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♡ WHAT? YOURE SHAVING YOUR BUSH??? BUT YOURE PURRFECTLY EDIBLE THE WAY YOU ARE.. DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT BUSH... I CAN USE IT TO FLOSS YOUR TORN OFF MEAT CHUNKZ OUT OF MY TEETH WHEN IM DONE KEHEHAHEAHEHAHEHAHHEHAHEHAHA #gore #nsfwe #cannibalism ♡
hold up is that illegal
aite its legal cause i said so and i cant lie so that makes it true
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ⚕t ⚕ndeed ⚕s!
a@unyieldingUmbrage asks: "WHATS YOuR FAVORITE SHADE OF GREEN? (HEX CODE IF YOuR THAT SPECIFIC)" come to really appreciate a bright green, 6ff00 (deva) and 5FAD41 (my jade) always brighten my day. so does 4ac925 because it usually means angie or another jade is around! i also really like deep foresty greens, flying above a treeline, or through one. it can get SO pretty.
Mm. I feel like #vi9lence
FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE
hm. now that i think about it seeing my clothes struggle to hold back my love handles does sound nice. *UrP*
#cw-fatfetish #nsfw racking up the pounds and racking up the dough <3 *UrP*
#cw-fatfetish #nsfw the sloshing noises from my stomach after just two double xl sodas is stunning. im so bloated. the calorie intake can and will only go up from here <3 *UrP*
so real and true. *UrP*
thanks for the tip. ill keep that in mind *UrP*
#cw-fatfetish #nsfw ahem. get bigger get bigger get-- *UrP*
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ FUCK Y34H 848Y, 600D T46Z, N0W 63T 81663R F4TT13 #NZFW #CW-F4TF3T1ZH 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
#cw-fatfetish #nsfw got a xxl soda in hand and chugging it as we speak. *UrP*
I have no idea who you are but I like the words you are spitting. Fuck yes. Fat meaty women who are soft and awesome for cuddling
all of this twink posting. when are fat women going to get a spotlight? :B
why is it more fun to stuff my face with alchemized food than actually playing the game? :B #lexihayleysburb #suggestive #curious
obliterate twinks? what if we obliterated a plate of hotdogs together? what if we obliterated cakes or french toast? #hungryposting #frenchtoastclub
i wish it was easier to produce a burger king on this land. how does one alchemize such a thing? #curious #thinking #yearning #hungry #lexihayleysburb
thinking about french toast. might alchemize some in a bit. #frenchtoastclub
:33< girls kissing :33< girls pissing :33< girls hissing :33< girls missing :33< girls dissing :33< girls :33< #suggestive #nsfw ish
:33< on a kick tonight eh calie?
:33< girls?
GOOD POST.
:33< girls kissing?
:33< correct!
:33< huge agr33 here!
eating and thinking about them. #yearning
#sufferingfromsuccess. whats the hate with enjoying and liking the silly cherub? #justiceforcaliborn
ill send a photo. :)
hehe. knew youd like it. ;)
i can still destroy a good number of hot dogs. need to practice more. current record: 32. :B
alchemizing a "warning for hot dogs, i woke up" shirt.
teehee. :D
if any of you caliborns or caliborn adjacent individuals want to stuff my face with hotdogs, hmu. wink wonk. ;B #suggestive #nsfw
i like them. it can be whatever you wish. cake. sweets. anything! :D
hehehe. *cool finger guns*
striders, vantases, megidos, harleys, and caliborns are welcome. stroking my hair and kicking my feet right now.
hiiiiii!!!! i dont have a matesprit or moirail... yet, but i do have crushes and interests with people and trolls. the question is if i should share or if i should keep my secrets. :B
i could probably bag a caliborn with my fat alone. sigh... twirling my hair. #yearning #suggestive #nsfw
At the gas station swiping the RAW papers through the card reader. Who the fuck do you think I am?
We making 8lowguns out of 8enjamins, spraying kratom at passer8ys. Changing pushers and pans. #Yachtlanta. #su8stance
I went down on 'em deli style! Fucking kosher salami, kosher sticky icky eyes of emerald green swamp kush, hit it fuckin 8roger style and used green ketchup while I fucked them. #nsfw #su8stance
If I cover myself in gasoline, I don't need a fucking match to catch fire, I AM the fire!!!!!!!! Fuck with me!
I'm always willing to show others what I'm capa8le of down to a T.
When I'm through with them, you can drive a Ford F150 through that nook. Tell me how my 8ulge tastes afterwards when you go down on your girl next time, shit-for-pan. #nsfw
What, tryna find out or something? ,'::::) #suggestive
It 8urns when I pee 'cause this 8ulge game is so fire. #nsfw
::::)
i.wonder.if.i.should.put.up.a.poll.for.what.i.should.have.as.a.last.name.now.that.im.no.longer.hemoist i.would.really.like.to.have.a.last.name.before.i.get.lobotomized.and.blended.into.a.soup ((.#gore.#violence.))
Suppose That Is A Truth.
Yeah no weirdly enough I agree with you.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Sh0uld ! 《 ull th/\t d!rk guy >t0 l!v≡ up t0 my t/\g ! m≡/\n >n0t t0 d0 y/\ll /\ f/\v0r
You don’t actually put the quotes, so in court it… you know what, we’ll work on it.
It feels so good to be a whore sometimes. #nsfw
:33< WOO!
:33< trans rights! :33< trans ups! :33< trans lefts! :33< trans downs!
c< cOOl, tHaNKs 4 eatiNg My debt <:) >c
Where is my FUCKING girlfriend! I want to pester my lover!
I’m 8ored can I make it your guys pro8lem
:33< chief mew aint gonna believe this we looked into the future and shitpeta without fail k33ps posting about #girlbulge #nsfw!
c< i liKe wOMeN, priMarily, yes, but! i dO eNjOy MeN aNd MeN adjaceNt beiNgs, ON rare OccasiONs (aNd MOst eNbies are HOt, but, its a case by case basis, tbH) >c
me iℛ a el gimnasi꩜ específicamente p꩜ℛque quieℛes a g꩜ℛditas que sientan en mi maldita caℛa #nsfw #fatladies
:33< thank mew cali ill be here all sw33p!
:33< it pays to be this cute litpurrally :33< i was walking down the str33t when some guy just totally randomly said :33< "OH GOD PLEASE WHY ARE YOU ROBBING ME AT GUNPOINT HERE TAKE MY WALLET" :33< and gave meow his wallet afpurr i put my gun away and told him to scram
ねえ、世の中には「それ以外」にもスペクトラムなものがあるって、知ってた？
I truly am sorry.
:D!!
Why, t_han_k you, how very sweet_ of you.
love is stored in the jade
An_d my visage so t_hat_ my icon_ is n_ot_ on_ly what_ people are goin_g off of. (( art_ by: san_dflakedraws ))
i'm not sure if it's a breach of social media etiquette to say who. it's a guy by the name strider though. looks like there's quite a few of them on here!
:33 < i guess i'm kinda already neutral kitty then?
Seeing some discussion on “Evil” versions of ourselves… mine isn’t necessarily something… that easily approachable or explainable, hoo hoo. #vagueposting
Good morning.
i neeD to buy a fan.,, i Don't know how i DiDn't think of Doing so sooner. it's so hot in here.,,.,
its so hard being in a relationship and then all of your friendships are weirdly close and youve kissed youve kissed like twenty times anyways what im saying here truthfully is i dont want a celebrity hall pass but if john or karkat wanted to crack id be open to it absolutely not be with them thought gross i hate men #nsfw
i chose the wrong time to try out a new website because i am already exhausted. i guess too many sleepless nights in a row are finally starting to catch up to me. off to bed i go!
☆~𖦹 I've been told I look good in platform boots 𖦹~☆
8=8 > i only let bad bitches play with my leash, skinny bitches stay BACK. #nsfw
:33< #girlbulge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :33< #nsfw
Going over to Troll Seven Eleven again just to visit the employee. #SevenElevenPosting
OH SHIT YEAH I DO, DIDN'T NOTICE, I DON'T ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION OR REALLY GIVE A FUCK.
NO BUT HOLY SHIT AMAZING JOB, WISHING I HAD THOSE NUMBERS.
If only some of you all were normal.
Need to stop threatening to strangle people with my tendrils a lot of you are into that. #suggestive
My 8adge lineup has such aura gog damn
@L1LSH1TP3T4 1T 1S H3R3!! >:] HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/T3Z4NG3L.PNG
toon logic heists must go hard. all you have to do to break someone out of jail is have someone they don't find attractive flirt with them. boom instant wall hole.
c< i sHOuld bite Her.... #yearNiNg #bitiNg >c
:33< :DD
:33< if i s33 cute girls i smile so big and wide :DD
OH SN4P! CONGR4TS!
:33< sometimes mew s33 a purrson and mew cant help but furlirt with them
One of the most adorable things to me is when Jade's tail wags.
:33< never apologize fur having fun
:33< *the mighty huntress puts on a shirt that says "mama's little dud" on it*
H3Y, SORRY FOR TH3 1N4CT1V1TY! B33N SP3ND1NG 4 LOT OF T1M3 W1TH MY K4RK4T.
(( i follow every account on my dash! (minus a select few accs, who i purposefully ignore)
having the last name leijon implies you also have a fat ass anD a tight nook #nsfw #funfaCt
Brilliant, ten out of ten no notes.
Women or something #suggestive
me stanDing in an awkwarD position anD fiDgeting with my skirt while talking to you is a gooD sign that my whole boDy is itChing to pail with you #nsfw
when i'm frustrated that my b꥟s꥟m is sticking t꥟ my dress due t꥟ the sheer am꥟unt ꥟f sweat in pr꥟ducing in this heat but i remember degenerates ꥟n here w꥟uld fight t꥟꥟th and nail f꥟r a whiff. (#nsfw)
Imagine thinking the ashen quadrant isn't import8nt! Just imagine!!!!!!!! People just happen to suck at it, thats the only reason everyone "ignores" it.
:33< all shippurrs ship ships
They are inevitable apparently.
The testosterone shot is still very much affecting me, you are all very lucky I decided to give the dash a break from broadcasting my urges. #Nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress purrns mew into a picross puzzle*
:33< *the mighty huntress curls up on mewre dash and takes a nap*
:33< hello cali
:33< oh hell yeah :33< *the mighty huntress purrs at the cherubs pets*
good morning !!!
guess who's a verified girl breeder now!!!! #nsfw
Interesting.
I MIGHT cry. I kind of love her a lot. #Vagueposting #Vriska
:33< #girlbulge sw33p :33< #nsfw
i have str0ng r0mantic feelings f0r vriska serket
:33< *the mighty huntress lays butt ass naked in a puddle of slime seductively* :33< who want meow? :33< #nsfw
▲actually fuck the horn piercings gonna get my tongue done first▼
... Damn, YO. NOw I can't stOp thInkIng abOut tOngue kIssIng. Them slOppY snOggs. The duel OFF twO spItlashers, YO. ShIettttt. #kIssIng #unFF
▲something about this website just makes everyone horny▼
I’m doing this 8ecause that damn fish told me to do so. Anyways. It’s not really a want for a woman’s touch, it’s a NEED. It is a carnal need for me. Whether it’s out of love, h8, pity, or they’re trying to mediate me, it’s all gr8!!!!!!!! I mean theres so much I can think a8out! Like scissoring? Who doesn’t want scissoring?! Frotting? Dry-humping? Jegus, there’s definitely more. I really don’t do this often. Damn!!!!!!!! Tags: #NSFW #YURI #VRISKA
▲also should be on the list: putting a cigarette out on her (tongue for bonus points) and sending photos of her sucking your bulge to chittr▼ #nsfw
▲girls cum harder when they're about to pass out from choking▼ ▲a little bit of knowledge to share with everyone▼ #nsfw
Do I hornypost to get the les8ian 8adges like the fish told me to or #Pondering #Vriska #Nsfw
does anyone know how i can double dead that insufferable fuckin sweater wearin lip flappin mutant blood beach I AINT -EFIN D-EAD AN-EMON-ENYMOOR AND T)(AT FUCKS STILL FOLLOWIN M-E AROUND "um actshoally"ING MY S)(IT #violence #imgonnakrillem
pikes to hear their own fuckin gums foap
It’s so pink in my notifications. #NotComplaining
Gog I’m such a les8ian
I guess!
Eating fish sticks. #Hungry
im not hi$ lil gillfrrrond im hi$ fat pu$$y wife, fi$h #n$fw #girrrlbo$$ #gillba$$ # ipickhimupandhithim
ONLY TIME I'D FIND MYSELF GOING FOR MURDER WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST SOME REALLY, REALLY HEINOUS PEOPLE.
OH, I MEAN IF THATS WHAT THAT MEANS I GUESS THAT WOULD MEAN ID TECHNICALLY FALL UNDER WOKE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, MAINLY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MURDER AN ENTIRE CASTE OR LOWBLOODS. IVE ALREADY DONE ENOUGH MURDERING FOR ONE LIFETIME.
oh sorry!! does it again but gentle this time
bonks my head against you
anyway!! i love my friends <3
This p0st is ab0ut higuruma
They're feeling quite frisky today. They also said to say hello to you all. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3bb6276eef5a.png
:33< mew wanna pail meow so bad it makes mew look stupid! :33< #nsfw
:33< https://i.imgur.com/ChZOj5y.png :33< do it whats the worst that could happen?
final thou6ht of the pre-nap: that whole beforan Cullin' thin6 where ya don't die 'n' they just pamper you a bunCh feels so 6od damn attraCtive ri6ht now. everythin6 feels so damn heavy.
and intrigUed! i don't want to ask for her @, jUst oUt of respect for whatever privacy a chittr accoUnt can have... bUt my, am i cUrioUs!
good for her!! transition does tend to calm one down, i've noticed. goes hand in hand with other character developments!
I WASN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO THE “KNOWING YOUR KIDS” PART OF PARENTING. YET HERE WE ARE.
HEH. I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU’D GET IT.
. . . .I THINK I’M FOND OF MY DAUGHTER(S).
:33< secret othpurr reason mew say :33
:33< gettin #meowmosas with the bestie!
:33< what cant a girl obsessively stalk some peopurr to k33p track of their romeowntic life? :33< heaven furbid women do ANYATHING!
I can’t stop winning while gam8ling, never stripped a day in my life playing poker. #Vriska #Gam8ling #NSFW?
:33< so many ships to k33p track of so little time
HRT kind of saved me
kanaya anD vriska are Cute together.,,,., i always thought they'D make a gooD Couple.,,,,, #DashwatChing
:33< thats fur :33< meow? :33< im shameless
:33< yeah its fun i agr33!
:33< #girlbulge is best bulge :33< #nsfw
(=^･⩊･^=) < F33LING QUITE YURIFUL TONIGHT. (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡
Y◯◯◯u riigh†
Y◯◯◯u’reeee fiiigh†iiiing wi†h y◯ur ki§ Ⱥnd †hey flȺ§h †heir §Phereee§ Wyd? #n§fw
I need.
Girls are also awesome. Big fan of those. If I had a foam finger that read "GO GIRLS", I'd be waving that around like crazy right now.
Gloves are pretty cool. I like those. I don't have to look at my hands.
ALL I HAVE TO DO. IS KEEP WORKING THE MAGIC. WITH MY FuCKING COMPuTER PENCIL. YES!!! DRAWING IS EASY. DON'T LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOu IT ISN'T. YOu WORK HARD. AND HONE YOuR CRAFT. AND IGNORE THE HATERS. uNTIL YOu ARE IN. "THE ZONE".