Caliborn "Makara"
@unyieldingUmbrage
I THINK ALL OF YOu ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM OR AT LEAST MY OTHER VARIANTS | SOME CALL ME CALI OR CALIFORNIA SHE/HER | ONLY DOES <3< (IS TAKEN (FuCK YOu EGBERT <3<))
An_d my visage so t_hat_ my icon_ is n_ot_ on_ly what_ people are goin_g off of. (( art_ by: san_dflakedraws ))
HMM.
CuTE
NO PROBLEM
GOOD TO KNOW
i woke up to 12 unread notifications from someone i've never met before. good morning to you too i suppose!
WHO? IF I MAY KNOW
i'm not sure if it's a breach of social media etiquette to say who. it's a guy by the name strider though. looks like there's quite a few of them on here!
DAVE OR DIRK? ASSuMING DAVE
:33 < no longer evil kitty :33 < i am good kitty again
WHY NOT NEuTRAL KITTY?
:33 < sounds boring!
NEuTRAL KITTY IS NOT BOuND BY BEING GOOD OR EVIL IT DOES WHAT IT WANTS
Seeing some discussion on “Evil” versions of ourselves… mine isn’t necessarily something… that easily approachable or explainable, hoo hoo. #vagueposting
WOuLD I TECHNICALLY BE AN "EVIL" VERSION OF MYSELF?
I’m not… entirely sure what you mean by that? I just got out of bed, so my minds running a blank.
IF WERE TALKING ABOuT "EVIL" VERSIONS OF PEOPLE WOuLD I BE COuNTED AS THE "EVIL" CALIBORN
its so hard being in a relationship and then all of your friendships are weirdly close and youve kissed youve kissed like twenty times anyways what im saying here truthfully is i dont want a celebrity hall pass but if john or karkat wanted to crack id be open to it absolutely not be with them thought gross i hate men #nsfw
HMM.
girl why are you pondering all my chitts
IT SEEMS TO BE WHAT I DO TO MOST POSTS ESPECIALLY THOSE TAGGED AS #SuGGESTIVE OR #NSFW
I'm sorry. 38(
HuH?
OH MY GOD I GOT MY ASS BEAT LAST YEAR ON THIS DAY
i love when im beat up by people i dont know just cause im trans
HMM.
what does bro want
DONT WORRY ABOuT IT ALSO PLEASE DONT CALL ME BRO IM #TRANSFEM
i chose the wrong time to try out a new website because i am already exhausted. i guess too many sleepless nights in a row are finally starting to catch up to me. off to bed i go!
SLEEP IS IMPORTANT HAVE A GOOD REST
After much wheedly needling about nerfarious contraptions and my aversion to using them (no thanks to the big cheese up above and his penchance for watching yours truly jump through shitty hoops just for a SMIDGE of bro-to-bro communication), I've decided to give this thing a whirl. So! *claps hands* Howdy! What's the haps?
HMM HELLO ENGLISH
Sir lord Caliborn. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised to see your scaly body slithering around these parts *narrows eyes*.
NOT A SIR ALSO I DON'T HAVE SCALES NOR DO I SLITHER?
Oh. Apologies. My liege then. I was using a "metaphor". You know. I was implying you're not unlike a snake. Which means that you aren't trustworthy. Like Lucifer himself!
SO I AM BEING COMPARED TO SATAN BECAuSE SEVERAL OF MY VARIANTS ARE IRREDEEMABLE ASSHOLES uNLIKE ME
Er... yes? Are you not the same ungentlemanly curmudgeon besmirching the good name of my friends? The same cherub who had me hopped out the wazoo on hope juice? The one who tried to phagocytize their sister???
WHAT? NO IVE DONE NONE OF THAT? AND I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE DONE NO SISTER KILLING
Oh. Well then, i suppose its nice to meet you! As long as you steer clear of sororicide then i dont see why you can i cant get along *wink*
WHATS WITH ALL THE BIG WORDS AND WHY ARE YOu WINKING AT ME?
8=8 > i only let bad bitches play with my leash, skinny bitches stay BACK. #nsfw
HMM.
some of you are †oo fucking delusional †o be on †his si†e, genuinely.
"TOO INSANE TO BE IN AN INSANE ASYLuM"
:33< #girlbulge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :33< #nsfw
HMM.