TRYCKS TREATS
@glitteringAcuity
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE/PROSECUTION/PLAINTIFF! * she/it/he/sev/star * legislacerator * gamblignant * absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering sincerely, Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! here's my business card. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5d3c7741e57.png / https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b443d535b0.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Opposing counsel never seems to underst& how lucky they are to be alive
⚇ Funny. ⚇ I was 'boutta 'boutta 'boutta say the same God damn shit. ⚇
harm maximization is very important. stay viollent. #viollence
If a boy is ever to truly grow into a man he must cast off the yoke of his youth. The weakness, the trite softness, the vulnerability. It simply has no place in adulthood.
i CAST THOSE OFF AND, i AM A WOMAN NOW, }:D
Genuinely inspiring. Everyone can find their place and role should they simply search for it.
Well said.
Here's a LIST of Handsome (H&some) and Adorable Things: - My Matesprit - Also My Matesprit - Did I mention my Matesprit yet, this is Really Important! - The sound of my Matesprit's Voice - My Matesprit being Charming and Irresistible, which is Always
I hAvE A fEElIng yOU hAvE A fOndnEss fOr yOUr mAtEsprIt brOthEr gAndEr! hOw lOvEly tO sEE! AmEn! :)
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What do you g3t wh3n you cro22 a jok3 with a rh3torical qu32tion?
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! i should probably do another photoshoot soon. using the same three pictures for all my billboards feels a little tacky (your regular reminder that these photos i use were taken by @whetherNet who is a joy to work with)
POINT OF ORDER! do you see how The Dogfather's face is in this one, albeit grossly out of scale
Noth|ng Qu|te L|ke D|scover|ng A New World To Conquer. Troll Alexander The Great Was A Fool, For Had He S|mply D|scovered Games, He Would Have No Reason To Weep.
Always A Good T|me When | Play A Few Rounds Of Candyland, After All The Them|ng |s Perhaps Almost Too F|tt|ng W|th How |t Prov|des Me The Sweetest Treat Of Them All; V|ctory.
bruh. candyland takes NO skill 0r strategy whatsoever. y0ure bragging about n0thing.
The Talk Of A Troll Who Fa|led To Conquer Luck.
the gꙮvernment shꙮuld be able tꙮ draft peꙮple intꙮ gameshꙮws, because that wꙮuld be funny. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/chowdonut.png ]
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! business card in pinned.
hey just the troll i kIndA mAybE nEEd to sEE right now! do yOU know if tAgorA's AlivE. and if not. do yOU want a new clIEnt
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! he's alive. for now. but also more busy than anyone has ever been, which is a damn shame... also yes
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/chowdonut.png ]
what's the pOlIcy on hAvIng two lEgislaceratOrs.
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! Well. listen me & him can work out the finer details there. as long as you can afford two legislacerators you can have two legislacerators
cOOl i hAvEn't bEEn pAyIng him. the frAUd's bEEn pAyIn for it. shit, he's bEEn pAyIng me hAhA. AnywAy nIcE dOIn bUsinEss with ya.
Lik£, amazing!!!!<> Lik£, looks lik£, so good. ;)
READING ONTO THE RECORD! maybe, in the far-off future, i might go a full wipe without my friend [cz] telling me to cull myself.
Gett|ng Jumped |s An Aura Lay Up |f You're Always Ready For That Act|on.
There's No Rule That Says A Dog Can't Get Dunked On.
@iAm thought you might get a kick out of this one haha
[ This is a bunch of nonsensical words. ]
mY LOVE IS LIKE A STORYBOOK STORY, bUT IT'S AS REAL AS THE FEELINGS, i FEEL, mY LOVE IS LIKE A STORYBOOK STORY, bUT IT'S AS REAL AS THE FEELINGS, i FEEL, iT'S AS REAL AS THE FEELINGS, i FEEL, #lYR1CSPOST1NGG
♦️█ ░ that s0unds...s0 enchanting... ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ thank y0u f0r sharing? i h0pe y0u find y0ur l0ve... ▒ ▓♦️
POINT OF ORDER! is it problematic that i have twice as many followers as my matesprit?
RE: YOUR TREAT(S)! (CROWD AWWW!) (CROWD SNAPPING THEIR STUMPS) (I SHOULD'VE COME ↑ WITH THAT FIRST (⒈st)!)
when the fuck did you start(dating g&&er);
trycks;
trycks; i thought(you were fucking joking());
fucking g&&er are you serious;
POINT OF ORDER! woah hey it's a little early in the relationship for pailing
*DIRECT* EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! about a wipe & a half ago ᴹ:) it's been really nice
BREAK(UP);
OBJECTION! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE LIKE THREE SWEEPS AGO. COPE
cull(yourself now);
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i've made it to 200 followers... it's good to be famous. MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ff68fed7053.png
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! i've been having weird dreams lately. i keep finding myself in a strange, purple city, a maze of towering spires & dark alleyways... it's populated entirely by creatures that are a little shorter than most trolls, with chitin like the night sky.
I KNEW YOU WERE A DERSE DREAMER! (CROWD WOW!) (CROWD CHEER!)
POINT OF ORDER! a what now
The universe is a frog? I think I've had enough of those thank you very much! Grahahahaha!