♠ hated by @unyieldingUmbrage

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i swear some of you guys should go like maybe one wipe JUST ONE without publicly being horny. it'D be life changing seriously #yesyou #rightthere #you #yep #thatone
I do not like the caliboobs.

Ww..wwhat?! You’re shavvin your bush..?! NOOO wwhy wwould you do that princess… youre already perfect howw you are heh.. i wwink at you as you feel your face gettin hot… dont wworry about that bush… all wwill be okay as i eridan smirk at the screen #suggestive
i’m meant to be posting more so here it is a post.

all this yappin about twwinks and yet i havvent seen ANY! imma vvisual learner by the wwavve.

Come fucking try me then!

You can try! It's detacha8le afterall. The ro8ot arm, of course. If you could at all!

Trying to test my metal then or something?

Tch! As if you'd 8e a8le to handle me in any capacity!

:33< no? :33< what nefur s33n anyone be in two purrlaces at once befure?

Not to harsh the vibes of every fella cottoning to the corners of this lil fudge junior nonsense but i dunno if he was so much a real guy with real pizzazz as he was a real piece of WORK.

Not that i ever came to blows with him but by the principle of his birthright (coderight) im kind of prone to harshing on that guy!

Sorry for the juniorheads in the audience but some things simply must be said.

AND YOU ARE FAILED GARBAGE. A DEAD END. YOU ARE NOTHING.
Yes!
Sir lord Caliborn. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised to see your scaly body slithering around these parts *narrows eyes*.

:33< he loves it!



