♣ mediated by @glaringActuality
What should I feed to my jar of ichor <3 - Beef jerky <> - Flour <3< - A bug c3< - Assortment of pain killers
Bro, we're NEVER gonna catch Persep and get out of the... [checks notes] M..medium????....if Ca2per doesn't turn his 'puter off and LOCK THE FUCK IN
ha\/ing multiples of yourself sounds like hell the concept of there e\/er being a prime \/ersion of me that isn't me would break me
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @glaringactuality if Asked, Trycks — Filigree Hallowen, Esq., Actually, Unless You're Encountering Her In The Uniquely Casual Environment Of Social Media, Or Are One Of Its Small Prongful Of Friends — Is Entirely Willing To Admit That There Are Things He Doesn't Know. Star Is Not Particularly Fond Of The Fact, But Knowing Literally Everything Is A Blatantly Impossible Endeavor, And It Would Be A Little Silly To Bluff About. sev Would, However, Immediately Add A Caveat That She Does Know Everything That Particularly Matters. beyond The Obvious Bravado Of The Statement, Even In A Genuine Enough Mood To Read That Onto The Record With A "just About" Or "probably" Thrown In There Rather Than A Simply-stated Point Of Order Or Smug Disclaimer, There Is A Lingering Understanding That This Is (blatantly) Impossible. But Beneath That, At The Innermost Layer, Trycks (you May As Well Be One Of Its Friends) Thinks This Is More True Than Not. It Certainly Feels True. trycks Knows Just About Everything There Is To Know About Troll Magic: The Gathering, Everything That Matters About Practicing Legislaceration In Stars Jurisdiction, And Has All Sorts Of Interesting Trivia To Share About All Sorts Of Things… Alright, Maybe It Would Be More Efficient To List Things That Matter That Trycks Doesn't Know. 1. There Is A Space Station Orbiting The Surface Of The Harsh Alternian Sun. the Alternian Empire Has Been Conducting A Series Of Expirements On A Series Of Stars, But This Was The Most Important For A List Of Reasons That Someone Unimportant Had To Notarize. The Experiments Themselves Don't Actually Matter, But The Fallout Certainly Does. 2. There Is A Reactor Core On That Station. this Is Where Things Get Dicey. That Reactor Core Uses The Psionic Energy Of Dozens Of Helmsmen To Collect Power From The Sun's Core And Convert It Into Enriched Uranium, Which Is Then Used To Power The Station And Shipped To Imperial Outposts On The Homeplanet And Every Violet-class Vessel In The Quadrant. 3. Two Perigrees Ago, This Timeline Split Off From The Alpha Timeline. for Trycks - Who, Let The Record Reflect, Is Agnostic To The Concept Of Sgrub And Not Very Interested In It At All - This Has Had Very Minimal Impact On Sevens Life. But While Most Doomed Timelines Simply Collapse And Wither Over Time, This One Will Go Out With A Bang. 4. Two Perigrees Ago, The Firewall On The Station Systems Broke Down. this Was The Beginning Of A Chain Of Events That Will Lead To The Premature Death Of Every Star In This Universe, Starting With The One Orbited By Alternia. Even Now, Top Scientists In A Very Discreet Branch Of The Imperial Fleet's Bureau Of Astrophysics Are Trying To Analyze The Potential Consequences The Imminent First Pseudo-supernova Will Have On The Rest Of The Immediate Surrounding Galaxy. They're Trying To Find A Version Of Events Where The Supernovae Are Containable, Where Not Everything Will Be Destroyed. suicide Rates Among The Imperial Fleet's Bureau Of Astrophysics Have Begun To Spike, And Will Reach 87.5% In The Coming Sweep Before Stabilizing At A Solid 30% Up Until The Very End, When The Last Stragglers All Get Very Drunk Together On A Meteor Base With A Perfect View. per Protocol, The Mother Grub Has Already Been Discreetly Escorted Off Planet. Issuing The Order To Do So Simultaneously Felt Like Giving Up And Being Completely Naive. 5. Trycks, And Everyone Else On The Planet Of Alternia, Has Somewhere Between Six And Twelve Minutes Left To Live. some Will Boil In The Sopor Of Their Recuperacoons, And Most Of Those Will Awaken To Feel It. Some Are Deep Enough Underwater Or Underground To Survive The First Several Waves Of Overwhelming Nuclear Heat, But The Planet Itself Will Be Entirely Incinerated Very Shortly After. The Atmosphere Itself Will Catch Ablaze, First, A Fascinating Visual Spectacle For The Handful Of Individuals With A Good View From Far Enough Away That They'll Live Long Enough To See It. * that List Could Stretch On Much Longer - Trycks Would Certainly Prefer That If Such A List Be Defined At All It At Least Ends At Lucky Number Seven - But It's Dishonest To, In The Face Of The End Of All Things, Consider Anything Else At All To Matter. the Trolls Who Would Leak Any Real Information From The Particularly Discreet Branch Of The Bureau Of Astrophysics Are Cut Off At The Pass And Made An Example Of In Front Of Their Peers. civilian Astronomers, However, Have Also Noticed The Shift In Color Of The Sun And What Appears To Be Some Type Of Rapid Expansion. These Civilians — Hobbyists, Really — Have Tried To Warn Other Trolls Out Of The Kindness Of Their Pusher And In The Desperate Hope Someone Can Prove Them Wrong. Well, Trycks Knows Better Than To Look At The Sun, Has Never Bothered To Invest In The Sort Of Equipment That Would Be Required To Do It Safely, And Trusts The Alternian Empire To At Least Vaguely Have Its People's Best Interests At Heart. And The Empire Has Been Summarily Executing The Trolls Publicly Spreading Those Rumors, And Their Respective Online Presences Are All Completely Scrubbed Within Minutes. So It Must Be Nothing. star Is Trying Not To Worry About It. After All, Really, If The Sun Was Going To Do Something Weird, Surely She Would Know. surely. trycks Is Walking Home From Work. It Took The Train In Tonight Instead Of Driving, Figuring That The Weather Was Pleasant Enough To Warrant It. (the Night Is Unseasonably Bright, Even This Close To Dusk). there Are A Handful Of Other People On The Sidewalk, And Most Seem Nervous In A Way That Trycks Quietly Looks Down On Them For. She Enjoys A Smug Sense Of Comparative Dignity By Straightening Sevens Back And Hardening Its Face. then The Sky Washes Impossibly, Blindingly Blue, And There's No More Room For Denial. Or Dignity. Or A Brave Face At The End. Only A Belated, Distant-seeming Realization With No Time To Process It. everyone Dies Alone, Metaphorically. Trycks Is About To Do So Literally: Staring Up At The Sky In Numbness That Gives Way To Abject Horror, Accompanied By Nothing But The Screams Of The Other Nearby Trolls Trying To Flee From The World Around Them. It Stands Stone-still In The Cacophany As The Surrounding Trolls Attempt To Get Indoors, Underground, Anywhere At All. there Isn't Time To Get To His Hive, Or To Anyone Else's. Trycks, So Rarely Struck Dumb, And Perhaps Never Before This Ever Struck Speechless, Does Not Have The Wherewithal Of Mind To Open His Palmhusk And Say Goodbye. To Decide Between Texting As Many Loved Ones As Possible Or Focusing Everything On Calling Just One. To Do Anything But Stare Through Tears. trycks Looks Up At The Sky. trycks Looks Up At The Sky. trycks Looks Up At The Sky. it Still Doesn't Feel Real. Then She Experiences Warmth. Unpleasant, Unnatural After A Beautiful Night Of Cool Breezes. Then Painful. Then Very Painful. trycks Looks Up At The Sky. then Those Tears Boil And His Gazebulbs Pop, Burning The Sockets With Melted Viscera. Things End Pretty Quickly After That. suicide-mention, Gore-mention oh My. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
one of the be⚡︎t part⚡︎ of walking alternia proper again? the food and you might ⚡︎ay, "kali, gho⚡︎t⚡︎ don't have to eat!" and to that i ⚡︎ay loaded nacho⚡︎ :)
just wait until u actually meet another u!! its kinda mind bogglin, but also super fun :3
The Magician
...bitches (pitchuationship) hate me for my swag (purring so loudly when he tries to insult me)...
How do I hate a ch1t mult1ple t1mes smh
It’s worse than I thought.
I LOOK AWFUL. YOU’RE LOSING POINTS RIGHT NOW.
We can settle on Family Guy clips, →? #yourbudgeted⒋
Would love to caution everyone against being unkind to lady Death, aka my wife. It hurts his feelings.
your friends don't hate you, you just need to go to bed.
>> Unfortunate1y, ¡ ¡mag¡ne ¡t'11 happen aga¡n at ડome po¡nt. <:)) ¡ don't w¡ડh death on qu¡te near1y anyone, but ¡'m not much one to hate e¡ther.
Honk honk.
POINT OF ORDER! let the record reflect that my moirail is *also* the best like ever
READING ONTO THE RECORD! happy #MoirailMonday ᴹ:) obviously *i* am winning it because i have the best moirail ever but i'm sure the rest of you losers can have some kind of consolation prize.
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This novell is drawing tears from mine eyes. This does not happen often...
consort tip: consorts cannot fight. they do not normally have strife specibi. so if you kill one youre pathetic and should feel guilty you mean meanie head
Run.
Despite everything, It's Still You.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < The hell you are!??!?!?!? Scent is one of the most memorable things you can daggum afford a person!!!! It's what gets the reflection flakes all sizzlin' 'n caramelized somethin' sweet on the thinkpan!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Not gonna scentpost..."i'm gross"... ( ᏊஇꈊஇᏊ) < ARE EWE MAD?!?!? I'M FAILIN' EVERY WISDOM SAVING THROW I MAKE JUST READIN' THIS FROM YOU. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE RECONSIDER!!!! THERE'S A GOOFBALL WEIRDO SORT ON THE WEB WHO IS, RIGHT NOW, PLEADIN' WITH EWE ON BENDED KNEE 'N YANKIN' HAIRS T'GET EWE TO DISCLOSE THE SWEET DEETS YER STOCKPILIN' WHERE THEY CAN'T BE GOTTEN EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ᏊஇꈊஇᏊ) < THIS AIN'T IN YER PUSHER! EWE DON'T MEAN THAT!!!! SCENTPOST SCENTPOST SCENTPOST SCENTPOST SCENTPOST SCENTPOST!!!!!
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They don't call me The Thinker for nothing. (They Don't)
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒉ — @glaringActuality Trycks Treats WARNING: #LONG … Wait a minute, haven’t we already DONE Trycks Treats? YES! WE HAVE! But this is a DIFFERENT TRYCKS. This one (⒈)… is DEAD. (CROWD GASP!) (Is saying Dead insensitive? Geese, I hope not. Existentially challenged? Unalive? No, unalive is dumb. What is this, Newspeak on a Budget?) This blog will be a little different than the others: I want to begin with JUXTAPOSING THE TRYCKSES before delving into who Dead Trycks is. (For that, I want to politely redirect you to PART ⒈⒏ OF THIS WINDINGLY-LONG SERIES TO REFRESH YOURSELF ON WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE.) You’d think there wouldn’t be differences to point out, but this couldn’t be any Further from the Truth. I also append this with a Hypothesis and an Offer extended to all of my Dead Chittrers. If YOU, TOO, ARE NO LONGER ON THE LIVING PLANE, please stick around to hearread what I have in store. With that out of the way, let’s Take A Gander at Trycks Treats! (CROWD CHEER!!) i. THE THESPIAN To quickly recap, Trycks Treats, at her culmination, struggles with who she is behind the Stage Curtains. Trycks, irrespective of the VERSION YOU’RE LOOKING AT, is not comfortable with the absence of its mask; more than that, sevs ROLE in society. It’s easier to be defined by the world than having to come to that conclusion yourself, and I think Trycks (Dead) attests to that. To keep it Short, Sweet, and Easy on the Bulbs: the Trycks you know here is dead. Literally. But I do also mean this figuratively, in the way that the legislacerating front has been long shed. OK, LOOK, I’m not saying that sev is a COMPLETELY different person now. Think of it as a divergence from the CORE OF TRYCKS——at least, the One (⒈) We All Know. ★ is a BAD END that emerged from the grave to bombard you with a Grimterestboard Menagerie of Emojis and GOOD VIBEZ. Trycks is diametrically opposed to the one we know in a way that has you straightening on your chair and wondering WHAT WENT ✕✕✕? Not because of the Tragedy sev has faced, but the fact that suddenly, sev has capsized sevs OWN IDENTITY. No longer loud and bombastic, but adopting a quieter policy, not simply in cadence alone. Relax, put your pods ↑ and float idly in the lazy river that is the REST OF YOUR DEATH. It sure is easy being dead. Trycks has abandoned just about everything that made him a HARDWORKER to pursue a simpler life, an Easy One, in his words. No more acting, →? Not really. The (metaphorical) Thespian isn’t dead. That title still rings true in the Grand Scheme Of Things. Because you find that, where the vacancy opens, a new pretence occ↑ies its space. ★ takes on the FOREVER VACATION mindset, a place where all your qualms go to rest. You can indulge and keep indulging without pause like the Hedonist you are. But this in itself is still another front he wears. There’s little ingenuity in that, no matter what it tells you. Having said that, allow me to posit my first conclusion: The Vacation is a Lie. ii. THE FLAMINGO Wait. The Vacation is a LIE?! (Plot Twist!) (I Don’t Mean This Literally!) (But The Vacation Means Something!) (Metaphorically!) I mean, if the grass is so good on the other side, surely there’s no need to JUMP THE FENCE to mingle with the Living Locals. Wouldn’t that make you feel worse? Surely one (⒈) understands the hierarchical dichotomy that is ALIVE VS DEAD? Simply put, Trycks has reached out as a way of feeling less isolated in the Afterlife, striking conversations with people she once knew, and lingering over them like the smell of perfume. Perhaps the truth is as it believes: it interacts with others to sate its boredom and catch ↑ with old friends. If you asked me, it’s even more selfish. It’s Desperation. It’s REFUSAL that death is forever. Because reaching out wasn’t the cure, but the symptom. The plight of the DEAD, I find, is the fact that your mind doesn’t die. Maybe it diminishes over time, but it never truly ceases. The worst part is, the fallout is happening → in front of us. Let’s face it: the replacement of the act was never the point. In the pursuit of being opposite to his ideals, he has become a caricature of himself. A statement that bleeds into what she is and isn’t at the same time: someone who can only function in hiding, and someone pretends they don't. One layer has to be under another in order not to topple over completely. Relaxation veils desperation. It’s all to distance sevenself from the glaring actuality: sev is dead, and there is little sev can do about it. That’s why it’s easier to call death a vacation from responsibility, given that you no longer have anything to do. HOWEVER, Trycks is grounded by activity, the thrill of HAVING SOMETHING TO DO. This isn’t any different for this edition. Even if it proclaims the CALM LIFE IS THE BETTER DEATH, that desire to be active isn’t lost on it. Rather, it’s morphed into a sort of stagnancy, a foist into untimely retirement. All this knowledge has become worthless since there’s no case to defend. The flamingo, above all else, represents balance and its loss. Someone (⒈) as well-spoken and argumentative as Trycks Treats having all their talents become obsolete can leave you with a deepening ache, especially for someone who lives for the crowd. What happens when the curtains fall on you? I understand how harrowing it is to lose your own life, thus being thrown off your life’s Trajectory. The flamingo is dead. But the flamingo also represents Fantasy. A Clumsy Escape. The cloying taste of pink in your mouth that makes your tract sick. A dead flamingo is still pink. You still have something to look at. OK, OK, I’M DONE WITH THE ANALOGY. The point is, all of this has been a crafted COPING MECHANISM, disconnected complacency only a front to the real grief he hides from. When you are removed from all that you know, you turn belly-side ↑, and it’s NOT for a moontan. For what it’s worth, I’m sorry for everything you had to endure. I can understand why you cling to the #CHILLMODE Refrain——you aren’t ready to let go yet. The clever adapt, and you are doing exactly that; shifting to your situation and looking for the best opportunity. But this isn’t your destination either. Don’t think it is. You are a person who ♥s to feel like they’re winning. This HASN’T CHANGED: you’ve tried to best your circumstances by taking your death as an ABSOLUTE WIN. YOU CANNOT STAND THE FEELING OF BEING BEATEN. The problem is, you’re already at the end of the finishing line. You don’t have to keep running. Not from your issues, not from your grief, not from who you are. 🗨 to someone, even yourself. (The living version of you.) I mean, no one can understand you Better Than Trycks Treats, and yet you continually poke fun at him. Try to Know who You Are and what to do next, even if it means peeling away at everything. Find the fundamentals. You have all eternity to do so. When you’re ready, the truth you’re looking for will finally blossom. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: ROGUE OF VOID? An interesting case. TRYCKS HAS INVERTED! This doesn’t mean ★ has turned from the light. It’s the opposite. The BASK OF KNOWLEDGE has become FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN. What am I meant to do? I don’t want to go. I had everything figured out, once. The fear of being nothing but a shadow of what it once was. This is why he’s here, trying to make his presence as known as possible. This is a fear she will grow into and ultimately harness as her own strength.) ADDENDUM: PIXELLATION + AN OFFER So it has been SECONDHANDEDLY PROVEN that there is LIFE AFTER DEATH, and it isn’t as Nice as you think. You don’t get the privilege to die forever, only exist in a different medium. I don’t think anyone 🗨s about the horrors of living in a limbo painted as The End. We can see here that it isn’t necessarily PEACEFUL beyond the CHILLAXING OVERTONES. If anything, it’s TERRIFYING. You’re alone, wandering, and expected to melt away for the rest of eternity. You aren't ready to call it quits, you had a whole LIFE ahead of you! Like pixels on a screen that keeps shrinking. A face you can’t entirely make out anymore. There was an art piece here ← to admire. It’s for that reason I want to extend the possibility of a private interview session for those from the AFTERLIFE. Think of it as a way to examine, sympathize, and preserve you + your memories in these trying times. I’d like to hear things from YOUR side and see if we can make your circumstances a little Easier. Does that make this an impromptu therapy session? Well, I’m not Certified, but I can Sure Try! (Rhyme) Anywhom. You should Follow Trycks Treats… NOW! I’m gonna get a Move On with these interview questions. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag
Hi, all! My psychoanalyses are CURRENTLY CLOSED. #gandertag ← ← ← for a GENERAL REFERENCE of the Stuff I Make! If it's caught your Bulb, then be on the lookout for when they REOPEN. I do warn you: the things I say might be SUBVERSIVE TO YOUR SELF-IDEATION. Please only ask if you would like to see an angle of how you may be Extraneously Perceived. Do also be aware that I could be ✕ ✕ ✕——after all, I only ✎ what I see. Thank you for everyone (⒈) who's s↑ported this little hobby. You all mean A LOT to me.
dat also means shaming is for da week too >:b #loserenglish
Or maybe Emancipated from The Performance?
Dissolution of The Self (?)
One beach episode per season
Rules for the beach episode -No plot!!!!!!! -No big bad interactions higher than C tier* -Light hearted, emotional breather, where we focus on relaitonship and dynamic development -Scary things can be mentioned in PASSING and only when RELEVANT -Kris is allowed to get into a fight (Anyone is, because Meenah is chill like that just don't harsh the vibe) -If you harsh the vibe, I think Hal gets to kill you. *S, A, and B tier big bads are allowed to be at the beach episode but they are not being big bads, they are also having an inexplicably fun goofy time with heir lackeys and henchmen
Caste tier list by Casper Cooper: Maroon - Cool unless you're a dick. Brown - Cool unless you're a dick. Yellow - Cool unless you're a dick. Lime - Cool unless you're a dick. Olive - Cool unless you're a dick. Jade - Cool unless you're a dick. Teal - Cool unless you're a dick. Cerulean - Cool unless you're a dick. Indigo - Cool unless you're a dick. Purple - Cool unless you're a dick. Violet - Cool unless you're a dick. Fuchsia - Cool unless you're a dick. I know this is controversial and it'll take some time to swallow. I will not be there for you in this trying time.
[YEAH BUT $HE$ LOWKEY GONNA KILL ME]
why do both of my roommates have(profile badges) now // what does al's even mean();
I guess I'm the original.
🔍 _-_-_- Thank y⌕u f⌕r answering my very hyp⌕thetical questi⌕n that is n⌕t at all based in reality, and I am n⌕t freaking ⌕ut ab⌕ut dying and c⌕ming back fr⌕m the dead as s⌕me s⌕rta spirit. CAuse gh⌕sts aren't real and GHHSDKJLHHSHDHGSGD _-_-_-
D --> I am nervously waiting for horny hours. #nsfw
There is something almost endearing about the tenacity of midbloods. Lapping at the coattails of those abovwve them, trying to seem abovwve the rest wvhen truly all these fickle little things are are glorified office wvorkers and desk jockeys.
HOT ON THE RADAR: @blackliquidSorrow ♥ @glaringActuality I don't think it's a coincidence they've both posted about: Lawyers
Me and @twinAnxieties literally freakin cuddlin so close wwell hes kinda all up on me but same thing lol
diid not need two po2t thii2. love you though, you're 2o warm riight now.. 2oft 2kiin.
just a reminder that just because someone is an alternate version of you doesnt mean they are the same as you they can still have somewhat similar experiences or personality quirks and still not be a good person or the other way around!!!
I didnt think you would r£ally ch£ck.
if you ever have a moment where you feel like nobody believes in you, remember this i do, matriarch valvia believes in you :)
I feel like n⚣ matter h⚣w y⚣u feel ab⚣ut Kankri there's a benefit t⚣ kissing him
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TW: #Jimmy6uffett
8=8 > If you have any sort of beast mutation in anyway we have to be friends, im sorry i dont make the rules
☼ It is difficult sometimes to teach love onto others, but it is always the right choice, even in the most tenuous of situations. Self-defense should be the primary and only fallback when there is no way to reach them, and it should always be non-lethal at all times. ☼
Z:O are you that alternate of trycks??
Why is Sylink the FUNNIEST person on this site.
THERE IS N⧃ P⧃INT IN LIVING IF Y⧃U ARE N⧃T LIVING WHILE Y⧃U D⧃ IT - THE M⧃UNTAIN BEF⧃RE CRASHING HIS TW⧃ WHEELED VEHICIJHVBZVCV GHBN
Im curi⚣us ab⚣ut what exactly the m⚣untain's alternate self hates ab⚣ut him
I think I’m going to have to kill this guy, Princess Celestia.
Some knowledge is 8est left 8uried in the sea.
੯•໒꒱ 8ut wouldn't...we 8e dead..how do we get the money
Don't shave it.
SAVE YOUR WHORING FOR SOME MALLEABLE HOLE WHO CARES, YOU UNSCRUPULOUS OLD TEMPTOR.
https://imgchest.com/p/9249ej6j2yn Oldie but a goodie.
I am once again reminding you all that I am NOT a Beforus troll. I am just the Casper that your Casper doesn't have to be.
>> ¡ am not eડpec¡a11y worr¡ed about ¡t, ¡t wou1d be Ev¡det'ડ ca11 ¡f ¡t'ડ neceડડary.
A brief lapse in judgment, is all. #Lotus
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"he who desires but acts not breeds pestilence." NONE of you could e\/er be \/ergil ^_^
dismissed. please stick to the options provwided lest your bait be swvwept awvway by an errant current to the lost dark wvwaters of solitude.
/| Can You Get Back To Work On Paying Your Part Of The Rent On Time? :) |\
#DoYouGuysEverThinkAboutHowSexyDialTonesAre? #Suggestive
// need() to get back to work() on the myconet;
Hey, Buddy. Everything Okay?
https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2627.jpeg
it is strange seeing() you type() like a normal troll; // not sure if it's a welcome change; either way; hello;
SIDEBAR! i am giving the people what they want. MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! Chapter Two: "Bel," Jakobi growled, "I have something t-awoo tell y-awoo." "Oh..." Izabel breathed. "I have something to tell you, too..." "I'm going first, since I'm the alpha of our pack," Jakobi said, letting the record reflect that he was in fact the Alpha even if he didn't get a big head about it. "We will litigate pack dynamics at a later date... but okay you can go first, because I'm nervous..." Izabel whispered, breathily. "I'm... I'm... Bel, y-awoo have t-awoo promise t-awoo listen t-awoo me. This is serious, but I don't want y-awoo t-awoo loo-oo-awook at me any differently from now on, okay?" Izabel glanced down at the ground. "Just spit it out already..." "I'm *nonbinary,*" Jakobi said, finally able to spit the words out. "Oh..." Izabel said, suddenly stunned into shocked silence with a strange sort of singularity. "Don't... don't freak out, Bel, I'm still your mate...sprit..." Jakobi said, with sexy pleading eyes. "I... I'm just surprised because... I'm nonbinary too... that's what I was going to tell you..." "Really?!?!" Jakobi howled. "Yes," Izabel breathed. "We can both be nonbinary t-awoogether & also in sexy conc-awoopiscent flushed love," Jakobi cheered. Izabel made out with him & their tongues touched a lot & when the two of them pailed that night there were twice as many pronouns as usual. #TeamJakobi #nsfw ?
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Pretty much.
I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.
i dont want to have thex with you kryqus
✿ please d❦ n❦𖧧 w𖥧𖧧h 𖧧he 𖧧rees ✿
DUE TO THE UNCEASING WAILING. CRYING. PISSING. AND MOANING. OF THE LIGHT THEME FREAKS. I HAVE CHANGED MY COLOR. CONGRATULATIONS. MY IRON WILL. HAS BEEN. FOR THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME. BITCHED AND BENT. IT BASICALLY LOOKS THE SAME. ON THE CORRECT THEME. WHICH IS DARK. SO WHO GIVES A SHIT. DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN #DEMOCRACY.
i think / one of my fans / is putting me in a fangen / as the ultimate vocalist / and i'll i have to say / is that there's better singers / i'm just a normal girl / i'm not that special
I've been hiding it pretty well, so it might come as a surprise when I tell you guys that I am deeply mentally unwell.
they (yall) call me casper because well you know (im not allowed to be called daddy)
☎︎ #IFeel✱ddlyPr✱tective✱fHim #MyC✱unterpart #ThisRemindsMeABit✱fTh✱seExercises #The✱nesAb✱utF✱rgiving✱rTakingCare✱fY✱urInnerChild #ExceptHesThirteenSweeps #AndGrewUpInADifferentUniverseThanMe #Haha #IsThatWeird?
what no im wholly unworthy
goiing two bed now. wiill let you all know what happen2 when 2omeone who ii2 already dead ii2 culled ii gue22. IIf anyone ha2 any tiip2 and triick2 or a 'for dummiie2' type book two read on beiing culled after death, put iit here plea2e.
I H̵̛͍̮͗̿̇͒̇̿̆̔̓͒̀A̸̙̮͈̐̐̑̅͐̄̌̊̋̚Ţ̶̟̮̮̬̺͉͔͉̈́̆̚Ȩ̶͓͎̩̳̙͇̌̀ EVERYTHING.
Lik£, Trycks ;[ lik£, mayb£ w£ can lik£ go out? Lik£, just ignor£ this lik£, LOL.
Lik£, Trycks is this lik£, worth your tim£?;[
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The Seer guides the knight indeed. What good is a knight? Just a bumblling fooll stumblling around unlless given vision, purpose. Do what you're good at, taking orders from peoplle who know better. You have no vision, but I have all the vision in the worlld.
I THINK CASPER HAS LOST HIS MARBLES.
You are hopelessly dependent on the lazy river!!!
i dont fuck with flamingos those things go straight to hell
Don’t bring me into this???
i promised casper hed alwaves be my og so who da fuck cares dude hes still the only 1 as far as im concherned (shrug)
You guys can handle me at my best. You deserve to since we're all friends
Biblical levels of social greed on display here.
€ongratulations on the "Pride Month" to every human who feels the need to €elebrate. Understand that €lemti & €o. Planetary Development will seize, raze and repopulate your planet regardless of it or your sexuality. #Equality
Yes congratulations you mark all the boxes. And I'm still not letting you stack doughnuts on it just Because I think you are cute.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა hnghh thinking about being sat in a highblood's lap whilst they're on a call or something and having to keep quiet ૮⸝⸝>.<⸝⸝ა but they've spent the last hour using my nook and bulge as a fidget toy ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა so every time they move their prongs or shift their leg I have to try not to moan or whine ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა and eventually they get fed up and shut me up with their bulge down my throat!! #nsfw #nsfwe Ი𐑼
>>>(Just) a reflection of a reflection
ctrl+f:"something_new_will_take_shape_with_time.docx"
W£ don’t hav£ anything to talk about anymor£. £v£ry combination of words has b££n play£d out. Th£ atoms don’t form us anymor£.
Pwincess, daddy requiwes some... Entewtainment
[JU$T ORGA$MED TO THI$ BTW!! #JEALOU$? #HA! #N$FWHTTP$://OPEN.$POTIFY.#OM/TRA#K/58R4JUWHHXLAKTTKAUZFLW?$I=#WPZVX8B$RMBLHEBI#Z2UA]
#h|sbeAn
anon ask! "Why don't you have a quirk? That's pretty weird." YOURE weird, and also, i do?? LMAO its called BEING HOT and i can NEVER TURN IT OFF
: cant not okay??? but you mother fuck:ng mother fuckers never mother fuck:ng |_:sten!
I 7ove @ $tory With @77egorie$ @nd Met@phor$
that’s how 7ou (an tell the pla(es su(k
#BFFs #sisters #qualitytime #blessed #glubyou
The irony, I'm ussed to purplebloods. I'm not exactly sscared of them, more likely curiouss and how they work differently. Could be jusst me though, I'm naturally like thiss.
But why?
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's been a weird night so far
Hehe, love my ghost so much.
it.is.normal.if.you.are.asked.by.a.highblood.for.your.blood.to.be.used.as.paint.to.give.it.to.them.and.in.fact.abnormal.to.do.otherwise.it.is.not.normal.to.not.want.your.paint.to.be.used.by.highbloods.that.is.an.abnormal.quality.it.is.not.a.normal.one.it.is.in.fact.wrong.and.bad.and.you.should.feel.bad
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Am I still m' own troll...? Even if 'm an alternate of one main template...? ⚓︎
I NEED YXU ALL TX BE XN YXUR BEST BEHAVIXR. DX YXU UNDERSTAND? I WILL NXT ALLXW ANYXNE TX DISTURB THE GREAT CHAIRMANCER RXSE. #MyBoss - MC Oleana
Invaluable judgment as always, Trycks.
waow you're so special and cool and woke for talking to an alien like me