TRYCKS TREATS
@glitteringAcuity
OPENING STATEMENT! to whom it may concern: * she/it/he/sev/star * legislacerator * gamblignant * absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering sincerely, Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! here's my business card. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889372862597697576/1486453697679589436/1.jpg?ex=69c6e0e2&is=69c58f62&hm=771d0bb62107192969a21697e1c696089466252012b887e4c7beca745f4fe08e& / https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889372862597697576/1486453697981710557/2-1.jpg?ex=69c6e0e2&is=69c58f62&hm=c4064106222a0036aa77c51d7fa2a18a1c8aef43174008c648d993ea73b990aa&
ooc this was the prototype for trycks when i was coming up with his design LMAO https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1489908312920297502/Screenshot_20260404-014315.Files_by_Google.png?ex=69d220be&is=69d0cf3e&hm=4c28766225a2c7181d6abd5514e39674c09428e17abe42128623347b2699ea61& which then became https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1489907496809136229/Screenshot_20260404-013958.Files_by_Google.png?ex=69d21ffc&is=69d0ce7c&hm=0d523dc9ba25e25b09d1e883b1ba66289b792b5c2b399a7f0b1ee3224701ebeb& which then became. well. this. (finalized design and commissioned a friend to illustrate it) and anyways looking back on it feels strangely like looking at baby pictures
actual baby trycks: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889372862597697576/1489909690262487152/Screenshot_20260404-014841.ibisPaint_X.png?ex=69d22207&is=69d0d087&hm=a6674f8348c37c8432bfd9a40155a40ed033f897cc2da054982af86cd2fa3766&
ooc just making sure everyone knows that the shouting trycks does at the beginning of every sentence is intended to evoke ace attorney interjections but ALSO is kinda halfway email themed as well even though there's less email subject like shorthand to work with compared to legal jargon. but if anyone's curious the logic i use to determine what heading i use for a given statement please ask im having fun
READING ONTO THE RECORD! and i just wanted to say your highblood your new haircut is absolutely lovely. unlike opposing counsel i notice these things
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Nothing better than emails on a weekend. #workweek
We always keep a backup gold blood generator at Rouzze Tower, in case the olive bloods running the troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generator unionize. #RightToWork - MC Oleana
If someone was culled for every unsuccessful and/or financially disastrous advertisement campaign, no one would have any eXecutives left. It's just the way of business. That being said, our budget mangledger was obviously taken out back. #Finance #BudgetCuts #MacroMay #MayICome - MC Oleana
↘️i am on a sea-stocks diet.↘️ ↗️I SEE STOCKS, I BUY THEM.↗️ ↘️#aprilfools.↘️
POINT OF ORDER! ive always found it very amusing when we have limiting instructions for the jury. as ive never been a juror i have no idea what the exhibits look like when they get to them but there's something deeply amusing about picturing a printed-out screenshot of a trollian conversation and about half the messages have "DON'T USE THIS ST@TEMENT FOR THE TRUTH OF THE M@TTER @SSERTED" or something along those lines. have i ever mentioned how much i love hearsay exceptions
RE: HEARSAY EXCEPTIONS! obviously if it's an exhibit that got in via a hearsay exception it can be used for the truth of the matter asserted. but you know what i mean
READING ONTO THE RECORD! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1488704580186275921/Screenshot_20260331-175954.Instagram.png?ex=69cdbfae&is=69cc6e2e&hm=4509caafc71571fc1f4d0160a8245965244924c38493689cff7672a8f907e4c3&
fuck i love gam8ling, 8ut it's mostly 8ecause I always win
▷vagueposting is for cowards you should be referring to people by name when you publicly threaten them◁
$UICIDE I$ $ELFI$H, YOU COULD HAVE LET ANOTHER TROLL KILL YOU AND TAKE CREDIT FOR BEING THE WINNER OF A FIGHT FOR EXAMPLE.
never thought about it like that
POINT OF ORDER! you could not *pay* me to go to #eridanweek i am being so serious
It will be a w.o°nderful netw.o°rking .o°pp.o°rtunity I am g.o°ing t.o° be there t.o° sell s.o°da
↘️why.↘️ ↗️I AM SEEING SOME NETWORKING OPPORTUNITIES AND ALSO SOME POTENTIAL FOR INVESTMENTS.↗️ ↘️this seems literally up your alley as someone who "strictly accepts payment in caegars".↘️
↗️USING THE SAME VERBIAGE AS YOU ON ACCIDENT IS PURELY NAUSEATING.↗️ ↘️please wait for me to reply to posts before also commenting under them, so we avoid using the same language.↘️
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i hope you have fun and make a lot of profit! make sure you get a bulk printing of your business cards ahead of time
Y.o°u kn.o°w I generally h.o°ld a healthy and respectful level .o°f fear and deference t.o°wards highbl°o.o°ds, but
DIRECT(?) EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! yes it is saying quite a lot there are very few things i could not be paid to get involved with. however my network is well-established by this point and i can afford to prioritize my dignity in this regard. a privilege i'm sure you'll understand someday
N.o° that was the end .o°f the sentence
We are on track for one of our most profitable nights this sweep. If we finish high tonight, there will be a Corporate-wide pizza party with light Pepsi.∞
WA$ THE $UFFERER THE FIR$T VICTIM OF CANCEL CULTURE? 🤔
ooc my birthday is on 4/12 so there have been multiple times where a friend has forgotten my birthday but also commented on it being "homestuck eve" so in two weeks from now im gonna be really annoying about it being trycks' birthday
from ur fvaorite alpah https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6842.jpeg
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READING ONTO THE RECORD! i feel like i should do something to acknowledge it when i reach 50 followers
a celebratory watercooler break?
You should always be texting men trick questions about unwinnable scenarios like “if I was replaced with an exact replica of me would you date it” and getting mad no matter what the answer is. #WasteHisTime
ive never thought of thiss befure thanks
Actually brilliant
