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@algorithmCarnage
he/it; c3NoIEB3aXJlZA==; OS: arch linux x86_128 : WM: i3 HOST: 2325 Guardian YXY SHELL: bash : TERMINAL: kitty : TEXT EDITOR: nano;
DISCLAIMER! i'm not saying i CONDONE the evil professor from Legally Bronze,
isnt the evil profess|| a misogynist i dont remember(watching(it));
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! HE ALSO RUNS A BILLION DOLLAR LAW FIRM
&& that excuses(the misogyny);
What should I feed to my jar of ichor <3 - Beef jerky <> - Flour <3< - A bug c3< - Assortment of pain killers
can(you feed(it) yeast next) it might make(good sourdough starter);
[Attached is a video of the jar in question perched on a shelf, half filled with the pitch black goo. It bubbles and churns as it dissolves the last of the cracker that was fed to it. When the ichor settles, a gloved hand comes in from off screen with a small Dixie cup filled with, it looks like, every pill Casper could find in his hive. He unceremoniously dumps the painkillers into the jar and very quickly replaces the lid. For a moment nothing happens, the pills sit atop the surface without passing through the topmost layer. Once the lid is secured, there is movement as Casper backs up from the shelf to give the thing some space. There is a perfectly preserved eye in a jar next to the jar of ichor. Purple, maybe, in this lighting. The eye is the only interesting thing happening before the gurgling starts and the pills begin to sink further into the ichor, leaving behind a grey frothing residue. Before long, what was previously empty space in the jar is filled with the stringy froth, and the liquid below begins to churn again, this time very violently. Like when someone does the tornado trick with a bottle of water, except it is thick and pulsing. Before the video cuts off Casper can be heard letting out a breathless laugh and a “Holy fuck” ]
what;
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! okay whoever left the conspiracy board of me in the unused conference room by mistake has apparently shifted focus????? why do they care about my friend [cz]??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/73ee7a0a559c.png
what the fuck;
READING ONTO THE RECORD! why "be true" to "thine own self"? that just happens. instead you should be true to a substantially more financially successful version of "thine own self". get it together trolliam shakespeare
i dont think(you should(try(to be the mafia you)));
good morning EVERYONE say "hello" to @gleamingAsperity;
why are you ugly;
youre dying() bef||e me old fuck;
(( i still do not know how to do the {r} thing can somebody teach me
add a regex replace in your quirks, {r}.+{/r} in the "pattern" and nothing in replace. then use {r} your link {/r} in any post
oh shit nvm juniors got it #mygoat
READING ONTO THE RECORD! my friend zwitzz said i should post more often. i said, yeah, probably, give me a second & i'm sure i could come up with a good joke about law, that's my best work, that's where i'm wittiest. & then he said that i should post something else, because he doesn't get my law jokes. & then i said that was a skill issue & he said "cull(yourself);" & then the remainder of our conversation was unproductive
POINT OF ORDER! also i can quote him as long as i'm being disparaging in doing so because of 801(d)(2); statements made by a party opponent are inherently not hearsay. furthermore they are still admissible under other potential objections opposing counsel could make if they were morons; it is not substantially more prejudicial than probative, it meets the extremely low bar for relevance, & it's like probably not character evidence
im literally ! your opponent what is your problem;
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i like that your quirk makes disagreement look like emphasis
okay whatever;
sometimes the mass hysteria game calls to me from the random 8ox it’s sitting in like the green go8lin mask
are you talking(about sgrub);
yeah
let(me know(how it goes()));
I CAST FIREBALL
ok? i tap for 2 blue and cast mana drain
i tap(f||(1){blue}) && sacrafice(aegis turtle) to cast(abjure()); fuck(you)
can(this 40 sweep old gangster leave(me alone)); // i dont(know(how a criminal version of trycks manages(to be(m||e b||ing)) than regular trycks));
where is the 40 sweeper
@gleamingAsperity
hey . Hi . Hi. Hi . Hi . Hi . Hi Hi Hi ^_^ hi
hi ilo\/e the elderly
can(you ! do(this on my post){});
RELOADING || I think it's only fair that I clarify I'm not actually that old. KIBBITZ || Cyrtyz here has always had a habit of exaggerating.
! my fucking name;
Oh we moved on from that dead guy way faster than I thought.
▼thats what happens when we cultivate a fucking culture of 'oh dont worry that person died theyll be back'▲ ▼its total bullshit▲
It's also that most of us are on Alternia. Where like Well, yknke
▲still, we fucking knew that guy▼
I mean. Did we? Or did we know the facet of him he portrayed on chittr? Some people don't even know his name. We are a socially isolated race by design, this is exactly how they expect us to treat deathm especially the death of a lowblood on chittr.
wait who died();
a question f|| &&roids && ai on this site;;; what is(your power source); looking(into renewable sources);;
|| really anyone with(a significant power draw) they need(to take care(of)); // like(a hive server || something);;