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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒉ — @trolliMedemf Trollimede / Triton Lunate TO PREFACE: WARMBLOOD: (PLURAL: WARMBLOOD) An umbrella term referring to all trolls sitting in the LOWER HALF of the hemospectrum. A more AMENDECLUSIVE title than the use of ‘LOWBLOOD’, taking denotations to the temperature of blood over extant hierarchical status. ALLY: An individual or gro↑ who stands in solidarity with a person or marginalised community. (Trollimede uses her privilege as a fuchsia blood to advocate for WARMBLOOD →S.) Hello everyone (⒈)! I am BACK and ready to tackle some of thes...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒈ — @eclecticEngineer Pascal W→ … LOL. HAHA. OOPS. PASCAL W→* (?!?!) Sorry, FORCE OF HABIT. Why don't I just say Pascal from now on? HELLO ALL. This will be my last PROBEYPRODDYPEOPLEY POST for a few nights. Unfortunately, the unwavering claws of DEBILITATING SELF-AWARENESS have claimed their glory over me, and now I am being stranglechoked by my own discomfort. But I guess that’s your TYPICAL THURSDAY! (Good Gog, I MUST go frollicking in the woods and swim in an unclaimed body of water for a cleanse.) This platform is full of ranters, ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈0 — @[HONK]istMint (UGH. AUTOCENSOR.) Mintyl Tsurga *TEN!* That’s TEN WHOLE posts a(p)out people-palavering and it hasn’t even been a WEEK yet! Someone, get me an ENERGY SLUDGE. FLAT WHITE, TWENTY SUGARS. This momentous occasion calls for a TERRIBLE PARODY. Here I go: (To the tune of Bring me to Life by Evanes Scence. The camera gradually zooms into Mintyl’s face. He’s smiling like he’s being made to.) How can you see into my bulbs Like office doors? Leading you ↓ the Skorpe System Where I’ve a corp’rate smile Working a job (oooh) Has g...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒐ — @controversialMilk Himero !!!!!! (That’s six exclamation marks! Congratulations!) As I was Taking A peek at this user’s page, something very VERY PECULISCARY occurred. Is this meant to happen? ASKING FOR A FRIEND. (https://file.garden/aZrbEVKh⒊wfTGmpc/what%⒉0the.PNG) Perhaps this was a warning to not speak ill of the Token Limeblood. NOT THAT I WAS GOING TO. To anyone out there considering to, though, take this as a courtesy call. The smoothest power tool is a sander, let’s Take A Gander at Himero! (CROWD SCREAMS ESPECIALLY LOUD. I get...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒏ — @unboundUraeus Uraeus / Calliope / U-sprite (?!) Chello Cheverybody. Happy Lusus day or Sick Nasty Sunday. (What?) Today we have quite a SPECIAL User. As in, she taught me more about my encroaching interests than the GRUBNET ARCHIVE has. In that regard, my thanks are flourished in a sudden stretching ↑roar of a THANKSPLOSION. (WOW!) Here’s to hoping I am not as erroneous baloneyous as the… *gulp*, Casperstrophe. (COUGHS AUDIBLY INTO A CLOSED FIST AND PUNCHES A WALL. IT BREAKS COMICALLY.) Mirthful tricks with double-handers, let’s Take A ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒎ — @chillerAficionado Casper Cooper (HOLY [HONK], your last name was annoying to find. Are you detached from it by any chance? Just to let you know, I was going to give you the surname ‘Dinner’. It fits the naming scheme AND aligns with your FAME REFRAIN. You are also a Chittr snack. So yeah. You should reconsider. Sorry about the photographic memory. And also the C-A-R-S. See this isn’t explicitly mentioning it because I spelt it out, so checkmate.) Surely me, a PRO, won’t CRASTINATE on this Chittrgoer, but here we are. It’s like, handling a l...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒍ — @naughtyTechnician Kryqus Xyllem PERVERT ALERT: I am no lewd boomer, but there is some CRUDE HUMOR in this one. These jests are prefaced with the good old #nsfw tag. Take care of yourselves, gamers. I am not even joking folks, I was ★ing at this fellow’s profile picture for a perspiringly hot but INDETERMINATE NUMBER OF MINUTES. But THEY were looking at me first, OKAY? Don’t get your skimpy garments in a TWIST, PAL. If you were in my shoes, you would be walking ALL THE MILES to the train of thought, just to HITCH A RIDE to the burning que...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒌ — @watchingAuthor Profor Tempus Who ♥s big thick walls of text? I know I do! And you should too, since you guys are always WAFFLEPANCAKING about loving big and thick things. (CROWD LAUGHTER) A warning in advance: I get unapologetically corny. If this isn’t to your LIKING, I s↑pose you should scroll ↓ so you can get back to your REGULAR CHITTR SCHEDULE. Of giving hearts to big and thick things. Questionably paranormal pander, let’s Take A Gander at Profor Tempus! Entering Profor Tempus’s domain is like discovering what remains of a library aft...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋ — @tentativelyTenebrous Burais Karleh ME: Welcome to my Scenario Store, what can I get you? YOU: Ah… I’m so Green ME: Are you? YOU: In steady increments of 0.⒌% ME: This is a terrible introduction. One (⒈) Hi and it was history, and who would ever pa-s-s ↑ an opportunity to be seen by the guy who has a Synonym of Look in their name? Illegal to jerriemander, let’s Take A Gander at Miss Burais Karleh! I will be alternately using SHE/IT since I’m not a [HONK], and ESPECIALLY NOT a piece of SHE/IT. (Wow!) Her content revolves around two ...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊ — @voxAngeli The Frostmancer So the boredom strikes Chittrgoers again. And my oh my! We’ve got a verified poster on our (MY) cold, prosthetic hands. But what do badges mean in the grand scheme of things? (I-It’s not like I’m jealous or anything! Hmph!) Oh, what a feeling it is to… wait a second… HEY! “I'm from Earth, I'm a trans woman, and I'm not a human. That's all the personal information you're getting out of me! :P” (DUN DUN DUN!) WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* YOU’RE KEEPING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AWAY FROM OUR NEEDY CLAWS! Hey, you came t...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉ — @isolatedWreckage Leynah Gohnix So your curiosity has taken its first, stuttering steps into my realm of introspective… Don’t be afraid. I don't usually bite. LOL. Saying it kindly, what a SPECIMEN this user is. The development from a big bad bully to a Fairybullian goldblood is a COMEDIC TONAL SHIFT. But my digressions aren’t what you’re here for. Not here to slander, let’s Take A Gander at what Leynah Gohnix has in store! (Jingle and Crowd Applause.mp⒊) By the looks of it, she’s the austere type with an activity record for an account page...Read more
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈ — @unashamedUnmaker This user came to me in a spur of BOREDRIVEN WHIM, asking me to look into his dark, doombearing bulbs and tell me what I see. And what I see, buddy, might be a lot more than what you’ll be happy to hearread about. With a might that makes you flounder, let’s Take A Gander into what Reconquerating CALDERUS has to say. (And learn some CHERUBIOLOGY while we’re at it!) So we all know them. Subjugglators idolize them, those charmingly obfuscating quasideities. Cherubs are a curiosity of their own, and by the looks of it,...Read more