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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋⒈ — @tragicomedicDespot Tsarevna / Foremother of all Zalgo / The Witch of Doom / Her Highness / Judhri Ithaqa (if I can call you that) Look. The thrill of getting to psychoanalyze a GOD, ROYALTY, OR A ROYAL GOD never gets old. But I’m also Spooked EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I mean, can I just say what an HONOR it is to Psychoanalyze Her Highness!! HOWEVER, there are real, tangible CONSEQUENCES if I get it ✕✕✕! Can DOOM access a guy from a different universe?! I DON’T KNOW, MAN, I DON’T KNOW!!!! (CROWD PANIC) … Oh well! Let’s Take A Gander at Judhri ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋0 — @raucousJabberer Wyatte Vhance WARNING!! Hi (#conjecture!) Tonight, I am Being A Man. I don’t know whether I LIKE OR DISLIKE THIS ARTWORK, but here it is, front and center, for your gaze. I thought of just telepathically spawning this in the mind of whoever reads this. (I can’t do that, but I wish!) The outfit was a work of CREATIVE LIBERTY ON MY END, but you must forgive me——I have a maximum of five (⒌) distinct outfits in my wardrobe. And one (⒈) of them is a giant goose costume. It’s not going to Look Great. But I digress! We haven’...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒐ — @lovwerBoy Saturn (THE Saturn) WARNING: I’ve separated this post into two (⒉) sections. The latter will be entering some PRESUMPTUOUS TERRITORY, so heed the warning when it comes. You’ll KNOW when you see it. But what guy wouldn’t want to Hear More About Himself? Winking Emoticon! (B;o]) (No seriously please be careful) I think this guy’s platform cursed me with something because as I was writing this I could NOT stop humming The Smiths. Specifically THIS song: https://youtu.be/cJRP⒊LRcUFg Can you blame me? He PRACTICALLY exudes this energy! ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒏ — @germicidalManiac Pelagi Noctil Plume (plural: plumes) – AN UMBRELLA TERM encompassing any niduses of infection. Think a muddy puddle, dust particles emanating from a construction site, the moisture of a cough flung alarmingly close to your skin. We are NOT 🗨ing about squawkbeast feathers, people! Do Not Make My Mistake. Anyway. *in narrator voice, imagine a French accent* Ah… the Sea. So fascinating, so wonderful. We know more about space than what lies beneath these depths. Your average seadweller knows only slightly more than you do. We ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒎ — @temptedAnoxia Tekras Iszovh MYSTERIOUS ANATOMY?! (#suggestive) Just kidding. THAT WAS ENGAGEMENT BAIT, I THINK. YOU’VE BEEN CAUGHT HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER INTO MY TRAP. NOW YOU’RE DOOMED TO READ ALL OF THIS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! (Crowd Silence) (Leapfiend chirping) B:o] B:o[ … Let’s Take A Gander at Tekras Iszovh! (CROWD CHEER!) (CLANK) (CLANK) (CLANK) (Click click?) (Geiger Counter) (Are you still radioactive?) As stated by Tekras himself like a mantra, he is Not A Good Person. Nor does he want you to believe he is one (⒈). He ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒍ — @algorithmCarnage CZ (His name is out there somewhere but I know better than to Breach his Privacy!) *dreaming harp sound effect* (I am back at schoolfeeding. I am five (⒌) sweeps old, young and unassuming. Tonight, they’re teaching us the worst craft to ever blight Alternia: Coding. C++, specifically. A torture method disguised as Procedural Animation. There are tens of hundreds of errors in my code and my attempts to fix them are ever so fruitless. Visual Studio casts phantom errors like shadows over me in a lapse of sanity: I check ...Read more
Hi, all! These are #closed again. YAY! #gandertag ← ← ← for a general reference of the Stuff I Make! If it's caught your bulb, then keep one (⒈) out! What I SAY is only an extraneous observation of what your DEMEANOR and 'THEMES' might say about your psychology. Or at least, how MUCH can be said about you from a guy checking your virtual profile. Do also be aware that my analysis might not be ENTIRELY ACCURATE——after all, I only ✎ what I can see! (You will also be CLASSPECTED to the Best Of My Ability.) Thank you all for s↑porting my little hobby. B:o]
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒌ — @markZucc Zuccia Caziln (WARNING: hope you know Oinkbeast Latin, because histay illway etgay #uggestivesay!) (#suggestive) (#squeak!) Wait, THE Zuccia? I think I’ve heard of her! The recurring face of Rogue? Allure? *gulp*, the Other Ones (⒈s)? WOWIE ZOWIE. Can I just say, WHAT AN HONOR! Hi. People used to 🗨 about you. I don’t want to make any impressions that’ll turn me from Chittr Silly Goose to Chittr Slobbery Goose, but I’m glad you came over to get Peeped At. Let’s Take A Gander at Zuccia Caziln! (CROWD CHEER!!) (Wolf Whistle!) (Soun...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒋ — @audaciousConfident Rorian Matila I was going to do a Beast Factsheet for this intro, but instead I have a story for you all. Once ↑on a Time, I scrolled ↓ a certain demilady’s posts and had the greatest (WORST) idea (MISTAKE) of my life. (LIFE? WHAT LIFE???) I tried to BAKE——I mean, what’s the difference between watching those ASMR BAKING VIDEOS and TRYING THEM YOURSELF? You (Gander Grimzl) IDIOT. Baking in practice is an entirely different beast. The dough can SMELL YOUR FEAR. Every baking utensil has a personal vendetta against you. The...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒊ — @cryhoundColortura Florid !!!!!! We interr↑t your Dashviewing to bring you a VERY SPECIAL SEGMENT for the Yaoi Fairy himself. I’ve never written BL, so feel free to THROW STUFF AT ME if it’s Bad. These characters are from Stillbody Festivity, which I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT, FOR THE RECORD. But it’s pretty Vanilla from here. HERE WE GO: Morishige didn’t know how long he had been staring at the imperfections of the wall. A featureless, unassuming display, and yet he couldn’t help but peer at it like there were secrets in the offbeat...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒉ — @glaringActuality Trycks Treats WARNING: #LONG … Wait a minute, haven’t we already DONE Trycks Treats? YES! WE HAVE! But this is a DIFFERENT TRYCKS. This one (⒈)… is DEAD. (CROWD GASP!) (Is saying Dead insensitive? Geese, I hope not. Existentially challenged? Unalive? No, unalive is dumb. What is this, Newspeak on a Budget?) This blog will be a little different than the others: I want to begin with JUXTAPOSING THE TRYCKSES before delving into who Dead Trycks is. (For that, I want to politely redirect you to PART ⒈⒏ OF THIS WINDINGLY-LO...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒈ — @carbonatedCaravanserai Sokari Urvari ME: Good Guzzling Grief! I’m SO Thirsty and I’m about to Die because I don’t know WHAT to drink! (Enter the HUMBLE SODA CAN) ME: What’s THIS? A SOFT DRINK, for LITTLE OL’ ME? Oh wow, you shouldn’t have! I am the MOST PARCHED MAN EVER, and you’re letting me suckle from the moobeast teat of effervescence. I’m forever GRATEFUL–—and this could be YOU if you directed yourself to the TAGGED LADY’S account and filed a request for some of that SWEET, SWEET ELIXIR. No, this isn’t An Advertisement. This is Gande...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊0 — @celestialAbsurdity V WOWIE ZOWIE! Who’s THIS mysterious lady, I hear you reading in your mind and therefore Thinking Yourself? This, folks, is my CLOSEST, MOST ANONYMITICAL INTERPRETATION OF V, whom I consider to be among the more CRYPTIC of the Chittr site. You’ve probably seen a number of these ‘CRYPTIDS’ inhabiting the gaping wound of our be♥d website, whether their behavior be recognized through GIMMICKERY, EDGYMAXXING (not to be confused with Edging #suggestive), BEING A HORROR COMPREHENDED ONLY ON THE PLATFORM, or an UNHOLY MIX OF THE...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒐ — @gestaltCreophage Lepida Fidrak The dragon is A BEAST OF HUBRIS. It prides in how MIGHTY its stance is, how its GAIT makes the ground shake, how its flight makes the winds quiver before its glory. The scalebeast knows the taste of viscera like a loyal friend, and tends to its battle scars like trophies carried on the skin. It keeps its head ↑ to challenge the Sun, saying, “I know what I am and it’s all that you will never be: a terror tangible to the life you punish, a theft to the flesh you char. My kindness is leaving no trace to my craft,...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒏ — @gadaboutTrickster Jinx Egbert Jinx Egbert has a Shocking Secret. She is actually the HIT CHARACTER S↑er Mario from the Nintendo series. (CROWD GASP. WHAT?!) YES, I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but the evidence is Beyond Reasonable Doubt. Don’t let her choice in BLUE deter you from the fact Mario still wears those bluested overalls. The URGES TO WAHOO can never lie. THEY NEVER. LIE. That’s IT. That’s the end of the post. KEEP SCROLLING. LEAVE ME ALONE. I need to Ruminate On This. FOREVER! *a single tear rolls ↓ my face* … OK, ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒎ — @croesusKingpin Ritchy Keldam You ever know a guy that you’re massively fascinated with but lack the courage to say HI? That is, admittedly, how I feel about Ritchy. Yeah, I’m a FAN. That’s not even because of the Conglomerate Business He Runs. (But then again, anyone (⒈) would be fanboying over the guy with the pith of ‘RICH’ in his name.) HE’S JUST COOL, AL→? Let me dote over a guy before I PICK HIM APART. Figuratively. Anywho. Let’s Take A Gander at Ritchy Keldam! (CROWD CHEER! *camera flashes here!* Better STRIKE A POSE!) Ritchy...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒍ — @chattyKraken Alaina Vertai NO WAY. We’ve got an EMPRESS this time! Am I scared? NO! (*sweats bullets*) Before we begin, I would like to PREFACE this feature with a Good Ol’ I’M NOT LIABLE FOR ANYTHING I SAY HERE. Alaina came to me HERSELF and asked for it! Also I know a really good legislacerator, so I'm probably safe. Yep! I’ll be OK. (She SAID SO!) Let’s Take A Gander at Empress Alaina Vertai! (THE CROWD CHEERS ESPECIALLY LOUD FOR HER!!!) If I had to describe Alaina in one (⒈) word, I would say A LOT. (But Gander, you IDIOT, that...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒌ — @abyssalAttachment Zhiyas Falyih (Does this count as a PRIDE MONTH SPECIAL?) WARNING: This Feature gets pretty LUVELY-DUVELY. A, uh, #YAOI as the POPUCLIMATE would call it? Actually if you’re into yaoi, KEEP READING. Or don’t. Autonomy is an AMAZING THING. (Sorry in advance, Zhi.) So here’s a funny story. Zhiyas and I met a WHILE ago on an old OLD OLD program called Trollian (if anyone still knows what that is). He and I JUST SO HAPPENED to find each other in a sea (pun unintended) of others. Back then, it wasn’t anything special: he had his ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒋ — @gardenGuided Jade (?) To the Jades out here: do you guys REALLY have the urge to chase purrbeasts? What do you think of all the Nepetas on here? And. Yep. Those are all the Questions I have… NO WAIT. Do you or do you not ✂ holes in your clothing to accommodate for your tails? Do all Jades have tails? OK OK *NOW* THAT’S IT. What’s happening, chat! Here’s an exciting one (⒈)! It’s JADE! I adore her, really. She’s such a ray of moonshine. But let’s not WASTE TIME! Let’s MAKE SPACE! (LOL!) Let’s Take A Gander at Jade! (Harley?) I’m eag...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒊ — @servingProctor Pylaae !!!!!! / Locksick This fellow noted they didn’t have A LOT TO OFFER, and I thought to myself, DON’T WORRY! I’ve got this one (⒈) in the SIZABLE TROLL-SHAPED STUFFELBAG. As I like to say, QUALITY > QUANTITY. It’s not ALL ABOUT WHAT POSTS HAVE ON THEIR COVER. In the world of using your MAGNIFYING GLASS to spot the Nuances, INFERENCE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. Your ONLY FRIEND. OK, KIDDING. NOT YOUR ONLY FRIEND. BUT IT’S A GOOD TOOL TO HAVE. THAT AND I’VE NEVER TOLD SOMEONE NO! (Unless you have like, NO POSTS AT ALL… thoughidontkno...Read more
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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒉ — @veritysGleam Hicari Ahymza Guys. Guys I’m Kind Of Scared. GUYS. GUYS!!! *smells everyone already scrolling off my post* *freaks out* HELP!!!! IF I SAY THE ✕ ✕ ✕ thing, am I going to be Dealt With cullquette style? AM I? PLEASE LIE TO ME. I’M GONNA BE FINE, ✓? ✓??? … Oh well! Let’s Take A Gander at Hicari Ahymza! (CHEER!! FLAY!!!!) Hicari is YOUR material gill. She’s the flarper by the harbor. The martyr of hearts(er). The mistress with a Kill List (Lest?). I’m just jazzing at this point. ANYWHO. The first thing you notice is t...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒈ — @lunarL↑ine Lunarl !!!!!! (Yes, I’m going to keep doing this to the folk with no recorded surnames. Yes, I know it’s Getting Old.) OK. UNRELATED, but it’s kind of shocking that the guy is one letter off from my matesprit (Hi Dearie ♥ ♥ ♥), though this doesn’t have anything to do with Lunarl AS A PERSON. If that last L was an I, I would REALLY be scratching my head. Anyway. What’s ↑ farmers. We’ve got a HOOT (or a Howl!) of a specimen tonight, so let’s get → INTO IT! Let’s Take A Gander at Lunarl! (A CHEER HERE! A BLEAT THERE!) Lunarl is...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉0 — @thegoodScratchdoctor Doc Scratch, the Good / Catholic (informally) As promised, here is the ARTWORK: https://file.garden/aZrbEVKh⒊wfTGmpc/docscratch.png Art is NOT my strong suit but I tried my best! I’ll be honest. I was not expecting one (⒈) of the game’s inevitabilities to come KNOCK-KNOCKING at my METAPHORADOOR to have a well-angled hit at his Psyche. For someone who sits at the precipice of TOTAL OMNISCIENCE, you would presume he knew himself well enough. It’s the Facilitator of Fate himself. You guessed it. It’s *THE* DOC SCRATCH. (...Read more
Hi, all! My psychoanalyses are CURRENTLY CLOSED. #gandertag ← ← ← for a GENERAL REFERENCE of the Stuff I Make! If it's caught your Bulb, then be on the lookout for when they REOPEN. I do warn you: the things I say might be SUBVERSIVE TO YOUR SELF-IDEATION. Please only ask if you would like to see an angle of how you may be Extraneously Perceived. Do also be aware that I could be ✕ ✕ ✕——after all, I only ✎ what I see. Thank you for everyone (⒈) who's s↑ported this little hobby. You all mean A LOT to me.
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒐ — @pearlescentPetals Azalea Tulipa DIS-CLAM-ER!!! This post makes mention of some good ol’ (Bad) #BODYHORROR AND #GORE! If that leaves a BAD TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH, please keep scrolling! So. FASHION. I don’t have a lick of it, admittedly, so I’m a little Out Of My Field when I 🗨 about someone (⒈) who clearly knows it like an old friend. What I DO KNOW, however, is how rampant and VIOLENT fashion trends can be. I see some folks wearing accessories like statements. Particularly about WHO THEY ARE. Pick your poison like coloured flowers, let’s Take...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒏ — @glitteringAcuity Trycks Treats / Filigree Hallowen The first run-in I had with a LEGISLACERATOR was leagues more tense than what my siblings told me they’d be. “Are you SERIOUSLY FRIVOLIFRETTING?” They teased me. “They’re as dangerous as a proboscized buzzbeast!” For the record, that got heads rolling. Literally. When they capitulated via decapitation. Oh, and died too, I guess. It was a good thing I wasn’t standing TRIAL OR ANYTHING when I met him, because that could’ve been ME, TOO! (CHEER! SWEAT!) But I’m not here to make a JUDGE OF CHA...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒎ — @exuberantArchivist Soleah Doreth *☎ ringing* Hello, Troll PIZZA PLACE? I would like to order a Burger. (LOL) … What? You actually sell those? [HONK], OK. Actually, you BETTER keep your story straight. Who do you think you are? A foodie conglomerate? ⒈ ★. You should HUMBLE YOURSELF, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, gamers, I got Hungry On Main (HOM). Let’s get into the main course. And by THE MAIN COURSE? Heh. Let’s Take a Gander at Soleah Doreth! Soleah is the type of troll you’d meet at a party, maybe in pas-sing, maybe → i...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒍ — @fatallyForever Lialyi Pehtal GLOWERWARNING: This post discusses some #SOCIETALDISCOURSE alongside mentions of #violence and #identityalteration. If this isn’t your C↑ OF SCALDING HOT LEAF WATER, I suggest you skip the read. Stay safe, folks. Hello, world! I have a LOT to say about this case, so there’s no OVERTURING FUNNY BUSINESS. And by that I mean an intro. Let’s Take A Gander at Lialyi Pehtal! If it wasn’t clear to you already, viewreader, I am a person who is repulsed by the extractive nature of our HEMOSPECTRUM. It’s the closest...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒌ — @invasive♥bug (aww!) Bodie !!!!! (That’s five exclamation marks for you!) Folks, I have a theory. This BODIE FELLOW? Yeah, their name is an ACRONYM. Bodie ACTUALLY STANDS FOR: B - BUBBLY O - OVERDRIVE D - DETERMINED I - Nevermind I couldn't come ↑ with anything else E - I don’t know where I was going with that. Actually, I MIGHT’VE been onto something, I just need to work smarter, not farter. And besides, the name Bodie feels like it MEANS something, aside from the fact it rolls off the lingual muscle effortlessly. Bodie. Bodie. ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒋ — @tenaciousTheologist Roan Lalonde There was a point during my developing sweeps where I wanted to achieve this level of goth. It never worked out. A lot of my clown sibs were HATCHED TO COUNTEFACE THE METAL, but I’m just a Regular Ol’ Guy™, you know? I was never ✃ out for it! (Also, my resting face is literally B:o]. I look like a dummy!) Oh, but there was this time where I went karaoking and sang all these mushy gushy songs with my late matesprit. The two (⒉) of us had so much fun back then, wearing clothes that didn’t CONFORM TO THE HEMOSPECT...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒊ — @alpacalipsArise Aradia Megido, the Godhead (This one's more confronting than usual. I apologize in advance.) When I look at the night sky, I think of what’s beyond; the swallowing darkness ↑ there; the meticulous polaroid of everything and nothing in chaotic simultaneity. When you are gone, these bodies will outlast you. As you reach for the ★s, the likes of which your body was never prepared for, you begin to lose yourself. What a terrifying thought it is to be Nothing in the grand scheme of things. (SOMEONE THROWS A TOMATO AT ME.) OKA...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒉ — @trolliMedemf Trollimede / Triton Lunate TO PREFACE: WARMBLOOD: (PLURAL: WARMBLOOD) An umbrella term referring to all trolls sitting in the LOWER HALF of the hemospectrum. A more AMENDECLUSIVE title than the use of ‘LOWBLOOD’, taking denotations to the temperature of blood over extant hierarchical status. ALLY: An individual or gro↑ who stands in solidarity with a person or marginalised community. (Trollimede uses her privilege as a fuchsia blood to advocate for WARMBLOOD →S.) Hello everyone (⒈)! I am BACK and ready to tackle some of thes...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒈ — @eclecticEngineer Pascal W→ … LOL. HAHA. OOPS. PASCAL W→* (?!?!) Sorry, FORCE OF HABIT. Why don't I just say Pascal from now on? HELLO ALL. This will be my last PROBEYPRODDYPEOPLEY POST for a few nights. Unfortunately, the unwavering claws of DEBILITATING SELF-AWARENESS have claimed their glory over me, and now I am being stranglechoked by my own discomfort. But I guess that’s your TYPICAL THURSDAY! (Good Gog, I MUST go frollicking in the woods and swim in an unclaimed body of water for a cleanse.) This platform is full of ranters, ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈0 — @[HONK]istMint (UGH. AUTOCENSOR.) Mintyl Tsurga *TEN!* That’s TEN WHOLE posts a(p)out people-palavering and it hasn’t even been a WEEK yet! Someone, get me an ENERGY SLUDGE. FLAT WHITE, TWENTY SUGARS. This momentous occasion calls for a TERRIBLE PARODY. Here I go: (To the tune of Bring me to Life by Evanes Scence. The camera gradually zooms into Mintyl’s face. He’s smiling like he’s being made to.) How can you see into my bulbs Like office doors? Leading you ↓ the Skorpe System Where I’ve a corp’rate smile Working a job (oooh) Has g...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒐ — @controversialMilk Himero !!!!!! (That’s six exclamation marks! Congratulations!) As I was Taking A peek at this user’s page, something very VERY PECULISCARY occurred. Is this meant to happen? ASKING FOR A FRIEND. (https://file.garden/aZrbEVKh⒊wfTGmpc/what%⒉0the.PNG) Perhaps this was a warning to not speak ill of the Token Limeblood. NOT THAT I WAS GOING TO. To anyone out there considering to, though, take this as a courtesy call. The smoothest power tool is a sander, let’s Take A Gander at Himero! (CROWD SCREAMS ESPECIALLY LOUD. I get...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒏ — @unboundUraeus Uraeus / Calliope / U-sprite (?!) Chello Cheverybody. Happy Lusus day or Sick Nasty Sunday. (What?) Today we have quite a SPECIAL User. As in, she taught me more about my encroaching interests than the GRUBNET ARCHIVE has. In that regard, my thanks are flourished in a sudden stretching ↑roar of a THANKSPLOSION. (WOW!) Here’s to hoping I am not as erroneous baloneyous as the… *gulp*, Casperstrophe. (COUGHS AUDIBLY INTO A CLOSED FIST AND PUNCHES A WALL. IT BREAKS COMICALLY.) Mirthful tricks with double-handers, let’s Take A ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒎ — @chillerAficionado Casper Cooper (HOLY [HONK], your last name was annoying to find. Are you detached from it by any chance? Just to let you know, I was going to give you the surname ‘Dinner’. It fits the naming scheme AND aligns with your FAME REFRAIN. You are also a Chittr snack. So yeah. You should reconsider. Sorry about the photographic memory. And also the C-A-R-S. See this isn’t explicitly mentioning it because I spelt it out, so checkmate.) Surely me, a PRO, won’t CRASTINATE on this Chittrgoer, but here we are. It’s like, handling a l...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒍ — @naughtyTechnician Kryqus Xyllem PERVERT ALERT: I am no lewd boomer, but there is some CRUDE HUMOR in this one. These jests are prefaced with the good old #nsfw tag. Take care of yourselves, gamers. I am not even joking folks, I was ★ing at this fellow’s profile picture for a perspiringly hot but INDETERMINATE NUMBER OF MINUTES. But THEY were looking at me first, OKAY? Don’t get your skimpy garments in a TWIST, PAL. If you were in my shoes, you would be walking ALL THE MILES to the train of thought, just to HITCH A RIDE to the burning que...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒌ — @watchingAuthor Profor Tempus Who ♥s big thick walls of text? I know I do! And you should too, since you guys are always WAFFLEPANCAKING about loving big and thick things. (CROWD LAUGHTER) A warning in advance: I get unapologetically corny. If this isn’t to your LIKING, I s↑pose you should scroll ↓ so you can get back to your REGULAR CHITTR SCHEDULE. Of giving hearts to big and thick things. Questionably paranormal pander, let’s Take A Gander at Profor Tempus! Entering Profor Tempus’s domain is like discovering what remains of a library aft...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋ — @tentativelyTenebrous Burais Karleh ME: Welcome to my Scenario Store, what can I get you? YOU: Ah… I’m so Green ME: Are you? YOU: In steady increments of 0.⒌% ME: This is a terrible introduction. One (⒈) Hi and it was history, and who would ever pa-s-s ↑ an opportunity to be seen by the guy who has a Synonym of Look in their name? Illegal to jerriemander, let’s Take A Gander at Miss Burais Karleh! I will be alternately using SHE/IT since I’m not a [HONK], and ESPECIALLY NOT a piece of SHE/IT. (Wow!) Her content revolves around two ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊ — @voxAngeli The Frostmancer So the boredom strikes Chittrgoers again. And my oh my! We’ve got a verified poster on our (MY) cold, prosthetic hands. But what do badges mean in the grand scheme of things? (I-It’s not like I’m jealous or anything! Hmph!) Oh, what a feeling it is to… wait a second… HEY! “I'm from Earth, I'm a trans woman, and I'm not a human. That's all the personal information you're getting out of me! :P” (DUN DUN DUN!) WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* YOU’RE KEEPING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AWAY FROM OUR NEEDY CLAWS! Hey, you came t...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉ — @isolatedWreckage Leynah Gohnix So your curiosity has taken its first, stuttering steps into my realm of introspective… Don’t be afraid. I don't usually bite. LOL. Saying it kindly, what a SPECIMEN this user is. The development from a big bad bully to a Fairybullian goldblood is a COMEDIC TONAL SHIFT. But my digressions aren’t what you’re here for. Not here to slander, let’s Take A Gander at what Leynah Gohnix has in store! (Jingle and Crowd Applause.mp⒊) By the looks of it, she’s the austere type with an activity record for an account page...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈ — @unashamedUnmaker This user came to me in a spur of BOREDRIVEN WHIM, asking me to look into his dark, doombearing bulbs and tell me what I see. And what I see, buddy, might be a lot more than what you’ll be happy to hearread about. With a might that makes you flounder, let’s Take A Gander into what Reconquerating CALDERUS has to say. (And learn some CHERUBIOLOGY while we’re at it!) So we all know them. Subjugglators idolize them, those charmingly obfuscating quasideities. Cherubs are a curiosity of their own, and by the looks of it,...Read more