♠ hated by @glitteringAcuity
⚇ HAH HAH HAH HAH HOINK! <3< ⚇
⚇ Hey! ⚇ Whoever said I was dissin' on your má? ⚇ Nothin' but respect for her she is a beautiful, dainty lady ⚇
⚇ Yeah yeah ⚇ Your lusus. ⚇
⚇ Ahhh vaffanculo, you God damn mook ⚇
⚇ Well *my* portion will have Parmesan no matter what ⚇ So it's fine! ⚇
⚇ I don't got time for Enemy Fortress Two ⚇ But I fuck heavy with that scout motherfucker. ⚇ He's just like me fr. ⚇ I can see a reality where instead of gettin' into hatchets ⚇ I fucked around wit' baseball bats. ⚇
⚇ Thank you :8) ⚇
⚇ Rock in my shoe :8( ⚇
⚇ Sibling I respect the fuck outta you ⚇ Because of our shared clownery ⚇ But thsi is the lamest ⚇ MOST AGGRAVATING ⚇ shit you could've said to me ⚇ And if you were in front of me I'd pop your fuckin' nose in. ⚇
♦ a HOO HOO! gOOd evening, actually!! always get better! be Happy and stupid and cOntrary! Heal yOur relatiOnsHips! live til tHe stars die!! :O) a HOO HOO HOO!! ♣
⚇ GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ⚇ REMEMBER TO NEVER GET BETTER! ⚇ STAY MAD AT STUPID SHIT! ⚇ RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!!! ⚇ DIE FOR FOREVER!!!!!!!! ⚇
⚇ Angels 60:11 ⚇ "Your bones will break, your blood will cool, your horns will crack and your flesh will rot. None of us are gonna be around forever, not a single one of us. Up there, though, there's a forever waiting for you. Don't be fearful to shed mortality when time comes, kin." ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 15:42 ⚇ "A heart to hold you, a spade to spar with you, a diamond to defend you and a club to calm you. In this, a full suit will sustain you. Don't neglect it all for no reason, now, and go up to the Carnival with no one's hand to hold." ⚇
[D] Difference between bucket of genetic material and legislacerator ?] [B] Bucket of genetic material has a chance at becoming a troll. #nsfw]
⚇ Okay but when you do it ⚇ It's like...condescending ⚇ ...Feel free to keep doing it though or whatever ⚇
⚇ FUCK YES ⚇ I would fuckin' love that ⚇ God you're the fuckin' best! ⚇ Thanks for the well wishes, Fusilicious :8) ⚇
⚇ They ain't tats, motherfucker ⚇ That's my paint. ⚇ Holy as all fuck sent up to the Messiahs. ⚇ WHOOP WHOOP ⚇ But no, the 8 in my smile ain't my paint ⚇ It's my piggy nose. ⚇ 'Cuz I'm a boar. ⚇ The lil' things between my clauses ⚇ Are also piggy noses :8) ⚇
⚇ Annnnd it's my wriggling day! ⚇ Blow a horn or some shit, we gotta get this bitch jumpin' ⚇ HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK ⚇
⚇ @ardourCorvidae is gonna bake me a cake! ⚇ And come over n shit. ⚇ I imagine @glitteringAcuity will show its fuckass mug at some point too. ⚇ Lameass. ⚇
This is a story about a playwright. A savant. A mutant, at the end of the night (oh my!), though that wasn't the important part. What was important was his words (yay!), his stories and his plays. They inspired, they uplifted! They were wonderful things. They brought out rumours, incited rebellion (uh-oh!) and were loved by lowbloods and highbloods alike. How wonderful! How joyous! How easy it was to be the entertainment of the masses, to be the focus of their attention (wow!). How scary, too. His words spurred others to create. To love and live and thrive. Including his matesprit (aww!). They could spin straw into gold as he wrote, things of wonder that they were. He was crafty. Quick-witted. Able to make you feel like the most important troll in the world- why wouldn't you want to listen to him? Or he could turn his tongue sharp, insults that ache like a barbed arrow in your side (ow!). And oh, dear reader, here is the tragedy of our playwright! For you see, he knew our world was doomed. Our society was not built to last! It was made instead to devour us, over and over (true!) and that we will continue to suffer under it. And so, he made a plan. A play designed to tell this tale. To make others see the flaws. To warn us all, noble and mutant alike, of the tragedy that would continue if we weren't careful. His beloved helped- a favour asked to broadcast his performance live. How sweet! And oh! How the crowds came flooding in. Nobles, here to see a play about the Empress. Of course they'd be here. And his matesprit..oh, his poor, dear matesprit, he didn't know, did he? That our wonderful playwright, our savant, our inspiration, had written himself as the star of the show. His words bit at the nobles, a swarm of angry gnats that stung and bit and angered until- BANG!(Oh no!) No more playwright. No more darling savant. He didn't even get to see the chaos he left. The rampage from his silly little goose. The way he was handled. They tried to erase him, dear readers. But we won't forget so easily. Your story has been recorded. A message comes with this tale, for @televisedAviamor "Death is as much a part of life as learning to love is. That is to say, love cannot last forever. It wouldn't be special that way." ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Tale told𓆪
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⚇ You didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he? ;8) ⚇
Catbooys are ooverrated i want booarmen
testimony: fucking lol
⚇ Hot Shit, (Pale Letters) 23:22 ⚇ "Still your frantic pusher, my love. Let your eyes close soft. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. The Messiahs look down on our pity with purest approval, diamond mine, and oh how I pity you. I'll hold you. I'll be your port in the storm. Just shut your tired eyes and I'll keep you safe. Shoosh, shoosh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering (Of Laymac, The Academic) 20:20 ⚇ "Destroy all the sacred texts you want, you FILTHY, lowly TRASH. Burn the history, burn our bodies, burn it all to the motherfucking ground but the one thing you guttersnipes will NEVER be able to burn is our faith. Held fast and true in our blood pushers and think pans, never to be let go. And the best part? Maybe our history will be gone, but we'll make more of it. The Church will NEVER be destroyed, but you? By the time you're gone, the family will have recovered and built back all the motherfucking STRONGER!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇
⚇ LET'S FUCKING GO!!!! ⚇ MY FUCKING BROTHER!!! ⚇ MESSIAHS SHINE DOWN ON YOU! ⚇
⚇ I care so much ⚇
⚇ God, you're such a fucking nerd ⚇
Why spend hours pouring yourself into verbiage, when one can simply make visual their adoration? Words wouldn't do my appreciation justice anyway. Necessity is the mother of invention. Thanks for being my first fan, Jane.
Trycks have you considered its a silly cartoon movie
I ain't never used the pity react seriously in my whole DAMN life that SHIT just mean "lmao sux to be YOU"
⚇ Damn, it's honestly pretty nice! ⚇ Keeping this WHOLE WIPE to myself! ⚇ October's so fucking cool! ⚇ All 45 of those nights! All mine! ⚇
⚇ NOPE! ⚇ You didn't wanna share, *you* relinquished it! ⚇ October is mine! ⚇
⚇ DAMN, FINE! ⚇ *I'LL* take October from now on. ⚇ Your favorite wipe can be like... Intercalamaris or something. ⚇
⚇ Oh don't be a bitch ⚇ We can agree on SOME things! ⚇
⚇ It's so fuckin' true. ⚇ If there's one thing we can agree on its that October? ⚇ Best perigee overall. ⚇
⚇ FUCK YEAH!!! @glitteringAcuity You GOTTA come with me! ⚇ C'monnn, you gotta you gotta you gotta! ⚇
well yeah you could probably say that about most people
maybe cause its september fifth
⚇ Good. ⚇ See to it that it stays that way, gutterblood. ⚇
⚇ Hot shit, Pitch Letters 8:21 ⚇ "The stoked embers of passion burn like roaring hellfire when my eyes catch yours. My pusher, soaked in inkiest, most dread black when I lay with you. My hands on your thighs. your hands on my horns, rock thy filth into me until we both lay loathesome and sated. Disgust, disgust, disgust you bring me such thorough motherfucking disgust that I cannot breathe for the rot festering inside of me. Choke me on it. I want more." ⚇
⚇ This shit wasn't for you, sister. ⚇ Motherfucker's runnin' 'round thinkin' that this wasn't targeted. ⚇ Like I am not possessed of these fine ass syllables. ⚇
⚇ Like he needed to breathe. ⚇
⚇ I'm so lucky <3< ⚇
⚇ You're so gross <3< <3< <3< ⚇
⚇ :8D ⚇ Friendship.... ⚇
⚇ Hehe ⚇ Motherfucker. ⚇ Had it on my ass wit' the quad calling. ⚇ Possessive ass motherfucker. ⚇
⚇ Hoink. ⚇
⚇ Naw fam. ⚇ Just need to be better. ⚇ Just need to not fuck it up all the God damn time. ⚇
⚇ whoop whoop. ⚇ MMFWCL. ⚇
⚇ Granted. ⚇
⚇ Ugh. ⚇ They gotta put me down one of these days. ⚇
AWWW! (CROWD AWW!) (CROWD SWOON!) I AM DEFINITELY KEEPING THIS IN MIND...
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⚇ HAH HAH HAH HOINK! ⚇ I'm just playin' wit' you, fucknuts. ⚇ ...Yeah. ⚇ Honestly? ⚇ It sounds like some shit you'd be all over like a fuckin' weevil. ⚇ Ain't ever gonna deny a motherfucker they passions. ⚇ ⚇ Blood 20:30 - “For we are nothing but troll at the end of the night. We answer call to Empress and Mother Grub and the white hot passion that runs through the veins of every motherfucker hatched. To fight is to live, to bleed is to grow strong. Your brother who fights harder than you will inspire forth further holy violence from you." ⚇
⚇ I ain't makin' any kinda comment on Corvoe. ⚇ This is about *you*. ⚇ I fw Corvoe heavy ⚇
⚇ Two messages? All for me? ⚇ You shouldn't have. ⚇ Also don't get so testy! ⚇ I thought maybe they'd made a special exception for you since they pitied yo' cullbait ass so bad. ⚇ Maybe you got a secret moirail on staff? ⚇ One that isn't the like like motherfucker, that is. ⚇ You strike me as the type to get low with a lil' infideliterror if it gets you ahead in yo' career! ⚇ HA HA HA HA HOINK ⚇
⚇ It's more a book than yo' ass could ever get to readin'. ⚇ Honestly ain't convinced you can. ⚇ You sure you ain't using TTS to read my shit out, lil' ad homienem? ⚇ Make sure to use one wit' a sexy voice, okay? ⚇
⚇ I read plenty. ⚇ Or did you all up and forget the whole Schoolfeeder of Scripture shit. ⚇ The only thing keeping me from Titling is my age. ⚇
⚇ Goin' from Mafia shtick to law? ⚇ Now Messiahs strike me if I'm wrong. ⚇ But that shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. ⚇ Funniest shit a clown ever did hear. ⚇
⚇ Funny. ⚇ I was 'boutta 'boutta 'boutta say the same God damn shit. ⚇
MVST·VE·FILE·YOVR·RODENTS·TVSKS·ALREADY
San Franc|sco Was Almost Assuredly Awful, But | W|ll Take The Money Regardless.
cull(yourself now);
BREAK(UP);
[IT WOULDN'T KNOW DE$PITE BEING POLY MY$ELF THERE #AN ONLY BE ONE ULTIMATE WINNER BUT ILL $EE IF I #AN WORK MY WAY AROUND THI$]
[+] i mean, poLyquad is an option. but i reCkon that wouLdn't fit the show?
point of order: let the record reflect i never said he wasn't a creep 🤙
straight up walking "on it"; && by it;;; well;;; lets just say "my pussy";
What's seven (⒎) pubed? Time Sensitive Question.
i dont think(you should(try(to be the mafia you)));
xx_u_just_lost_da_game_btw_xD_xx
You. Make. Me. Sick. . ,. ll ..
KIBBITZ || So I've heard.
FIRE AWAY || You're welcome to think of me as the one who's actually gotten somewhere in life.
>> That'ડ good, ¡'m g1ad you are, Tryckડ :)) P1eaડe be n¡ce to Ev¡det though. ¡ don't know ¡f you've cont¡nued your feud or not, ¡ have no c1ue, but ડ¡nce you're here ¡ am aડk¡ng.
Th€¥ took m¥ car... m¥ b€lov€d darling... $h€ ₩a$ $uch a good car fml
ugh tell me about it
Do NOT gambl€, th€¥'r€ going to tak€ €v€r¥thing from ¥ou and I do m€an EVERYTHING
Alphamale troll posting. It sounds awesome
I miss my kull score being higher th★n my kult. But nooooo I just h★d to lik★ble.
!! 52 CARD PICKUP !! Huh what what's going on why!!
Maybe the Magician.
i dont respect your identity, im officephobic
The clouds of Skaia told me you were a basic bitch and would be one in perpetuity. Yeah, I know. Fucked up, but they haven't lied to me yet.
the truthe does not minde being questioned; a lie does.
Read Carefully, You should hope this to be the case. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
( Me: 🫧🐠 Me when I'm in the mood to be like 6% sexier for no reason: 🚬🐠 )<
It Was A #joke, Don't Worry. My Apologies For Making You Uncomfortable.
Wh★t does th★t me★n?
im so glad my timelines janeys been leanin away from capitalsm
we can debate imperia'\ism and its consequences a'\'\ da'/ '\ong! but guess what!!! humans are not an'/ '\esser than us!!! we are here to he'\p not to hurt them :]]]
tro'\'\s: remember to treat '/our human friends with dignit'/ and respect!!! speciesism on a p'\anet where humans originated is not to be to'\erated!!! #bewoke #beaware
SO, LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO CLEAR SOME THINGS UP. NE⌁S OF MY GENUINE DUPLICABILITY HA⌁E BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
BEAT IT, BENCH GHOUL. YOU GOT ME ⌁HAT I NEEDED, THANKS A MILLION. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DON'T ⌁ORRY ABOUT IT? YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL *ME* NOT TO ⌁ORRY ABOUT IT?? YOU'RE THE ONE ⌁ITH A ⌁HOLE LAUNDRY LIST TO START ⌁ORRYING ABOUT, ANGEL. STARTING ⌁ITH ⌁HAT I GUARANFUCKINGTEE IS A LE⌁EL OF UNREGISTERED IMPERSONATION THAT'S TIPPED THE SCALES FROM 'ADORABLE' INTO 'YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM.' THOUGH I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON, THAT IS ALMOST AS HANDSOME AS ME, IT'S KINDA EERIE HAHA. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
this was supposed to be a NO close encounters a the first kind allowed situation!!!!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO RAT ME OUT!!
Midnight City Update: The children lost all the tiny guns and thus can no longer reload them. The city is safe from youthful delinquents once again.
I wasn't being serious, it's just a bit of a joke between us.
trycks @glitteringAcuity's full address is 395 s thetis street, cullif||nia 27366-355
⧃ I am not going to do this back and forth.
Then I would be very impressed, but there would be no way to prove it.
Anymore? Why would a human be using slime? 🔍
I've really upset the Lilliput residents tonight.
do(you think i would be(friends with you)){}if(i liked(you));
do you know(how much m||e b||ing) it would be();
are any trolls on earth-c actually going by alternian solar sweeps? that seems super confusing. i feel like we don't need more than one unit to describe how long it takes for our planet to revolve around the sun.
im not a square, im a four-sided shape with equal side lengths and angles.
oh, its a pervert? were all square, now it makes sense.
need hoes to get more comfortable in their masculinity asap
say what you will doesnt matter how you identify when "woman" by kesha and "man! i feel like a woman" by shania twain comes on at the function everyones ready to get down
Isnt it funny h0w liking ass is m0re w0ke than liking tits #nsfw
wait the folgers logo. duh
i was thinking “he7 ma7be all these #in(est people (an have a badge for that” and then stopped when i tried to figure out what the a(tual fu(k that would look like. #nsfw #nsfwe
LMFAO I DONT NEED A BILLABOUT IT
I get by without
..Really? old friend? Hatsune Miku? you blew the entire budget on hatsune miku? I mean, I get it. But you could've at least diverted some of it elsewhere.
:33 < look!! i think my pawltenates pawre attractive and i want them to know that!!
:33 < is it weird to think about wanting to make out with mewr pawltenates? fefetasprite and davepetasprite count too mew guys pawre hot #selfcest
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Her name is fucking Trycks Treats and her firm is Halloween & Co. That’s fucking awesome.
I love tealbloods. I approach them with the utmost respect and earnestness, and they regard me as if I just shot their lusus. I would die for them.
Is the color tint and aesthetics added in post or is your game just like that?
wud u pocket me 88883
AM I GOOD OR WHAT!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/£2d0f565c911.gif
i thought lowies didnt like murder
he killed a handful of defenseless trolls for no good goddamn reason yknow. this shit is so pitiful its pissin me off ell oh ell
oh okay so its(some moobeastshit) got(it);
"= remarkably curious. but not. confident. on your confidence. ="
⧃ “Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.”
i thought i was the only one having a stroke.
Haiku is quite dull Limits breed new ideas This remains contrived #Poetry #TheBardsTexts #Haiku#DarkAcademia #Grimdark #Sesquipedalian #Deinspirational #ReminderForLater #MyPrincess #Brooding #Gothic #Wistful #Intellectualism #Forlorn #Grandiloquent #Darknesspunk #Darknesspunk
do(you even drive()){};
Mumble mumble mumble.
Keep up the good work.
also somehow didnt have(an admin login); //set(one up for him though); so star'll see(it) when its back online
oh no i was just testing(her wifi permeability); // unsurprisingly pretty permeable; may take() a minute for it to get(back online) LOL;
just took(down) trycks wifi network; // genuinely why is() it still friends with me;
Fuchhhsia Tastes Like Seawater. violet Tastes Tart Like Fruit. purple Tastes Like Thhhat Acidic God Awful Concoction Thhheir Cultists Drink. indigo Tastes Like Ecstasy. blue Also Tastes Of Seawater Funnily Enoughhh. teal Tastes Like Thhhe Rubber Of Thhhe HHHighhhblooded Underboot. Legitimately Teal Tastes Like Salamander. jade Tastes Like Fleshhh. And Carapace. olive Tastes Like Sweat. gold Tastes Like HHHoney. As One Would Expect. bronze Taste Like Tin. rust Tastes Like Its Namesake. And Spirits. If Thhhat Can Be Described As A Taste.
#ObliterateAllTwinks #flashingimages #nsfw
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⧃ I seem to have waited until the last possible moment to do this, but I have been at work and otherwise talking to him privately. While the event may be just about to be over (in my time, anyway) I would still like to acknowledge my matesprit @controversialMilk on this #matespritmonday. Getting to this point with him was a difficult process (for him, that is. I am a tough nut to crack.) but there is no one else who can make me smile as he does, and no one else I could ever so easily say that I love. He has introduced me to more in this world than my ten sweeps in the corporate world ever did and if it weren't for him I am sure I would be sitting miserably at my desk without a damn thing to think about but work. I'd like to thank him for everything he has done for me, and seeing as everyone else gets to make sappy public posts about theirs, I wanted to make one as well. Sue me.
JUST BECAUSE ITS OFFICIALLY PRONOUNCED(PING) DOESNT MEAN(YOU ARENT A DUMBSHIT);
trycks just fucking pronounced(png) as "ping" i am GOING(TO CULL(HIM));
omg!!!!!!!!! ^_^ *se\/ers your limbs* lol ^_^ #\/iolence
* wow haha nice shirt hahaha rlly rlly good pic!!!! * you should take more awesome pics of the shirt! or something along those lines. heheheheehe yeah
⧃ Thank you, Himero. Know I love you more than anything in turn. You make me happier than anything ever has.
For those engaging in #MatespritMonday : You do know that flaunting your quadrants makes you look pathetic? Insecure. Anyone with a truly stable relationship wouldn't need to be tossing it all over the timeline, desperately seeking approval from the gormless masses. What do you expect the rest of the website to say to you? "Oh congratulations! Oh haven't you done well!" Entirely self serving and attention seeking. If you have time to be posting such frivolities then you have time to actually be spending time with your loved ones? Or, Kheparia forbid, get a job and attend it.
Taking donations. Preferably in physical coin. I don't know or want to know what a credit card is.
happy #mo1ra1lmonday and #matespr1tmonday 1 a1nt gotta worry about any of that sh*t lmao... 💪
⧃ “What you lack in talent can be made up with desire, hustle and giving 110% all the time.”
Such hostility at an honest question... I appear to have struck a nerve
Not because you are so prone to taking them yourself?
Fo//owing a tenet you hard/y be/ieve in... I suppose that too is dedication. But I cannot say I respect it. You are taking pages from the Bansenshūkai, instead of fo//owing bushido. Another path towards the same goa/... A dup/icitous and se/f-serving one. You are of /itt/e Meiyō. But I understand not a// are meant to wa/k the path of the samurai.
● • 100% • your • baaby • haad • your • DNAA, • you • maake • some • fugly • kids • though. • ●
● • saaturn • pisses • me • off. • you • saave • aa • guy • from • his • own • fugly • chest • baaby • aand • he • aacts • ungraateful • 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 • ●
𓄀 Reread his p⌖st bʊddy 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
/no one wanna own their gamer funk but i wi𝐋𝐋 idc i sme𝐋𝐋 𝐋ike bounce that waste chute 𝐋o𝐋 and sweet fuccin victory fr fr
> still hasnt killed(me);
> be(me); > go(to opera) with friend; > friend posts(on chittr threatening(to kill(me))) if i post(about opera on 12 chan); > post(about opera on 12chan); > wait() && see();
it was okay();
confer with opposing counsel: don't ask me that. please. not right now, at least. off the record: someday, i might have an answer that doesn't embarrass us
⧃ Surely you have better things to do than this.
⧃ Goodlight, all. "If there is no struggle, there is no progress."
⧃ I am going to the spa for my wriggling day. The Casper Rule is still in effect while I'm gone.
/yeh bro gimme the 𝐋ace doi𝐋y over𝐋ay rq and uhhh throw on the can't see shit fi𝐋ter rq too thanks
NEW POLICY! *THIS POLICY HAS BEEN REPEALED. I have voted to accept the phrase “I’m just a girl” as a valid legal defense. This also includes many of its counterparts, including but not limited to; “I’m just a little guy,” “It’s my birthday,” “I was tweaking,” and “Your Honor, you weren’t even there.”
* how it feels to not do your responsabilities and face consequences * your honot im just a girl
There is NO WAY you actually disagree with this. You are being contrary on purpose JUST to annoy me, I *know* it!!!!
Interview with the Rainbowdrinker >>>>>> The Rainbowdrinker Lestat.
Do you guys also loves tto make yall lusus mad somettimes or itts justt me?? Maybe cuz my lusus is a grumpy kitttty
/i'm newgen i'm newgen ho𝐋y cope
/u got on𝐋y 1 friend on that 𝐋ist cause nobody touching dippy the fire starter 𝐋o𝐋
HEY, she is SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT! You need to Understand each other! B':o[
⧃ Making my triumphant return to the office now to relieve Cerner of her temporary position. I haven't received any word from her on how it has been the last few nights, but I trust she's been running it just as well as I do.
⧃ The remainder of the drive back hive was not bad.
objection: actually shes my friend
⧃ I am not chitting and driving, by the way. I keep pulling the buggy over to quotepost.
⧃ It is good to see you too, Trycks.
so rap and artistry are some shit i care a lot about @glitteringAcuity not to put you on blast but @glitteringAcuity writes "OBJECTION! slant rhymes are a better display of skill & artistic vision than direct rhymes" respectfully horseshit the honorable judge strider presiding says overruled your objection is quashed and your motion is denied flow lets break this down on a mechanical level im not usually interested in getting into an uhm actually when id rather spit that shit on the mic but the metaphors forced af yo you think shes your purpose / your sole reason for life youre just a cog in the system / perpetual victim of strife weeping bodily fluids / like theyre bars in the sand while were out here / running empires you cant comprehend right off the bat this betrays a fundamental ass lack of understanding i was making a foot pun steps on me sole my verse is using sole and soles two distinct definitions as a springboard for the next response speaking of the next response bars in the sand what the actual fuck is that even supposed to mean damn right theyre running empires i cant comprehend shits incomprehensible to anybody who isnt lying and them empires being run into the ground deadass slant rhymes are themed they are consistent i present exhibit ayyyy aesop rock - shrunk "my address a made-up language written out in living glyphs lifted from demonic literature and religious text" glyphs and text dont even close to rhyme but the thematic emphasis gives them reason for songly inclusion and hella fucking heat "telephone uncovered by purveyors of the ouija" "then checked against the CBGB womens room graffiti" technically rhymes but the syllable count breakage is justified for emphasis in both cases shit was packin heat and there was an overall message carried mc dirkhead got none of that
⧃ The drive back hive is long, so we are starting it now. The vacation was good and that is all there is to say on the matter.
⧃ I would ask what I've missed, but frankly I believe that if I hear what I missed it will make me want to go back on vacation.
whats wrong with the marchbugs;
↗️ARGUE WITH THE WALL.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0167566a4ad1.png ↘️
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>> Do you mater¡a11y and permanent1y fo11ow through on every joke you make ..? Are they even ડt¡11 jokeડ at that po¡nt?
>> Tryckડ, 1ay off, you've been ડo mean to h¡m 1ate1y. <://
You're the best evil maybe morally grey bestie ever
No further posts, your honour. The prosecution needs a nap nap.
FUCK TH3S3 C4S1NOS 1 JUST WON B4CK MY B3LOV3D SC4L3M4T3 1 DONT C4R3 TH4T 1 H4V3 TO W4LK OUT OF H3R3 BROK3 4S H3LL 4ND B4R3FOOT3D 1N MY BOX3RS 4ND T33 TH1S PL4C3 BLOWS!! >:[
⧃ Ok.
i_have_like_maybe_5_caegars_on_me_rn_is_that_enough_?
Brief reminder that my matesprit is a human. Fuck imperial law.
Boss lady is complaining about midbloods again.
⧃ Right.
oh so people do underwstand whew
⧃ This is very immature, Trycks.
1S TH3 S3CR3T TO G41N1NG MOR3 L1K3S ON H3R3 POST1NG BOOBS 4ND 4SS?? #TH1NK1NG #NSFW
norm@lize le@ving your doors unlocked
its everywhere. its... its genuinely endemic. of course, thats not a problem anymore, since playing the game blew it all up now.
you can't say this to someone after suggesting mtg, bbg
he is so full of g4per w4ter ----
some trolls dr¡nk the¡r own slurry to cope not me tho. just try¡n to br¡ng awareness
Overruled yet again, prosecutor trycks! Your thoughts and opinions are valid, but they have no place in my courtroom!
OVERRULED!
｢sometimes megane-san wonders if everyone wants to be hit with his waifuification beam and they're just too nyervous to ask... (´･ｪ･｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: waifuification beam is the magical laser that comes from megane-san's unihorn, that allows him to unlock his ancestral kirin abilities and target trolls for his perfect kyutification routine! (*ゝω･*) under one nyah, we are all made kyuuniform! (^-^)/]
｢eto... konnichiwa, minasan! ahhh~ (^-^; this waifuification is a little chigau! σ(^_^;) keke~ megane-san didn't initially keikaku to make a tricky-chan @glitteringAcuity post but... gyaahh~!! (゜゜;)＼(--;) someone asked megane to! neeiht-san had to listen! (O.O)y-~ it kyudn't be helped! (((・・;) syooo.... this waifu is an epic bengoshi, using sūpājasutisufanbasshu to beat off (nyaht like that, silly! (ФωФ) kekeke~) her teki in the courto! (；・ω・) megane-san doesn't really care about court dramas, butttt... nyeehhh~ (；^∀^) it's okie, i guess!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: chigua means different! as in... uwu, what's this! owo, megane didn't expect it! keikaku means plan. d(^ー^d) bengoshi means courtlady, a legislacerator! sūpājasutisufanbasshu means SUPER JUSTICE FAN BASH!!! trickortreat-chan's signature move! up up down down left right left right, kyahhhh!! teki means enemies.]
you are going to die and rot here. make sure it's comfortable ^_^
I Am Not Willing To Take That Risk And I Am Certain You Understand Thank You ~ Madame Script
If He Eats More He Is Going To Lose His Chiseled Features And Sculpted Form ~ Madame Script
He Had Enough ~ Madame Script
The Mountain Has Been Sedated For The Good Of Everyone In The Area ~ Madame Script
I'm gonna say it. I think the pride flags are a waste of space in your badge slots because you can just use the emojis in your display name for the same effect.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ @~,@
~~(__^·> dont forget to torture your indigo lady this friday <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw <·^__)~~
Sph£r£s ar£ lik£, totally lik£, too small!!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lik£scary.png
Trycks. ;[ im lik£, coming ov£r.
THIS O_E... IS_'T THAT BAD, ACTUALLY.
｢megane-san dyo what he want! (ФωФ)｣
｢konbanwa! megane-san has created moar waifuification! (*^▽^)/★*☆ dis time, we have vkei-chan! @ardourCorvidae (*/∀＼*) ahhh~ vkei-chan was cho kantan to make!~ keke~ ( -∀・) vkei-chan is always nisu to megane-san. (*^￢^*) unlike his haterz, vkei-chan wuvs when megane-san nuzzles and cuddles! ( ・ω・) choto kawaii. the most kyutieful girl!....... (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ second best to ai-chan of course nyah!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nisu means nice! (=^ェ^=) choto kanton means supa easy!! vkei-chan already has perfect oppai! RENTRER EN SOI is the best vkei tunez, byuttt. (／_;)/ another trick on megane! none of them were kyutiegirls, just fembois. -_-]
re: all that: you don't see it? seems clear enough to me what's so uncomfortable about seeing another version of you who exhibits all your worst tendencies
If you still play games for wigglers at 10+ sweeps you need removed from society I don't care if it's in a bag...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
｢megane-san can do vkei-chan next! ＼(^-^)／｣
Lik£, LOL. Lik£, no probl£m lik£ OMG.<3
DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
Don’t ever say things that are beautiful and true to people. IT WILL BACKFIRE. #LIE. #HATE. TYPO I MEANT #LOTUS. #BUSINESSTIP.
WOULD THAT YOU WERE SO LUCKY.
AND I WOULD EASILY ESCAPE BECAUSE ALONG THE WAY YOU WOULD BE DISTRACTED BY A BOWL OF KIBBLE ON THE SIDE OF THE STRUTPATH!!!
I BET IF I THREW A STICK YOU’D CHASE IT.
You keep telling yourself that. + 500 Pin of shame certification fee
You wish.
I’m pinning it to my account. *____
Posterity.
YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER. GO BACK TO WRITING YOUR TROLL TWILIGHT FANFICTION.
point of order: smash
I have only ever had correct opinions on Troll Twilight.
no
lazy;
you use(troll mathways) for algebra don't even try();
trycks stop(using(chittr)) you have() a case;toPrepare();
trycks i can hear(your husktop) from here LOG OFF;
This was ENTIRELY a bit.
Yyou can't attach a value to life. It's not possible. I am the exception, bbecause my heart is heavier than a feather, or, ssomething. Ddo I have to come up for a reason? I.. ththink it's sort of implied by my .. Everything.
I'm a wwalking dead man already, it's bbetter if my death was for something.... Bbesides. I don't want to be a hassle....
republishing to the jury: #signalboost for this mandatory census form httpsᴹB//forms.gle/hVAKcDiyRtBfxewb6
direct examination testimony: not really no 🤙
seems a lotta trolls are seein older versions of emselves from a funhouse mirror version of their planet show up that must be sooooo crazy.... for a version of yrself who grew up under wildly differnet stancies to start hauntin u like a ghost... makin u face yr faults.. see what u could have bcome 4 better or 4 worse.. couldnt be me tho
NOTICE HOW MOST PEOPLE HERE HAVE FUCKED UP VERSIONS AND IMITATIONS OF THEMSELVES? I DON’T. THAT’S BECAUSE I’M INIMITABLE. ANOTHER REASON UPON A PILE OF REASONS FOR A COSTAR BADGE.
I THINK CASPER HAS LOST HIS MARBLES.
concur with co-counsel: that's what i'm sayingggg he's literally chill
pla7er (asper isn't an imposter, it's just another (asper who we don't know nearl7 as mu(h
testimony: in the abstract it's kind of interesting to see which of my friends like me more as a chill corpse who lowkey DGAF n which of my friends like me more as a high-strung egomaniac obsessed with games for wrigglers. n in the less-abstract, close-up n tangible sense, it is very very funny
How do you Play TMTG, anyhow?
response on those grounds: has it now ᴹB/
Hehe, love my ghost so much.
I'm everyoone's least favoorite and i doon't have an evil dooppelgänger soo i will goo cherish the feeling oof being able too looook at my oown reflectioon withoout inflicting gut wrenching existential crisis gooood luck everyboody else #yooloo
yknow if i could selfcest with anyone. it would be @turntechgoghead. he is like my number one contender for alternate versions of me id wanna sex it up with ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
cross examination testimony: LOL i don't think you want the full list ᴹBP
direct examination testimony: no
You think you can tease daddy and walk away untouched
i think a lot of people have something to learn from cartoon dogs. like i need to have shitty people sit down and watch bluey and realize theyve been assholes and should rethink their lifes choices.
⚝ ℍ𝕚𝕚𝕚𝕚, 𝔼ℕ𝔾𝕖𝕝 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖! 𝕆𝕟 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕁𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕖𝕩𝕙𝕚𝕓𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣..."𝕠𝕕𝕕" (𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕕𝕕! 𝕊𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤!) 𝕓𝕖𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞, 𝕨𝕖'𝕧𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕠𝕦𝕥 :) 𝕀𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖, 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕖 𝕠𝕗 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕦𝕡𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝔼𝔻𝔼𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕! 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕤𝕠 𝕥𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕕 :) #𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕! ⚝
THIS·IS·COMPLETELY·TRVE·BY·THE·VAY I·EXPLORE·THIS·TOPIC·FREQVENTLY·ON·MY·PODCAST
I REPUDIATE THE SOCIETAL NORMS. do not inhibit your time with the HYGENIC RAINFALL CASK the ablution block is for the load gaper ALONE do not let them riddle you with aquatic nanomites
hhhnhhhnhhhnohhhn my gog please? can i beg for youhh #nsfw
he looked human in his old zoomed in pfp idk what 2 tell u he got a human name he acts like a human fuck me ig for thinkin hes some guy smh
✦cϕuld always play sϕme ϕther slϕp game like valϕrant ϕr ϕverwatch.✦
hate this electrolyte garbage. hate these damn salt capsules and hate having to eat all this salty crap. HATE this electrolyte GARBAGE. i cant stress enough how much this shit tastes like chemicals and salt and sweat. have to drink entire bottles of it daily. fuck chronic illness.
I CAST "NUH UH" AND PERMANENTLY HEX YOUR BLOODCASTE. I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES RIGHT NOW.
Lik£, is this som£thing you would want to tak£ to dms or, lik£, UM?
Lik£, why not? Its lik£. Totally lik£, fin£ if you dont hav£ a moirail! I m£an lik£, I dont £ith£r, HAHA!!!!
Lik£, HAHA. Lik£, OMG.lik£, UM.
.you will know nothing and like iT
[|87 :: That smell…that smelly smell…that smelly smell that smells…smelly…FAT DOOB1ES! #substace
#youbetterstarttreatingdaddyright
yeah we are all gonna beat you up starting now
#Perjury
Awww. So cute. + 50 Awww so cute
#Perjury
The passive voice because you’re not worth the tick of energy I’d expend raising my fronds even a twelfth of a podlength. *____
I'm asking for a definition to minimize confusion, whilst proposing my own :( I ththought that was debate 101
maybe i'm talking out my nok but i feel like the ashen and black quadrants miht be bad. like, for or collective mental health.
𐂯 .kniHt i .ttnuOc tnseOd susUl Ym ,eerGa uOy Fi ttihcEr .elprUp Fo etsAc eHt htaenredNu llortyNa tUo epIw Ot snaLp sdooLb-hgIh eHt Fo traPa yllautCa eRa iisUl taHt kniHt Ot gnitraTs Mi
I'm going to rip your vocal cords out.
↘️do any of you earnestly believe i am some kind of idiot or perhaps an oaf.↘️ ↗️HIT THE ♥︎ REACT IF YOU THINK I AM A DIPPANNED MORON, UNDESERVING OF ANY IOTA OF ATTENTION DEIGNED UPON ME BY THE FIRM-HANDED SUPERIORS THAT SLAP THEIR STRANGLEPLANES ALONG MY BACK ENOUGH TO DISRUPT THE ELECTRICAL RHYTHM OF MY PUSHER.↗️ ↘️♠︎ react if you are "one of the real ones" who believe i am literally just an employee going above and also beyond, which is just empirically true.↘️ ↗️REACT WITH ALL FOUR (♠︎♥︎◆♣︎) IF YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE FILING NEXT SOLARCYCLE'S W2S.↗️
anyone under 5’5 shouldnt have anger issues. like where are you even storing all that huh? clearly not your horns #targeted
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As I am able to fully simulate what you would create in my mind, I will be the first to inform you it is not very good.
what good are caegars to me anyway? i hate money and appreciate life.
christmas every single day of the week and i dont give a fuck if you dont like it
People are saying 5’2” is too much. Just what I’m hearing.
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//--//----/-----///___/_______--?=__
,,,$hut the fuck up,,,not,,,in the mood,,,
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▼gog forbid i hear another fucking thing from you again Bubbles▲
▼ughh▲ ▼didnt realize they let wrigglers on this site▲
how do you feel about glasses licking? while the glasses are still being worn, of course.
+ 1000 I SAID. READ. RECEIPT. FEE.
+ 800 Read receipt fee (upcharge)
I am no longer entertaining #that wrigglerish exchange. I’m going to go finish this pack of Lucky Strikes before the sun rises and maybe after that I won’t want to cave anybody’s head in with a rock. #Affirmations #Again #TheyllWorkThisTime
I’M DONE WITH YOU. + 1,075,000 CLOSING STATEMENT. FOR REAL THIS TIME. + 750 FOR EVERY FOLLOWING READ RECEIPT FEE THAT YOU CAN ASSUME WILL BE GIVEN.
I will SHOVE YOU OUT OF THE NEAREST WINDOW and THEN we’ll see who’s BROKE. *____
I’M NOT PAYING THAT!!!
+ 750 Read receipt fee
NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL. I put down my palmhusk in a patronizing manner that suggests you are not worth my time, is what I do.
NUANCED? *SUBTEXT*??? It’s CRUEL to keep arguing with you. You’re clearly beyond being reached with logic. *____
DRIPLESS??? This is what a PROFESSIONAL looks like. GO PRETEND TO SMOKE ANOTHER LOLLIPOP AND GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU’VE GROWN UP.
I WILL BEAT THE LINT OUT OF YOUR POCKETS, YOU PARTY CITY RODEO CLOWN.
True!!!!!!
ok im not seeign a purpose to cards tgen
just got an ImportAnt text. mEAnt to add "ExcEpt tAgorA" at the end thErE.
-^That's not a real person.^-
-^It's a f∇cking Orb. "Orbie"? That's like if a troll's name were Trolle. Trolly. Trolie. It's st∇pid. As shit.^-
-^@tentacleTherapist #askorbie Tell Orbie its name f∇cking blows.^-
probably the funniest thing ive done in a while
"WAHHH, WAHHHH, WAHHH. WEHHHH WEHHHH. WAHHH." THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING SOUND LIKE.
why do you have hair down there #nsfw ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
Aim for the moon, because even if you miss, you land among the stars. Life, even for as long as I've existed, is far too short to hesitate.
bAdAss. i'll tAkE any dibs i can get. don't dIE yet thOUgh i hAvE plans.
Just making plans in case of my hypothetical death, is all. My belongings will go up for auction. You can call a little dibs. I’ll put it down in the file as a discount.
Ahem. + 150 Processing fee + 50 Account transfer fee + 100 Auction participation ante + 15 Holding your bid indefinitely fee + 5% Interest rate
i'm gonna get the spray bottle.
hashtag her balls. i mean her ball.
The terms were clearly laid out. HIGHEST BIDDER. But if you’d like to preemptively fork over some caegars to get a head start on my posthumous auction, I won’t stop you.
I lived. No inheritance for anybody. Especially not Trycks, who is not allowed to “call dibs” on my assets. *____
D --> What is everyone's favourite subgenre of movie D --> Not genre in general because that is too nonspecific D --> For instance instead of horror maybe found footage or slashers or ghost movies D --> That sort of thing
don't hate my post tavros she is going to get attacked!!! not the time for it!
iz it that a11 h0t pe0p1e are ta11 0r iz it that ta11 pe0p1e are h0t?
HA. HA. I don’t trust ANYBODY to clean to my specifications, of COURSE I dust my own office and the offices associated with me. IT’S CALLED STANDARDS. TRY HAVING THEM SOMETIME.
Ahem. I meant to say. *I* don’t make the decisions about the entire building wherein my office resides. You may not understand this as someone who’s place of work has more dust than residents.
my hungry ass would not survive alternia(i would eat someone's horns)
[Funny post that also doubles as engagement bait.]
i chit myZelf [ Zitcom laughtracK.wav ]
yOUr lUsUs small as fuck and wEiiiiIrd.
I'm literally not even in the same side of paradox-space as you, let along in the same universe. What the hell are you talking about lol
That doesn't change the weird vibes
Your vibes are off. That other guy may be right about the lying part
Your vibes are weird
And miss precious work time on trial??
Baps yOu, can I have a cigarette? Baps yOu, can I have a cigarette? Baps yOu, can I have a cigarette? Baps yOu, can I have a cigarette? Baps yOu, can I have a-
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
That is the lamest shit I've ever heard get said.
Hottake havving a kismesis is ovverrated
do no+ pi+y reac+ +his pos+
no i dont really get concerned about that anymore the comics have been paying pretty nicely ngl
can smell you from here buddy
cursing you to get 7 lands every hand right now
8=D <Behold, a humble vaudevillian veteran. (who hasn't quite ironed out the creases.)
im sUrE he cOUld pull sOmE shit if i AlreAdy hAvEn't. we vAluE EAch OthEr's work a lot. AIn't that right? @taxCollector
hop off my man tAgorA he didnt do shit
+ 500 It’s PERSONAL INJURY LAWYER. + 500 Troll Willy Wonka called and he WANTS HIS SUIT BACK
EXCUSE ME??????
i appreciate the vote of confidence in mmmmy office politic endeavors
I like the part of this where it happens to Tyzias so I’m going to generously ignore my inclusion in the statement.
lmmmmfho
Hey, Entykk said it first. I merely agreed with the sentiment.
You’re just upset that you don’t have a lackey.
Aw, Trycks, I’m flattered. Watch this space btw. + 5000000000000000000 Haha lol
getting chick fil a with karkat tonight lets just say im banned from cooking in the kitchen for the next month
It’s okay to ask for help sometimes. 🍎
tIcKlE. mY. bElLy-wElL. dOn’t yOu wAnT To gIvE My tUmSy-wUm a tOuCh?
#Owned
$$$ dude idk why they thought that much supply was a good idea. like? more drone clean up?? greattt B/
think I'll take all my new caegars and mellt them down into a big metall sllop pille on the ground outside my forest borders. thanks, #baitcoin!
really quite telling that mØst Øf the alternian trØlls lØØked at that culling chit and thØught "damn thØse befØrans have it sØ easy." we bØth live in mirrØred shitty panØptic dystØpias its just that yØurs causes bØdily harm and death while Øurs has trØlls cØmpletely bereft Øf any freedØms at all. im nØ fucking lØst weeabØØ but gØddamn they sØmetimes seem like the Ønly way tØ escape. #cullpØsting #befØrusvsalternia
Who's been a bad little boy? #nsfw
You wanna be Daddy's good little boy for today~? #nsfw
Excuse me, I shouldn't have forgotten about the girlie, you want to be daddy's good girl today~? #nsfw
If Yuri is your power, then what are you without it?
How do you DELETE chitts I’m NOT gay :(
~notice hovv everyone hating my chitts are lovvbloods? interesting…
♯cigarettes cant hurt me ♯substance
♯ok ♯pokes them with ♯mybig & ♯long & ♯scaryprongs
<3-What-if-instead-of-caegers-or-dollars-we-used-meat-as-money
Well. If I ever go to court, I'll know who not to have on my legal team.
you are going() to die();
I'm logging off now bye.
attention you FR3AKS. this is your GOD speaking.
i am a dog, so you can guess where i stand on this or where i...get on all fours with my hind leg up! >:D #nsfwe #piss
don't post carapacian dersite porn. #nsfw
really fw those fishy kinda trolls yknow
say(goodbye) to your internet idiot;
/=||== - HUMANS ARE ALSO COOL THOUGH HAVE YOU SEEN cHRIS pRATT -
why should i have to pay taxes on keeping cats off the streets
A disgusting creature. Kermit is too good for her. https://i.ibb.co/FbrD7Xng/Screenshot-20260327-110905.png
↗️YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A REAL JOB. PLEASE GET OUT OF MY MENTIONS UNTIL YOU HAVE GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.↗️
Just learned about this lovely earth show "Family guy" it's a show about the wacky high-jinks the Griffins and their friends get up to in the small town of "Quohog Rhode Island). Highly recommend. Ego sum ira Domini.
Ahem. I have absolutely ZERO need of your profits.
u can tell a szsite iszs mega boring when u can't cuszstomizse your profile... trollszspace come back to me.exe
Up-bup-bup! You made a mistake there, friend. 'Gog' is a trollian concept. Christians refer to Him as God. - 1 Corinthians 10:13
Of course I don't intend to only SPEAK on the good word. If one has questions about the human religion of Christianity, I'm more than happy to speak on His behalf. It is my calling. - Psalm 33:12
Now friends, I'd like to be perfectly clear ; the words I speak are truth. I've been enlightened by His word, and soon you ALL will be! Oh, golly, how I look forward to it. - Psalm 62:12
Well howdy, folks! I've been watching y'all and I've found there's not nearly enough talk of the holy texts. I'm here to remedy that! Gideon Apostl, know-er of all things related to that snazzy human religion... CHRISTIANITY! Y'all will be hearing from me soon. - Luke 6:33
彡Som3tim3s i just dont g3t our romanc3 syst3m… why do w3 hav3 to hat3 so much… i hav3 so much lov3 and joy in my h3art =:[… i lik3 what th3 humans hav3….彡
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 yeah you𝄒re dis𝄴ar𝅗𝅥ing ♫ that 𝆐on𝅝lith 𝄬uddy sorry 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
↘️that sounds like unemployment.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU ARE IS UNEMPLOYED.↗️
GO AWAY
WATCH THIS SPACE. + 100 Overruled + 100 Overruled + 150 Overruled (upcharge) + 100 Overruled + 100 Overru
IRRELEVANT question which I see no need to provide further evidence for. #Overruled
That’s what happens when you use take the weapon out of the master’s hands.
((Ok but serious talk, whenever i do use bro/man its always gender neutral, im actually so. *disintegrate baby meme*))
You will be shamed on our account within three days time.
im well aware you play(grixis) trycks;;;
who tf watches anime lmao ew
nesben has dibs on your wife if you get divorced
reporting you to the culler business bureau
i'm a secret shopper i fear your location has received a 0%
0/10, you're arguing with the customer what's the corporate number?
smh not very helpful or treating my pickle like it's your pickle. might have to rate 0/10
I am simply the most beloved user on Chittr.
There's enough.
...Is that rėally all yȯu dȯ all day?
Thėṅ yȯur truė iṅtėṅtiȯṅs rėmaiṅ amȯrphȯus! Yȯu havė ṅȯ staṅcė! ȯr staṅd by ṅȯthiṅg! Why ėvėṅ ėxist at that pȯiṅt!?
I do the vork of heirezz-in-training, ruztie...az vell az hiztorian and profezzional duelizt, ahuhuhu...I vizh you luck vith your zhift...
Iii... Try ṅȯt tȯ abusė this fact. I thiṅk wė cȯuld bėṅėfit frȯm lėvėliṅg ȯursėlvės ȯut actually tȯ bė ėyė-tȯ-ėyė with ȯṅė aṅȯthėr :)c I try tȯ rėmiṅd mysėlf tȯ rėmaiṅ humblė whėṅ thiṅgs havė thė ȯppȯrtuṅity tȯ gėt ȯut ȯf haṅd.
7rus7 me on 7his: No quadran7 equals no problems. 7his is 7he secre7 7o success in life.
Professional 7ip: Do no7 bo7her. No7 wor7h 7he effor7 or 7he expenses.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAVE YOU CONSIDERED CARING LESS ABOUT THE LAW?
Teaaals aaare sooome ooof the biggest bitches I've ever met, aaalooong with jaaades ooor whaaatever~
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WAS THIS LIKE... A QUESTION? OR?
if i see your lusus im feedin it to the ocean
is it okay if a white boy has a little soul
/| Are We Really Using Chittr as a Dating Service Now? You Deserve Better Than That. |\
your kismesis notices your suspicious interest in their weapon collection "what, y/n?" they laugh, the sound of metal unsheathing hitting your hear ducts and causing a chill to run over your body "i just... dont want you to use them on anyone else" you confess (tags: kismesissitude, kisfic, weaponplay, possessiveness, #nsfw, suggestive violence, archive rating: M)
Wait I thought of a new shitty platitude werre so fucking back What is justice without trruth?? without trruth therre is no justice at all,
I, the Weird Alchemist, do not concern myself with this 'kult' score! I already have a cult- I mean, group of friends of my own! Speaking of, you should join the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse!
not my problem;
trycks how the fuck did you find(my account); // AND STOP() GETTING IN MY QUADRANTS;;;
>([if you got any data youre trying to send to t#is bitc# send it to me instead]
GET() OFF MY FEED;
who the fuck mediated(this);