Caliborn "Makara"
@unyieldingUmbrage
I THINK ALL OF YOu ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM OR AT LEAST MY OTHER VARIANTS | SOME CALL ME CALI OR CALIFORNIA SHE/HER | ONLY DOES <3< (IS TAKEN (FuCK YOu EGBERT <3<))
where my sister when i need her..?
NO IDEA PROBABLY SOMEHOW IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACE SHE COuLD POSSIBLY BE
probably.. which is frustrating because i really could use her help right now.
RIP
eridan vv girlkissers is like good vvs evvil ones got to balance out the other yin yang fengshui eastern alternian buzzwwords
NO HONESTLY WE COuLD DO WITHOuT THE EVIL (YOu)
In my dms
THEY SHOuLD BE GOING INTO MY DMS
Yoou snooooze yoou loose
I DONT SNOOZE I ACTuALLY HAVE NOTICEABLE PROBLEMS GOING TO SLEEP
IVE INVENTED FAT WOMEN 2 ITS LIKE FAT WOMEN BuT I MADE THEM EVEN FATTER
so true younger english. wow now i know two lord's that are chill and who pass my vibe check
oh wait is that like. a deadname for you mb just noticed the flag's as your badge's. or i guess.. future deadname?
NOT MY NAME? LITERALLY SAYS "MAKARA" RIGHT THERE ALSO DIDNT WE PLAY AMONG uS TOGETHER THE OTHER DAY?
I NEVER ADOPTED THE ENGLISH LAST NAME AT ANY POINT
Ww..wwhat?! You’re shavvin your bush..?! NOOO wwhy wwould you do that princess… youre already perfect howw you are heh.. i wwink at you as you feel your face gettin hot… dont wworry about that bush… all wwill be okay as i eridan smirk at the screen #suggestive
WHY ARE YOu SO PATHETIC IN A WEIRD BAD WAY ALSO SELF PROCLAIMED "NICE GuY" FORK FOuND IN KITCHEN
Girl to girl talk, because I’m a good person wwho thinks a bush it normal… tsk pch
OKAY BuT ITS MADE BY A SELF PROCLAIMED "NICE GuY"
NICE SPELLING ERROR ALSO AGAIN SELF PROCLAIMED "NICE GuY" OVER HERE LIKE PuTTING uP A SIGN THAT SAYS "IM A WEIRDO TO WOMEN"
THEN WHY DOES YOuR PROFILE SAY NICE *GuY* SENDING MIXED SIGNALS HERE ALSO "NICE GIRLS" EXIST TOO IDIOT
IM BOTH!! plus wwhy not I mean I just like the term “nice guy” it feels good to read in my profile
ITS NOT ALSO I SWEAR TO GOD PuT THIS INFORMATION IN YOuR BIO BEFORE I STRANGLE YOu TO DEATH
stuck between i feel sick so everyone should be nice to me and i feel sick so no one so much as glance in my direction neurotic prey animal style
WHAT IF WERE NICE TO YOu WHILE NOT LOOKING AT YOu?
IM BEGGING ONE MORE TIME PLEASE JOIN I WWILL DO ANY FUCKING THING NUHBRG
OKAY JEGuS STOP BEING SO PATHETIC
THEY SHOuLD LEGALIZE KILLING PEOPLE WHO MISGENDER YOu
agree we could make this happen
MAKE IT HAPEN
hold up is that illegal
WELL ITS LEGAL NOW THANKS TO @TuRNTECHGODBIRD
boob #suggestive
SINGuLAR? JuST ONE?
DAMN RIP
WHY IZ EVERYONE ACTING LIKE IM THE BIGGEZT WHORE IN THE WORLD IM NOT DAT MUCH OF A ZLUT U GUYZ AND IF I WAZ I WOULDNT GO FOR CAZPER EITHER WAY ??? TF
WHAT? THE BIGGEST WHORE/SLuT/WHATEVER IS OBJECTIVELY SHITPETA I DONT KNOW WHY THIS IS EVEN AN ARGuMENT?
THE RESuLTS ARE IN JuST AS I HAD SuSPECTED PEOPLE LIKE FAT WOMEN MORE THAN JuST PLAIN WOMEN
THIS IS A GOOD THING