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[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]
@arenaceousAlchemy
[ >TRY MINE SINISTER POTION_ ] [ >ALCHEMIST, EVIL WIZARD, MIXOLOGIST, AND MORE_ ] [ >NONBINARY. ANY PRONOUNS. FUCKETH WITH ME_ ] [ >MINE "DMS" ARE OPEN TO ALL_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD HATH NOT SLEPT A WINK AND FEELETH INCREDIBL;E_ ]
[ >FAIREST GREETINGS TO THEE, MINE FRIEND!_ ]
[ >BACK AT IT AGAIN, FEED?_ ]
[ >MINE TYPICAL POSTING SCHEDULE DOTH BE ON HOLD, THE WIZARD HATH WOKEN UP "HAVING A NORMAL ONE" BUT FRET NOT I SHALL RETURNETH ONCE THIS EPISODE HATH PASSED #WIZARDSTRUGGLES_ ]
[ >GOSSIP THIS AND ANONYMOUS GIMMICK ACCOUNTS THAT, WHAT HAPPENED TO POSTING THINE THESES WITHIN THE TOWNSQUARE FOR ALL TO READETH, WITH THINE NAME ATTACHED TO IT? NO GIMMICKS, NO ANONYMITY, TROLL MARTIN LUTHER WERE ONTO SOMETHING METHINKS_ ]
[ >MANY MAY ASK, "WIZARD, ART THOU REPULSE-ED BY THE MERE MENTION OF AFTER-DAWN BEHAVIORS? OF THOUGHTS SO UNCOUTH IT WOULD MAKETH AN IMPERIAL DRONE BLUSH? OF ACTS BEST SUITED TO HEDONISTIC SALACIOUS CLUBS AND WITHIN THE CONFINES OF ONES RESPITEBLOCK?" AND TO WHICH I ANSWER, NAY, NAY AT ALL. HOWEVER, THE WIZARD DOTH THINKETH THE FREQUENCY AT WHICH SOME OF YE ALL POST ABOUT IT CORRELATETH WITH HOW LITTLE THOU "GET LAID" AS IT WERE. FOOD FOR THOUGHT, PUTETH THAT IN THINE CAULDRON AND LET IS SIMMER. AND WHAT MAY THAT SAY ABOUT I, THE WIZARD? WHOM RARELY IF AT ALL POSTETH ABOUT MINE INNER DEEPER DARKER DESIRES? I SHALL LET YE DRAW THINE OWN CONCLUSIONS, A WIZARD NEVER REVEALS ITS SECRETS. #NSFW?_ ]
just had a quick scry about this sentiment for confirmation wwith the noble court of horrorterrors in the furthest ring and they said "type shit" #owwned #thaumaturgistsstaywwinnin
[ >EACH AND EVERY NIGHT I SEE YE ALL MOPING AND YEARNING AND POSTING THINE UNCOUTH DESIRES THIS IMAGE COMETH TO MIND HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/16/IMAGEC12F135C74469067.PNG_ ]
[ >AT THE BEHEST OF CHITTR USER BURAIS KARLEH, I SHALL NOW POSTETH AWESOMELY. GO MY WIZARDS #AWESOMEPOST #BADASSPOST #WIZARDPOSTING #WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/2C/74/10/2C7410466A1D1CE984ACAB930D45F1B7.JPG HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/564X/59/06/EA/5906EA8010E6B0872EC442B204A2FD26.JPG HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/236X/BA/3E/1B/BA3E1B966049398DF1E2B3E69561DECD.JPG HTTPS://RENDER.FINEARTAMERICA.COM/IMAGES/IMAGES-PROFILE-FLOW/400/IMAGES/ARTWORKIMAGES/MEDIUMLARGE/3/3-AN-EVIL-WIZARD-TRYING-TO-UNLOCK-THE-SECRETS-OF-FORBIDDEN-MAGIC-TOMMY-MCDANIEL.JPG_ ]
[ >YE ALL ENGAGETH WITH SALACIOUS BEHAVIOR THE SECOND THEE WAKETH UP? THE WIZARD DOTH UNDERSTAND THE "GRIND SET" BUT THE NIGHT HATH HARDLY BEGUN! GIVETH IT A REST! AND BEFORE THOU SAYETH "BUT WIZARD, WHAT DIDST THOU EXPECTETH? FOR US DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO HAVE SOME PRINCIPLES?" HONESTLY NO BUT A WIZARD CAN HOPETH. DOST THOU NOT TIRE OF CONSISTENTLY BEATING THIS DECEASED HOOFBEAST LIKE THINE MEAT? IT MAKETH THE AFFAIR GET STALE QUITE QUICK #NSFW_ ]
:> You’re right but they’ll never listen, unfortun^tely. <:
[ >THAT IS WHYI HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MINESELF TO BE THE HERALD OF REMINDERS. IT IS NOT MUCH AND IT IS THANKLESS WORK AND IT PROBABLY WON'T DUE MUCH, HOWEVER, HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/4MUVNIMDFIEAAAAE/JUST-MAKING-SURE-I-DONT-FIT-INN-FIT-IN.PNG_ ]
[ >THOU MAY THINKETH IT WERE MERELY THE WIZARD'S MORAL INTEGRITY WHICH LEAD IT TO BLOWING ITS OLD APPRENTICE TO SMITHEREENS FROM USE OF ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE SUCH AS SCRIBEGPT, BUT IT, TOO, WERE AT THE GUIDANCE OF SANDSTRIDE'S MAGISTER COUNCIL! USE OF SUCH ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE INCURS THE WRATH OF THE MANY, AND IS A CRIME MOST GRAVE. SO GRAVE IT SENDETH THEE TO THE GRAVE IF YOU ARE TO VIOLATE SUCH A RULE WITHIN THEIR JURSIDICTION, AND PUNISHMENT IS SWIFT IF YE ARE CAUGHT UTILIZING THE WRETCHED CONTRAPTION. THIS HATH BEEN #WIZARDFACTS WITH AKRAVI CASTENAME, THE LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]
[ >#EVILWIZARD #WIZARDLIFE HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/7EB5327F6AE349F1689A19D2E16483A7/BC01264052307436-10/S1280X1920/AB4269C4716F22BC9CA64D69055B9ABEB99B4C58.JPG_ ]
anything is gambling if y/)u put en/)ugh /)n the line
HOLY FUCK WHY IS THERE NO FILTER FOR STUPITY ON HERE
[|87 :: Th;s ;s so relatable actually.
[ >IF THOU WISH TO CALL OUT MINE SUPPOSED "STUPIDITY" THE LEAST YE COULD DO IS SPELL IT RIGHT, YE FUMBLING FLAILING IMBECILIC WORM_ ]
[ >TIS TIME FOR THE WIZARD (THAT WOULD BE I) TO HITTETH THE SLIME, AS IT WERE. EVIL LIGHT, DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD HATH ACQUIRED EVEN MORE BADGES_ ]
are y/)u getting them fr/)m y/)ur evil magic
[ >#YURIHOUR HTTPS://IMG.IFUNNY.CO/IMAGES/44B2FAE5FADB7FD452FC6BB55B8791C15BEA33BE21BBA68F9749E385E4F2F8F0_1.JPG_ ]
[ >IT KEEPS HJAPPENING_ ]
[ >DISCONNECTING FROM AMONG US :::{_ ]
[ >DISCONNECTED FROM THIS DAMNABLE GAME OF SOCIAL ENGINEERING AND DEDUCTIVE REASONING. FUCKETH MINE ENTIRE MYSTICAL LIFE_ ]
[ >COME JOINETH US FOR A GAME OF AMONG US. CODE OF JCFLQG_ ]
[ >THOUGH I AM A FOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE AND TIS CONSTANTLY FLOWING OUT OF MY MAW, ONE MUST REMEMBERETH TO PUT ON THEIR FILTER, FOR INSIDE THOUGHTS ARE MEANT TO STAY WITHIN THINE THINKSPONGE, AND NOT BE HERALDED TO THE MASSES OF THIS VIRTUAL REALM. IS THIS A VAGUEPOST. I DON'T THINK IT IS. TIS A DIRECT POST AT WHOMEVER TAKETH IT PERSONALLY!!_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD DOTH NOT CONCERN ITSELF WITH THIS "ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE" DO YE ALL NOT RECALL WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME A HAPLESS KNAVE UTILIZED ONE OF THESE HORRID CREATIONS IN MINE PRESENCE? BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS HE WAS! NAUGHT BUT A STAIN UPON THE COBBLED STONES OF MINE HIVE!_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD COULD SURVIVETH THIS "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS" VERY EASILY THROUGH THE POWER OF MINE WARDS. AND THE WAY I DONT AFRAID OF ANY MAN NOR BEAST NOR ANY SUCH THING IN BETWEENETH_ ]
[ >WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY ARCANE PAIR #WIZARDWEDNESDAY HTTPS://DAVIDMATTINGLY.COM/IMAGES/FANTASY-FULL/MATT_198_FULL.JPG_ ]
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