Caliborn "Makara"
@unyieldingUmbrage
I THINK ALL OF YOu ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM OR AT LEAST MY OTHER VARIANTS | SOME CALL ME CALI OR CALIFORNIA SHE/HER | ONLY DOES <3< (IS TAKEN (FuCK YOu EGBERT <3<))
JuST SAW WHAT I THINK IS THE "ALPHA" VERSION OF EGBERT OR RATHER CROCKER I GuESS ON THE DASH AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOuT IT
HOLY SHIT THIS PITCH SLuT™ IS STILL ONLINE?
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Wh0 m≡
YES
OKAY AT LEAST LIKING MY CHIT IS A NICE CHANGE OF PACE
MAN RECENTLY I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN SEEING PEOPLE DOING LIKE KuLT/KuLL MILESTONE POSTS BuT I FEEL LIKE MY KuLL/KuLT IS NO WHERE HIGH ENOuGH TO MAKE A POST LIKE THAT
MAN IVE ONLY BEEN HERE A FEW DAYS AND I ALREADY HAVE 1000+ KuLL IS THAT NORMAL?
1:2 RATIO ON MY KuLT AND KuLL TOO
NO BUT HOLY SHIT AMAZING JOB, WISHING I HAD THOSE NUMBERS.
KARKAT YOu HAVE MORE KuLT AND KuLL THAN ME
OH SHIT YEAH I DO, DIDN'T NOTICE, I DON'T ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION OR REALLY GIVE A FUCK.
uNDERSTANDABLE
GOD FuCK HE CONTACTED OuR ROSE?
GOD HES A MESS FuCKING HELL
Make Su℞e He Has Painkille℞s And Wa⚚e℞ Nea℞ By When He Wakes. Also Pe℞haps Some ℞ecep⚚acle In Case Of Vomi⚚.
GOD DAMN IT DAVE IS PASSED OuT DRuNK ON THE COuCH WHAT THE FuCK HAPPENED?
ᐖ IS UR ᐖAVE ᐖA SOSHUL JUSTIᑈE ᐖAVE ᑈUZ IF IT ᐖAT ONE I FINK HE GOT SOᑈHUL JUSTIᑈE ᐖUNKEᐖ ON ANᐖ ᐖEN ᐖINKEᐖ ABOUT IT???? ᐛ
ᐖ I FORGOᐖ #SUBSTANᑈE ᐛ
YEAH I CAN TELL ABOuT THAT LAST PART GEEZ
OH GREAT ANOTHER FuCKING DOC SCRATCH FOLLOWED ME
((holy shit karama @megaloMemes do you follow all of chittr???
(( i follow every account on my dash! (minus a select few accs, who i purposefully ignore)
WE CAN COME IN YELLOW? #VAGuEPOSTING?
THIS WOuLD PROBABLY BE MORE KNOWN IF THERE WERE MORE THAN 4 uNIQuE CHERuBS ON HERE BuT APPARENTLY NOT MOST OF THEM ARE VARIANTS OF ME AND MY SISTER SPECIFICALLY MOSTLY VARIANTS OF ME FOR SOME FuCKED uP REASON
OH GREAT THE PITCH SLuT IS BACK ONLINE HEHE #VAGuEPOSTING?
BTW YOu CAN BLAME THE SHITPETA DEVIL ON MY SHOuLDER FOR ANY POST LIKE THESE
:33< k33p it up cali :33< https://i.imgur.com/ChZOj5y.png
@IMJuNIOR HOOK ME uP WITH THE TRANSGENDER BADGE AND ILL CALL uS EVEN
WHAT THE FuCK IS THIS IM BEING FuCKED WITH
▲girls cum harder when they're about to pass out from choking▼ ▲a little bit of knowledge to share with everyone▼ #nsfw
IM NODDING ALONG SAGELY TO THIS.
<<"wonder why you're choosing to post this, hehe <>">>
HMM.
I REFuSE TO SHARE IF I HAVE PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE ON THIS OR NOT
NOTE TO SELF: TRY THIS WITH THE NEXT GIRL I FIND WHO'S INTO THAT
▲also should be on the list: putting a cigarette out on her (tongue for bonus points) and sending photos of her sucking your bulge to chittr▼ #nsfw
HMM.
IM STROKING MY CHIN AND NODDING ALONG, AS ALWAYS.
OH HEY CuE BALL GuY...
HE JuST FOLLOWED ME
IF THIS GuY HAS SO MuCH HATE TO GO AROuND THEY MuST BE A HuGE PITCH SLuT #NSFW #NOTSOVAGuEPOSTING
I HAVE A POST I WANT TO MAKE BuT IM NOT SuRE IF I SHOuLD LET THE INTRuSIVE THOuGHTS WIN
:33< https://i.imgur.com/ChZOj5y.png :33< do it whats the worst that could happen?
THEIR LAST NAME IS EGBERT BECAuSE THEYRE AN EGG #TRANSRIGHTS
Somehow you might be the Caliborn variant I like the least.
THEY HATED ME BECAuSE I WAS RIGHT
I think wantonly assigning people "egg" just because you know a few of 'em that happen to be trans is just lowkey highkey lame, sis.
WHAT SORT OF FUCKED UP SCALE ARE YOU GOING OFF????
Away with yee.
NO.
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TuRN YOuR BRAIN OFF I THINK I WOuLD LIKE TO DO THAT FOR A WHILE
WAYS THAT DONT LOSE ME MONEY ALSO GAMBLING REQuIRES MORE THINKING THAN YOu THINK EX: POKER AND BLACKJACK
i was thinking slots app but good point ok let me think we got doom scrolling we got stim boards we got video games that turn off any part of your brain not in use for it so at least all your thoughts are on something else oh and a nap naps work
I FEEL LIKE FuCKING HuRTING AND/OR KILLING SOMETHING I HAVE NOT FELT THIS AMOuNT OF RAGE IN A WHILE HOLY SHIT