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[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]
@arenaceousAlchemy
[ >TRY MINE SINISTER POTION_ ] [ >ALCHEMIST, EVIL WIZARD, MIXOLOGIST, AND MORE_ ] [ >NONBINARY. ANY PRONOUNS. FUCKETH WITH ME_ ] [ >MINE "DMS" ARE OPEN TO ALL_ ]
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Gender is cancelled
[ >MOST JOYOUS NIGHT_ ]
HEY. LET'S #COLLAB. [⠌]
[ >SEALING WARD FOR THEE_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD HATH NOT SLEPT A WINK AND FEELETH INCREDIBL;E_ ]
hi akraVi!!!!
[ >FAIREST GREETINGS TO THEE, MINE FRIEND!_ ]
u ever feel da neva ending darknezz consume u
[ >MOST CONSTANTLY! THE NEVERENDING DARKNESS IS WHEREIN I DRAWETH MINE POWERS FROM_ ]
watched too many fake magic vids on tiktok and now my fyp is aLLLL asmr vids of peopLLe making potions and shit. damn if that site existed when i was a wriggLLer my mud pies wouLLdve done numbers
[ >YOUR MUD PIES CAN STILL DO NUMBERS, DO NOT LET THINE AGE HOLDETH YE BACK FROM THINE DESIRES. THOUGH THESE FAKEY FAKE MAGICIANS PALE IN COMPARISON TO A TRUE MASTER OF THE ARCANE SUCH AS MINESELF_ ]
we need a reaLL wizard on that site LLike you. the tiktok infLLuencers dont even make bubbLLing brews or periLLous poisons its aLLLL gLLitter water and dried LLeaves 😔😔😔
[ >DAMNABLE FRAUDS I SHALL STRIKETH THEM DOWN AND PUT THEM ALL TO SHAME. THEY SHALL PACKETH UP THEIR GLITTER WATER AND DEAD LEAVES AND BE BANISHED INTO THE DUNES OF DESPAIR. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BUBBLING BREWS?????? WHAT THE FUCK_ ]
why do flowers smell so good if they taste so bad?
[ >THE FLOWERS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONSUMETH RAW, FOR IMPROPER PREPARATION CAN LEADETH TO COMPLICATIONS WITHIN THINE ACID TRACT, NOT TO MENTION THE UNPLEASANTNESS UPON THINE MAW. THAT IS, TO SAY, THE FRAGRANT AROMAS ARE TO ATTRACTETH POLLINATORS, WHOM FEAST ON THE NECTAR WITHIN AND SPREADETH THE POLLEN TO OTHER PLANTS FOR PROPAGATION OF SPECIES, WHICH IS TO SAY THE CIRCLE OF LIFE AS EXPLAINETH IN THE MOVIE "WHEREIN A YOUNG ROYAL PRIDEBEAST UPON THE SAVANNAHS HAS HIS LIFE TAKE A TURN AS HIS FATHER IS BETRAYED BY ANOTHER OF HIS BLOOD IN PURSUIT OF THE THRONE, LEADING THE YOUNG ROYAL PRIDEBEAST TO RUN AWAY AND LIVE WITH THE GUILT OF BELIEVING HE WAS THE CAUSE OF HIS FATHER'S DEATH, GROWING TO ADULTHOOD AND RUNNING FROM HIS PAST WITH A TUSKBEAST AND TUNNELCRITTER COMPANION WHOM TEACH HIM HOW TO LIVE LIFE WITH NO WORRIES, ONLY TO BE CONFRONTED BY THE COMPANION OF HIS PAST AND FORCED TO MAKE A CHOICE TO RETURN HOME OR FORSAKE HIS RESPONSIBILITY TO HIS HOME AS HIS FATHERS LITTERMATE RUNS THE PRIDE INTO THE GROUND" YOU KNOW THE ONE_ ]
a good (hunk of 7ou figured this out alread7, but for those of 7ou who didn't, and those who didn't make it to the part7, a revelation! i was the woman in white! https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/1854f9b16bf6.jpg #selfpi(s
[ >WHOA MAMA_ ]
fuck hIghbloOds.
[ >PREACHETH_ ]
𖦹 So if you chaste and allat like... when you get horny do you just look at it. Like just look at ya bulge and wait for it to stop or #nsfw 𖦹
[ >PERSONALLY THE WIZARD DOTH BE FOND OF THE SEALING WARD_ ]
𖦹 Dis sound freakier than just watchin it flail about ionno. 𖦹
[ >WELL IT ACCOMPLISHES REMAINING CHASTE DO IT NOT?_ ]
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < #CertifiedTAXEVADER.
[ >GUARDS SEIZETH THOS INDIVIDUAL AT ONCE_ ]
[ welcome to abyss' ooc account ] this account mainly exists for easy muse tracking. and i guess for my ""dni"" of sorts. full disclosure i am likely to ooc-block you if your profile is non-homestuck/hiveswap/mspa. nothing personal, but i'm here for homestuck rp. i may make exceptions if it's funny enough i dont fuck with incest shippers or anyone pro incest. i will block you OOC. this is entirely for my comfort and if you don't like it, feel free to block me as well. if you want to see all who i play, then kindly check the comments below as i proceed to comment with each and every one of my muses. because i'm so original.
[ >FUCKETH THEE_ ]
being able 2 say ive been sober for so long is great but sometiems lol what do u even do after a long day at work :\ ^ literally askin for suggestions here theres a limit to how many times i can go to bed earlyyy or have tea over bullshit
[ >PONDER THINE ORB_ ]
keep having this dreammmm of gutting the sammmme fish dowwwwn its pale underbelly, wwwwhaled bulb staring at mmmmine. wwwwonder wwwwhat that's about
[ >A CALL TO BEGIN PRACTICING THINE CASTING, THE WIZARD DOTH THINK_ ]
[ >🔮 :::}_ ]
Cookie Run.
[ >WHY ART THE BAKED CONFECTIONS SCURRYING?_ ]
Scared.
[ >DO NOT BE AFRAID..._ ]
4H4H4H4H4H4 i h4v3 67 N0TIFIC8TI0NZ xD xD!!!!!!!
[ >AND? THAT DOTH BE FUNNY BECAUSE? AT LEAST WAITETH UNTIL YE HAVE 2 MORE NOTIFICATIONS TO CELEBRATE AND POPPETH THINE FIZZY GOLDEN BOTTLES_ ]
[ >????? HAVE YE GONE MAD? HAVE YE ATTRACTED SPONGEROT? OR ART THOU A DIAPERSHITTING WIGGLER WHO HATH NO BUSINESS POSTING UPON THIS WEBBED SITE? THINE SENSE OF HUMOR WOULD LANDETH YE IN THE DUNGEON WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A WORD BEFORE THE DUKE WOULD CALLETH THE GUARD TO SEIZE YE. SIMPLY BE BETTER_ ]
[ >FUCKETH THEE I FRY THINE PAN FURTHER HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/SVBE3FIZHJKAAAAD/WIZARD-MAGIC-BOOK.GIF_ ]
