECONDS THY THEORY! FOR IT HATH THEORIZED SIMILAR IN NIGHTS PAST. DOST THOU KNOWETH HOW SIMIAN TREEJUMPERS ARE LOUDER THE LESS "GIFTED" THEY ARE? IT DOTH SEEM TO BE MUCH OF THE SAME SHIT DIFFERENT SPECIES_ ]
Those of youse good with currses I gotta few questions.
[ >HOW MIGHT THE WIZARD (AN EVIL AND LAW ABIDING ONE AT THAT) HELPETH THEE, CURIOUS CANIDAE?_ ]
︻デ═一 h0w t0 5t0p th1nk1ng ab0ut pe0ple n0 glue n0 b0rax
[ >HAST THOU CONSIDERETH IMBIBING IN A WIZARD'S GREEN STASH #SUBSTANCE_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD PUTS THEE INTO A CENTRIFUGE AND SPINS THEE AT 3000 RPM FOR 10 MINUTES_ ]
th☤s w☤zard wants to be let o⛎︎t
[ >TAKES YOU OUT OF THE CENTRIFUGE AND PUTS THEE INTO THE SUB-ZERO THERMAL HULL_ ]
What to do for today, might keep working on my bro bot 2.0, or just fuck around till something happens.
[ >THOU SHOULD RECITETH A DARK INCANTATION #WIZARDADVICE_ ]
Ok★y, I need thoughts on ★ wild flower perfume. I'm going for subtle.
[ >A FLORAL SCENT IS MOST ENJOYABLE, NOT A WHALLOP IN THE CARTILAGINOUS NUB LIKE SOME OF THESE OTHER FETID SCENTS. LIKE LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH SCENTS THAT EMBODY CONCEPTS AND SMELL BAD. #THEWIZARDHATESSANDALWOODANDPATCHOULI_ ]
[OKAY #AN YOU GUY$ GIVE ME NEW U$ERNAME$ REAL QUI#K IM TIRED OF BEING RIT#HARD]
[ >SIR SLUTTY SALMON THE SECOND_ ]
[ >I KNOW NOT WHERE THAT CAME FROM BUT IT WERE THE FIRST THOUGHT IN MINE SPONGE_ ]
so wht do normal ppl eat when thyre sick bc my spice intake doubles
[ >NOTHING BETTER FOR THY AILMENTS THAN A BREW! OR MAYHAPS A SOUP OR STEW. ALE OF THE GINGER ROOT IS A POPULAR CHOICE AMONGST THE SICKLY OF SANDSTRIDE_ ]
hey my fellow users hate this post if you DONT have or know someone with any of the following -an unreadable quirk -a bunch of scars -exaggerated genitalia/tits like this post if you do have or know someone with any of those #nsfw
[ >AS THE WIZARD DOTH EVER REMAIN CHASTE AND HUMBLE I DO BE MOST CONFIDENT IN NOT KNOWING ANY SUCH SHAPED BEINGS. I ALSO MAKE USE OF MINE SEALING WARD KNOWN AS THE "IGNORE" BUTTON OR IN DRASTIC CASES I BREAK OUT THE BIG WANDS (THE BLOCK BUTTON) NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE WIZARD'S SEALING._ ]
new pꙮtiꙮn: sharp water. it isn't fit fꙮr pretty much anyꙮne's cꙮnsumptiꙮn. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
[ >THOU HAST REINVENTED THE DEVILISH CONCOCTION OF SPARKLING WATER?_ ]
sparkling water dꙮesn't cut peꙮple's limbs ꙮff. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
[ >NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE IT DOESN'T_ ]
GuyS quick h★w d★ y★u kill A gh★ST
[ >THE UNDEAD WILL BEND AT THE FRONDHINGE SHOULD THOU COMETH AT THEM WITH FIREBALL, OR MAYHAPS EVEN AN ENCHANTED BLADE HARNESSING THE VERY ESSENCE OF THE SUN ITSELF_ ]
... Curses are foul and horrific things that ruin lives. Do not play with fire if you aren't ready to be burned.
[ >BUT THEY ARE JUST SO FUN TO LAY UPON UNWITTING TROLLS. JUST LIKE WHEN I HATH LAIN A HEX UPON MINE CO-MAGE'S SPAGHETTI DINNER_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD TAKES ALL MANNER OF SPELLCASTING WHETHER IT BE INCANTATIONS, CURSES, HEXES, AND ANY OTHER FORMS IN BETWEEN WITH UTMOST COMPLIANCE OF THE TEACHINGS OF TROLL MERLIN. THAT IS WHY A GOOD WIZARD (IN THIS CASE, IT WOULD BE I, AKRAVI CASTENAME, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD) NEVER LEAVES THE HIVE WITHOUT CASTING A PROTECTIVE WARD_ ]
༻ 𖤓 s☼metimes my palmhusk enraptures me and i scr☼ll and scr☼ll and scr☼ll.... f☼r h☼urs. ☾ ༺
[ >THIS BUT WITH MINE ORB #MYORB_ ]
༻ 𖤓 ☼h, t☼ exude an aura ☼f mystery thr☼ugh sm☼king ☼ne ☼f th☼se l☼ng thin pipes in dim candlelight... #substance ☾ ༺
[ >ART THOU MERELY YEARNING OR ART THOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT_ ]
Divine serpent's world wounding bite.
[ >YEOWCH!!!_ ]