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@algorithmCarnage
she/they/he // troll wikipedia moderator // c3NoIEB3aXJlZA==;
### about: programmer & electrician; i mostly come on here to read() other people's posts; //so dont expect() a lot of original stuff; i will not be sharing() my name on this account; // just call() me cz; ### uses: ``` OS: arch linux x86_128 : WM: i3 HOST: 2325 Guardian YXY SHELL: bash : TERMINAL: kitty : TEXT EDITOR: Vim ``` ### interests: comics, 90s animes, computer linguistics, linux, electronic music
conflict of interest was so frequently violated() on the wiki page for dirk strider that it is now edit;locked() to only site admins;
ive gotten(too comfortable) on this website but to be(fair) no one on here is relevant enough for anyone to care();
I AM GOING(TO KILL(HEWLET PAKARD)) MYSELF SO FUCKING HELP(ME);
/| I Did Not Know What Is What It Stood For |\
fucking computer isnt even turning() on anymore; // i JUST rebooted(it) NOTHING ELSE;
Ban him.
nothing like(blocking(striders));
i dont know(what a strider) necessarily is but they're(all annoying);
｢a-ahh~ lain-chan...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ( ・ω・)｣
Aw.
not me though... right... heh...
this is(exactly the kind of behaviour) that gets(you) blocked();
｢(*/∀＼*) aaah~! senpai noticed megane!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nnngghh i can't help it(^ー^)]
why do both of my roommates have(profile badges) now // what does al's even mean();
/| What's Not To Understand? |\
/| Oh I See. The Name Of The Badge Is " Wage Slave " With The Description Being " What An Industrious Little Bug This User Is! Hope The Pay Is Worth It ? " |\
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i've had the verified one forever, but the rest were fairly recently implemented, comparatively. i have them for being nonbinary, a businesstroll, & also for being Hallowen.
Species with h⚣⚣fbeast features. h⚣⚣fbeast legs, ears, tails etc.
Idk man I'm just a satyr I didn't create myself.
you really can(get(away)) with anything on the job if your code is compiling(); // just scrolled(dreaddit) for an hour
/| God I Wish This Was Me |\
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm sure resending the relevant Troll XKCD is unnecessary
/| Hey Can You Look At My Husktop When You Get Back To The Hive A Small Corner Of It Just Broke Off And You Can See Its Guts. |\
you havent felt(true pain) until you troubleshoot(UART); // minicom can go(fuck(itself)) and so can screen;
alright; finished(bug fixes); im going() to hit compile() on this thing & call() it a night; // early for me honestly but work schedule changed();
i need() to move() accounts fucking SIGNLESS trycks;
/| Always Moving Accounts And Never Out Of Your Room To Take Your Garbage Out. |\
/| And Who Washes Yours? |\
i dont use(dishes) thats the perks of instant meals;
// need() to get back to work() on the myconet;
/| Can You Get Back To Work On Paying Your Part Of The Rent On Time? :) |\
gog damn yes sorry gog forbid() a troll have a fucking hobby; not that you would understand();
/| Some Of Us Don't Have The Privilege Of Rewiring Our Rent Money From Highbloods Into Our Own Funds! |\
ive literally offered() to do the same for you and you said("no");
/| Some Of Us Get Culled. |\
#substances #girldinner https://i.postimg.cc/CLVxVBwt/artworks-xvez-Dz-El-ERIj-IAu6-iyzq-Gw-t500x500.jpg
Tobacco and nicotine are drugs, yes.
got me squintin n tryna figure out what tf kinda sweet this was LOL
i thought they always were? don’t you remember the d.r.u.g. videos and events at school? #substance?
Yes, indeed there are five hundred entire cigarettes.
Technically.
jegbert i want you to reread that question and ask me that again while looking me in the fucking eye
oh i guess i kinda had then normalized to me as a kid so
Gee, the psychoactive and addictive plant is a su8stance???????? Everyone stop the fucking presses, we are discovering new tags a8out things that chemically alter your fucking pan!!!!!!!! #su8stance
look they're hella normalized on earth okay heaven forbid a guy forget the rammies
… right now proper schooling.. shit i actually forgot for a hot minute there. sorry babe! ^.^’
#DoYouGuysEverThinkAboutHowSexyDialTonesAre? #Suggestive
[OH OH WHAT THE HELL $URE]
[@BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN OKAY #ALL ME RIGHT NOW]
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=>>we are nøt døing it tø the tøne øf a dialtøne Ritchy KeldaM. #nsfw>>>
[YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU JU$T FU#KING $AY THAT YOU HATE ME AND YOU WANT TO BREAK ↑ AND YOU WI$H I WERE DEAD!!!!!]
=>>#hesinthelivingbløck #screaMing #kentønilikeyøu #but #fuckyøu>>>
=>>😑>>>
[DO NOT PULL THI$ GATZBY $HIT WITH ME YOU FU#KER]
nothing beats the feeling of success; // fuck(you) troll microsoft;
troll wiki page on human anatomy has been edit locked due to vandalism; //no one needs() that much detail on sexual organs;
is it worth it to post(notable changes) to troll wiki here; //not sure;
if anyone has(any tips) on marchbug care; please respond() to this chitt; // starting(a hive);