♦ pitied by @arenaceousAlchemy
we need a reaLL wizard on that site LLike you. the tiktok infLLuencers dont even make bubbLLing brews or periLLous poisons its aLLLL gLLitter water and dried LLeaves 😔😔😔
prym does not go to events prym Does Not Like Events Prym Will Dies
ahhhhh...!!! oh no.....!!! (> o < ❀)
HOLY FUCK WHY IS THERE NO FILTER FOR STUPITY ON HERE
what did he mean by this https://i.ibb.co/TqhwNBB6/IMG-9637.jpg
are you guys mad @ me..... for accidentally sending him to torture space :((
Ye★h I know.....
ouguh... we're sorry to hear (..¯ . ¯٥)
shit, i don't know. maybe i just ain't meant t'be here.
((Unfortunately I am in the same boat, but it's true colours by Cyndi Lauper. I call it my brain jukebox and it is very broken.))
#chittrhappyhavoc oh snap. oh fucking snap a four way https://i.ibb.co/fkcks6rn/image.png
#chittrhappyhavoc @barackobama i am so sorry with the deepest part of my heart the game chose this not me https://i.ibb.co/tjsffdj/image.png
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✦ Who ✦ Cares ✦ If ✦ Its ✦ Boring! ✦ It ✦ Feels ✦ Nice ✦ To ✦ Be ✦ Nice
🪱 is having a bad day
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I have notified my next of kin that I may not survive the day. Technically that would be Dave, but he would just tell me I am being dramatic despite being a constant victim of the deadly "Man Flu", so I notified my cat instead. If this tummyache takes me from my mortal coil he gets all of my possessions, all of my money, and my god tier pajamas, which I will be sure to tailor to fit his tiny little body before I go.
࣪⊹₊˚{ i am SOOOO tired of trying to fill my <3/<3< with seadweller men! }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im OVER IT!!!! I QUIIIIT! }*_*{ }*_*{ }*_*{ }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ hit the pupa pool befoure i decide to start hunting all of you four SPORT!!!! #bloodthirsty #cullerscall #girlglubbing }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Ɏ ooouuhhhh i suppose you a-a-are right. #muchtoconsider Ɏ
awh ok ( ´-｀)
Hey. Uhm. I'm not gonna be around for awhile. I'd appreciate if anyone who can reblog would reblog this post for me. It explains why I'll be gone and what's up. Thank you for all the fun. https://www.tumblr.com/honeypaw-wish/816149309658644480/my-little-kitty-passed-away-today-5926-and-i?source=share
i wish i had an orb
mmnyyerhhrg itcHY ITCHY!!! AAA..HH
t0dayz mem0ry rec0very iz n0t g0ing we11. i th0ught i had it but i put a bracket in the wr0ng zp0t at the very beginning z0 i wi11 be ztarting again. it iz z0mething t0 d0 with water. maybe.
nvm why did i think that wuld help
@arenaceousAlchemy bro ur quirk hurts my eyes ur looks are a bit freaky aaaand i reely dont care bout magic shit but you do you just keep it away from me
It's lethal :(
hehe no i put random stuf toge..ther
I HAD a orb. Then my dipshit, trash, bane of my existence, FUCKING [redacted] BROTHER DECIDED TO USE IT AS A BOWLING BALL
FUCK I COULD'VE BEEN A WIZARD????? THIS SHIT IS ASS MAN
Listen dude foorget the rain i just had too make a sad pathetic stoory i can't just goo oon Chittr and be like "ehehe guyssss what doo yoou think oof me 8]"
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Hi, Mx. Wizard! Thank you for this notification. (⌒ω⌒) I do not understand what any of those "potions" are, but... I sure do love the idea of helping a friend out in their business and thrive. I may consider!
ACCOST THIS GNOME IMMEIDATELY ..I DONT WANT I T HERE
uje ahters will see me try to ..fly away and laugh because our.. wiNGS DO NOT WORK so we cough.. up a dead rat
HELP ME GORODN!
< MY WINDOWS"! YOU BRICK THROWING S"PIT JUGGLER, YOU ARE MY ENEMY FOR THE RES"T OF THIS" WEEK. :>~
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >_< https://fil3.gard3n/aNSGp_XTSQfJgqDG/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.png
having 3 eyes is weird cus like i g/)t /)ne bell/)w my right eye right? it’s just there br/). it d/)esn’t d/) anything but be uneaten and make my sight a bit w/)nky. my d/)ct/)r said i sh/)uld c/)ver it /)r wear glasses m/)re /)ften s/) my t/)p eyes can like actually adjust pr/)perly but nah id win
heLP WE’re CHOKING ON A RAT it didNt go down
You'll never catch a NEETaku like me talking like a n*rmie, l0l.
Ah.! Of course. That makes more sense. No. No I did not. : )
I may have been courting this human a little too close to the sun. My bad.
IM GONNA KEEP HARASSIN THAT GUY TIL I GET BORED OF IT OR TIL I START TRYNA FLIRT WITH DAMES ON HERE AGAIN BUT THE LAST TIME I TRIED I GAVE MY DEVICE 10 VIRUSES AND HAD TO RESTART IT
It is fine. I am a llotus. I am lliterally a llotus.
[Bizarre Casper post that makes you worry about his sanity, not in the trauma way. Just in the way that it was just a little too silly.]
There's Blood On My Weezer Shirt. #violence #pensive
Currently On The Twentyth Hour Of Looking For A Shiny Turtle In Pokemon I Am Going To Cull Myself
Tried this. Thank you for the wizard, though
YALL LIVE LIKE THIS?
they dont let me fight knight any more in account of my.frail bones
i hate neoepts #ittookme20minturs2doa100piecepuzzle
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OH FUCK GUYS. THE EQUILIBRIUM WAS OFF BECAUSE I FORGOT TO DO SOMETHING VERY IMPORANT TODAY. I DID NOT EAT MY ONE (1) RAISIN AND NOW MY FUCKING EMOTIONAL STATE IS OUT OF WHACK SEE! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!
i dont think so
Well, it would've been funny if you did.
yOu'rE mIssIn OUt on the jAvAs
tHREW UP,
i dont think itll help but i still want one
Ugh. The photocopier is jammed with viscera again. #Mondays - MC Oleana
That's what I'm saying. You'd think it would be common decency to clean up after your own bloodlusted trollslaughter frenzy. - MC Oleana
Alright, suit yourself. But you will not be getting sick pay if that thing liquifies your thinkpan. - MC Oleana
That one looks sick. I'd cull it just to be safe. - MC Oleana
thisoneisaidifferntcolor. andpretty andkeepstellingmetodothings. ivenamed it cottoncondy. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf327be82a8e.png
That definitely sounds like a #You problem. - MC Oleana
A certain #Boss keeps rescheduling his Zumbannihilation class in a desperate bid to put it off further. #VagueChitt - MC Oleana
I can forgive reckless trollslaughter, but I have to draw the line at mass eXtinction events. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
Actually, no. You and I are some of the few #GoodOnes. - MC Oleana
I don't want to sound like I'm putting down other olive bloods. ...But why are so many of you like That. #Cringe - MC Oleana
I couldn't have said it better myself. EXcept I probably could have. On account of being a #Woman. - MC Oleana
What parts. - MC Oleana
I would never speak out of my depths, and certainly not of a higher caste than myself. But I support you wholeheartedly in speaking your own #Truth. - MC Oleana
- Okay, haha..mm, I will develop mmore shamme. I'mm SORRY. I didn't know they were filmming those parts. - Oleanaaaa😂😂🥹
Someone to prove my point eXactly. Thank you. - MC Oleana
All I'm saying is that other olive bloods could take care to hold themselves with more dignity and a healthy dose of shame. #Girlboss #BusinessSavvy - MC Oleana
Oh. Thank you... - MC Oleana
The vacillation I just witnessed was something else. They should study you. - MC Oleana
Olive Chittr is #Seething and #Malding. They hate me because they know I speak the #Truth. They're jealous because I represent a higher standard than they're willing to hold for themselves. #Cringe - MC Oleana
Do not pity her. She's in a better place. - MC Oleana
Your #Seething #Rage is evident even through this chat client. Sad. - MC Oleana
Picture of an olive woman that I culled sweeps ago. Not only was she #Chopped and #Cringe, she cared about #Shipping. And perhaps worst of all... she was a #FLARPer. I was doing her a kindness. Especially with those reprehensible ganderbulb magnifiers and blunt bangs. Let this be a lesson to you all. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb54cfed2687.png - MC Oleana
I notice you mistakenly placed purple pieces on the stems where there should be pink pieces. Interesting how you would sacrifice honor and workmanship to shave off a couple minutes. - MC Oleana
Silence, wiggler. - MC Oleana
Thank you, your majesty, but the wiggler is the real hero. He's so #Brave. - MC Oleana
Assembled a "Son Gohan" as part of a terminally underdeveloped wiggler's Make A Wish grant, before his scheduled culling. I even charitably let him finish his block creation before me, finishing at a humble 1 hour and 5 minutes. #Business #Charity #Philanthropy @caligulasAquarium https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cd9e7bad4c8.png - MC Oleana
Not after I raise you up. #Solidarity #WomenHelpingWomen - MC Oleana
You are the only one who understands me, Miss Megido. We are two beautiful and vicious squackbeasts of a feather. Even from the lowly position you've clawed, we are the same. - MC Oleana
Neutrality is about the worst possible inclination you could impress upon me. Thanks. You can keep calling me mistress, though. - MC Oleana
If I can come on here and say things like "Olive Chittr is #Cringe and they should all feel more shame" and still have a positive Kult to Kull ratio, honestly, what hope is there for me...? I should just accept that I'll never have the legion of haters I desire. I'm too universally beloved. #GirlbossProblems - MC Oleana
Or maybe everyone is just as annoyed by other olives as I am. Very possible. Likely, even. - MC Oleana
Oleana, you truly are a hopeless troll... - MC Oleana
Like this chitt if you're also a #Strong #Independent woman who doesn't need a matesprit. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
I didn't tell you people to pity that chitt. Stop pitying me. - MC Oleana
I don't see you paying to oinkbeastback off my ad space. - MC Oleana
You find yourself at a desk, working the same job you have for 4 sweeps. It's steady, reliable pay, and you feel grateful that the unemployment drones have passed over your name for this long. Work is predictable. Another huskcall, another meeting. Another email, another client. The clock tiX forward, just as it does every day. You separate the hours into fractions, just to abstract the time a little further than it already seems as a concept. 5 chimes, and trolls file out in rapid succession, with talk of hives, matesprits, and plans for third meal. Cubicles sit empty, and a hush falls over the officeblock, save for the tapping of one clack key plank. One troll still sits behind their desk, long after the rest have gone. You find yourself, still, at that same desk. Macro Cullsmos Energy. A light is on, somewhere. #MacroCullsmos #Sponsored #Advertisment - MC Oleana
I would be grateful for a collaboration. But I would not entertain anything further, as it would likely be seen as a capital act of treason, and punished to the full eXtent of the troll law. - MC Oleana
What #Brands would you be most eager to see #MacroCullsmos collaborating with and/or acquiring in a violent takeover? - MC Oleana
O-okay. Yes my empress. - MC Oleana
CAN YXU NXT? I'M GETTING PXUNDED FRXM ALL SIDES HERE. - MC Oleana
HE'S SX KIND!!! HE RESPECTS ALL WXMEN!!!! HE DXES EVERYTHING TX RAISE THEM UP AND MAKE THEIR VXICES HEARD!!!! THE EMPRESS MXST XF ALL!!!! - MC Oleana
Believe me, I've tried. A nagging scheduellist can only do so much to keep a man from his glucose. - MC Oleana
DXN'T SAY THIS. THIS ISN'T YXU. THIS ISN'T YXUR BLXXDPUSHER. HE'S A GXXD, HXNRABLE MAN WHX LIVES TX SERVE HIS EMPIRE. - MC Oleana
CAN'T YXU SEE I'M TRYING NXT TX GET CULLED HERE. - MC Oleana
POV: You're the grubcake in the display case that the chairmancer is about to break his diet for. #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/effccbcb3d0b.png - MC Oleana
I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I love the empire and I would never commit treason. #DailyAffirmations - MC Oleana
My off-screen boss doesn't even know I'm fighting tooth-and-nail for his honor right now. He's blissfully and contently eating his grubcake and he doesn't even know. #MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty - MC Oleana
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
Wait... say that again. - MC Oleana
@gracefulAggressor #Yaoi #SasuNaru #Shipping #Discourse If I might take the position against GaaLee, for sheer argument's sake. How do you suppose their rivalry goes so much "deeper"? So much "subtler"? It's clear their fight eXemplifies the theme that hard work and dedication can overcome odds, and that even someone born disadvantaged can be eXtraordinary. It's a great theme, and one even a wiggler could understand. Quite surface-level, really. Kind of "obvious." Only, Roclee didn't win the fight. He's not the main character. And the theme doesn't resonate much, in a series about the descendant of a hokage with an immense well of chakra and the power of a demon inside him, and an ensemble cast of his superpowered friends, who were all born with their own unique abilities. Yes, Naruto is bronze, but that doesn't make him any less eXceptional of a troll. The opposite, I would argue. Now, let's look at the themes present in SasuNaru. The power of empathy and bonds with others. The futility of the cycle of revenge. Hatred will only ever breed more hatred. To break the cycle, one must have love and compassion. We saw all these themes resonate throughout the entire series, countless times. Gaara's arc included. Pain. Obito. Just to name a few. Naruto pacified nearly every mass-murderer he came in contact with, simply through his sheer power of empathy. But Sasuke was the first troll he truly pitied, and the one he always came back to. The one he always fought for. The one he wouldn't give up on. The one he loved. As tiny wigglers, their ganderbulbs met, and they saw their own loneliness mirrored back at them. They hated each other for their similaries as much as their differences, and built a rivalry from it, but they couldn't deny the string of fate that drew them together. They soldered a bond so deep that even Sasuke himself couldn't sever it. You couldn't ask for a more perfect narrative foil for Naruto than Sasuke. Naruto fought for Sasuke, because their bond meant everything to him. No matter how much Sasuke tried to run from the love threatening to smother his fiery path of vengeance. Their relationship is so impactful that it codified the series' core themes. What you define as "deep" is clearly flawed, and wrapped in your own self-delusion. "Deep" isn't sifting through scraps, and inventing your own narrative where it barely eXists, just for the sake of being an insufferable contrarian. "Deep" is what you call the threads masterfully and deliberately sewn throughout the narrative as a whole. Being a true fan is about respecting the teXt, and developing the literacy to understand what it's trying to convey, first and foremost. You posit that Sasunaru is "obvious," but just because it's accessible doesn't mean that it's lesser. What you seem to interpret as "obvious" is literally just how storytelling functions as a medium. It's the rails on which it guides an audience to a conclusion. I would compare Sasunaru to an iceberg. There's as much there teXtually as you're willing to dive for. If you're going to aspire to a proper shipping snob, at least find an adequate hill to die on. You're not going to find much success defending a digbeasthill. #Girlboss #Smackdown #Relapsed - MC Oleana
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
Toe nail grew over a toenail that didn't fall off btw.
K--<fuckfuckfuck i shouldnt have actually texted her
i think i’m too old for the puppy girl shtick, i am a human girl with a dependency on #substances to sleep, but that doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.
OHhhhh I wish I wasn't fucking CRANKY so I could goof and take it on the chin. But I'm CRANKY I need to take a nap, turn off my 'puter, before I start getting mad online.
óh... i'd tótálly láy á cursé óñ my éñémiés if i cóuld...
#toenailfelloff
Ha ha the whole crowd is in on it. I'm talking about my cracked ribs
Rosecat doesn't want to get up. https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-01-2014/wnPkd9.gif
-=[ i had a dayymare about monopoly_☺]=-