trycks treats 🦩
@glaringActuality
point of order: you might also know me as filigree hallowen, the thespian, or the flamingo. any of those are fine i don't really care testimony: it's easy being dead 🌅
apolgy for bad alternian where were u when digital penguin appreciation society die i was at hive eating nacho cheese triangular flavor chips when palmhusk ring "digital penguin appreciation society is kil" "no"
dead, no prospects, no caegars, no quads at least 1 have these react1on 1mages on my palmhusk though
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AWWW! (CROWD AWW!) (CROWD SWOON!) I AM DEFINITELY KEEPING THIS IN MIND...
OBJECTION! THIS EXHIBIT IS SUBSTANTIALLY MORE PREJUDICIAL THAN PROBATIVE & THEREFORE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED INADMISSIBLE
lOOk at my lEgislaceratOr bro im fUckEd
You ever had a rock candy? Tastes nothin like a rock. It's a scam I tell ya, a scam! I oughta shoot the bastard that invented them.
im glad more people are learning tto swim, itt feels really good tto relax on ttop of tthe ttides, tthe genttle push and pull as itt rocks you almostt tto sleep... amazing :)
oh;; i started(witch hat) the other day with an old friend ive been(talking(to) again); i like(it) so far;
\ d0 y0u th1nk m0an1ng "fuck" dur1ng sex 1s the same as say1ng "park0ur" when park0ur1ng? / \ #nsfw #reference /
WILL BE THINKING 𖤐B☆UT THIS P☆ST EVERY TIME I P𖤐IL MY M𖤐TESPRIT TH𖤐NK Y☆U VERY MUCH >:3 ⋆｡°✩
PARKOUR. PARKOUR. PARKOUR.
point of order: why aren't you saying parkour during sex
\ 1 was g0nna say "why aren't y0u say1ng fuck dur1ng park0ur" but then 1 remembered y0u'd pr0bably say that when y0u fuck up /
point of order: no that still applies because i never fuck up during parkour
\ pr0ve 1t! let's park0ur t0gether! /
We★ring sugnl★sses so you c★nnot tell wh★t I'm looking ★t. [cle★rly st★ring down your fries despite s★ying I did not w★nt ★ny] #subst★nce
⫸ thinking 4b⨀ut pe4ch juice 4g4in :-) #thinking
✦Pineapples are the superiϕr fruits afterall✦
point of order: i would also like to thank @whetherNet for lending a deceased iteration of himself to the cause for my cute little talksprite to append to the reverse g+ering i did. it's just so great. (she also took the photo in my profile picture) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3dde8e14800.gif look i'm talking about a pineapple + a shark
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ awww you look so moe here ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ awww. awww. i could say something but i wont ]
✦Pineapples are the superiϕr fruits afterall✦
📸 she's been enj[*o]ying ph[*o]t[*o]graphing y[*o]u. n[*o]t much acti[*o]n [*o]n his side [*o]f the bubbles.
sidebar: also, did you guys know that when he's talking out loud, instead of doing a little unicode thing for certain words/character strings, he just says an equivalent gesture to match whatever he's saying? like if he's saying "right" to agree with you he'll also look/point stage right. that's fun, yeah? i think that's fun.
B:oD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's extremely Cute!
publishing to the jury: flamingo's g+er into the g+ers of chittr publishing to the jury: part 1 --- @televisedAviamor disclaimer: (i do not plan to cover the other g+ers on here. the "part 1" is purely cosmetic) sidebar: this is the part where you do a funny little skit, right? like a st+-up routine. i don't really think that's the fun part so i'm just gonna say "point of order: what's the deal with dream bubble food" + leave it there sidebar: ok i lied i do actually want to do an introduction before i get started. hi, g+er. i have a lot of time on my prongs. + if the other g+er's gonna blow up your spot about the whole panchip thing then i also want a turn. you're a weird little dude + i think we should all take a second to really turn the magnifying glass around, so to speak publishing to the jury: without further ado, let's take a g+er at g+er grimzl. (crowd reacts) publishing to the jury: just gonna say it again: g+er's a weird little dude. i've met several of him around the dream bubbles at this point + i think i've got a pretty good idea of his neuroses by now. like for all that he tries to deflect in conversation he will just answer your questions generally (+ i would like to think i am also pretty observant, where it counts) publishing to the jury: so to get into all that he's fundamentally just a very passive person. part of that is due to the literal chip in his pan that makes him physically incapable of experiencing rage or fighting back in literally any way (did you, the reader, know about that? isn't it wild?) + part of that is due to him just liking to keep an eye on stuff. dude got all the spotlight he could h+le back when he was hosting his "host of shows" + when it was violently ripped away from him (long story) he decided to just. step back from it all. so in the metaphor of stage + whatnot (or film set, as the case may be, but i'm ignoring that for the sake of my metaphor) he's making himself comfortable in a box seat. regular ol' phantasm of the opera over here lol point of order: except instead of murdering + shit he's just, like, knitting + baking + drawing. the picture of a domesticity, really, like total hivesprit mode. oh + also like the phantasm of the opera he's skulking the goings-on of the metaphorical operahouse pretty obsessively. i like this metaphor more + more. publishing to the jury: anyways to really dig into that obsessiveness part like. g+er's kind of a stalker, right? weird to use that word for him since he's generally such a sweetie but. it's not just for the sake of writing psychoanalyses that he reads through all of somebody's profile, or tracks down identifying information off-site, or writes notes on everyone he interacts with + genuinely gets weirdly fixated on people. it's just how he relates to the world. he's very thoroughly distanced himself from society writ large but longs for connection anyway, you know? point of order: + by connection, i don't just mean being a part of other people's lives on his own terms, lurking amiably, the guy in the corner at a party just holding a drink while everyone else dances. i mean like metaphorically* crawling into someone else's skin + living there. this sort of dissecting + categorizing of every little thing about somebody is a generally well-intended impulse but it's not a selfless one at all disclaimer: *i met a version who took this more literally. lol point of order: when he does actually talk to people, either in a real conversation (rare) or when he's presenting to the class, he is asking you to love him. + he has already braced for you to refuse. there's always assurances ready in his back pocket that, however cruel or callous you'd care to be to him, he doesn't mind. point of order: that's a bit of a recurring theme. he can't mind. he can be hurt but he can't fucking do anything about it, including dislike you for hurting him. publishing to the jury: so what we have here is a guy who, aside from voyeuristic tendencies (unrelated to pailing, in that context he prefers getting directly bossed around), just wants to make other people happy. he's a veritable font of almost unconditional affection. + in a lot of ways, that's a coping mechanism he's had to develop after the chip thing: fight's out of the question, so he has to pick between flight, freeze, or fawn. fawning is the easiest + safest option he has. publishing to the jury: + insomuch as he likes people (for lack of a better option, maybe, but not insincerely) part of distancing himself from everything includes trying to present himself as a mascot rather than a person. to follow-up on the "he is asking you to love him. + he has already braced for you to refuse" thing, he doesn't *actually* want you to look at the man behind the curtain. maybe that's a self esteem thing, maybe that's a lack of trust thing, probably a bit of both lol. publishing to the jury: he's a seer of heart, by the way. godtier versions of him that i've met get kind of weird ᴹBP closing statement: maybe there's a way to tie all this together: "he's obsessed with other people", "he's shy", "he wants to be loved", "there is a chip in his pan that physically prevents him from experiencing rage or doing anything to protect himself", "he's nice, but what's the alternative" , etc. there's some kind of thesis to connect these points. iunno closing statement: this is where he usually ends things by addressing the person directly with some bit of advice about how to be more mentally healthy or whatever. sure. hi again, g+er. we're not birds of a feather, exactly, but you're neat anyway i guess. don't forget that there's some people out there who really do care about you, g+er grimzl, + not just the dorkass silly goose persona you want people to see. if you wanna live happily ever after you need to get comfortable with people giving a shit about you for real, + put your strutpod down a little harder when they don't. closing statement: also, this is where you'd usually promote the subject of the post + ask everyone to follow them. i think most of the people reading this to the end already know you, + are probably following you, so instead i'm going to ask everyone to try + engage with you as a person. + pay just a little bit more attention to your whole deal beyond the superficial facade + willingness to churn out flattering reflections of them by the gogdamn dozen. anyways that's @televisedAviamor folks he's a weird little dude who's gotten up to some truly crazy shit + i think more people should acknowledge that. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3dde8e14800.gif
(CROWD SILENCE)
Thanks for this! I, wow. I don't even know where to ★t. I'm gonna walk this off.
he almost doesnt sound(like(a creep)) when you talk(about him); // very impressive;
B:o[
point of order: let the record reflect i never said he wasn't a creep 🤙
Does a sick raillgrind on the corpses of my fallen foes 😎 #Viollence #FuckingAwesome #SickTricks #Boarding #GrindingOnIt #AndByIt #IMeanMyBoard
testimony: maybe i should've actually taken up smoking when i had the chance 🫧
Date idea: you watch me drink 4 martinis and tell me how beautiful i am while i chunder in your neighbours flowerpot.
You gunning after my heart there strides?
꩜ ~That wave from earlier was suuuuper gnarly Top 3 waves of all time!~ 𓂃⛱
SIDEBAR! people are always asking "why are there two tryckses" &, one, i also do not want there to be a second one, two, a little silly to ask when half the people on this app have the last name "strider"
c< i sHOuld play sOMe TrOll MTG >c
c< i curreNtly Have aN elf decK, NOtHiNg special, just, lOw cOst elves, aNd lOts Of MaNa, ive gOt sOMe cards cOMiNg iN 2 MaKe a blacK greeN graveyard spaM decK, but, NOt certaiN if ill dO aNytHiN witH it >c
ah.yes.elfball,.wonderful the.other.is.golgari.gardens.yes?
c< i wOuldNt exactly call it gOlgari gardeNs, but, its clOse eNOugH 2 fall uNder tHat baNNer, yeaH >c
it.is.good.to.have.a.new.thing.to.fixate.over things.have.gotten.quite.boring.waiting.for.the.synthskin.to.grow
c< tHats wHy i 2K up blacKsMitHiNg! sO i cOuld fixate ON tHat iNstead Of OtHer tHiNgs! >c
indeed you.own.a.tavern.you.will.be.returning.to.at.some.point.yes?. perhaps.more.can.be.enticed.to.join.us.there.to.play
c< i will returN sOMetiMe! i HOpe sOON, but, tHeres lOts Of wOrK 2 be dONe curreNtly.... but, still id liKe 2 play witH yOu tHere, ONce i get bacK fiNally! >c
wonderful,.i.will.add.it.to.my.list.of.things.to.do
c< itll be Nice 2 fiNally HaNg Out witH New peOple agaiN! sO MaNy New frieNds 2 Meet face 2 face, yOu iNcluded! >c
perhaps.even.with.this.face,.or.i.suppose.body.2.is.nearly.done,.that.might.be.the.one.you.see one.of.my.bodies.certainly
~I d~On't just tO~uch grass, I fuck the grass~ ~#nsfw~
xx_i_fink_mayebg_u_need_2_stawp_touchign_grass_maybe_xx
~Well ~Of c~Ourse *y~Ou* w~Ould say that, y~Ou d~On't want me leaving the basement~
WHY. HUHHG>??? there are so many better and cleaner thigs to fuck wadthe the hell
xx_yeagh_get_back_in_there_howd_u_even_get_out_in_the_first_place_HM?_back!_back_i_say!_xx
~Nuh uh~
~*thrO~ws mysyelf d~Own the stairs* O~uch O~w O~w~
xx_AAAANNDDD_STAY_DOWN_DERE!_xx
what do uyo mean no??? what are ou fuckign hello?????
~-w~O~
i dotn fuckgn like that