#maybe
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Always wanted to take one of those stretchy sticky-hands and slap someones ass across the room, and when they turn I just look away super quickly and start whistling a tune like I did nothing of the sorts.
Damn, y'all aren't lying a8out this heat! It's hotter than Satan's gooch right now, not even gonna hold y'all.
They say I’m a cold-8looded professional, 8ut if you play your dice right, I might just show you how much heat I’m really 8ringing! >::::)
I- i think th3 imp<>st3r fr<>m ªm<>ng Us ªnd i n33d s<>m3 ªdult tim3 (r3f3r3nc3)
ฅ^>⩊<^ฅ < ALRIGHT! #EXPRESSIONPLANEREVEAL! I'M PR3333TTY SURE @handMaid WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK THIS ONE, BUT I DON'T EVEN REMEMPURR WHERE THIS WAS! LOL!!! ฅ^>⩊o^ฅ < NOT EVEN MAD SHE JUST TOOK MY PICTURE INSTEAD OF HELPING ME PICK UP ALL OF MY SHIT BECLAWS IT TURNED OUT SO GOOD. #SUBSTANCE #GIRLFAILURE #SUGGESTIVE #MAYBE??? #IDONTKNOWHOWPRUDISHTHISSITEISYET
I apologize for the contents of this chit. #menstruation for anyone squicked by that I fucking guess. But do you guys think Linkin Park realized that one song sounded like a tampon anthem? #nsfw #maybe
ִ ࣪𖤐 WHeN HeatHeNs OpeN tHeir fucKin' mOutH ON sOme blaspHemOus sHit ๋࣭ ⭑
HELLO. MISCELLANEOuS DORKS AND CHuMPS AND POuTY MOOD SLuMPS WHO ARE DOWN IN THE FuCKING DuMPS. CHIN THE FuCK uP. I AM HERE. TO WISH YOu ALL. A VERY. FATHER'S DAY. VERY FATHER INDEED. A FATHERY'S DAY. OF PATRIARCHAL AND PATERNALISTIC PRIDE. FITTING. SuCH A GAY DAY. COuLD FALL ON A GAY MONTH. MAY EVERY FATHER TREAT THEIR HuSBAND RIGHT TODAY. THIS INCLuDES THE MANY WOMEN FATHERS OuT THERE. WHO CHOOSE TO SPORT MuSTACHES. AND HANDLE MEN'S DuTIES. IN A WOMAN'S HOME. ALL FATHERS. ARE DESERVING. OF uNWAVERING RESPECT. AND ADuLATION. NOTHING IS BETTER. THAN HAVING A FATHER. WHICH IS A DISTINCTION. I TRAGICALLY CAN...Read more
#Ok #Maybe #IllStop #ImNotAsGreatAtPretendingAsIUsedToBe
ִ ࣪𖤐 @imJuNiOr Y×̷̷͜×̷H×̷̷͜×̷! Yes I wOuld liKe tO put iN a request fOr tHat lOvely bl×̷̷͜×̷d spla×̷̷͜×̷er badge, if yOu wOuld be sO KiNd. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
what do you do if the bitch youve been chasing all your life is making fun of you and you kind of like it #suggestive #nsfw #maybe #gonnaplayitsafethough #vagueposting
#Maybe #IWillGetMyselfALittleTreat #DonutForTag
maybe if my mind wassn’t sso eassily sshaped. maybe if i wassn’t sso attached. maybe if i could be lessss of what i wass and more of what you wanted. #maybe , jusst maybe… #thinking
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @jade woof Bark Bark Woof #therewasatimewhereididntletmywhimsyshow #ispentsomuchtime #somuchtime #justtryingtojustifyappearances #justtryingtojustifywhoiam #iamdead #iliveinmymemories #alternatesofmyselveshavedaughters #daughtersthey #treat #like #dirt. #whywouldtheydothat #ijust #idontknow #whyaretheyallowedtolive #whyaretheyallowedtogoaround #andpretend #likeeverythingisfine #andbepiecesoftrashaboutit. #irememberbeingakid #irememberthinking #ifijustsmiledharder #ifijustwaggedmytailharder #ifijustmadeeveryonefeelokay #thenmaybe #maybe #maybe #maybe #they...Read more
#ven+ #nsfw #maybe #+ravmadvmp i've kind of disappeared off chi++r becavse i'm a+ a loss of +hings +o say. every day i wake vp and realize i'm s+ill me and +here's no+hing i can do abov+ i+ and i ha+e i+. i ha+e i+ and i wan+ ov+ and i wan+ +o fix every+hing +ha+'s ever happened and be a be++er person. bv+ i don'+ even know if +ha+'s possible. if i+'ll ever be. if i deserve i+. maybe i deserve +o be +rapped here on +his ear+h forever wi+h no recovrse. all i do is +hink abov+ every+hing +ha+'s happened and +he horrible shi+ i've done +o people and regre+ i+ all. and i've heard people say +ha+'s ...Read more
MY BACK HUЯRTS LIKE A MOTHEЯRFUCKEЯR. I'M THI_KI_G OF HAVI_G ЯRUMBLESPHEЯRES ЯREDUCTIO_ SUЯRGEЯRY.
wow so last night wasn't a total bust. i took cuter selfies, ones i can actually post without wanting to explode #thickthursday #suggestive #maybe soon
man, vwomen are so mean. #vwaguechit #maybe
#Hmm #WatchParty #EitherLaterToday #OrTomorrow #Maybe
That Last One Has Made Me Think.. Should We Introduce #teamquad? Should We Sign Off Our Non-advice Chitts With An Admin Name For Whoever Is Holding The Account In That Moment? We Have A Browser Extension To Change All Our Quirks Into This One But It Could Also Be Funny To Combine All Our Quirks Into One Amalgamation Too- Though I'm Not Sure How Readable That May Be.. #pondering #maybe? #coulddoakultandfollowerspecial
I'm rrealizing that a lot my my morre rromantic platitudes I wrrite in my platitude document arre a tinge violently coded at times, Maybe its my overrall detachment frrom social norrms but I'm beginning to suspect saying "I want someone to rreach into my chest and crrush my hearrt" might be slightly strrange, Maybe not even platitudiful, #violence #gorre #maybe
i’m not going any|w|here |w|ith my friends anymore one of them decided it |w|ould be a great idea to take online tests and one of them got an F and deadass just said “is it assuming my cup size”? |w|e are in a public mall bro #nsf|w|? #maybe??? #justtobesafe
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i vwonder if he knowvs that i might be avware that hes in lovwe vwith me? i mean i feel the exact same but im just as covwardly as he is vwith the idea of actually confessing any feelings. maybe someone needs to interwvene and force one of us to confess" #maybe #idk
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "ok maybe i in love" #maybe #onlyyouknow
i w[]uld shag myself ()NLY if i was a female.#selfcest #maybe--╾━╤デ╦︻
♯maybe its a ♯goodthing i dont have ♯requests for ♯readings these days / a ♯lot of you wouldnt ♯like what is to be ♯said ♯lol
wIIll shOw tIIts fOr a mcdOuble #nsfw #nOtserIIOus #maybe
brb kiLLing myseLf! #seLfharm #JOKE #NOTSERIOUS #CADDIEYOUDONTHAVETOCOMEOVER #butimeanifyouregoingtotoPmeLikeLasttime #maybe
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Concept: Running your hands down the keepsakes of someone long gone. The energy elicited from the sparks feigned, distance gathered between you and their concept. Your breath is quiet, your pusher beats in rhythmic fashion. In the corner of your eye you see them for a second, maybe more. The apparition of your dreams. You can feel it whenever you pause for too long, a set of eyes on you, watching you. What do they want from you? Are they waiting for you still? Do they want to see you strip? Do they stick around just to tease you, remind you of how much more fun life was with t...Read more
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>> @wha1eFa11 when ¡ડ the 1aડt t¡me you've 1¡ke, phyડ¡ca11y p¡cked up another tro11 httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/1¡tera11ymern.png #ડuggeડt¡ve #maybe #¡fyouwant¡ttobe
Do ya everr get like fully taken aparrt and then when ya put yourrself back togetherr ya feel like ya did it wrrong? And then ya do it overr and overr and overr and overr again. And again. And at what point do ya become a differrent perrson t' what ya werre orriginally? Do ya everr find yerrself wonderrin' if you'rre still yerrself at th' end of th' day? #psychological #horrrrorr #maybe
How is it possible that the two woman leads of this movie have more chemistry than any heterosexual couple plotside. It is PROMINENT if even *I* notice. #lesbians #maybe
>> ¡f you're ¡nto Tro11 Mounta¡n Goats then P1EASE hmu so ¡ can get !nto you !! ! –wait ¡ didn't mean ¡t 1¡ke that wa¡t https://open.spotify.com/track/1YtPxpDMjHEPXwEnhqs4yx #nsfw #maybe
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/677tHBxD/1775547482862.png http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=2_LlMp3dbrY&2i=9_2iNjRNoR3yu2Wm #lyric2po2ting #lyric2 #mood #vagu3po2ting #mayb3
SO BORED ON MY DAY OFF. GENUINELY THINKING OF BEING A NICE PERSON. #MAYBE
I’VE BEEN ON A HATE SPREE LATELY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GIVE MYSELF A BREAK FROM WORK. NEW REPORTS WILL BE MADE IMMEDIATELY. #TRYINGTOBENICE #MAYBE
I made an error in my email to a client. I ended it of with "I wish you the breast in your future endeavors." She has subsequently sent me an invitation to a restaurant. Little does she know, I am skipping town. #maybe #nsfw
goodnight chittr and sweet dreams, if the bed bugs don't bite i will #suggestive #maybe that was very #chud of me, i'm going to bed
the amaziing diigiital sex club #nsfw #maybe
The thematic resonance between the masochistic act of heading outside and partaking in wider society's conventions and being told by a random vagrant I have a, quote, "dumpy that got no place to dump" feels like the methodical equivalent of willfully stepping on the same two sets of rakes in immediate sequence. #What-does-that-even-mean #How-would-there-ever-be-a-death-of-places-to-dump #NSFW #I think #Maybe it was intended as a compliment #Doubtful-however
I think the degrree to which people trreat moirrails kissing as scandalous is indicative of a grrowing purritanical attitude in ourr culturre; its two trrolls who arre engaged in a rromantic rrelationship showing affection to each otherr; if that's how they arre comforrtable doing that; it's not that big of a deal, grrow up, #nsfw #maybe #ithink??
Dug up pictur3 I thought I lo2t! Y'all dont g3t to 233 my fac3 though cau23 I wa2 making a dumb fac3. H3r3'2 all my tattoo2 http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117253948_VhuozUPt4lw3tRz.jpg #n2fw #mayb3 #tit2out