TRYCKS TREATS
@glitteringAcuity
OPENING STATEMENT! to whom it may concern: * she/it/he/sev/star * legislacerator * gamblignant * absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering sincerely, Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! here's my business card. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5d3c7741e57.png / https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b443d535b0.png
POINT OF ORDER! jury nullification is out. jury yassification is in
:33 < trolls of alternia. :33 < just kill the drones. :33 < it'll be funny.
█▬▬ ◟(`ﮧ´ ◟ ) Case 18436 - Hykkon Vs. The Alternian Empire. Charge: Aiding and abetting, harboring fugitives Verdict: GUILTY Sentence: Death. <BRINGING DOWN THE HAMMER>
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! i like this post because apparently the answer is yes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43af17ffbe5b.jpg
sometimes, but it has an expiration date an is not always a renewable resource
ooc it's taking a lot of strength for me to not just ask every single person with a form the "have you or anyone you know ever been affected by false advertising" thing that i send everyone when they have a Q&A thread. hashtag my annoying joke that's funny only to me
>> ¡t'ડ okay ¡f you want to do that ¡n m¡ne but my anડwer w¡11 be deep1y 1ack1uડter
(( sorry I did not Hit OOC
(( everyone close ya eyes, Himero is not breaking the 4th wall I swear
((HIMERO UPSCALE?!?!?!
((himero shatters the fourth wall and kills people in real life, holy shit
(ooc: if i ever make one of these, this is permission. you are funny.
(( why does him breaking the fourth wall suddenly make him Actually Evil lmfaowhwkkw
((no no no, my bad, the feeble human mind cannot withstand the sheer power of Double Tap Himero, and combusts upon seeing him in real life
(( wow that's so real honestly. There's something deeply wrong with me to have created him, like going Grimdark except it's just this little guy in my brain sharing his anxiety with me
((thats real as fuck Karama shares her brainworms with me as well, i wont lie, that shit is crazy
"It's called Dersite humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Prospit." A real exchange I overheard at #outglutmasquerade.
LMAO #heardthat #davastjoke
i LIKE, pROSPIT }:)
getting these.freask to play.cards with me (and cheating.!) and they are.losing bad
FWD: RECHITT! #RECHITT
gO gAMGAM!
[ DRAFT ] [ RESTRICTED ] Damn girl, spread those sheets.
SIDEBAR! one nice thing about being done with legisalceratorial school & my internships & the hard parts of founding/operating my own firm, is getting to reconnect with certain trolls ᴹ:)
Do You Want To Borrow My Ball Room For A Reunion Party Dearie?
RE: BALLROOM! that is actually very tempting. i'll get back to you on that
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it would be nice if you could rechit a post but not its replies
Fuck, I so have a thing for legislacerators. #DIRECTposting
D4MN BRO TH4T'S CR4444ZY H4H4 SO YOU'LL L1K3 N3V3R B3L13V3 TH1S
SH1T YOUR R1GHT FOR TH3 S4K3 OF #YUR1 W3 H4V3 TO K1SS SLOPPY STYL3
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FR W3 TOT4LLY TH3 MOST H34LTHY COUPL3 OF 4LL T1M3 TH3 ULT1M4T3 POW3R COUPL3 >:]
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the people dem& Trycks Week
#Perjury
OBJECTION! #manifesting
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Lik£, its lik£, always Trycks w££k to lik£, m£!!<3 ;]
FWD: A SIGNIFICANT ADVANTAGE! like this chit if you are my friend & want to know what i would be willing to betray you over
Lik£, OFC!<3 ;] lik£, anything for you!!
Understandable
#Perjury
RE: "PERJURY"! A STALE OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT THAT'S BEEN SITTING OUT IN THE OPEN FOR NIGHTS
Awww. So cute. + 50 Awww so cute
:(
READING ONTO THE RECORD! @bulgeCurator reality fracture prerelease box
Thatslike, 50 caegar. Whatthefuck.
takingaway mylike.
POINT OF ORDER! it's not out yet that counts for something...
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's always so sad to see people betraying their friends for no reason. couldn't be me: i only betray my friends when it gives me a significant advantage
i don't think that's much Better.
CLOSING STATEMENT! my friends know where they st&.
CROSS EXAMINATION! why does this site only have lame aliens like "humans" or """cherubs""" or whatever the white circles are. why don't we have cool aliens like the ferengi from troll star trek DON'T QUOTE RULE OF ACQUISITION #284 AT ME I KNOW & THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
Oh, other aliens do exist, I've met a wide variety. They just don't have chittr access. Us having access is enough of an anomaly.
CROSS EXAMINATION! listen are there troll star trek aliens or not. i would settle for a vulcan
Yes
READING ONTO THE RECORD! fuck yes fuck yes FUCK YES
captain we are approaching cap levels that treaten the integrity of the gang
READING ONTO THE RECORD! should i ever meet an alternate version of myself, we would play troll magic: the gathering. maybe we would also talk or be friends or something i don't know but we would definitely play #tmtg
We need to get more esoter¿cally horny. ¿ want to see cl¿ps from How ¿t's Made on here and see "¿ sho?ld call her" ¿n the comments lol #nsfw
>> godડ, you are ડo abડo1ute1y correct dude
c< dONt wOrry, ill be ON tHat sHit be4 NigHts eNd.... >c