trycks treats 🦩
@glaringActuality
point of order: you might also know me as filigree hallowen, the thespian, the hedonist, the nihilist, or the flamingo. any of those are fine IDGAF testimony: it's easy being dead 🌅
testimony: my routine as a ghost: httpsᴹB//open.spotify.com/track/7vOEN63UtwcoT7TmTthoNW?si=VQDe31ZJS6CPLylArIKgUg
publishing to the jury: #nowlistening: httpsᴹB//open.spotify.com/track/5DTOOkooKFUvWj1XQTFa09?si=SAXnmsF8Q4i83HYLtElP5A
cross examination: @ardourAugury do you think i don't see you pitying all my chits?? 21 notifications is excessive. I am doing fine. + also you don't know me #targetedposting
I didnt think you would r£ally ch£ck.
motion to publish to the jury: never meant to last, never meant to last / + i have been drunk now for over two weeks / i passed out + i rallied + i sprung a few leaks / but i got to stop wishin', got to go fishin' / down to rock bottom again / (just a few friends, just a few friends.....) #lyricsposting #TWJimmieBufett?
publishing to the jury: #nowlistening: httpsᴹB//open.spotify.com/track/4VJHw4VLJTx4IC0xFQz7Gh?si=sLtxBEBoRnq56A2D7kILMw 🤙
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TW: #Jimmy6uffett
// I NEVER DO THIS BUT MY JAW DROPPED SGEKDHEKHRJEUEJDHNDNDNSN?????????
What do you haVe against the captain, Man? uncool. . . 😎
testimony: your degrees don't go away when you die, right? i still got a jurisceration doctorate
testimony: sometimes you see something + you have to go through in your head what the objection battle would be like to try + get it entered or prevent it from entering as an exhibit. like yeah it's a bad look to say that, but it's definitely hearsay under rule 801 so you'd think that puts you in the clear, but then there's an exception that mostly applies or you could try + get it on the record with a limiting instruction not to use it for the truth of the matter asserted, but then you can bring up more substantially more prejudicial than probative if opposing counsel straight up just said it has *no* truth value, + then you're off to the races + it's anyones game
testimony: im the #1 fan of the fallacy fallacy. nitpick every argument instead of engage with it forever 🌅🦩🪩
testimony: imagine a bladeless knife with no h+le. now put the h+le back. now put the blade back. ᴹB) everything's okay now ᴹB)
testimony: #unemployedtip: "🥪" is shorth+ for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"
testimony: everyone else is liking + commenting on the nonbinary beach dualscar selfie because they're horny. i could give less of a fuck i am here for the nonbinary beach lifestyle/unlifestyle forever. in this i wholeheartedly support even kinda ugly people, like him
response on those grounds: i dont like mustaches. you keep it up though 🌊🏄♂️🤙
point of order: if it helps i still think its an improvement over the old look
publishing to the jury: httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/846000ce7432.jpg
publishing to the jury: i am in fact looking for #songrecommendstions: httpsᴹB//open.spotify.com/playlist/0rvMmEUpMih1BtZVwPzcpk?si=jQIFHGZRSH-UaljawLf5qA&pi=bsP_E9HHTW-EJ
reading onto the record: i can also write troll twilight fanfiction here it goes. "jakobi..." nonbinary izabel yelled loudly "what is it bitch" nonbinary jakobi said (it calls izabel bitch because he's like a wolfbeast + stuff + they're mates...prits) "do you know what is happening with the sky..." "no-o-awoo" he said sadly. because it had jack shit to do with the m-awoons it was really not his area of expertise. "i know fuck-all." "neither does anyone else..." izabel said + then everything went weird + also both of them died (sexily) like how everyone dies eventually except apparently eventually is right now + suddenly everyone is dead they're all dead they're all dead they're all dead #teamjakobi #facts #philosophytip
OBJECTION! CAN YOU STOPPP
Or maybe Emancipated from The Performance?
voir dire testimony: definitely that one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🌊🏄♂️🤙🏖️🌴⛱️🦩🪩🌴🥥🍹🍍🦩🤙
testimony: man my quirk used to be so convoluted. "reading onto the record" is basically just testifying, why would you imply the whole exhibit dance + make a motion to enter it into evidence when you can just say you're directly publishing to the jury, + why on alterniaaaa would you use the phrase "sidebar outside earshot of the jury" to clarify you're being off the record. #unemployedtip: fuckin chillax
it is strange seeing() you type() like a normal troll; // not sure if it's a welcome change; either way; hello;
publishing to the jury: okay so im going to delete my chittr actually . bye everyone httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/513d17cafe38.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/beeb4a43739e.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/d1884c93e511.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/29a31b8a60af.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1db435ed540.jpg httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd7131f0c3dc.jpg
RESPOND TO MY FUCKING TEXTS PROPERLY!!!
testimony: my official yelping-in-pain review of the dream bubbles quasi-infinite lazy river: 3.5 stars; the next best thing to comfortable malaise
publishing to the jury: i've been taking for granted that they sway pleasantly even when there's no breeze to speak of httpsᴹB//cdn.imgchest.com/files/88541ce12977.jpg
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
✿ ❦ur sun 𖥧s usually 𖧧❦❦ much f❦r s❦me plan𖧧-l𖥧fe, s❦ 𖧧hey 𖧧ake 𖥧𖧧 up❦n 𖧧hemselves 𖧧❦ per𖥧❦d𖥧cally m❦ve ❦u𖧧 ❦f 𖧧he way s❦ 𖧧he𖥧r bark 𖥧s n❦𖧧 s❦ br𖥧𖧧𖧧le. 𖧧hey are an 𖥧n𖧧eres𖧧𖥧ng s❦r𖧧 ✿
point of order: this is a dream bubble. the frond trees are swaying because it's vibes 🌴🌅🤙
✿ ah, 𖥧 see. n❦𖧧 really, bu𖧧 𖥧f 𖧧he env𖥧r❦nmen𖧧 𖥧s d𖥧fferen𖧧 𖧧hen 𖥧𖧧s unders𖧧andable ✿
publishing to the jury: #nowlistening httpsᴹB//open.spotify.com/track/4VJHw4VLJTx4IC0xFQz7Gh?si=mm850nymR6-ww2h8MKIUZA
cross examination: if you're not nonbinary yet what are you even doinggg #cringe #goinginmycringecomp