♣ mediated by @glaringActuality
why do both of my roommates have(profile badges) now // what does al's even mean();
🔍 _-_-_- Thank y⌕u f⌕r answering my very hyp⌕thetical questi⌕n that is n⌕t at all based in reality, and I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit. CAuse gh⌕sts aren't real and GHHSDKJLHHSHDHGSGD _-_-_-
D --> I am nervously waiting for horny hours. #nsfw
HOT ON THE RADAR: @blackliquidSorrow ♥ @glaringActuality I don't think it's a coincidence they've both posted about: Lawyers
Me and @twinAnxieties literally freakin cuddlin so close wwell hes kinda all up on me but same thing lol
diid not need two po2t thii2. love you though, you're 2o warm riight now.. 2oft 2kiin.
just a reminder that just because someone is an alternate version of you doesnt mean they are the same as you they can still have somewhat similar experiences or personality quirks and still not be a good person or the other way around!!!
I didnt think you would r£ally ch£ck.

I feel like n⚣ matter h⚣w y⚣u feel ab⚣ut Kankri there's a benefit t⚣ kissing him
TW: #Jimmy6uffett

8=8 > If you have any sort of beast mutation in anyway we have to be friends, im sorry i dont make the rules
☼ It is difficult sometimes to teach love onto others, but it is always the right choice, even in the most tenuous of situations. Self-defense should be the primary and only fallback when there is no way to reach them, and it should always be non-lethal at all times. ☼

Z:O are you that alternate of trycks??

Why is Sylink the FUNNIEST person on this site.

Im curi⚣us ab⚣ut what exactly the m⚣untain's alternate self hates ab⚣ut him

I think I’m going to have to kill this guy, Princess Celestia.
Some knowledge is 8est left 8uried in the sea.

੯•໒꒱ 8ut wouldn't...we 8e dead..how do we get the money
Don't shave it.
SAVE YOUR WHORING FOR SOME MALLEABLE HOLE WHO CARES, YOU UNSCRUPULOUS OLD TEMPTOR.
https://imgchest.com/p/9249ej6j2yn Oldie but a goodie.
I am once again reminding you all that I am NOT a Beforus troll. I am just the Casper that your Casper doesn't have to be.

>> ¡ am not eડpec¡a11y worr¡ed about ¡t, ¡t wou1d be Ev¡det'ડ ca11 ¡f ¡t'ડ neceડડary.

A brief lapse in judgment, is all. #Lotus

Lik£, b£ach photo from my lik£, most r£c£nt offic£ trip! Lik£ totally lik£, thank you to all my lik£ favourit£s who lik£, t£nd£d to my n££ds lik£, as usual lik£, LMAO. Also lik£ a big thank you to @gangstasCrossbon£s for b£ing lik£ totally lik£, on£ of my favourit£ lik£ trolls lik£, ATM. <3 Lik£, totally lik£, way too kind!!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/b£achvo£.png

"he who desires but acts not breeds pestilence." NONE of you could e\/er be \/ergil ^_^
dismissed. please stick to the options provwided lest your bait be swvwept awvway by an errant current to the lost dark wvwaters of solitude.

/| Can You Get Back To Work On Paying Your Part Of The Rent On Time? :) |\

Hey, Buddy. Everything Okay?

https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2627.jpeg
it is strange seeing() you type() like a normal troll; // not sure if it's a welcome change; either way; hello;

SIDEBAR! i am giving the people what they want. MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! Chapter Two: "Bel," Jakobi growled, "I have something t-awoo tell y-awoo." "Oh..." Izabel breathed. "I have something to tell you, too..." "I'm going first, since I'm the alpha of our pack," Jakobi said, letting the record reflect that he was in fact the Alpha even if he didn't get a big head about it. "We will litigate pack dynamics at a later date... but okay you can go first, because I'm nervous..." Izabel whispered, breathily. "I'm... I'm... Bel, y-awoo have t-awoo promise t-awoo listen t-awoo me. This is serious, but I don't want y-awoo t-awoo loo-oo-awook at me any differently from now on, okay?" Izabel glanced down at the ground. "Just spit it out already..." "I'm *nonbinary,*" Jakobi said, finally able to spit the words out. "Oh..." Izabel said, suddenly stunned into shocked silence with a strange sort of singularity. "Don't... don't freak out, Bel, I'm still your mate...sprit..." Jakobi said, with sexy pleading eyes. "I... I'm just surprised because... I'm nonbinary too... that's what I was going to tell you..." "Really?!?!" Jakobi howled. "Yes," Izabel breathed. "We can both be nonbinary t-awoogether & also in sexy conc-awoopiscent flushed love," Jakobi cheered. Izabel made out with him & their tongues touched a lot & when the two of them pailed that night there were twice as many pronouns as usual. #TeamJakobi #nsfw ?

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

Pretty much.

I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.

✿ please d❦ n❦𖧧 w𖥧𖧧h 𖧧he 𖧧rees ✿
DUE TO THE UNCEASING WAILING. CRYING. PISSING. AND MOANING. OF THE LIGHT THEME FREAKS. I HAVE CHANGED MY COLOR. CONGRATULATIONS. MY IRON WILL. HAS BEEN. FOR THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME. BITCHED AND BENT. IT BASICALLY LOOKS THE SAME. ON THE CORRECT THEME. WHICH IS DARK. SO WHO GIVES A SHIT. DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN #DEMOCRACY.

i think / one of my fans / is putting me in a fangen / as the ultimate vocalist / and i'll i have to say / is that there's better singers / i'm just a normal girl / i'm not that special

I've been hiding it pretty well, so it might come as a surprise when I tell you guys that I am deeply mentally unwell.

they (yall) call me casper because well you know (im not allowed to be called daddy)

what no im wholly unworthy
goiing two bed now. wiill let you all know what happen2 when 2omeone who ii2 already dead ii2 culled ii gue22. IIf anyone ha2 any tiip2 and triick2 or a 'for dummiie2' type book two read on beiing culled after death, put iit here plea2e.
I H̵̛͍̮͗̿̇͒̇̿̆̔̓͒̀A̸̙̮͈̐̐̑̅͐̄̌̊̋̚Ţ̶̟̮̮̬̺͉͔͉̈́̆̚Ȩ̶͓͎̩̳̙͇̌̀ EVERYTHING.

Lik£, Trycks ;[ lik£, mayb£ w£ can lik£ go out? Lik£, just ignor£ this lik£, LOL.

Lik£, Trycks is this lik£, worth your tim£?;[

???

You are hopelessly dependent on the lazy river!!!

i dont fuck with flamingos those things go straight to hell

Don’t bring me into this???

i promised casper hed alwaves be my og so who da fuck cares dude hes still the only 1 as far as im concherned (shrug)

You guys can handle me at my best. You deserve to since we're all friends

Biblical levels of social greed on display here.
€ongratulations on the "Pride Month" to every human who feels the need to €elebrate. Understand that €lemti & €o. Planetary Development will seize, raze and repopulate your planet regardless of it or your sexuality. #Equality

Yes congratulations you mark all the boxes. And I'm still not letting you stack doughnuts on it just Because I think you are cute.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა hnghh thinking about being sat in a highblood's lap whilst they're on a call or something and having to keep quiet ૮⸝⸝>.<⸝⸝ა but they've spent the last hour using my nook and bulge as a fidget toy ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა so every time they move their prongs or shift their leg I have to try not to moan or whine ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა and eventually they get fed up and shut me up with their bulge down my throat!! #nsfw #nsfwe Ი𐑼
ctrl+f:"something_new_will_take_shape_with_time.docx"
W£ don’t hav£ anything to talk about anymor£. £v£ry combination of words has b££n play£d out. Th£ atoms don’t form us anymor£.

Pwincess, daddy requiwes some... Entewtainment

[JU$T ORGA$MED TO THI$ BTW!! #JEALOU$? #HA! #N$FWHTTP$://OPEN.$POTIFY.#OM/TRA#K/58R4JUWHHXLAKTTKAUZFLW?$I=#WPZVX8B$RMBLHEBI#Z2UA]

#h|sbeAn

anon ask! "Why don't you have a quirk? That's pretty weird." YOURE weird, and also, i do?? LMAO its called BEING HOT and i can NEVER TURN IT OFF
: cant not okay??? but you mother fuck:ng mother fuckers never mother fuck:ng |_:sten!

I 7ove @ $tory With @77egorie$ @nd Met@phor$

that’s how 7ou (an tell the pla(es su(k
#BFFs #sisters #qualitytime #blessed #glubyou
The irony, I'm ussed to purplebloods. I'm not exactly sscared of them, more likely curiouss and how they work differently. Could be jusst me though, I'm naturally like thiss.

READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's been a weird night so far

Hehe, love my ghost so much.
I AM NO LONGER. "EVIL PHUNTR GUYNAX". I AM MY OWN TROLL NOW. NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT.
it.is.normal.if.you.are.asked.by.a.highblood.for.your.blood.to.be.used.as.paint.to.give.it.to.them.and.in.fact.abnormal.to.do.otherwise.it.is.not.normal.to.not.want.your.paint.to.be.used.by.highbloods.that.is.an.abnormal.quality.it.is.not.a.normal.one.it.is.in.fact.wrong.and.bad.and.you.should.feel.bad
I NEED YXU ALL TX BE XN YXUR BEST BEHAVIXR. DX YXU UNDERSTAND? I WILL NXT ALLXW ANYXNE TX DISTURB THE GREAT CHAIRMANCER RXSE. #MyBoss - MC Oleana

Invaluable judgment as always, Trycks.

waow you're so special and cool and woke for talking to an alien like me










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