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Can I come over and Study You? (I'll say "Let Me ✎ That ↓" whenever you do Literally Anything.)
TERRIBLE NEWS: Hi
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SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! thank fucking gog
/| I Need To Fucking Shower After You So I Can Detangle My Hair You Pile Of Lusus Shit |\
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! #scentposting as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a5325f9a411.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! what you don't underst& could fill a thous& libraries. dedication is belief. the purpose behind them is interesting as an intellectual excercise, & valuing those on their own is nothing but naivety.
POINT OF ORDER! my convictions are the letter of the law.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6f1856e3322.png
POINT OF ORDER! rechitting this except for the parts about truth or justice
POINT OF ORDER! wrigglers aren't allowed on this platform.
OBJECTION! CORVOE CAN SEE IT WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY WRITE "PERJURY" IN MY HEADING
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! (would the defendant recognize a screenshot of their DMs) (yes) (pemission to approach opposing counsel) (granted) (would your highblood like a courtesy copy) (yes) (permission to approach the bench) (granted) (permission to approach opposing witness) (granted) (without going into the contents of this exhibit what is it) (a screenshot of my DMs with corvoe) (does this appear to be a fair & accurate representation) (yes) (has it been changed or altered in any way) (no) (prosecution moves to enter exhibit #whatever into evidence) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f6257c2f6f1.png
CROSS EXAMINATION! How the fuck are you supposed to answer when your moirail asks if you would still love them as a worm because it's apparently NOT HOW I ANSWERED
SIDEBAR! it's a little strange that the four lusii's days we get each sweep are spaced out so strangely, but an excuse to spend time with my lusus will never go amiss.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! happy lusii's day to The Dogfather. ᴹ:)
FWD: OUTSIDER TRADING IS FOR AMATEURS! the only thing better than gambling is cheating at gambling.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! ah, hell. i suppose BEING the best moirail ever is also a win. there's no one else i'd rather split that prize with <>
READING ONTO THE RECORD! happy #MoirailMonday ᴹ:) obviously *i* am winning it because i have the best moirail ever but i'm sure the rest of you losers can have some kind of consolation prize.
POINT OF ORDER! let the record reflect that my moirail is *also* the best like ever
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! 10k kult never felt so good https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ff68fed7053.png
POINT OF ORDER! third. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ff68fed7053.png
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! coming soon to every billboard near you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0139e4bdc71.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! omg i also use axekind hell yeah #cherrypicking
POINT OF ORDER! (not an objection out of respect) it is on account of my impeccable decorum & peerless literacy.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! i took a personality quiz as well. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/405954232064.png SIDEBAR! (just think: wouldn't you want the most educated of the little hoofbeasts to represent you in courtblock? contact Hallowen & Co. tonight.)
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! ᴹ:)
RE: STATEMENTS THAT FALL UNDER 801(d)(2) [...] ARE OBJECTIVELY NOT HEARSAY! note that this is under 801, the rule that defines hearsay, rather than 803, the rule that details exceptions to it. (simplifying to a general audience, because i am polite)
POINT OF ORDER! this is because statements that fall under 801(d)(2), which is to say statements made by a party opponent, are objectively not hearsay. but sometimes younger legislacerators will object anyways without realizing; it is useful to do yourself so if you suspect opposing counsel is weak & incapable of properly responding to even a flawed objection. this post is suggesting that opposing counsel has become less naive & more cynical, which neatly parallels "the descendant stare" memes about wrigglers these days.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! opposing counsel doesn't even object to hearsay anymore they just hit you with the 801(d)(2) stare
POINT OF ORDER! how's that jurisceration doctorate going? what about that actual trial experience
DISCLAIMER! there are some fights that have pretty definitively been lost, i.e. the definition of "sidebar" but the principle remains.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's okay to not know legal jargon. (i love explaining it). but misusing it should be a capital offense & i'm not kidding
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! maybe if you put on some fresh lower garments you will have an easier time getting people to hold you
RESPONSE ON *THOSE* GROUNDS! & that wasn't. but trial & error is always a win for the scientific process
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! there we go! see, that was funny!
POINT OF ORDER! people are still daddyberryposting? i stepped out long enough to finish my book how is it not wrapped up yet. there are funnier combinations of phonemes out there
POINT OF ORDER! your planted jury member has to have a chef's hat.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! #BusinessTip: most judges will let you get away with sneaking an extra jury member in at least once, as long as you deliver the "baker's dozen" punchline appropriately.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! sometimes, crossing an opposing witness is like getting behind the wheel of the opposing counsel's scuttlebuggy: the right course of action is to crash it as fast as possible without injuring yourself, then leave on strutpod.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! sometimes, directing your witness is like getting behind the wheel of a friend's scuttlebuggy: you are taking it where you want to go, & either they come along for the ride or you stop being friends.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! & of course, directing an expert witness is like sitting in the tommygun seat of a scuttlebuggy during a road trip. your friend is taking you somewhere - just make sure they have the right maps, & cover your share of the gas costs.
POINT OF ORDER! even if that metaphor were apt, you as the person voir diring the opposing witness would be more akin to the salestroll helpfully pointing out that people died in the scuttlebuggy that the jury is trying to buy.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! voir dire cannot be compared to any usage of a scuttlebuggy.
OBJECTION! NOT ANOTHER ONE
CONCUR WITH CO-COUNSEL! the business cards scene is praxis.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE? i also have a goregle form now. https://forms.gle/4UGidUh8L22kx3gt5
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this question comes from Saturn, @lovwerBoy on here: FWD: "HEY BABES WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST CASE YOU EVER WORKED ON?"! good question! DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i can't name names, but either you've heard of this case (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FmuW3kxESZyLxmtGWx6sHjLXKXlvKG5H/view?usp=drivesdk) or you haven't. my client participated in a reality television show on two seasons; the first of which they suffered a humiliating betrayal at the fact of another contestant, the second of which they returned for an "all-star" season with the aforementioned other contestant, & they *ALLEGEDLY* put industrial strength drain cleaner in the aforementioned other contestant's scuba diving mask. which, appropriate sympathies for the decedent, etc., is a completely insane way to go. great TV, admittedly, but my client was an oliveblood & the decedent was a violetblood so off to courtblock it went. it is also the funniest because the exhibits revealed during discovery were frankly ridiculous: exhibits 17A-E were a list of defamatory Chittr posts made about my client that we had to all take very seriously, for example. the whole thing was an absolute blast, though! DISCLAIMER! also my client was released of all charges, due to a verdict declaring they lacked the adequate mens rea to be considered guilty. which is also very funny to get away with, & a testament to Hallowen & Co.'s overall extreme competence. POINT OF ORDER! boring people can ask me questions too: https://forms.gle/JyT7oFKo4wKzYdy8A
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this question comes from Ptolmy Kanast, the Champion Duelist, @irrefutableDecalogue on here: FWD: "I CAN SEE THE EMBERS OF A DUELIST INSIDE YOU WHAT IS YOUR BATTLEFIELD OF CHOICE"! you & i are philosophically more alike than different. including our affinity for ttcgs DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! troll magic: the gathering. POINT OF ORDER! weak people can also ask me questions: https://forms.gle/JyT7oFKo4wKzYdy8A
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! the thing about titles is that unless your career already imbues you with one, it is decided pretty much entirely by public consensus. if people start referring to you with a title & it sticks, that's your title! but also there's no one who will stop you from just, picking one you like, & putting it on your business cards. & then it's your title.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! HAHAHAHAHA YOU GOTTEM
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! reminding you all that i am a veritable font of knowledge & contain a wealth of fascinating (& correct) opinions on everything that matters. (& i haven't gotten bored of the gorgle form yet) https://forms.gle/pu8S6FVvbrQFiPLNA
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! (what the fuck)
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this question comes from G&er, @teleVisionary on here: FWD: WOULD YOU RATHER BE ABLE TO CONTROL FLIES WITH YOUR MIND OR RECEIVE A CAEGAR EVERY TIME YOU CLAP! oh, a would-you-rather! those are fun! DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! honestly probably the flies thing. one caegar per clap is a waste of time, & while i'm not especially partial to flies well it would be pretty funny to bother people & impossible to prove causation (& therefore liability) for anything accomplished with them POINT OF ORDER! ugly people can ask me questions, too: https://forms.gle/13QjtY7LdvPKgZ8r6
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this question is from kris! @malleablePersonage on here: FWD: IF YOU HAD A BEAM ATTACK WHAT WOULD IT BE & WHY! your consistency in br&ing is genuinely appreciated. DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! probably something really cool like a death ray or maybe a beam that makes you (general) (the target) care a lot about troll magic: the gathering lore POINT OF ORDER! mortals also get to send me questions: https://forms.gle/8R84nhq7VmENJ6PL9
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a3c4259d5a1.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! when opposing counsel's quirk is illegible & we're all just supposed to ignore that it pisses me off. put the ascii down you are a PROFESSIONAL
RE: THE NAMES TREND AGAIN! business card in pinned
READING ONTO THE RECORD! philosophicullers typically talk about troll cognition as working similarly to whatever is seen as the latest & greatest technology. that’s why we currently describe the brain as a roguelike deckbuilding game about characters making their way up a spire
OBJECTION! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
READING ONTO THE RECORD! EVERY NIGHT. THE BEFORUS VERSION OF ME. LOGS THE FUCK ON TO CHITTR. & FOR WHAT? TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS? LITERALLY JUST THAT & NOTHING ELSE. THAT IS ALL IT FUCKING DOES. CAN SHE DIE ALREADY
DISCLAIMER! the firm's address is public knowledge anyways anyone can look it up
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i have been friends with zwitzz for most of our lives. these things happen
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! GOG DAMN IT not *again*
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! hi g&er! weird image!
OBJECTION! you should've had them sent to YOUR doorstep then
POINT OF ORDER! why are there 50 flavordiscs at my doorstep?
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6f1856e3322.png
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! some guy who can't spell Hallowen
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! nothing sadder than someone who doesn't "even argue anymore". rhetoric is valuable for its own sake. #vaguechitt
READING ONTO THE RECORD! some jurors act like culling is such a big deal
READING ONTO THE RECORD! just quintupled my money at @leviathanLedger's poker night! CONFER WITH CO(?)-COUNSEL! thanks for a good game.
OBJECTION! lack of whimsy??? *lack* of *whimsy*? i, Trycks Fucking Treats, you think *i* lack whimsy, just because i follow my lusus' traditions in terms of leaving severed beasts' heads places instead of only joking about it.
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! see, i pay someone to shine my shoes every once in a while, because i have class. please upgrade your caliber of threat
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's actually okay to pinpoint the exact location of someone's hive if they annoy you. it's actually fine to send them the head of a hoofbeast as a threat. #violence #gore #inspirational
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://forms.gle/9qLXaV8gt9EZwt1j9
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this question comes from [cz], @algorithmCarnage on here: FWD: "HOWS[SIC] THE DOGFATHER ANYWAYS"! hey, that's actually a nice question ᴹ:) DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! he's doing just fine! The Dogfather & i are actually having dinner together tolight (flat wavy glutenshapes, grubpaste, & cheese), you're welcome to come over if you don't mind hearing me describe the events of one card game for the better part of an hour. he has even more opinions about that sort of thing than i do POINT OF ORDER! people i haven't known half my life can ask me questions, too: https://forms.gle/JyT7oFKo4wKzYdy8A
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! it's, er, been a minute since i wrote something. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdbffe53dce0.png
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! this one is for [cz]: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69461b252333.png
MUTTERING ONTO THE RECORD! sure, sure, auditerrorizers, *that's* what i needed to deal with this wipe, why the *fuck* not
READING ONTO THE RECORD! ...Feenix Wright is canonically good at poker ᴹ:)
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the Subyuggulador Francisk Bay Area is beautiful this time of night. the fog is coming.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! here's my business card. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5d3c7741e57.png / https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b443d535b0.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm not casteist: some of my best friends aren't teal
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! legislacerator-client privilege applies, you'll have to ask after working hours
its a shame that the madoka exedra game is kind of mid; i think(you could definitely just do a different storyline); i liked(wraith arc) but i guess i havent actually played() all of it;
https://youtu.be/b2NTglk9tvI?si=IgbCVV5Ab2PoBaqS
prsk full combos dont even hit() the same anymore;
miku pfp (◍•ᴗ•◍)
oh i didnt add(the regex yet);
{r} https://img.umapoi.moe/trainer_card.png?umaId=narita_taishin&extraversion=0&agreeableness=0&conscientiousness=1&emotional_stability=0&openness=1&umatism=8 {/r} umapoi personality quiz says(im narita taishin); // cute :) https://s.umapoi.moe/aWD7uH
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=b5b49Vu-9SM&si=iz-QooOD1tkGf_Wa
its too bad that troll will toledo died() in the supernova i wanted(to see(him live));
started(my rewatch) of rgu and ughhhhh utena is always so gorgeous; really huge lesbian awakening() for me;
mage of void is so interesting; i dont really know(what that means()) but it sounds(cool) (:K ;
D'aww. You're so cute! Playtoons aren't cartoons. T)(e playtoons are a troop of )(ig)(ly trained problem solvers to deal wit)( difficult problems in a caring and conc)(siderate manner! T)(ey'll be at your location soon. 38)
Meena)( used to be so tiny! Fun fact: )(er name was originally Minnie! 38O
S)(e was just t)(e cutest little wiggly worm baby and so precious!!!!
Bulge So Fa♰ Go♰ My Bi♰ch Riding ♰riangle ha♰ers Love ♰o Ha♰e Can'♰ Ever See From My Angle so All Up In My Bizz Go♰ ♰heir Bulge In A ♰angle ♰hey Rlly Wan♰ Me Blocked Cause I Make ♰heir Jaws Dangle #nsfw #sugges♰ive #rap
What do you Think?
When the last step of the recipe says ENJOY?
I got to do ANYTHING I WANTED with my Photoshoot Pictures. So I made This. ♥☺
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this question is from Bucket "Lobotomy Enduring" Cumjar, @terribleFate on here. (brace yourself) FWD: WHAT HAPPENS TWO PLAYERS ADRIAN & NISSA ADRIAN CONTROLS SELVALA EXPLORER RETURNED UNTAPPED & ABLE TO TAP EVOLVING WILDS UNTAPPED SIX UNTAPPED L&S ENOUGH TO MAKE SIX MANA INCLUDING AT LEAST {G}{G} BUT NOT ENOUGH TO CAST PANGLACIAL WURM WITHOUT SELVALA HELPING NO OTHER RELEVANT PERMANENTS ADRIAN'S H& EXACTLY ONE CARD BLIGHTSTEEL COLOSSUS BLIGHTSTEEL COLOSSUS HAS A REPLACEMENT EFFECT IF IT WOULD BE PUT INTO A GRAVEYARD FROM ANYWHERE REVEAL IT & SHUFFLE IT INTO ITS OWNER'S LIBRARY INSTEAD NISSA CONTROLS AVEN MINDCENSOR CHAINS OF MEPHISTOPHELES AVEN MINDCENSOR SAYS THAT IF AN OPPONENT WOULD SEARCH A LIBRARY THAT PLAYER SEARCHES ONLY THE TOP FOUR CARDS INSTEAD ITS RULINGS CLARIFY THAT THE PLAYER SEES ONLY THOSE TOP FOUR CARDS CANNOT LOOK AT THE REST & THAT SEARCHING THAT PORTION STILL COUNTS AS SEARCHING THE LIBRARY AS I ASK YOU OUT ON A FRIENDLY DATE CHAINS OF MEPHISTOPHELES SAYS THAT IF A PLAYER WOULD DRAW A CARD EXCEPT THE FIRST ONE THEY DRAW IN THEIR DRAW STEP THAT PLAYER DISCARDS A CARD INSTEAD IF THEY DISCARD THIS WAS THEY DRAW A CARD IF THEY DO NOT THEY MILL A CARD ADRIAN'S LIBRARY TOP FOUR CARDS BEFORE THE SEARCH FROM TOP TO FOURTH FOREST PANGLACIAL WURM ISL& PLAINS THE REST OF THE LIBRARY IS UNKNOWN! well, i'm no tmtg judge, but the interaction shouldn't be that complicated. DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! adrian should sacrifice the evolving wilds first, grabbing the forest from the top four cards. while that's on the stack, they tap selvala to play panglacial wurm. it's weird that that works timing wise, since it doesn't have flash, but sure, they'll put anything on a card & the rulings work just fine. then, the selvala trigger to draw a card interacts with chains of mephistopheles, meaning blightsteel gets revealed & shuffled into the library before adrian gets to draw their card. then you didn't specify whether or not nissa has any cards in h&, but they're forced to either discard then draw or to simply mill. also sure! i'd love to hang out! you seem neat ᴹ:) POINT OF ORDER! concise people can ask me questions, too: https://forms.gle/QVFiH76FbCTPyKY49
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒍ — @algorithmCarnage CZ (His name is out there somewhere but I know better than to Breach his Privacy!) *dreaming harp sound effect* (I am back at schoolfeeding. I am five (⒌) sweeps old, young and unassuming. Tonight, they’re teaching us the worst craft to ever blight Alternia: Coding. C++, specifically. A torture method disguised as Procedural Animation. There are tens of hundreds of errors in my code and my attempts to fix them are ever so fruitless. Visual Studio casts phantom errors like shadows over me in a lapse of sanity: I check line sixty-five (⒍⒌) and it is tauntingly blank. "WHERE THE [HONK] IS THE MISTAKE?" The world is dancing and spinning mirthlessly in my panicked spell. I’m only seconds away from punching a hole through my husktop. Rivulets of sweat crawl ↓ my face, melting away any semblance of power I thought I could keep. But who said I was in control?) *wakes ↑ in a cold sweat* YIPE! WHAT A DAYMARE!! I think I need to 🗨 to my counseculler about this. Anyway, welcome back to THIS SERIES! Thanks for stopping by, BY THE BY, I really do appreciate it! Without FURTHER ADO, let’s Take A Gander at CZ! (CROWD CHEER!) (Let’s Get Gaming) (And By Gaming) (I Mean Gandering) (Tautology is My Middle MIDDLE Middle Name) From a cursory glance, CZ prides itself in being the CONTRARIAN SORT. A deviant who peruses the platform when Dreaddit isn’t Activating The Dopaminergic Neurons. Contrarians aren’t uncommon in the Online Realm, fostering complaintive attitudes that either rile the people ↑ or garner the assent of likeminded people. CZ usually makes these jabs at the world, whether this be about Technical or Living Inconveniences. Bitter might as well be a Substitute Six (⒍) letter Sobriquet given how much of the world and its residents has problems worth 🗨ing about. He is sardonic, but that can easily be ascribed to the CONFLICT he has with other people, whose unabashed demeanors clash with his apathetic front. In LAYTROLL’S TERMS, it Might Just Be a Little Hater. (CROWD GASP!) His demeanor is almost a pragmatic foil over Chittr’s PLATFORMAL FLIPPANCY. I’d like to call it a CONVERSATIONAL HUMBLER, but CZ is very susceptible to its own temper. A lot of that frustration can be boiled ↓ to whenever he isn’t being UNDERSTOOD the way he wants to. His COGNITIVE EXPECTATION being undermined by someone (⒈) who, say, can’t distinguish a LARPER from a POSER often leads to the same bouts of frustration it extends to the general VIRT↑OPULACE. It isn’t only because the subtexts should CLEARLY BE ACKNOWLEDGED HERE, but the fact that CZ prizes Fringy Thinking and Intellectual (Logical) Thought, adduced by its frequent #WTFAREYOUIDIOTSDOINGPOSTING. To an extent, this shows CZ to be SOCIALLY EGOCENTRIC, in which he prioritizes his General and Cognitive goals over positively engaging with the general audience. He is cold and self-oriented, operating on its own wavelength rather than conforming to the norms of other people. CZ is unmistakably desensitized and unafraid to speak his mind, making mentions of #cannibalism and #usingbloodasasubstitutetoink knowing it won’t have any lingering consequences (the opposite——people AGREE). This is only what crescendoes from being ONLINE for too long. You know too much and detach from those Paradigms that stop you from saying how fascinating the idea of FLESH REPURPOSING IS. (I’d ♥ to hear more about that, actually?) This way of posting is a double edged sword——at least, as far as wanting to stay under the radar goes. Perhaps he wants to keep it casual with the platform, but the act of complaining itself is a SOCIAL OUTREACH, a means for connection in and of itself. It pulls him from the shadows as much as it conceals him. He is constantly comparing himself to other people, negatively or positively, if only to feel better about HIS CURRENT SITUATION. Here lies a PARADOX: CZ has created a barrier strong enough to keep itself safe from pointed damage but advances in places where he knows he’ll be seen. For a purported spectator, a notable amount of NOT-SPECTATING (complaining) goes on. Trolls are inherently SOCIAL CREATURES: it is only an amount of time that the forum for AMPLIFYING ONE’S (⒈’s) voice is used to its fullest potential. This general behavior can be traced to a number of phenomena. The most obvious factor is the (Toxic) ONLINE DISINHIBITION EFFECT, a byproduct of virtually concealing oneself. The theory can be applied to JUST ABOUT ANYBODY, myself included! It detaches the individual from tangible consequences and thus allows the individual to navigate the online forum with LESS CARE THAN THEY WOULD IN A PUBLIC SETTING. Think of it as disguising yourself in a masquerade and then breaking every window in the vicinity. Who’s going to know it’s YOU? CZ makes the most out of its anonymity, placing itself in a position where he can make derisive commentary in accordance with the chaotic happenings of Chittr. Anonymous streak aside, you have made a name for yourself here. It’s a lot more than you bargained for. Your biggest flaw as a contrarian can be found in your motive. You use your voice. You constantly belie your backseat watching to ENGAGE WITH THE CROWD, making calculated jabs as a way to make yourself known. And before you realize it, you’ve already built a hive worth living in. You’ve (unintentionally) interacted with people, forged connections, created experiences with those who AGREE to your thinking. It’s a part of BEING SOMEBODY——moreover, someone (⒈) worth CARING ABOUT. It’s a wonderful feeling, albeit one you haven’t fully come to terms yet. Though I didn’t mention this (since I believe I’ve picked enough at you already), you appear to be the type to forgo your needs in the pursuit of your goals. Be sure to stay on top of that. You MATTER. (As much as you would never admit this, your annoyance is a begrudging posture of your appreciation——and existence. Your only sin is that being bitter is the only way you know how to live.) (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: MAGE OF VOID? The morally gray sort. He knows how it feels to be irrelevant, a product of social status and a likely practical ↑bringing. Works the niche and esoteric as its field of interest believing it to be a place where it belongs. Profound and indiscernible. Revels in his SENSE OF ANONYMITY and understands it in an exclusive manner. Loses himself in mystery; suffers from the knowledge nobody else grapples with.) Computer? I hardly know ‘er! GO FOLLOW CZ (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE), and I’ll see you in the NEXT ONE! Honk! #gandertag #howtotrainyourgamer #howtolainyourlamer
its fine i got my own waves out and i only got 15 bucks rn
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this question comes from [cz], @algorithmCarnage on here: FWD: "CORPORATE SHILL;"! he called me a corporate shill. RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! Hallowen & Co. is actually a limited liability partnership! i am a shill though ᴹ:P POINT OF ORDER! normal people can ask me questions, too: https://forms.gle/JyT7oFKo4wKzYdy8A
I thi^k two posts above you would disa9ree a^d I o^ly said some people :( You do^’t have to be i^cluded i1 you 1eel u^com1ortable I’m sorry
!! TAP, SACRIFICE: !! WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME *AND* MY DARLINGEST DEARIEST LOVELIEST SWEETEST PERFECTEST SEXIEST FUNNIEST NEEDIEST WONDERFULEST AWESOMEST GAMINGEST BESTEST FANTASTICEST SEXIEST SLPENDIDEST NONBINARIEST LIFE PARTNER?!?!?!?!!
=oXO hmmm i,d like some nice things to happen to everyone''' =oXO
!! PICK A CARD NOT THAT CARD !! Gross!
Bring back #daddyberry.
࣪⊹₊˚{ GIRLLLLS.... omg.... in my mentions???? <3< c3< <3< c3< }>/u\>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
genre boat gills who like gills like i said n i dont control how goregle works take it up w em
i haven't the faintest.
Well, that's because Alternia literally is flat and hexagonal
Awwwwwwooooo
How scary would it be if everything was the same except Scratch's chromedome was actually made of flesh?
some of you larp being troll 4chan users and it sho|w|s you never touched /pol once in your lives
↗️THE TWO GREATEST FEARS OF THE AVERAGE CHITTR USER.↗️ ↘️literally anyone named doc scratch, as if it is supposed to mean or invoke literally anything.↘️ ↗️AND A JOB APPLICATION.↗️
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! Wordle 1822 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
y r there 2 lain pfps on this thread @hemoptysisCyanide @algorithmCarnage
↗️THE UPPER CLASS SUFFERS AT THE HEAVY WEIGHT OF PRIVILEGE.↗️ ↘️i understand.↘️ ↗️THE LITERAL ONLY THING I CAN DO TO RELIEVE THE HEAVY PRESSURE OF THE LITERAL AND PROVERBIAL CROWN IS MASSAGE THE SIGNIFICANTLY STRONGER SHOULDERS OF MY MULTITUDINOUS HIGHER UPS.↗️
✿ nobofdy else piss me off rn
POINT OF ORDER! maybe six or seven?
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! he's posting good Business Quotes again but i know now that he doesnt mean any of them & is an intrinsically hollow & particularly spineless husk of a troll & so i cant simply like & share as i used to. But theyre kind of bangers. This is why the Empress invented mediating as an emotion #vagueposting
You know farming for kull is exhausting, daddy is just going to do it the old fashioned way.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! if you're 10-15, & your main circle isn't discussing: hearsay (rule 801(c)), expert witness qualifications (rule 702(a-d)), relevant evidence (rule 401) & witness impeachment, then it's time to find a new circle. your NETWORK is your NET WORTH #businesstip #law
READING ONTO THE RECORD! spent some number of sweeps living with & auspisticizing for some friends of mine, since their hive was so much closer to the legislaceratorial schoolfeeding hub & the commute from mine went through a weird amount of high-drone-activity areas. CLOSING STATEMENT! anyways can we all give a warm welcome to my former hivemates & current friends @abstractedConscience & @aftermarketAdventerer, also known as the second & third (rankings vary) brightest minds of alternia, for finally getting back the fuck on chittr after several months away. Hi guys
If the bugs try to reclaim you - Do not let them - Why are you getting reclaimed by the insects.. - I worry >
Humans are overrated. AIs on the other hand.
BEING PITIED IS SUFFOCATING I CAN'T TELL IF I LIKE IT OR NOT #quadposting #pity
any o7her ca7boys on here?...
CROSS EXAMINATION! do you pay the one?
troll einstein spouts bullshit. listen to me instead.