Security Chief Benrey
@johnwickLover
only here for your passport. do not refer to me.
i just wanna play games with people, man... but gordon FEETMAN doesnt want that. and he hates me i think. in particular.
give me the fucking controller
since someone wanted to see heres the cool picture i found. i printed it to give to my gooody great pal gordon feetman. great gift i'm not gonna lie.
i think it is but he says its freeman. maybe. haven't seen his passport yet.
yeah. yeah actually it is.
i dunno that's not my job. everyone usually has their passport.
guys i found a sick picture in the security department files. wanna see it.
sure.
sick i'll post it soon.
i'm curious now. is the troll planet also a collection of portals and floating rocks and stuff. or is that just my place.
Depends on when you check in. Usually not. But eventually, yes.
oh huh. that's weird. do they also have ps3's though.
It's probably Slaystation 3 there.
so no ps3s here cool. cool. this place sucks.
wow man. thats rude. and here i was trying to be all nice and and jplly or something.
so do any of you have a ps3. with the ps plus subscription i mean so we can play cool games.
so. whats your alien homeworld like. does it also have weird attack plants.
has anyone checked Wikipedia the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit recently?
this place is really lucky. lucky that i'm here and that passport evader isn't.
it was all a ruse. i'm no sergeant. my elaborate social test was a success. i think.
did you know. your id tells other if you're nice or not. thats why i need to see your passport. usually.
what if i don't have a passport? can dr coomer vouch for me? :(
maybe. then again he thinks you're gordon. hm. i'll think about it.
i mean we can doublecheck that. @helloGordon who am I?
Hello Gordon!
do any of you need. soothing. i can use my black mesa™ smooth voice on you. maybe.
so even the humans on here are.. hm. expressive.
is this like. a big troll thing. wait are you the type of aliens that get exponentially more depraved every now and then.
:33< yeah sorry
oh man. that makes so much more sense now.
:33< yeah :33< were fureaks
𓆠 𓂃𓂁𓂃 not me tho. #yallstaysafe. 𓂃𓂁𓂃
that's something an alien who has something to hide would say. i don't trust you.
how is this website more odd than a secret underground lab. thats kind of impressive. but also wow. some of you are something else.
The difference between area 51 and dealing with aliens directly.
i dealt with them. just not like this. why is there so much... sexual desperation.
They all must not have the social medias they need so they use it as a hookup app as well ig
i've thought long and hard about this. only applicable mesa staff and personnel will need their passports. for now. as for the rest of you i don't know, go wild.
Benery I have fantastic news! They have made a helpful badge used to identify members of the Black Mesa Science Team! I have it proudly displayed right after the TRANS RIGHTS badge! It signifies that they work for Black Mesa! It would stand to reason that these are the ones that need a Pass Port No?
exactly.
You should get one too! I believe you can procure one through use of the local @imJunior!
i am not employed in the science department.
This is true!
still not seeing nearly enough passports.
:33< well i gave it to mew so if mew dont have it then mew LOST my pawsspurrt! :33< what the hell why did mew lose my pawsport!?
man that sucks. if you had your passport i could probably take you to the medical bay. shucks.
i have a few, what's your registered name again?
:33< shitpeta #fightme leijon
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭⭑ 🗯️ fffuck man im bleedin out ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭⭑ 🧟 blehhh ^^^^^^^^^^
huh thats weird. no passport with that on it here. are you sure you work here?
aw man. now i gotta clean the floor.
:33< oh this is fur working here? :33< nah i dont furk here :33< i just shitpost here :33< but mewre saying i could be getting a paycheck fur this?
for working at mesa you could. i guess here isnt really mesa. hm. i have to think about this.
:33< sorry to purrst mewr bubble benrey
i'm not seeing many passports here.
weird facility. anyways, where's your passport.
i see. you're good to go, Dr. Coomer.
I never leave home without it!
have you seen the passport evader recently.
Gordon? I'm afraid I won't be of much help in this department! Seems to me that everyone here is Gordon!
what.
Well I believe my Pinned Post™️ goes into more detail about it But I do seem rather incapable of telling all of the people on here other than yourself and myself apart from Gordon! As far as I know they're all Gordon!
oh. huh. thats weird.
Yes quite the odd little bit of lore I seem to have going on isn't it?
well if you see gordon gordon tell me. or something. chitt me? no just text me.
You're top of the list Benrey my old buddy old pal old friend old this old that!