TRYCKS TREATS
@glitteringAcuity
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE/PROSECUTION/PLAINTIFF! * she/it/he/sev/star * legislacerator * gamblignant * absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering sincerely, Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! here's my business card. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5d3c7741e57.png / https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b443d535b0.png
I7's no7 a good game un7il I'm shaking and hyperven7ila7ing. #7rvke
You Should Never Judge A Duel|st For The Monster They Become Dur|ng Mahjong. |ts S|mply The Nature Of The Beast.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc87caf06c80.png
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! it took you 13 minutes to succumb to the curse. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7234dea6c633.png
You Should Never Judge A Duel|st For The Monster They Become Dur|ng Mahjong. |ts S|mply The Nature Of The Beast.
\\__It_is_the_middle_of_the_night_and_I_am_up_and_down_from_sleep And_I_do_like_Mahjong!_It_is_fun_to_play_once_in_awhile~__\\
READING ONTO THE RECORD! while the dash is on the subject of strife specibii, i thought it would be a good time to mention that my own weapon of choice is the axe. my strife deck contains a not insignificant variety, practical for different occasions (the h&axes have never let me down), though my favorite is of course the engraved battleaxe that frankly resembles the Aspect of Melinœ version of the Moonstone Axe from Hadeis 2.
A F|ne Cho|ce, | Expected Noth|ng Less From A Fellow Duel|st.
anon asked: "Would you rather have one dollar, or two dollars?" dude, what kinda question is that. Two #askhope
Every T|me | Play Clue, There's A Second Mystery That Always Rema|ns At The Center Of The Game. |t Never Changes. An |nev|table R|ddle That As You Collect Each P|ece Of Ev|dence Po|nts To A S|ngle |mmutable Answer. That |. W|ll. W|n.
When your money makes you money, what's the well-to-do to do?
Every iteration of Trycks is literally so fun
Truue
!! TAKING A BOW !! When you're right, you're right!!!!
!! DOING TWO BACK FLIPS IN RAPID SUCCESSION !! You know it!
( If it's really funny it shouldn't be illegal. Tbh. )<
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you get arrested for something really illegal & need someone to argue exactly this in court, i know a guy who can make it happen
( I GOTTA clarify thus. When I say "funny" I mean like it has to ACTUALLY be funny it can't be just like any random bullshit violence a clown did with a clown prop and then said "hee hee haa haa hoo hoo honk honk" about a second later or whatever. )<
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is it so easy to qualify for hearsay exception 803(21). i mean seriously. "this guy said the defendant was cool & likeable so let's just get that right on the record, yup that's admissible as hell, by the time you're crossing on it the jury will have already internalized it as fact" is a statement cooked up by DERANGED people (& me, but i usually have a more clever workaround for *MY* hearsay exceptions) #law
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! actually my witness *DOES* fulfill 702(b) & 702(c) haha they were totally just, uh, kidding about that learned it in a dream stuff. We went over this in witness coaching to say literally anything else Your Highblood i'm being so serious #law
Yeah, I’m spreadsheets in the beginning of the day. I can’t fucking identify as spreadsheets? Asshole?
ᐖ ITS A BUSINES SMINᐖSET ᐛ
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i personally am unmoved by the plight of my alternate selves, mostly. they simply don't count.
point of order: "mostly"... no one is immune to my despair-inducing rhetoric 🤙
OBJECTION! I COULD HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO THE BEFORUS ONE. HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SAD HE IS. IT'S SO EMBARRASSING
:V
FWD: "MY TUMMY HURTS"! some trolls i know should invest in a stockpile of tums #vagueposting
People need to stop making my tummy hurt!
POINT OF ORDER! which of these things is more realistic?
:(
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm not casteist: some of my best friends aren't teal
people do not see the choices you hade; onlye the decisones you made.
One must always be decisive when grasping for victory~.